Chris Webby - The Joker Lyrics






[Intro: Steve Miller]
Some people call me the space cowboy yeah
Some call me the gangsta of love

[Verse 1: Chris Webby]
You see they label me as poorly influencin' the kids
But that's straight, I'm just tellin' 'em the way that I live
Cause I be rolling' up bud until I can barely talk even
Drinking' like a younger Kenny Powers durin' off season
I'm the reason your mother won't let your little brother listen to rap
All I talk about is chicks that I've smashed
And every single drug I've done and I'll continue to do
But this is my life, it shouldn't make a difference to you
I'm a beast popping pills like Bradley Cooper in "Limitless"
Live the life you wish you could live and I'll never get sick of it
I smoke cigarettes, my momma says I should quit
And I probably should but nah, Fuck That Shit
I be wreckin' with Kinetics you haters better forget it
If they ain't feelin' it they must have injected anesthetics
Live it like I said and every decision's reckless
This is Webb love me or hate me, you best accept it

[Hook: Steve Miller]
Cause' I'm a picker I'm a grinner
I'm a lover and I'm a sinner
Playing my music in the sun
I'm a joker I'm a smoker
I'm a mid-night toker
I get my loving on the run
Wooo wooooo

[Verse 2: Kinetics]
My brain's busted I don't think the shit is in service
Flippin' the finger and cursin' so I'll get injured on purpose
So when I'm with the surgeon I can be convincin' the nurses
For that prescription to purchase weed for medicinal purposes
You know that you are too damn blunted and need help
When you sittin' on the couch and you reach for a seat belt
Me and Webby just a bunch of mothafuckers who pop uppers
And get so fucked up that we start headbuttin' each other
No disrespect to the Thriller I'm a killer when I flow for y'all
Cause every night I murder the mic, Propofol
So any rapper that's bad enough to be battlin'
I'm stabbin' him and jabbin' a javelin in his abdomen
Cause I'm a joker and usually never sober
But I'm infinite, like the number 8 was tipped over
From New York to Connecticut, Kinectics has connected it
Timmy Talent sampled it and then Webby perfected it

[Hook: Steve Miller]

Cause I'm a picker I'm a grinner
I'm a lover and I'm a sinner
Playing my music in the sun
I'm a joker I'm a smoker
I'm a mid-night toker
I get my loving on the run
Wooo wooooo

Some people call me the space cowboy yeah
(Yeah I'm Feeling real good right now you know)
Some call me the gangster of love
(This is me and uh I'm not changing for nobody)
Some people call me Maurice
(You know you don't like it then uh)
Cause' I speak of the pompitous of love
(You can go fuck yourself buddy. Bring that hook back Yea)

Cause I'm a picker I'm a grinner
I'm a lover and I'm a sinner
Playing my music in the sun
I'm a joker I'm a smoker
I'm a mid-night toker
I get my loving on the run
Wooo wooooo
Cause I'm a picker I'm a grinner
I'm a lover and I'm a sinner
Playing my music in the sun
I'm a joker I'm a smoker
I'm a mid-night toker
I get my loving on the run





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  1. N.... G....

    Still listening in 2019 🔥🔥

  2. M.... F....

    Fuck just discovering about this...🔥😅🔥

  3. i.... k....

    Dope as always if Webby stops making music I'll stop listening

  4. c.... ....

    this was my shit in 5th grade.. with my young ass

  5. K.... S....

    first comment in a year

    K.... S....

    DAM IT!

    K.... S....

    Depressing this is beautiful art

    K.... S....

    @King Shady IKR

  6. Q.... Q....

    Classic webby track "drinking like a younger kenny powers during off season

  7. G.... R....

    Dat hook

  8. N.... F....

    awesome

  9. Y.... B....

    hey can someone like tell me or hook me up with an instrumental

  10. K.... A....

    That second dude sound like juelz santana. Sound nice !

    K.... A....

    more like immortal technique

    K.... A....

    😂😂😂😂💀😂😂💀💀💀😂😂😂 oh I'm dyin, that's Tom Petty "I'm a Joker".😂😂😂💀💀💀😂😂😂

  11. x.... ....

    i think we can agree that kinetics murdered this

  12. L.... ....

    10 seconds in I find myself wanting to just listen to Space Cowboy instead.

