Colt Ford - Tool Timer Lyrics
He works nine to five, five to nine, 99 point 9 per cent of the time,
a motorhead with a bed in the back of his shop.
He’s got his eyes on the clock until that Snap-On truck comes.
He shops like a chick, he buys it all on credit, maxed out yeah, but he don’t regret it.
Cause he’s in high demand a mans man a modern day wrench slinger with a cellie in his hand
He’s a tool timer, sole provider, sweatin for a dollar in his old blue collar.
He don’t use a book got it all in his head if worse comes to worst man he’ll jump on the web.
Yeah he’s flexible takes IOU’s or trades work for work tell him what it is that you do.
He’s got every tool in the whole wide world, all he needs is a girl
He’s got about ten different 9/16’s, open end box and everything in between.
Penlight in his pocket, McGyver meets Crockett, if it takes a tool to do it right I guarantee ya he’s got it.
Has a tool box lined with gold with a centerfold foldout taped to the side so he’s good to go,
he’s standard and metric, hydraulic electric, daylight to dark shop doors open and he’s hectic.
He don’t use a book got it all in his head if worse comes to worst man he’ll jump on the web.
Yeah he’s flexible takes IOU’s or trades work for work tell him what it is that you do.
He’s got every tool in the whole wide world, all he needs is a girl.
One of those white tank top tight jean jaw dropping missus,
to knock him off his feet so sweet like mama’s country kisses.
Someone pretty as a pearl with bouncing blonde curls,
someone to rock his world and be a tool timer girl
He’s a tool timer, sole provider, sweatin for a dollar in his old blue collar.
He don’t use a book got it all in his head if worse comes to worst he’ll just jump on the web.
Yeah he’s flexible takes IOU’s or trades work for work tell him what it is that you do.
He’s got every tool in the whole wide world, all he needs is a girl
One of those white tank top tight jean jaw dropping missus,
to knock him off his feet so sweet like mama’s country kisses.
[Repeats]
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Colt Ford Tool Timer Comments
I'm a diesel for International and I just love this song. I crank it up when I'm swinging wrenches
Detroit Diesel technician here. Love this song! This song pops in my head when I'm putting in over time at work.
The man I'm looking for :) love those song
I'm a mechanic. This is def my song
My type of man3
ur a doosh
F*** you douchebag
Workin on Chevys drivn fords
GOD BLESS GREASY BOB ! Beloved father, husband, brother, grandfather, son
best self employed mechanic on the Flathead Indian Reservation....
standard & metric
i love colt ford<3 and this is my daddy's and brother's song<3 iloveyouguys(:
is song reminds me of my grandfather.. he's bin a welder 45 years in his own shop, he has always showed me the value of tools and thanks to him i now own more tools then most full grow men and run my own shop! love you grandpa from your hard working granddaughter!
just dont lie and say you have a big truck...shit goes down hill afterwards XD
this describes my familt we have so many tools snap-on craftsmen everything and imthe Jr. of this cycle ill inherit all the tools im only 14 and im rebuilding tractors and some other vehicles
this is my bf's song completly and he is a mechanic is is our providor
This song is 100% the way my son is,unbelievable!! I think he has the girl now. Love Colt Ford !! Bless you and your family,keep em coming Colt. ;-)
I can relate to this song allot
Reminds me of my uncle teaching me the values of hard work for rewards better than money.
im a auto and diesel machanic and this song describes me to a tee
was just told by my co-worker that this is my theme song, i think he was trying to make fun of me but i see it as a compliment!
Military mechanic!!!!!!
Snap-On FTW!
this song reminds me of my uncle
@cmamyers welcome , this is my theme song lol
@gentryhorse just uploaded All About Yall check it out
had lol ima mechanic and this is my theme song , your welcome