Clutch - Ghoul Wrangler Lyrics
I hear a ruckus in the back tall shadows on the wall
Mabel, won't you wake up we got lawyers in the barn
Yes we do
All the rumors they're all true
Don't worry baby I know what to do
Many years ago there was a case of legalese
Thankfully my grandad handed down those ancient ways
Yes he did
Folk magic the real deal
Folk magic hot off the grill!
Woo!
Ghoul wrangler
Shut 'em down
Ghoul wrangler
Licensed and bonded
I should give a business card
Certified
Ghoul wrangler
I sneak up to the coop and see them chewing on the bones
Spitting backwards Latin at mobile phones
Yes they were
Frothing at the mouth like rabid beasts
Diabolical to say the least
At the sight of me they bare their flashing yellow claws
Bits of old poor Chester white falling from their maws
Yes they were
Hackles rose air grew chill
Folk magic hot off the grill!
Woo!
Ghoul wrangler
Shut 'em down
Ghoul wrangler
Shut 'em down
Licensed and bonded
I should give a business card
Certified
Ghoul wrangler
Thirteen bloody litigators feasting on the hog
My god, Mabel, we got lawyers in the barn
Twelve of them dispatched and now there's one more left to go
I track his penny loafers through the freshly fallen snow
Yes I did
I find him in the old stockyard
We got different laws down on the farm
Woo!
Ghoul wrangler
Shut 'em down
Ghoul wrangler
Shut 'em down
Licensed and bonded
I should give a business card
Big time
Ghoul wrangler
Thirteen bloody litigators feasting on the hog
My god, Mabel, we got lawyers in the barn
Thirteen bloody litigators feasting on the hog
My god, Mabel, we got lawyers in the barn
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Clutch Ghoul Wrangler Comments
Rekieta Law sent me here. Did not disappoint.
I've heard clutch on TV but thank god YouTube is here brilliant band need to get my ass to the gig sometime soon great videos never fail to put a smile on my face
"Ethel, git th' hose, the dadblamed reviuers is at it agin!"
Mable is that big-ass shotgun!
Clutch still kicking ass
Make America Great Again 👍
This is the best shit I've seen in forever!!!
Clutch is Just Kool.
Man these guys need to come out to Oregon
My God, I love this band!!
Quite possibly one of the best videos by one of the best bands on the planet, maybe even any planet. Gotta see them again :)
Frackin Clutch!! Love it
Support the NRA.
How the fuck did I manage to go nearly a full year without hearing this?
Damn, Clutch can do no wrong! Epic and badass. Rocks me to my core.
Im trying to figure out what kind of gun that is under all the wrapping and cordage.
This needs to be a series on Netflix or Hulu
Love u Neil <3
I can't stop re-watching this over and over.
Sadly they no longer have their Ghoul Wrangler hotline up and running anymore.
When demons sit around camp fires telling scary stories , they speak in hushed tones about the power and mysticism contained within Neils beard.
I cant believe I never heard of this band till they just did a new song with Vol Beat. This band is incredible. Now time to catch up on what I have missed.
Superb video, very clever and funny. Keep up the good work.
Today, on Halloween our local talk radio station was playing some Halloween music, of course I called in and suggested they play a little Ghoul Wrangler on the air.
Thank you Rick Jensen from WDEL for playing a few seconds!
The longer my beard gets, the more i listen to clutch. Or is it the more i listen to clutch, the longer my beard gets?
Clutch is underated. Still kicking ass for over 25 years😎🌋
Or cunts are Livestreaming me
So......
Or I'm left in DETROIT
Yeah I still don't call cops unless there's blood
∞⛥∞
My buddy Gabe is a Pooh Wrangler !
I think Clutch should do a guest appearance on Supernatural as a team of hunters who use the cover of a touring rock band to exterminate various monsters around the world.
Could you describe the ruckus ?
Been a fan of Clutch since '95 when I first heard Spacegrass. Have never been disappointed over the years and this song is quickly becoming one of my favorites.
Clutch. The only band you'll ever need!!
Conyers fill and fucking pearman...2.2 billion muther fuckers!
