Coe, David Allan - 3 Biggest Lies Lyrics
Well the motorcycle club had a party,
And all the young virgins were there.
And I found a blonde with little bitty titties
And a pretty yellow ribbon in her hair.
Then I told her the three biggest lies in the world,
And that was the beginning of my sexual life
And the end of my fantasy.
I said, "This'll only hurt for a little while,
I'll only put the head of it in.
I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth."
Met her in a local honky-tonk,
Told her it was love at first sight.
She was just a-lookin' for a shoulder to cry on
Me, I was a little nervous - I'd never been that far before,
So I told her the three biggest lies in the world
As we danced across the floor.
I said, "This'll only hurt for a little while,
I'll only put the head of it in.
I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth."
Busted in a Birmingham robbery,
He didnt have no money for bail.
The judge bound him over to the local grand jury
And the Sheriff threw his young ass in jail.
They put him in the cell with a pervert,
That later tried to climb in his bed.
Stuck one of them homemade knives to his throat,
And these are the words that he said,
Good Buddy- "This'll only hurt for a little while,
I'll only put the head of it in.
I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth."
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Coe, David Allan 3 Biggest Lies Comments
we all just gonna ignore the fact that the last full verse is about a dude getting molested by some other dude
"The ones my daddy first told me"... WTF? 🤨
Yep LMFAO
This is a good one but he didn't mention the biggest lie of them all.." I'm from the government and I'm here to help you"
0:16, Wait, what? His daddy?
Jason Damn right
lol only david allan coe can sing a part of a song were someone gets raped in jail and make it sound catchy
The end of my fantasy
Wait.. he said his daddy did this to him wtf
why would a daddy tell his son those lies? I like incest but if a dad told his daughter those lies I'd like that better but why would he tell his son that?
Funny... I'm am guilty.. I lied...LOl....
“The ones my daddy first told me”
This'll only hurt for a little while, illl only put the head of it in, and i promise that ill never try to cum in ya mouth huh
@kristopher ardis yeah what the fuck
why would your dad tell you that? I'm a big fan of incest but not father son incest now if a dad told his daughter that I can get down with that but dad telling his son that no thanks personally I think mom should teach her daughter how to suck daddy's dick until daddy cums in her mouth and then she should swallow cause good girls swallow
why would your dad tell you that? I'm a fan of incest but not dad raping son incest now if daddy told his daughter that I can get down with that. I could totally get down with daddy telling his daughter this will only hurt for a little while I'll only put the head of it in and then cumming in her mouth after he said he wouldn't but daddy cumming in his son's mouth nope I can get down with that but daddy cumming in his daughter's mouth and she should swallow cause good girls swallow I can get down with that instead.
Durty Mutha Fucka! Love it!
why would your daddy tell you that being as he's a man too? as much as I like incest I'm don't understand gay incest I'd get it if a dad told his daughter that I'd like that a lot more.
More filth is th a people who downloads this only know stuff like this
I hate bikers misoginous pigs with whores...
Dude i tell ya the mans a legend and his dirty albums are a classic and you can never beat the classics
sign petition for DAC. He earned. Best songwriter ever.
https://www.change.org/p/country-music-hall-of-fame-put-david-allan-coe-in-country-hall-of-fame
Obama's love song for Hillary Clinton .
Fred Wilkerson nope it's Bill Clinton's love song for Monica lewinske
@ernestine maloy . . . Absolutely correct . . . I will not argue with that .
I doubt there would be any virgins at Wild Bill's
@Fred Wilkerson thank you for your validation most of his songs are blue as fuck...little wonder they never got any airplay....
Doctor: You only have 2 minutes to live
ME:😏
Hillary Clinton love song . !!!!
aaahhh shhhiiit
2018 bitch!
.75 speed is where it's at.
im from germany and this is one of my favourite albums ever. wish i could see this guy live.
I wish david allan coe would come to canada!
rebel pride
He sounds like a pedo to me!
Don't get locked in a cell with a pervert
The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Satan ,,,,, https://christogenea.org/podcasts/protocols-of-satan
Well he promises things I can't! Just sayin!
great song
😂😂😂😂 sharing this to all my friends 😂😂😂😂
This dude is sick. Lmao
Militantreturns yes he is! And talented as well! Let's acknowledge and move on
Intelligent people tend to almost always be sick and paranoid in the head. But as long as they can beat the demons they become something great.
My grandpa told me about Coe...
