Chris Webby - Tazmanian Devil Lyrics






Yeah, Webby
Let's go get 'em

See I'm coming in hot
Three hundred and seven degrees
When I step on the scene
Better tell 'em it's me
The bad guy
Call me Shredder with a veteran steez
With money long
I'm that cracker with the spreadable cheese
You get it? Then jeez
Relax, take a seat, kick back
I'm Top Chef, the shit is simple as Easy Mac
The demon's back
Swing until my femur snaps
I got the energy levels of taking speed with crack
The beaten path was not for me, I went left
Stepped in the ring and do shit to death
I came to impress, you came to get wrecked
When I flex, I'ma shake your brain with chin checks
And a broken nose and go blow for blow
Toe to toe
I hoped you that you know the ropes
I've been against that wall like the shoulder closed
But I rose up, evolved, and I chose my road
And it's safe to say that they will never give me my props
So I'm dropping non-stop
Got my lane on lock
I flow hard as Rock
Like I trained with Brock
The hype is real, I'm about to go crazy watch
They can't tame me or play me on radio
I'm too real in a game full of fakes and so
I go in, never let the devil take my soul
I'm swinging Valerian steel and break the mold
You better listen what Christian be putting them in submission
I'm ripping with precision until they gon' put me in prison
For killing everything that entered my vision
Weapons I'm grippin, and every incision
I put all my enemies with 'em
Then you know I'm about to hop in the Chevy (skrt skrt)
And I'm pulling up with Tommy Vercetti
You gonna need a cheat code if you're copying Webby
'Cause I'm wanted with 5 stars with a body already
Ask Xan how he felt from the wrath of Chris
He broke down, took a key, and he scratched his whip
And then waved the white flag, said "I've had it, shit
I just sent a couple tweets, I ain't ask for this!"
But it's all in good fun, no beef lil homie
It was just a lesson that I teach, lil homie
Of what not to say when you speak, lil homie
And uh, I gotta practice what I preach lil homie
Which is if you come at me, I'll go at you
Times two
Now they all know that's true
I'ma rise through the ranks and fill up my piggy bank
In a house on a hill with the Kodak view
When I'm getting where I'm going I can sit and chill
And stop killing everything in my peripheral
Gladiator on the mic is how I'm built for real
So put them cards on the table like we split the bill
The kid is ill
I'm still in my monster mode
So vamanos
Be gone, yo it's time to go
Find me in the Northeast like a lobster roll
Throwing middle fingers up to the cop patrols
You see Webby's always wide awake
So you just better ride away
And find a hiding place where you can hide away
So just your mouth like the entire race
Of aliens from that movie A Quiet Place
Are creeping right in through your fucking fireplace
Yeah, what I drop is easy
To write, I just need a little pot, believe me
The type with red hairs like Ronald Weasley
And the purple on it like Waluigi
God damn, what you think I'm spazzing for?
I'll motherfuck a bitch and why are mom and dad divorced?
I'll crash the Porsche
Right up into the pack of stores
Take everything, dip, come back, and ask for more
Back and forth
On my grind, til I'm getting to the pop
Now this game has gone wack
I'm really not surprised
Got a whole generation yelling "Catch me outside"
Squeezing motherfucking lemons in their eyes
But until the fat lady sings on Broadway
Don't know how much that broad weigh
But she hit them a cappellas all day
A renegade, part Shady and part Jay
And part Tasmanian devil raising hell in the hallways
So play my tape until the decks are blown out
I'm sick, hit the booth, an infection broke out
Verbal semiautomatic Tech that's scoped out
Leave shells on the ground like at Texas Roadhouse
The top's what I'm coming for
Got that magic with the flow, call me Dumbledore
I got the munchies
And all you rappers are looking like Aqua Teen Hunger Force
You don't want no motherfucking war





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  1. J.... M....

    This is incredible in 1.25x playback

  2. G.... ....

    there houldnt be dislie button on dis vid.......... bhad bhabi blowed.......why doest this guy blow..... its sad

  3. A.... C....

    Lil xan..... “still nothing”

    Webby...... “still shitting on him”

  4. L.... S....

    Who's here in 2019-2020

  5. M.... L....

    I never wished for a pan eye....So tell the Mason's to quit forcing the laws of MaaT on me...I said no....I don't care what people do...I follow no laws ...Just my heart on the earth...The Bible is not my wish...Fuck my native dick Egypt....You should tell your Islamic Masonic beast Nothan I never called his name....That's why were about to cut up serpent into 8 pieces....

  6. A.... A....

    1:10 damn this vibe dude ... It's awesome after that , I don't usually like that skrr skrr thing but this , is so fucking fire

  7. b.... r....

    man i wish he would make more stuff like that, that flow and wordplay are a killer together

  8. W.... D....

    Happy Halloween guys, don't know why but this song always makes me think of today.
    Pure fire 🔥 🔥 🔥

  9. O.... S....

    Every line 🔥

  10. c.... d....

