Clutch - Hot Bottom Feeder Lyrics






Never mind that stuff, they sell from Vietnam
Get it from the Chesapeake, but never from the can
Follow my directions, it's an easy recipe
Strictly by the pound, adjust accordingly

One hundred million years old
Transcendent creature
No bones about it
Hot bottom feeder

Don't bother with the lump, it won't stick together
I prefer backfin... And there's nothing wrong with special
Powdered mustard, parsley, a dab of mayonnaise
Just enough bread crumbs and one raw egg

One hundred million years old
Transcendent creature
I just can't get enough
Hot bottom feeder

Yes, indeed. Serve it up hot!
Yes, indeed. Like this

Grab a biscuit cutter and pack it till it's filled
Stick it in the reefer for a little time to chill
Butter up a skillet, fry till golden brown
Find yourself a beverage and wash it all down

One hundred million years old
Transcendent creature
No bones about it
Hot bottom feeder
One hundred million years old
Transcendent creature
I just can't get enough
Hot bottom feeder





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  1. R.... V....

    Shit i am hungry now!

  2. b.... b....

    one of the best videos
    on YouTube ❤️
    🎶😋

  3. L.... ....

    Alternate title: Send this to a vegan

  4. �.... ....

    This song almost makes me wish I wasn't allergic to crabs and stuff.

  5. D.... R....

    I'm going to the Chesapeake in my motor home, gotta find me some crab meat, and make me some of my own, they sure looked good while I am smokin weed, I'm sure I will get some cause I got the munchies ➖☁️

  6. L.... F....

    Clutchin' in the kitchen. Crisp humor and saucy tunes. Good stuff. I'll have seconds.

  7. P.... ....

    "Und keine eier!"

  8. h.... t....

    just no

  9. C.... M....

    I’m not sure which recipe song I like the best, this or Die Eier Von Satan by Tool.

  10. C.... C....

    FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. M.... C....

    Cool & Awesome,
    ♥♥♥♥♥

  12. S.... S....

    He is Right , there is Nothing like a Maryland Crab

  13. m.... ....

    The surreptitious cowbell really seals the deal.

  14. o.... s....

    Spongebob looks different

  15. J.... H....

    Nice 9:30 club shirt ahhh memories of almost dying on 695 south to go see clutch open for system of a down and slayer back in 99 best night of my life and I wasn't even 21 yet

  16. G.... ....

    I'd like to eat those crabcakes now, but I think I'm allergic. Not something g I want to risk.

  17. B.... ....

    the beginning tune sounds like something you'd hear at the start of a king of the hill scene

  18. N.... J....

    So...can anyone tell me what hes referring to with the line "There's nothing wrong with special."?

  19. C.... O....

    has anyone tried this recipe? is it any good?

  20. C.... S....

    This is the best! How can get thumbs down? How can be?

  21. J.... I....

    Anyone want to tell Neil that aprons are for girls? Nope, me neither.......

  22. D.... R....

    I hate seafood but damn I thinking about trying crab cakes

  23. M.... S....

    Never noticed this but look at the fridge between 2:10 and 2:15

  24. M.... B....

    This music video has the best description I've ever seen.

  25. m.... ....

    lmao YEEES. This band is so fucking awesome. I've loved clutch for a long time but only had a couple albums. This new one is awesome and i can't wait to see them live! I lived in Maryland when i was younger but we moved back home after a couple years. Now that i'm grown i'm sure glad we did for the sake of reasonable tax rates and getting to have my constitutional rights lol. But It is a beautiful state, and i definitely got a love for crabs and crab cakes while i was there. Damn it now i need to make a trip to get some!! God i'm hungry. XD

  26. A.... B....

    Что-то я жрать захотел.

  27. a.... s....

    definitely going to try it

  28. J.... P....

    Clutch can literally make a great song about anything

  29. 1.... ....

    Dammit! Now I'm hungry.

  30. L.... C....

    Crab cakes and maybe natty boh

  31. 1.... S....

    Neil can write a great song about anything! One of my favorite songs of all time is the dragonfly.

  32. R.... E....

    Does it get any better than that?

  33. W.... M....

    Listen up ya'll!! Neil starts off with a recipe for "crab cakes". Then he says..."Hot Bottom Feeder"...."100,000,000 years old"..."transcendent creature".Then you should notice that Neil DOESN'T eat that unclean "food".

    He is actually making fun of the "naturalistic materialism paradigmn"!!

    Ask Neil Fallon for a good coelacanth recipe and he'll tell you it's a deep ocean dweller....300,000,000 years old....transcendant creature....

    Ya see...Neil is smart enough to recognise that the "naturalistic materialism paradigmn" is just one more pagan religion. If you disagree then listen to his song "never be moved". It is CLEARLY sarcastic toward the "naturalistic materialism paradigmn". I'm not saying he's a "young earth creationist" but he IS smart enough to recognise pseudoscience when he sees it.

  34. J.... n....

    Blue crab is God fuck you if you dont think so ...
    Maryland #1 best flag ever
    Put this crab cake in your mouth and become one of us !

  35. w.... a....

    Hardest working rock band in the nation!

  36. P.... V....

    You guys were awesome at Rock USA 2019

  37. p.... 1....

    Clutch:
    The new way to cook book.

  38. v.... ....

    ahahahahaahahahahahahah! I'm diyng. XD

  39. J.... M....

    I am from Glenburnie love me some crab cakes!!

