Clutch - Texan Book Of The Dead Lyrics
So You Say You Want To Go To Heaven,
Well I Got The Plans.
It Walks Like The Sasquatch
And It Breeds Like Kubla Khan.
It's Really Quite Cryptical.
There Are Many Copies Around,
But This My Man Is The Original.
It's Given Me Powers,
But Kept Me Low.
Many Have Scorned This,
Modern Day Pharisees Fat With Espressos.
Be Leary Of Timothy,
If You Want Light Go Stare At The Sun.
Hell, That Boy Don't Know Crap.
If You Want To Know Paradise,
And You Want To Know Hell,
Want To Drink That Cool Clear Liquor,
Better Dig A Little Deeper In The Well.
If You Want To Know Paradise,
And You Want To Know Hell,
Want To Drink That Cool Clear Liquor,
Better Dig A Little Deeper In The Well.
You Want A Mantra?
You Want To Know?
You Want That Mantra?
Well Here You Go.
One For The Money,
Two For The Show,
And A Knickknackpaddywack
Give The Lord A Handclap.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang
Still Want That Mantra?
Still Want To Know?
Still Want That Mantra?
Well Here You Go.
It Is Written.
I Have Spoken.
So Put This In Your Pipe
And Smoke It.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang
Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O,
Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-O.
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Clutch - Oh, Isabella
- Clutch - The Amazing Kreskin
- Clutch - Minotaur
- Clutch - Abraham Lincoln
- Clutch - 50,000 Unstoppable Watts
- Clutch - Struck Down
- Clutch - Motherless Child
- Clutch - Mr. Shiny Cadillackness
- Clutch - Black Umbrella
- Clutch - Opossum Minister
- Clutch - Witchdoctor
- Clutch - Let A Poor Man Be
- Clutch - Night Hag
- Clutch - Cyborg Bette
- Clutch - Struck Down
- Clutch - Black Umbrella
- Clutch - La Curandera
- Clutch - Cypress Grove
Rand Lyrics
Last Posts
Beyonce Shakes the Internet with Surprise Super Bowl Tease and New Music Release
Beyoncé once again set the digital world abuzz with her latest musical surprise. In an unforgettable move during the Super Bowl, a Verizon commercial served...
Watch Usher’s Full Super Bowl 2024 Halftime Performance Usher, Alicia Keys, Jermaine Dupri, Ludacris,
At the 2024 Super Bowl, Usher redefined the halftime show with a dazzling, career-highlight performance that will be remembered for years to come. Taking the...
Usher Unveils ‘Coming Home’: A Journey Through Sound and Soul in His Latest Album
Spanning three decades in the music industry, Usher has consistently mesmerized fans with his soulful tunes and magnetic performances. However, his most recent project, Coming...
Clutch Texan Book Of The Dead Comments
INSTEAD OF THE ALBUM COVER, THIS VIDEO NEEDS A STILL OF THE JOKER DANCING ON THE STAIRS WITH ANAKIN SKYWALKER AND DARK SPIDERMAN TOBEY
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/031/025/cover.jpg
Just hit one of the links about every 30-40 seconds as the song progresses to watch the party get live and wylin out
Hello people who clutch. Exray eyes is here. Lol
I thought he said “give a dog a handjob”...that would’ve been too weird even for Clutch
Oh snap great tune to play back in my Florida mudding muck days!!!!!
If ya wana hell dig a little deeper
if u want to know peridice u want to hell
Adam Fleener Speak English.
If you wanna know paradise, you wanna know hell.
Fuck English, speak Texan
I wasn't the Pharisees it was the seduces . they were stabbing romans in the streets.
called a red rocket
nick knack pattywhack give a dog a handjob
@Shego5 AT 1:39 THATS WHAT I HEARD AHAH
+Shego5 close....lol. Knick knack paddywhack give the Lord a handclap.
Yeah, why would anyone think that, if you listen to an hq version of it it clearly says give a dog a handjob.
E-I-E-I-O!!!!!
One of my favorite songs of theirs. Thanks for posting!
Fuck yeah!
Fucking sweet.
Thank you so much for posting this absolute monster of a song!