What do you call 13 dead lawyers?
A small, but fkn excellent start.
awesomeness 😂
thats right kill the vermin known as lawyers!
This band just makes me pull a face and think “wtf” but they’re brill 😂
Damn lawyers!
What do Doritos mean anyway?!
The discovery of ghouls and/or litigators on one's property is not to be dismissed.
Extermination by magic is imperative.
If one does not eradicate the treat immediately, one may expect further infestations.
@LegalEagle real lawyer react to this.
The thing I love about this band is its uniqueness and diversity of their lyrics. Long live CLUTCH😎🤙
no more all gone burp
Clutch fan since 93
I know my devices are spying on me because I'd never listened to Clutch before, but shortly after finishing law school this exploded on my recommended list and wouldn't go away until I listened. I'm only mildly offended.
Flannel and folk magic is 100 percent my aesthetic 👌🏻
Just brilliant
I fucking love this band!! Don’t ever stop making kickass music
That was a ghoulish good time!
Come back to Grand Rapids MI please
Neil is my kinda marriage material
After dealing with all this hurricane Michael BS. We got plenty of litigators I wish Clutch would come take care of!!!
116 peopled failed to Boogie .
Hit this one outta the park fellas , Kudos .
Superb rockin' tune... I LOVE IT. Keep it up guys you're the best.
I've always loved how Neil's lyrics tell a story.
This song kicks so much ass!!! And it looks like it was a blast to film!
The most accurate depiction of lawyers I have ever seen. Lol
Has anyone else called the number? WOW.
My beards beard just grew a beard.
Clutch=Never lets you down.
CLUTCH is pretty cool! i could listen to them all day! they play the right chords!
😂💙
Alex Jones this is your Video.... 👌... Keep up the Infowar... 🗡
Naw if any Clutch song is his its Escape from the Prison Planet.
I'm gonna be taking my 3-year old daughter to see them in a few months live. She knows good music: requests Clutch on YouTube more than any other band.
Well emcee 98 .......you have a big WIN as a Dad!
@K Commthank you! I do my darnedest, especially in terms of introducing the kiddo to mew and awesome experiences.
Best band in the world.
Mexico?
I think this band is underrated/overlooked by far too many. Yes, their music has evolved beyond their roots, but all this time later, they're still entertaining and relevant! They're great 'live', as well!
Yay more vague anti-establishment platitude the world needed it
Yay...more pseudo-intellectual isolationist drivel! The world needed this. See what I did there? I avoided the run-on.....ummm....nevermind.
Ghoul wrangler! Shut em down!
Top 10 anime fights 2019
Anyone known if Clutch have had some kind of legal action taken against them?
Niel Fallon for president
Theres a typo. . Maybe. . . In one of the stills it says "Extermination by magic is imperative. If one does it eradicate the treat immediately, one may expect further infestations". . . Treat, threat. . I'm cool with either.
Neil Fallon versus Ash William's who ya got??
FOLK MAGIC AL THE WAY!!!
Niel for president
The only thing missing was the MD flag
the art of the music video is not lost...CLUTCH knows whats up... C!AF
What the fuck is Mabel doing during all of this?
I grew up listening to clutch ever since m dad showed me it and I thought it was AMAZING 😉
I likey your Lawyer Handling Technique, Neil. Can we make it Statute? 😁
these guys bang...
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Best band of all time.
Been down since 1992. Still my favorite band but not music for 27 years. Very understated, they should be higher with the quality of music
That was ridiculous. And utterly glorious.
PLot twist Mabel was a lawyer
Y'all are just havin' too damn much fun... And this is a good thing.
This band .... AWESOME
Mastodon brought me here and now I'm not sure what to do.
check out CLUTCH's other tracks of course!
What happened to clutch? Pitchfork
Clutch <3
This is a good #@%$ing song.
When you coming back to CO?
This is my favorite song from the album.
Let’s cut to the Quick here, if you are posting on here and you don’t truly believe Neil Fallon and Clutch is the bong..........then go fuck yer momma !!
Love how these guys aren't bound by the expectations of their genre. I always look forward to the new Clutch video