Cliff Richard - Living Doll Lyrics






Got myself a crying, talking, sleeping, walking, living doll
Got to do my best to please her, just 'cause she's a living doll
Got a roving eye and that is why she satisfies my soul
Got the one and only walking talking, living doll

Take a look at her hair, it's real
And if you don't believe what I say, just feel
I'm gonna lock her up in a trunk
So no big hunk can steal her away from me

Got myself a crying, talking, sleeping, walking, living doll
Got to do my best to please her, just 'cause she's a living doll
Got a roving eye and that is why she satisfies my soul
Got the one and only walking talking, living doll

Well, take a look at her hair, it's real
And if you don't believe what I say, just feel
Gonna lock her up in a trunk
So no big hunk can steal her away from me

Got myself a crying, talking, sleeping, walking, living doll
Got to do my best to please her, just 'cause she's a living doll
Got a roving eye and that is why she satisfies my soul
Got the one and only walking talking, living doll





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  1. C.... S....

    Hey..why they're not "breaking instruments" in this version?

  2. P.... L....

    geweldig dit Ha Ha

  3. T.... S....

    Just love this song. And this video

  4. c.... ....

    I loved this as a kid, thought it was hilarious. Haven't seen it for 25+ years and it's still funny. Great stuff

  5. T.... T....

    In year 3 or 4 I once mourned the end of The Young Ones and The Goodies when I realised I was watching reruns early 90s Australia ABC and video rental).


    Then ieaster-mid '92 care package VHS tape from UK got a headstart on Bottom.

  6. M.... V....

    Why is this classic not on Spotify...?

  7. S.... T....

    Omg this song is the best song ever

  8. T.... M....

    Still creases me up after all these years !!!

  9. C.... S....

    0.59 Where the inspiration for Tubes came from in Mario Bros






    not :p

  10. H.... S....

    FABULOUS song by a true WORLDWIDE superstar. Not crazy about the video.

  11. C.... L....

    Fuck this is cool

  12. W.... ....

    Brilliant!! I remember when this came out! Loved the young ones.

  13. R.... A....

    This makes me laugh everytime so funny

  14. M.... T....

    The song that got me into The Young Ones.

  15. T.... ....

    When I heard this for the first time I was convinced that Cliff Richard was singing with a bunch of muppets.

  16. j.... a....

    I had this stuck in my head all week, i miss the young ones

  17. 5.... ....

    I found a book called "The Bachelor boys" by the young ones in my Dads childhood room at my Grans when i was 7 or 8. I became obsessed with the book and the weird scrawling and rants in it. I only found out YEARS later that The Young ones was a TV show and not just a book.

  18. B.... T....

    Still remember this as if it was yesterday .... god I loved the young ones as a kid except for mike ?? He just didn't fit in at all

  19. S.... H....

    Frys my soul

  20. m.... ....

    Aww it's not got the instrumental break with the violent bits

  21. P.... P....

    Cliff Richard is a fucking nonce!
    #KnightedNonces #PrivilegedPaedos #YoungOnes #DeadDolls #tAVIstockCONTROLLED #RulingMonarch #MKultraLives

  22. P.... P....

    Does anyone know what they're listening to?!?!?

  23. P.... P....

    @TaviKitty How did you come up with such a fascinating name?!?
    #StockControl

  24. e.... ....

    Adam from YMS played neil very good 😂

  25. S.... D....

    3:11 ‘GOTTA LOCK HER UP IN A TRUNK!!’ 😂😭😂🤣😂😭🤣

  26. D.... L....

    1:53 "Rrah!" Funny moment in this music video of Cliff Richard and The Young Ones

  27. E.... ....

    i looooved this when i was a kid. still do actually, cant stand cliff richards outside of it though.

  28. M.... ....

    GET DOWN!

  29. T.... ....

    … my very first memory, watching that end bit on TV as a toddler.

  30. B.... ....

    FIES MY SOWL?

  31. B.... ....

    Just started thinking about this song from my childhood that I used to LMAO every time it came on MTV......found it :)....Still FUNNY AS F**K

  32. 6.... ....

    Darling fascist bully bum

  33. f.... v....

    filmed in the park, in queens park london.. and the surround roads. I bought my first car in one of the roads 27 years ago.. so rememeber it well.

  34. P.... Z....

    https://www.pieterzandvliet.com/product/cliff-richard/

  35. R.... W....

    1st record I ever bought - a classic! :D

  36. j.... j....

    Rick and Eddie in Bottoms was fantastic
    Thanks for posting that Bloody hell that brings back memory's I can still remember word for word

  37. r.... e....

    Crazy Carol Sings Is A YouTube Summer Breeze/Living Doll.

  38. K.... P....

    You miss Rik? Think of him turning up in heaven as Lord Flashheart ...!!

  39. i.... c....

    Bet the outtakes were hilarious!
    R.I.P Rik Mayall

  40. i.... v....

    Looooooooooooove this song!!!
    Haven't heard it in years!
    Ahhhhhhhhhhh the memories!! lol
    RIP Rik Mayall :-(
    R.I.P Rik Mayall

  41. T.... L....

    Do Any Royal Babies Move?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-2XOLBbAEU

  42. G.... C....

    Rick > Hey, that's Thierry Baudet (pronounce as Boday)!!!!! Kitty Joy Clignett, look there's your crash!!!!

  43. W.... N....

    Love it old school anerchy

  44. H.... 2....

    Bakker Bart

  45. H.... 2....

    Where is the Cliff 🤣

  46. H.... 2....

    🤟🏻

  47. H.... 2....

    Niemand komt aan Maaskantje!

  48. M.... s....

    Dus echt beste liedje van wereld

  49. P.... W....

    Beautiful....Vale Rik

  50. t.... M....

