Clutch - Texan Book Of The Dead Lyrics






So You Say You Want To Go To Heaven,
Well I Got The Plans.
It Walks Like The Sasquatch
And It Breeds Like Kubla Khan.

In Original Dialect,
It's Really Quite Cryptical.
There Are Many Copies Around,
But This My Man Is The Original.

It's Given Me Powers,
But Kept Me Low.
Many Have Scorned This,
Modern Day Pharisees Fat With Espressos.

Be Leary Of Timothy,
Clear Light And All That.
If You Want Light Go Stare At The Sun.
Hell, That Boy Don't Know Crap.

If You Want To Know Paradise,
And You Want To Know Hell,
Want To Drink That Cool Clear Liquor,
Better Dig A Little Deeper In The Well.

If You Want To Know Paradise,
And You Want To Know Hell,
Want To Drink That Cool Clear Liquor,
Better Dig A Little Deeper In The Well.

You Want A Mantra?
You Want To Know?
You Want That Mantra?
Well Here You Go.

One For The Money,
Two For The Show,
And A Knickknackpaddywack
Give The Lord A Handclap.

Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang

Still Want That Mantra?
Still Want To Know?
Still Want That Mantra?
Well Here You Go.

It Is Written.
I Have Spoken.
So Put This In Your Pipe
And Smoke It.

Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang
Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O,
Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-O.





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  1. J.... C....

    INSTEAD OF THE ALBUM COVER, THIS VIDEO NEEDS A STILL OF THE JOKER DANCING ON THE STAIRS WITH ANAKIN SKYWALKER AND DARK SPIDERMAN TOBEY

    https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/031/025/cover.jpg

    J.... C....

    Just hit one of the links about every 30-40 seconds as the song progresses to watch the party get live and wylin out

  2. D.... H....

    Hello people who clutch. Exray eyes is here. Lol

  3. V.... ....

    I thought he said “give a dog a handjob”...that would’ve been too weird even for Clutch

  4. M.... S....

    Oh snap great tune to play back in my Florida mudding muck days!!!!!

  5. N.... S....

    If ya wana hell dig a little deeper

  6. S.... g....

    if u want to know peridice u want to hell

    S.... g....

    Adam Fleener Speak English.

    If you wanna know paradise, you wanna know hell.

    S.... g....

    Fuck English, speak Texan

  7. j.... k....

    I wasn't the Pharisees  it was the seduces .  they were stabbing romans in the streets.

  8. T.... P....

    called a red rocket

  9. S.... ....

    nick knack pattywhack give a dog a handjob

    S.... ....

    @Shego5 AT 1:39 THATS WHAT I HEARD AHAH

    S.... ....

    +Shego5 close....lol. Knick knack paddywhack give the Lord a handclap.

    S.... ....

    Yeah, why would anyone think that, if you listen to an hq version of it it clearly says give a dog a handjob.

  10. J.... S....

    E-I-E-I-O!!!!!

  11. L.... 1....

    One of my favorite songs of theirs. Thanks for posting!

  12. H.... P....

    Fuck yeah!

  13. S.... ....

    Fucking sweet.

  14. s.... m....

    Thank you so much for posting this absolute monster of a song!