  13. S.... G....

    Webby killed it like always

  14. b.... ....

    i smoke cigarettes my momma says i should quit and i probably should but eh FUCK THAT SHIT

  15. B.... ....

    he killllllllllllllls it

  16. t.... ....

    kinetics reminded me of the game for some reason not his lyrics just his voice and his flow some what

  17. T.... ....

    game over was such a classic man that shit crazy

  18. a.... ....

    just came from there...great song

  19. k.... ....

    WHAT'S GOOD MAHFUCKAS! this is kinetics from the second verse of this song. if you liked "joker" you should check out our second collaboration called "game over" it's the most recent song on my page

    k.... ....

    you are good at rapping.

  20. T.... ....

    nah, Asher Roth and Webby are both sick.

  21. M.... O....

    the black guy

  22. D.... B....

    Love this its the Chillest song ever lol

  23. N.... E....

    Anybody that compares webby and mac are fucktards. just listen to the music.

  24. c.... o....




    (finished) " About You Now " Chad OGuin NEW 2011 song RAP R&B michigan artist

  25. c.... ....

    This beat is sick!

  26. B.... S....

    You know your too blunted and need help when your sittin on the couch and reach for a seat belt

  27. A.... V....

    @just1nwalter7 i love it that you took the time to type this for nothing dumb ass

  28. d.... k....

    @just1nwalter7 bro your fucking stupid leave...

  29. d.... k....

    @just1nwalter7 dude shut the fuck up if you think that why the hell you at the song you must like it. Either that or you just like to start shit, but us Webby fans think you should GET THE FUCK OUT

  30. M.... G....

    Kinetics allll day

  31. f.... ....

    Webby's fucking boss man, he's so damn underated though, and miller is overated, I don't even think miller's amazing, I like him but he don't got shit on webby.

  32. b.... f....

    well i think that since mac miller was signed by eminem that chris webby should be signed by him too.... like my comment if u agree

  33. B.... ....

    lol webby be fuckin wit ppl that can spit better than him makes him look weak on his own shit

  34. T.... F....

    i swear to god kinetics murdered this.

  35. m.... m....

    can i have the instmental

  36. C.... r....

    i loooooove that he went over this song lol hes so nice!!! NINJA FOR LIFE

  37. K.... ....

    @iHelpForDollar too bad chris webby and mac miller hate asher roth

  38. m.... ....

    @boxman4prez1 dude if em is a sellout then every rapper you hear on the radio is a damn sellout and webby will be too as soon as he gets a deal if being a sellout makes me millons then so be it all em did was expand his fan base just like drake did with his singing shit but just bc you dont like it dont mean the other billion ppl in the world do thats why they keep doin it.

  39. J.... B....

    @McRaphan
    /watch?v=THBeZgGcZHU
    Nope, They hate Roth for no reason.

  40. J.... K....

    @syrusHQ not wiz... sam adams..

  41. C.... L....

    thumbs up if kinetics murdered this shit.!

  42. M.... S....

    best mixtape?

  43. s.... ....

    webby, eminem, asher roth, mac miller, wiz khalifa. best colab ever! for real man that song would get such a buzz bro! i would be so happy:) and dont reply saying eminem is on another level cus i know he is, but it would still be a sick colab

  44. j.... ....

    younger kenny powers in off season! lol east bound and fuckin' down!

  45. D.... J....

    @iHelpForDollar yout wish has 2/3 come true

  46. J.... W....

    fuck sam adams

  47. Z.... S....

    @Siskosk8er7628 hendersin too dude theyre all good as fuck

  48. T.... ....

    If Chris Webby & Asher kiss and made up & make a weed song.

  49. a.... ....

    thumbs up if you live like webby and get what hes saying

  50. a.... ....

    @iHelpForDollar throw tom oh and sam adams and dubby on that

  51. T.... T....

    @mcdouble2 naw he said its cool between them now

  52. B.... ....

    @iHelpForDollar minus mac miller and asher

  53. J.... c....

    @joebolla131 win, cheat, or quit, theres no loosing ever!

  54. j.... b....

    thumbs up if you get the kenny powers line (your fucking out!)

  55. Z.... S....

    @Primape92 forreal dude he fucked this song up

  56. c.... w....

    webby all the way

  57. J.... c....

    kenny fucking powers is the man

  58. h.... ....

    kinetics is amazing!!!!!!

  59. p.... ....