    College changed alot

  51. M.... B....

    OH OH OH.OH OH!!

  52. J.... w....

    Genius laughing and crying we all miss you Ric.

  53. E.... G....

    After several decades, I'm listening to this driving home through Texas, reminded of being a youngster in Leicester when this came out and finally i get the Elephant joke.... just like that lol!

  54. K.... ....

    CLIFF! YOU REALLY ARE A CLIFF! OR ARE YOU A CLIFF?!

  55. M.... K....

    R.I.P. Keith Flint. Always loved your performance in The Young Ones.

    M.... K....

    Mark Kleijwegt Keith flint never was in the young ones, the actor you mean is called Adrian edmondson

  56. p.... ....

    First ever Comic Relief charity single/video.

    p.... ....

    And still the best by far.

  57. B.... B....

    2019????

  58. C.... H....

    Atractiva canción siempre lo será, en todas sus versiones, en la suave y rítmica voz de Cliff Richard.

  59. A.... P....

    Love from General Pinochet

  60. S.... ....

    Cliff was such a good sport to do this!! Love it!! First time I saw The Young Ones!! What fun!!

  61. T.... ....

    How intense Rik is doesn’t match boring Cliff Richard

  62. P.... N....

    Coming out of that toilet, chasing all those kids and doing up their zippers afterwards... you wouldn't get away with that these days. ;)

  63. A.... C....

    @1:45 ROTFLMAO :D

  64. K.... ....

    I was born in 1995, I'm 23 years old, but I was brought it to all the great 60s, 70s and 80s, by my dad, grandad and uncle, , the young ones, bottom, on the busses, the classic mini, Grange Hill, I was definitely born in the wrong era!!!!

  65. S.... g....

    Rik you always make me smile

  66. W.... F....

    I remember listening to this when I was younger, maybe around 2006-2009, and I loved it. Now looking at it, it looks like they're causing great pain to Cliff Richards. Also, I don't really like this group, they're so loud and out of tune that it's irritating and impossible to listen to. Well, not impossible, I like this song, but they're so obnoxious it's stupid.

    W.... F....

    They're not a group. They're comedians.

  67. l.... l....

    doesnt say much for public school college prats?

    l.... l....

    None of them went to public schools.

  68. R.... B....

    Ready when you are, Shakey!

  69. C.... B....

    Does anybody know where the toilets are?

  70. d.... ....

    Does anyone else think they should have used Jim Henson’s Muppets for the video?

    d.... ....

    No. Rik, the guy in the red beret, had an obsession with Cliff Richard in the TV show he and the others appeared in.

  71. H.... ....

    This genuinely made me so happy.

  72. s.... 2....

    Vyvyan at 1:40 😂 "what does this button do?" *Explosion*💥 comedy gold!!!! 🤣
    Thank you for the laughter! RIP RIK MAYALL, what a legend

  73. K.... G....

    Hey kids, if you don't download this song in this day and age, then you're all utter, utter, utter, utter, utter FASCISTS! XD

  74. T.... H....

    The first (and only) comedy charity record that’s actually any good & STILL is hilarious 😂

    RIP Rik Mayall 😢

  75. N.... I....

    the best part is when the cars pop in and out

  76. a.... n....

    Cool men

  77. J.... B....

    When I was in Year 3 in 1986, I loved The Young Ones so much I wrote my own episode of it for creative writing. The other kids in the class didn't get it when I had to read it out. But the teacher cracked up. That was the peak of my writing career. At age 8, lol.

    J.... B....

    Send it me I would love to read it Lol

    J.... B....

    Man, i’d Love to read your Episode!!

    J.... B....

    Justin Batters share it!

    J.... B....

    Brings memories back. I was 8

  78. B.... A....

    My fave song😁😁😁😁

  79. J.... H....

    1:40
    Funniest moment of the video

  80. F.... ....

    Rick and Ade, the best comic duo EVER!👍This song is brilliant.😂😃😆😂

  81. M.... ....

    They idolized Cliff so much - his music was the opposite of what the young ones were.

  82. p.... ....

    This video never fails. always makes me laugh out sooo loud.. Never gets tired of watching, and I dont mind that my husbond thinks I am crazy, sitting here listering and having a party with myself..

  83. J.... h....

    That last bit though

  84. R.... m....

    When you combine Cliff Richard's soft melodies and the Young one's controversial humour, you end up with a musical classic :)

  85. M.... D....

    moi et mes frères on écoutais cette chanson dans notre enfance et on pleurais de rire ! eh bien encore maintenant quand je l'écoute j'en pleure toujours autant ! quel beau souvenir ! merci de l'avoir mis sur YouTube !

  86. p.... 1....

    Watching this just reminds me of how good Rik M was. The Young Ones was a must see programme for an an 80s teenager. O happy memories.

  87. j.... ....

    Never was knowing that the doll, was a real live human!!!

  88. K.... 7....

    Dunno how Cliff managed to keep a straight face doing this. That's the mark of a true professional.

  89. K.... j....

    So glad I found this, I’d forgotten how funny the young ones were. Neil was my favourite

  90. D.... K....

    Classic, good old school days for me.

  91. W.... R....

    Cliff Richard the secret paedophile.!!

  92. S.... ....

    hey where's the bit with Vyvyan breaking the instruments, and electrocuting his tongue because he wanted some "raunchy guitar licks"?

  93. M.... B....

    I bought it and I loved The Young Ones I was 16 at the time

  94. S.... ....

    Hahaha remember watching this as a little kid and it always cracked me up 😂

  95. A.... M....

    RIP Rik. 4 years today

  96. b.... v....

    4yrs ago we lost rik :'( rip u legend