Clutch - Big Fat Pig Lyrics






Norman The Mormon Hears The Doorbell Ring.
But Inside They're Not Answering.
Peering Through The Window, To His Surprise,
The Door Flies Open, "Come Inside!"
"I Am Jason The Freemason, What You're Selling I Do Not Need.
Mr. Patrick, Orthodox Catholic, Is More Likely In Your League."

At That Very Moment Mr. Softee Rings His Bells,
Ding-A-Ling Ding-A-Ling.
Quickly Thereafter, Choco-Taco Delight
While Reclining On His Brand New Mountain Bike.
Now Watch You Most Closely, For Here The Plot Does Twist.
Enter Simon, The Super Scientologist.

"I'm Opining Sailing Simon. Is You Stupid Or Is You Just High?
Mother Hubbard Got Me Covered Like Sarah Lee On Her Cherry Pie."
Norman Says To Simon, "Hey, If There Are Really Aliens,
I Would Think That L. Ron Hubbard Would Have To Be One Of Them."

"Oh My Lord! Oh My Lord! Oh My Oh My!"

[Harmonica Solo]

The Pie Man Passes By On His Way To The Fair (And He Says)
"Reason, Won't You Put Your Blue Dress On?
Reason, Won't You Put Your Blue Jeans On?"

At That Very Moment Mr. Softee Rings His Bells.
So Before Simon Could Bring His Crushing Blow,
Norman Raises His Hands, "Oh No, Oh No!"
Simon Says, "Hey, We Ain't Even Finished This!"
Norman Says, "Yes We Have. Here Come Them Witnesses."

"Reason, Won't You Put Your Blue Dress On?
Reason, Won't You Put Your Blue Dress On?"





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  1. K.... B....

    big fat pig=333=666=999

  2. J.... T....

    starvation pasifika starvation!!!

  3. h.... h....

    oops i clicked the dislike button on purpose

  4. T.... *....

    At least 15 yrs later and I finally know all the lyrics.....it's even more amazing than I thought.... Clutch- eternal rock groovemasters

  5. R.... 2....

    ALL HAIL THEE ALMIGHTY CLUTCH

  6. B.... M....

    lol chaco taco delight.....All of us 80's-90's kids got them fookers off the ice cream truck and the WWF ice cream bars.
    oh and Hunter brought me here.
    Great song and new to me for some reason.

  7. T.... S....

    The groove and move of this song i unbelivable! Cant sit still when listening

  8. m.... ....

    five people are wrong...

  9. S.... ....

    I love this but it seems they could have blew it out more.

  10. G.... ....

    5 people are Mormons

  11. Z.... a....

    The fucken riffs am I right, amazing

  12. P.... S....

    One persons finger slipped and hit the dislike button on accident.

  13. J.... B....

    Brilliant lyrics!!!!

  14. M.... G....

    This was one of my very first Clutch songs and still a fav!

    M.... G....

    the soapmakers was my first, gonna see them in orlando in sept
    I;ve never asked my wife for bail money......

  15. H.... ....

    Quintessential Clutch. Great song, smart song, hilarious song.

  16. H.... ....

    They didn't add harmonica for a few more years.

  17. H.... ....

    No better line than "We aint even finished this/Yes we have/Here come the Witnesses". Hahahahahaha, fuckin' love it

  18. T.... ....

    This song is like the awesomest thing ever!

  19. N.... ....

    First time I heard this song was summer 2002. My buddy just won ten grand on a lotto ticket and he picked me up in his truck and this song was blasting. Loved it immediately, thought this was the perfect band. And I was right!

    N.... ....

    Nice haha good story and memory

  20. B.... ....

    The riff at 2:25 = sexy as fuck.

  21. 1.... ....

    Let's see you make a more kickass video than this

  22. W.... ....

    He says sailing Simon like psilocybin :)

  23. c.... ....

    this is in my clutch top 5. extraordinary

  24. m.... ....

    Is you stupid or is you just high?

  25. M.... J....

    Is you just stupid or is you just high? MJ

  26. M.... ....

    What is good in your opinion?

  27. M.... ....

    The Shit, or just "shit", as in fecal matter?

  28. M.... ....

    It's shit to ignorant people.

  29. G.... D....

    Is you stupid or is you just high?

  30. R.... M....

    @zambizzi Hello dad!

  31. V.... J....

    Possibly the greatest rock 'n roll song...ever...

  32. w.... ....

    @eviltoastman note: "with or without accompaniment". In his case the guitar is the accompaniment, while the harmonica takes the solo. In concertos the soloist often plays while the orchestra is providing accompaniment. Don't be a shit head.

  33. B.... ....

    @eviltoastma You don't have many friends do you? It"s probably cuz your an A-hole.You might be right about the definition of solo but you have no social skills. Sorry i don't think there's a book to read for that.

  34. A.... G....

    @max300988 More people should take that advice

  35. m.... ....

    @eviltoastman

    Stop being a smart-ass and just enjoy the song.

  36. e.... ....

    You that if there's another instrument playing at the same time (in this case the guitar i more prominent that the harmonica) it's not a solo. Great track but come on, know your shit.

    so·lo (sl)
    n. pl. so·los
    1. Music A composition or passage for an individual voice or instrument, with or without accompaniment.

  37. T.... |....

    one of their better songs for real!!!!jb from k.c.

  38. B.... ....

    REASON!

  39. v.... ....

    i love them !! vid faved :D

  40. s.... ....

    Love this song and the lyrics.