    0:32

    Perfect argument.

  60. p.... ....

    0:31

    Perfect argument.

  61. d.... ....

    @OwenGTA check out their mixtapess

  62. O.... ....

    anyone know where i can hear more of Kinetics?

  63. M.... S....

    @awsomedrummer719 i like it wn ppl on youtbe have spunk

  64. M.... C....

    @Popo5525

    Like it or not it's art and it is music. The definition of art is basically put "something that evokes emotion" Chris webby just did that for you. You don't have to like it but don't be ignorant and say something isn't music because it doesn't do it for you. I look at The Mona Lisa and don't see anything more than a plain looking lady. I'm not going to say that there was nothing good about Da Vinci or what he did just because it doesn't interest me.

  65. O.... ....


    My brain's busted I don't think the shit is in service
    Flipping the finger and cursing so I'll get injured on purpose
    So when I'm with the surgeon I can be convincing the nurses
    For that prescription to purchase weed for medicinal purposes

  66. j.... ....

    @iHelpForDollar and by dead i mean in the music industry

  67. j.... ....

    @iHelpForDollar roth is dead, and miller and webby already did a song together. I just completed ur life

  68. O.... ....

    @OwenGTA my bad forgot the end quotation lol.

  69. O.... ....

    "All I talk about is chicks that I've smashed and every single drug I've done and will continue to do. But this is my life, it shouldn't make a difference to you.

    The main and ONLY NEEDED reason drugs should be legal..

  70. O.... ....

    @CrazySteve28 nigga can be used as another for "bro" or "dude". get over ur racist self.

  71. B.... ....

    @MrPoopFace18 hes worked wit gudda gudda nd lil wayne too

  72. B.... ....

    kineticz ripped this mufucka

  73. E.... ....

    @xBruzeh you clearly dont listen to kinetics music.....

  74. J.... R....

    my parents asked me to replay the song after hearing the chorus ..only webby is capable of that

  75. D.... ....

    um kinetics is better than webby but webby and mac miller do NOT SOUND THE SAME AT ALLL

  76. s.... ....

    I just dont care for webbys flow, and I noticed kinetics is smoooth

  77. x.... ....

    @TheOnlyNap Haha, I was actually just checkin out E-Dubble, good dude.

  78. x.... ....

    @hockeyboy1114 Your not gonna get far trolling Webby ON a Webby video. Hop your ass out of here, pal.

  79. x.... ....

    @sheldondabs Kinetics did kill this track, but I still think Webby's better. Webbys killed so many tracks over time, and just this one Kinetics was on he killed. Same with D. Lector/ Knowledge. He absolutely slaughtered the Ransom beat and Roger That, but his own mixtape was pretty ehh in my opinion. Its the combo of webby and the feauturing artist that makes them so great, they're complimentary.

  80. m.... ....

    @oVaLiiK It's one guy. Jeremy "Kinetics" Dussolliet

  81. B.... ....

    Every song is gettin better and better through this album!

  82. s.... ....

    its funny how much better Kinetics is than webby

  83. Z.... S....

    same DJ's that hosted some of wiz's shit, god i hope webby doesnt turn mainstream like him

  84. a.... ....

    Sick as usual by webby!

  85. g.... ....

    i love webby's accent!

  86. h.... ....

    @DrPsychronic webby couldnt get my girl lol. hes shit

  87. B.... K....

    @Primape92 dude look at some of his freestyles, hes sick

  88. p.... k....

    @DaNaNaNANaNADUFFMAN vid2mp3.com

  89. A.... S....

    @GoodMusicAllDaycom, yea obviously Kinetics is a Robot, he was programmed to take-over this entire genre.

  90. P.... P....

    @DaNaNaNANaNADUFFMAN nope

  91. P.... P....

    @DaNaNaNANaNADUFFMAN datpiff.com

  92. J.... A....

    datpiff

  93. D.... J....

    for all the haters out there, 2:51

  94. D.... J....

    @hockeyboy1114 go grab a big ol' bag o weed, grab a nice glass bong, grab a lighter, and lose reality. cuz u need a nice big bong rip my friend

  95. t.... ....

    @deathmarkclark1 lol how many beats do u think chris webby has made??
    about slim to none

  96. I.... E....

    This is like my favorite on the mixtape.. Idk whut all the haters are talking about lol it's a great song