    Come to my channel and check out the new to tracks I put up you all will like

  11. A.... B....

    Nothing gets me in a better mood / more hyped than rapping along to this (or any webby song, really)

  12. M.... L....

    God and Satan already killed us....Man never went to the tree we were the sacrifice....Now the man is standing up even if your computer is an internal prison....Were bringing down the whole Mental State(Mind Prison).....Thanks for the blue script....What's up Doc....

  13. A.... B....

    Lools like William Bell of Anchorage and Auburn California but that is not a skateboard.

  14. T.... P....

    Sounds like Eminem using heliem

  15. T.... O....

    Damn we out here

  16. F.... K....

    Cool song! Enjoyed it

  17. N.... D....

    I've been following every Wednesday since its debut with Night Crawler. Webby Wednesday gives me life.

    But... you know what would be the nastiest ever at some point?...

    Webby's Lab 3. Just sayin'... ;^]

    N.... D....

    Webby's Lab 2 came out on the 5 year anniversary of the first one.
    Maybe we'll get 3 on the 10 year anniversary in two more years?! :D

    N.... D....

    @Brandon Bagley Yes, I too have considered that. I'll be here for it if that's the case!

    Also, I know Webby Wednesday is the greatest, but I'm old school and do kind of miss the traditional full length format. That's actually part of what inspired my WL3 comment.

    OR... A sequel to Chemically Imbalanced. Now THAT would be the ISH!!!

  18. M.... L....

    Tell the dogs to come chase my car.....Come get me fuckers...we can expose your orders together God's/Dogs.....Mirror universe...The upside down...the real demi-gorgon can't you people see and feel the change...why did you let me in...😂😂😂😂😂

  19. *.... C....

    Fucking genious!!!! That beat crazy!!!

  20. G.... ....

    why am i searching this guy '' tazmanian monster'' every fuking time

  21. C.... ....

    chris weeeeedbeeeeeee

  22. M.... L....

    Happy Nimrod...I mean Christmas birth of baby Jesus....Jesus the king of truth and lies...So You can't have a truth in a lie and still be the truth ...

  23. J.... R....

    I'm just here for the fat kid at 2:38 ...
    He gets me every time 😂🤣😭💀

  24. D.... ....

    Loving the swing vibe to this song. Thanks for posting!!

  25. d.... d....

    Colson Baker and him would be great

  26. H.... 8....

    My man Chris needs a bigger fan base. Without a doubt better than most of these mainstream clowns

  27. A.... ....

    My god man, I found you from a freestyle and I am already hooked. Keep this shit up!

  28. G.... a....

    Don't know how much that broad😂weigh😂😅😭

  29. L.... M....

    Isnt it gay we make fun of body builders for using performance enhancing drugs but not rappers?

  30. J.... M....

    😳😳🙀

  31. A.... J....

    My new favorite rapper?

  32. P.... G....

    How daa fuck are you not one of the biggest artists on the scene atm? We need to make this man's voice heard, been sleeping on him but damn... Hes better than b4

  33. R.... O....

    all these thumbs down must be lil xans followers!!!!!

  34. r.... o....

    best rapper in CT. ever! we are so proud of you Chris!

  35. B.... M....

    I wanna see u sitting phat that's y I dropped those pointers I spend 24/7 being a geek

  36. B.... M....

    Charles Schwartz look him up smartest guy when it comes to developing the internet of money

  37. B.... M....

    U can record tracks without pressing a button they're dope

  38. B.... M....

    Better than bullit lamborghinis phones and cat phones n only 500 not 1200 or 2500

  39. B.... M....

    And get a ullephone they got service for 25 miles they're above milspec

  40. B.... M....

    Look up the chief cryptographer from the NSA in 1988 he made ripple

  41. B.... M....

    I can't believe my secret keys were thrown away now there's around 9 mill usd worth xrp locked in computers

    B.... M....

    Brent Morgan ?

  42. E.... D....

    My back and stomach got me looking like vinnie paz

  43. m.... r....

    Fuck mumble rap

  44. A.... O....

    10/10 🔥🔥

  45. K.... C....

    Lane unlocked like i train with brock what a lyric

  46. B.... B....

    Legend has it the one dude is still eating chips...

  47. S.... S....

    Sounds like 98 Eminem 🔥

  48. S.... ....

    Does anyone one know what the Jazz Sample is... sounds like something my Dad would have listened to.

  49. M.... A....

    MAD WEBBY LOVE!!!!

  50. M.... F....

    Eminem declared his self a rap god but he’s never went up against Chris Webby Chris Webby is one of the most underrated rappers in history💯❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  51. K.... S....

    Ur KING bra, greets from Germany

  52. R.... S....

    Sick🔥

  53. A.... G....

    Dude’s agressive, I like that

  54. 1.... D....

