Coleman Hell - Sitcom Lyrics
"Honey, I'm home!"
How was work? I got dinner on the stove
"You call this dinner? This is why we all get thinner"
It's alphabet soup so you can eat your words
I heard God's a standup comedian
He's got a special on HBO
And he does a lot of racial jokes
Five stars from the critics
But when I tell my jokes I get crickets, go figure
I'm just another hack with a sitcom laugh track playing in the back, back
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Have you ever seen a dysfunctional family
Sit so calmly while they bask in the light of a TV screen?
And have you ever dreamed that you laughed until you cried
And then you cried until you screamed?
Whoa-oh, they're laughing at me again
I heard God's a standup comedian
He's got a special on HBO
And he does a lot of racial jokes
Five stars from the critics
But when I tell my jokes I get crickets, go figure
I'm just another hack with a sitcom laugh track playing in the back, back
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh
Hey mama, turn the TV on
Put something in the VCR
With channel 7 to the stars
Here we go, here we go, here we go, aye
Hey mama, turn the TV on
Put something in the VCR
With channel 7 to the stars
Here we go, here we go
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh
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Coleman Hell Sitcom Comments
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Here is the lyrics in case you want to sing along:)
[Verse 1]
"Honey, I'm home!"
How was work? I got dinner on the stove
"You call this dinner? This is why we all get thinner"
It's alphabet soup so you can eat your words
[Pre-Hook]
Whoa-oh, they're laughing at me again
I heard God's a standup comedian
He's got a special on HBO
And he does a lot of racial jokes
Five stars from the critics
But when I tell my jokes I get crickets, go figure
I'm just another hack with a sitcom laugh track playing in the back, back
[Hook]
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh
[Verse 2]
Have you ever seen a dysfunctional family
Sit so calmly while they bask in the light of a TV screen?
And have you ever dreamed that you laughed until you cried
And then you cried until you screamed?
[Pre-Hook]
Whoa-oh, they're laughing at me again
I heard God's a standup comedian
He's got a special on HBO
And he does a lot of racial jokes
Five stars from the critics
But when I tell my jokes I get crickets, go figure
I'm just another hack with a sitcom laugh track playing in the back, back
[Hook]
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh
[Bridge]
Hey mama, turn the TV on
Put something in the VCR
We're channel surfin' to the stars
Here we go, here we go, here we go, aye
Hey mama, turn the TV on
Put something in the VCR
We're channel surfin' to the stars
Here we go, here we go
[Hook]
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, sit calm
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh
*Sitcom not sit calm*
Still listening to this in 2018!
i'm actually obsessed with coleman hell 😂
I want to hear Melanie Martinez cover this
I'd kill my Senpai for this
Saw you perform live on New Years Eve! You're an amazing performer and singer. Much love xx
my daughter's got to meet him and he autographed a CD for them. and his songs are good to jam too.
sitcom oooo sitcom
Honey I'm home. How was work? I got dinner on the stove. You call this dinner, this all we got thinner.
Lollll not only you😄😄😄😄
#SUMMERLAND IS OUT NOW! 🌺🌈🌼🍃💕 ENJOY IT 😉
they don't make a bad song!
This needs more views.
I'm far to addicted to Coleman hell songs
you aren't the only one lolol
SAME M8
BEST DRUG EVER, STAY ADDICTED!!!!
Found this guy today, this has made my year!
yes I love the beat. better than 2heads I'd say.
I dream that all the time..
awesome
I played this with my bro and they didn't like it. they only liked two heads and that song is getting a noting.
hey mama turn the TV on put something in the vcr.
Kirsten Bighetty read this literally right when he said that
fuck yeah this tune is good. 👍👍👍👍👍👍
love this song! check out my youtube channel to be a DEEV
Deev3p2 Yeah stop self promo
First time I heard Coleman Hell was when they opened for TOP in Vancouver! Needless to say, his music ended up in my phone later!
Same I heard him when he opened for tøp in Calgary
TØP AND COLEMAN HELL AT SAME SHOW? GUYS THATS MY DREAM
+NenaGP it was amazing
I saw them also in Van at The Queen Elizabeth, but I've been listening to Coleman for ages now.
Mine was in wpg at the ex.
just saw them live last night opening for tøp and they were insane! the drums were killer and the performance was great
Just saw them last night in vancouver, they were amazing
Saw him in Vancouver too and oh my that dancing though <3
+AgnosticNox Ikr XD I was in tears
+Tippa McKillip I was there too It was an awesome performance
+jose vega my 2 favorite bands in the dame place😍
Omg I love it your gonna be headline on vevo, just think "Coleman hell, Hit sensation overnight"
This guy would be amazing in something close to a rap battle lol I would love it
We he was a rapper before he was a singer
+Clair Pilling his rap songs are way better 😍
I love this song now! First time listening to it and I love it. It's a lot different than the music I usually listen to but it's an amazing song!
This version is grand! Can't wait for a live session.
I really like the beat of the music!
awesome song so excited I'm seeing him tonight
Lolllll this song is the truth
hi it's me again.... i need a video to this song!
that's all (:
oh! and i love the cover!
It's right... this song is awesome!
this🙈
+Sierra Wolf you are a noodle
this will go viral in a month guaranteed
How old is Coleman hell? I can't find his age anywhere haha 😂
+deadandgone70 i went to school with him.. i think he's about 4 years older then me.. im pretty sure he's like 27 / 28
I need more songs form you guys
You NEED to upload heat of the night! Pleeeease <3 it's my jaaam
it's alphabet soup so you can.. eat your words...
Love it :3
Awesomely awesome
Nice meme
This song is awesome!
Like me
+TREVEL MATE k
+Sunny Arigela i love the chorus the most
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Another Superb Song!
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But not the first to see this video ;)
first comment lol