I have been to a lot of parties at the motorcycle club and I never find any virgins there
This song is supposed to be a joke.
mwells219 Realllllllyyyy? 🤦♂️
@mwells219 wouldn't be surprised if this actually happened lol
What l was wandering myself
Never be another DAC that is right will keep listening
I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mooouuuth! Lol pure gold.
ONE DAY DAVID ALLEN COE WILL BE SANGIN' ABOUT PINEAPPLES, HOT WEATHER, AND A FELLER NAMED SATAN - AND I'LL BET ON THAT - LMAO!
Good Buddy
It is true
fucking Heckle Billy shit
Wow...lol
Recorded By-"Womens-Lib"?
why would your dad tell you those lies?
Done like my royal Asia calamari I'm cooking.
His father must have been a bad man
This is the theme song of hollywood.
Put that swole head in it haha
Thats what I do! LOL!!!!
Treat a woman as you would your momma
Sydney Newlyn then you'd never get pussy
Tell her “this’ll only hurt for a little while, I’ll only put the head of it in....”
Avoid her at all costs? Got it!
I always heard treat a lady like a white and a white like a lady and life will be great. Lol.
Correction...damn autocorrect. Whore like a lady and a lady like a whore. 😉
why would your daddy tell you that?
david allen coe awesome man
Makes me think of all the crazy biker bashes i've been to...hahaha
It.goob
GET IT? His dad raped him as a child :O :O
I heard your Dad and Uncle hog tied you as a minor and video taped each other asking you to squell like a pig. Remember there is a little truth behind any lie buddy gonna deny it.
hell yeah ol david allen coe is badass
Good ole DAC
james. Mann
This Before Al Qaeda was created by the Yanks.
Casey Jones ISIS=Isrseli Secret Intelligence Service. Btw israel did 911
Yep. I shouldn't write on shit i haven't researched. Good call fellas.
Casey Jones israel is al-qaedas air force. They have been caught repeatedly aiding them in their hospitals. They also run arms to them with the help of SeeEyeGay. Research the 5 dancing Israelis on 9/11. Look up the 19 min. Fox special type in "FOX 911 Mossad israel spying." That touches on the technological aspect and how they pulled it off
@Casey Jones What has the CIA ever done to an American? Seriously. The only ones who should be concerned are those we don't like.
There's always conflict in Europe, the Middle East and north Africa. Don't blame us for trying to capitalize on it.
You don't have to be from America to love this....I'm Russian....currently living in kind of south and still love this!
I've met several Russian people, one while I was a bit tipsy coming back from a night of drinking in Ghent, Belgium. I was in the Marines and Navy friend and I accidently walked onto the wrong ship... (think I was more than tipsy) But the gist of the story is the officer that met us asked us not to leave right away, we sat and had some beers with him, was very friendly. All I've met are friendly. The trouble with all countries are the governments, not the people... (well, most of the people LOL)From Alabama by the way.
Daniil Gerasimov I've noticed a lot more Russians in America lately. are y'all grouping up and plotting to take us over from the inside?sure seems that way cause there's a hell of a lot more Russians here than I saw 20 years ago.
common jones lol we still out number them by a huge amount so I wouldn't loose any sleep over it lol. They probably just want to get away from the iron fist of Russian rulers. I'd take Russians over Muslims and Mexicans any day.
Daniil Gerasimov I love Russia
junior third I agree. Russians aren't usually as intelligent don't take all the jobs and they don't drink nasty tequila. I don't agree with vodka much whiskeys what you need.
One of Dave's nasty ditties or *Dave's tasty titties? Yehaaaa some skin on YT.*
u thought u had me fooled dev but ifound my volume bar half way down i knew there wass somthing wrong
David Allen coe
f uuck trump!!!!
Trevon Dobson
Only in your dreams
Trevon Dobson your a fucking moron
Bob Finnegan
Exactly...As that song was written a long time ago
Hahaha two years later, trumps got the lowest unemployment if 50 years, he made historically awesome headway with the North Korea nuke deal, and Lord Willing he will win again in 2020
Trump is the best president since Reagan.
I suppose you bring a straw to a gunfight oh those are illegal in California sorry go back to your safe space lol
you guys do realize these were just gag songs he wrote in the 70's
Achievement Unlocked: Captain Obvious (10G)
@korn69100 everybody's dream.....and her nightmare.