    Who said that white people can't rap. Congrats man!!

  55. I.... U....

    Huge fan of shady but webby is definitely my 2nd choice 🔥

  56. A.... ....

    I want someone to look at me that way, lol 2:39 😂

    A.... ....

    😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  57. K.... E....

    He keeps bad mouthing trump , he is the best leader we have had in 20 years. Sad but True.

    K.... E....

    He also goes at hillary and ted cruz and many others. To define yourself by a party is ridiculous and literally compromises yourself and your morals. Politics is a sick game full of lies and legal propoganda.

  58. j.... ....

    Fuck yeah this shit is 🔥🔥

  59. C.... B....

    One of my first cartoons! First dessin-animé! First Tv Colors! Ahahaha^^

  60. d.... m....

    "I flow hard as rock, like I trained with Brock." 🤣🔥🔥🔥 Webby kill all 8 gyms and the elite 4! No doubt!

  61. C.... ....

    Come battle for me

  62. s.... R....

    Damn every song is the shit why hasnt Michael mcrudden done before famous? O wait mcrudden is brain dead and like mumble rape

  63. J.... O....

    306 don’t like real rap

  64. V.... ....

    1:01 delicious

  65. M.... ....

    "And I'm pullin up with tommy Vercetti"

  66. T.... ....

    Hey guys if your a webby fan and havent seen him live, doooo itttttt. Ive seen him 3 times and every time has been absolutly amazing. His music is amazing, but live.. live.. somehow its better. So yourself a favor and see him live. Lol im Bobby and this has been my ted talk

  67. V.... F....

    Webby Goes Hard Been Listing Since Those Dat Piff Days

  68. k.... L....

    #7 months ago

  69. H.... H....

    Added to my playlist👍

  70. R.... C....

    Verbal semi automatic tech thats scoped out leavin shells on the ground like a texas road house

  71. R.... S....

    Spitting facts

  72. S.... �....

    Holy fuck Chris Webby so under rated. I mean he should be a lot more famous.

  73. M.... L....

    You know Webby the state is gaslighting people's minds in the church...The fathers house is supposed to be a place of rest....It proves it's a lie and written by the state to control the people....The Bible lied guys....

  74. A.... G....

    I find so much Eminem in him. Prefer him over MGK for the young Slim Shady.

  75. b.... ....

    Webby's bars so crazy they gave lil xan brain damage :O

    b.... ....

    *Webby's bars are so crazy lil xan wouldnt even pop them*

    b.... ....

    He already had brain damage b4 the webby beef

  76. O.... J....

    He’s dope I like Chris, I came from watching vinnie Paz

  77. S.... D....

    You're too good to not blow, hit me up for some marketing my man you'd get em

  78. O.... O....

    Killem Webby🔥🔥🔥

  79. C.... ....

    Does anybody know what Lil Xan said to Webby for him to roast him like he does in multiple songs? I’m just curious cause I think it’s hilarious 😂

  80. M.... L....

    Yeah star of David....We want you divorced...

    M.... L....

    Yeah..... upward and downward pyramid you're getting a divorce....

    M.... L....

    You Monster maker with the word....

  81. R.... M....

    that background track sounds SO familiar.

  82. J.... G....

    I got the munchies and all y'all rappers lookin' like Hunger Teen Aqua Force you don't want no motherfucking war, Rragh

  83. E.... R....

    Webby for prez 2024, he’ll be old enough then, not to mention no one can put politics in their place better than Webby.

  84. B.... H....

    Little bit of a yelawolf vibe. I dig it.

  85. M.... L....

    The wizard Rook thought he was going to patsy the star....I don't think so Shawn you ignorant fuck....

  86. N.... H....

    Remember when Webby was in shape? Pepperidge Farm Remembers.

  87. T.... S....

    Dudes got BARS

  88. D.... e....

    I remember I can start a business please no worries I'm straight like that

    For historical preservation of the town of Newtown seat up and buckle up

    For the historical preservation of 4 corners this house, built on a rock will not fall for danbury hospital landscapers I ran out of money no pressure or anything

  89. Q.... ....

    Squeekiest voice of all time but is somehow still good

  90. s.... f....

    I do shit to death😱

  91. A.... S....

    Our handy dandy note book!!!!!

  92. A.... S....

    Love it so so so much you make me smile every time I hear ya ass!!!

  93. A.... D....

    web make a number two of this but longer and a little faster man. doooooo itttttt

  94. M.... L....

    No prision Webby not this time🕛....

  95. u.... ....

    God Daaaaaaammmmnnn 🔥🔥🔥🔥🤘🏻🤘🏻💯💯💯😍😍

  96. F.... M....

    find me in the northeast like a lobster roll. aint it the truth. thats why i quit my old job, couldnt make anymore lobster rolls SMH

  97. A.... D....

    definitely onw of his dopest