  40. J.... s....

    Probably easy to make vegan.

  41. [.... D....

    backfin is the best you can get baby

  42. J.... P....

    Best rock-n-roll crabcake recipe ever.

  43. b.... ....

    You motherfuckers. Every time I hear this song, I want crab cakes so bad I can feel it in my very soul. Also, this song is great. Now I'm hungry.

  44. M.... B....

    Maryland's got the best crabs!

  45. C.... ....

    You forgot the Old Bay...

  46. G.... B....

    This is why Clutch is the best band in the world. No bones about it.

  47. G.... J....

    Die Eier von Satan

  48. L.... K....

    Gawwdamn!

  49. R.... 2....

    ALL HAIL THEE ALMIGHTY CLUTCH

  50. D.... G....

    Everyone:You can't make a song about cooking a crab

    Cutch: Observe

  51. D.... o....

    This is freaking gold. The man is a lyrical genius.

  52. M.... R....

    Leave it to Clutch to make an awesome song, and you get a fire recipe... Cant go wrong with this!!!

  53. N.... R....

    Woke up today with a hankering for some Crabcakes. No joke, I'm gonna make this recipe today .

  54. v.... ....

    Deadliest Clutch........

  55. P.... Z....

    Best sounding recipe I ever had!

  56. C.... D....

    That's it, we've just hit maximum Maryland.

  57. C.... 3....

    So Good! (Song and a joke at the same time!)

  58. K.... ....

    Are you feelin it Mr Krabs?
    (Inaudible screams as the crustacean cheapskate’s outdoor bones are cracked)

  59. a.... c....

    The more I listen to the new album the more I love it. Best Clutch album since Blast Tyrant.

  60. j.... ....

    Who here bought a lb of best-yet and made.some cakes? This recipe is legit. Oh and the tune is good too

  61. S.... C....

    Musical and culinary arts at their finest.

  62. T.... ....

    hate crab cakes love the song

  63. S.... T....

    I can't explain it. This song makes me ridiculously happy, Like giddy-happy.
    Love CLUTCH, and this song always puts me in a better mood.

  64. N.... R....

    Man this song really makes me hungry

  65. k.... ....

    No bones about it, this bad is completely awesome!

  66. d.... ....

    i don't remember this being on the album when it was first released, and why have i only just seen this video now?!

  67. N.... R....

    Crab cakes are sooo good. Might have to try this recipe

  68. P.... ....

    No old bay. Garbage recipe.

  69. d.... ....

    Fuck off everyone and everything, Clutch did a recipe video that is better than almost anything else. WTF boys relax for a while, this is America no one cares about great music.

  70. C.... M....

    " A dinner night with Clutch.."
    Now I'm hungry...

  71. C.... M....

    You can tell Jean-Paul is ready!

  72. S.... W....

    Damn I'm hungry. I'm fixin to make some Hot Bottom Feeders this weekend.

  73. J.... H....

    Right on

  74. M.... E....

    Needs OLD BAY! :D

  75. C.... W....

    That was the most abusive and unprepared for mosh pit I'd ever seen.

  76. R.... S....

    Don't get me wrong, I love Binging with Babish, but he ain't got nothin on Cooking with Clutch

  77. F.... T....

    God this is fucking awesome. Even more so by the fact I live an hour away from the Chesapeake. Plus the band is from Germantown, which is double plus.

  78. T.... L....

    Some good ol Louisiana stuff 🤘☠️🤘☠️🤘🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  79. m.... ....

    I feel like Tim doesn’t like crab cakes. Dan and JP eat theirs on camera. Tim just poses w his.

  80. m.... ....

    This song makes me hungry.

  81. R.... M....

    I still can't believe this video didn't go as viral as it should have.
    Doesn't Internet find this as awesome as I do?
    I shared it with all the people I know.

  82. H.... B....

    firing it up woooooo

  83. r.... ....

    Fuck now I want some crab cakes!!!

  84. N.... R....

    Damn I’m hungry now

  85. P.... S....

    This is peak dad rock

  86. A.... S....

    I thought this was about cooking Cthulhu

  87. M.... O....

    Great song, but what about the Old Bay? It's not a Maryland crabcake without the Old Bay!!

  88. R.... B....

    This is a badass video.

  89. D.... R....

    Fuck yeah only clutch can make a song bout cooking up crabs bad ass Niel gotta make his own cooking show I'd watch it for sure

  90. s.... d....

    this song gives me the munchies. We have the same blue swimmer(blue manna) crabs in Western Australia. Tasty music.

    s.... d....

    huge Clutch fan by the way.

  91. R.... P....

    this was absolute class, great track, heard it on planet rock for the first time a few month back. And now im hungry goddamn it.

  92. C.... W....

    🦀 Music!

  93. C.... M....

    Kinda reminds me of
    Cooking Hostile

  94. J.... G....

    Who would put a thumbs down to this?

  95. a.... d....

    Do these really feed bottoms? Should really make some from myself

  96. A.... S....

    Mission: be heterosexual.
    Obstacle: 3:07 that smile.

    A.... S....

    I think it was an ironic game show host smile, not homo.

  97. c.... r....

    honestly had no idea you guys from Maryland. Greetings from Hagerstown

  98. H.... B....

    Did I just jam out to a recipe for crab cakes?

  99. A.... ....

    why is the category listed as "music"?
    this is "education"