Did I ask
Who cares . . . It's good music . . . Just chill . . . It doesn't matter if he sung these songs for a birthday party . . . It's just good music . . . Don't get your panties in a wad . !!!!
Chris Supler Everything in this comment section escalates so quickly. I love it
SO DID HIS DAD FUCK'EM
FACE PALM YOUR SELF,,,,, NO!!!!!
what you think he ment when he said "three biggest lies my daddy first told me"?
jaekub pinkerman I think he's intends to say his father "taught" him to say that to the opposite gender.hes not insituating his father raped him
only hurt for little while
Pure gold.
DAC how talyer Swift last lol
Twisted Canadian right here.... hahah
This is a disturbing song.
That's why it's Awesome!
Alexander you are a disturbed person to say this is a disturbed song. It's funny so who gives a fuck
David Allen Coe is a legend , if you dont like it dont listen problem solved
And thats where Sublime got Date Rape........ Goddamn!
This song is profound.
Wow I can never unhear this.
Sure you can. *Give yourself a .460 Weatherby enema.*
Calm down, it's a gag song for fun, as well as a means to break a contract with his current label at the time.
long live the south
You don't have to be from the south I'm from cali and love this shit
Florida Man Don’t listen to anyone from Flori-duh, Cody. I was raised around a bunch of inbred drunken hillbillies and I left for California as soon as I could escape. Still love the music, though.
DAC is from Ohio i love him and I’m from Minnesota
the gayist man alive Are you truly the gayest man alive
Christopher M Are you wanting his number?
Boss Mann I’m good
Prison Trash
Well, if i been there, you could've been there too...With that fucking stupid justice system...
+Py R fuck the fed
@Steven Long Yep
@Steven Long The other guy said that all the rapist are not with general pop, thats not what i saw, well this is half true.... hahaha when i was there, a fucking rat got beaten to pulp, and the guys raped him with a broom stick, in the last cell of my wings.. and that was in a french Canadian prison...
why is this sped up?
+Jason Delbuono ok yoda
WHY LIE!!!
good shit!
wheres the music video for this?
Black70Fastback He didn't make a music video for this :(
It was a joke lyric Rogers
This is what happens when you have white friends in the south. They show you this.
Who knew Harvey Weinstein was a DAC fan?
Jonathan Baird Harvey Weinstein is a jew not caucasian.
Just trying to educate you lol
Stan Smith southerners built the country? That’s not how geography works my friend
IF THAT AINT COUNTRY THATS ME DAVID BIG FAN OF THEM ALL.
Your all idiot's these songs were all ment to be jokes dumb shits if you can take a dick you can take a joke
+The Collectors Corner - Except a lot of songs have been misattributed to the man, when they're actually by Johnny Rebel and various other white supremacist dipshits. DAC's only "racist" song was co-written with Shel Silverstein of all people.
David Allan Coe found Taylor Swift??
@Douglas Forrest ...tied for his bed ready for some hard fucking....
He found her in his bed
Pop her eyes and split her cunt
Tear that pancake bitch apart
Hell yeah... Damn right... You called it
I sing this everyday at work!
Do ya now.....good buddy! hehe
Where do u work
I do too i play it everyday
"good buddy...." best line in the song.
jkoff76 Must of been there eh jkoff
Yep! I really dug the whole thing, though.
For B.B. or B.S. only
Fucking love this song
hahah David Allan Coe videos always have some interesting comments
hahahahahhahahahahah
i just slaped my screen lmao i thought it was real spider well im done drinking tonight
Fuck all y'all don't like it don't watch it
@nickclem86 yup
Hey fuck you
Well, these lyrics don't have the depth of Neil Peart's
BUSTED IN A BIRMINGHAM ROBBERY I DIDN'T HAVE ANY MONEY FOR BAIL.....SO I GOT BUTT RAPED.....AND LATER THE PERVERT CHOCKED ON HIS OWN TONGUE.
His dad told him these lies? That explains a lot...
burntsigil lol Savage!!!
😂😂😂
The internet is yours
LE DAE HATE NEW GEN
im 40 n u are doing just fne young lady hadle that country business i promise you cant see the stars in the city much love mam keep it real n always remember if you never travaled down my gravel or dirt road you have not been any where
bumb??? read a fuckin' book UUMMMM
fuck you t
why not? just because you say it dont? Lol ok then
how stupid do u have to be to believe ur only gonna put the head in
if all you friends listen to that rap and hip hop shit your hanginout with the wrong people