Chris Webby - Hands Up Lyrics






I started off a little guy, baby full of laughter
But due to Darwin's theory I evolved into a rapper
Flip a couple chapters, this foul mouthed bastard
Is here to get this rap shit mastered
After I talk to you and get to speak what I'm about
Linguistic, twisted diarrhea of the mouth
So hot, drop the mic and I'll leave the set steamin'
I been the best breathin', since I was breast feedin'
Presto, I'm back writin' rhythmic manifestos
So let's go, I'm meaner than an angry Lou Ferrigno
Flows that'll get yo hands in the izz-air
Blunt rap, puff that, done that, been there
So tap the keg, let's get drunker than we've ever been
Liquor settin' in, shit somebody let Webster in
So go and fill yourself another dutch
And put 'em up, put 'em up, put 'em up, put 'em up

[Chorus:]
Put your hands up, everybody stand up 'cause we ain't leavin' till they throw us in some handcuffs
So put them hands up up up up up, and keep it goin' like (hey!)
Put your hands up, roll yourself a gram up, if you ain't twisted go and fill another damn cup
And put them hands up up up up up, and keep it goin' like (hey!)

I'm a mix of rhymes with some Nirvana and Sublime
Eric Clapton with the rappin', Jimi Hendrix in his prime
A little bit of Lennon and Zeppelin up in the mixture
Stumblin' around on more drugs than Keith Richards
Hard body spitta, overnight deliver
Lyrics sharper than Legolas's arrows up in the quiver
Liquor by the pitcher, beer by the thirty rack
Droppin' dirty ass, intelligent wordy raps
So raise your hands to the God damn roof
Sippin' white grape juice with the eighty-five proof
I'm the truth, go to parties in my birthday suit
And holler at any chick I think's cute, and to boot
I'm an artist to my roots, and I got the soul
Rollin' deep, shit I'm showin' up with Jacques Cousteau
I'm a pro, here to show you what this rappin's about
So put 'em up like you have balloons attached to your house

[Chorus]

That's how we do it





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  1. A.... ....

    8 years later still fucking amazing.

  2. P.... ....

    2015 :D

  3. S.... M....

    hey cyx its lemon

  4. F.... ....

    you deserve to be signed... you deserve so much fame.. you are better than 90% of the rich fuckers

  5. T.... B....

    Yesss that would be awesomeee

  6. x.... ....

    My taste in music sent me here.

  7. A.... S....

    I'm so happy he doesn't wanna get signed. ♥

  8. c.... j....

    lyrics sharper then legolas' arrows up in the quiver. sort of an above average line youd ask me

  9. E.... ....

    bah I agree for sure but... Look at soulja boy career... enough said... Webby and many others should be more pround of their fan bases and succes they archived so far than all these sold baddies who got carried to the top after doing like ONE decent song that got popular for 1 month then never did anything better after -.-

  10. R.... I....

    i think chris webby should main event at the durham fair .... anyone from ct agree with me?

  11. P.... ....

    @xxthewarden same bro. Only seen him twice unfortunately

  12. A.... O....

    Kendrick Lamarck>Chris Webby

  13. K.... B....

    (insert mainstream rapper here) sucks!!! webbys so much better

  14. x.... ....

    just saw this motherfucker in concert last night in philly, one of the best fucking nights of my life!!!

  15. J.... ....

    You are my inspiration. Please don't ever stop.

  16. j.... ....

    i neeed this instrumental

  17. B.... ....

    If you like this shit, check out Kohncept
    Don't even know him personally but I listened to him and I got to promote him even from over the other side of the Atlantic

  18. t.... s....

    webby could of been signed awhile ago but he doesnt want to

  19. J.... T....

    love his taste in music haha

  20. C.... ....

    Does this sample a song or is this an original beat? I wanna learn the guitar in the background.

  21. K.... A....

    Hell yea Webby u gotta get back to the 860 and play some shows

  22. L.... B....

    he's from CT?!?!?

  23. b.... ....

    hands in the is air <33

  24. J.... ....

    13 Dislikes proved that webbys higher then a blunt.

  25. g.... ....

    chris webby, you just gain another fan :)

  26. E.... F....

    iTunes NEEDS TO GET WIT IT!

  27. J.... S....

    yo i am 15 years old i got a dream to make something of myself. check me out, give some feedback good or bad, thanks much apprecaition

  28. j.... ....

    The 13 people who disliked this.. oh wait i forgot those comments aren't funny

  29. A.... R....

    I fuckiin love you, btw i live in ctt ;)

  30. M.... P....

    way better then wiz...all wiz does is say the same thing in every song

  31. P.... W....

    hard to think i was born in the same hospital as this rapping god!

  32. R.... G....

    this shits boss

  33. G.... C....

    @JAKB96 totally agreed. every song is so sick

  34. S.... ....

    @pedrik2 black people rap white boys just do it better.

  35. K.... O....

    @mxr62 eminem has been in the game for quite a while already , sam adams is an autotuned tard who cant rap for shit and charles joseph simply sucks... agree with ur comment on webby and mac miller tho

  36. J.... ....

    @zCreativityHD OpTic NaDeShoT sent this fanboy " zCreativityHD " here LoL No one gives a fuck

  37. B.... K....

    yessir

  38. A.... S....

    sick song, this blunts going to be burnin forever, no dislikes!

  39. x.... ....

    @djskateboards agreed

  40. N.... F....

    @BeyondTommorrow im disappoint

  41. M.... R....

    11 people have their hand in their pockets

  42. A.... C....

    Such a fresh rap, fuck the haters

  43. i.... g....

    were is this guy from?

  44. P.... v....

    webby ur really fresh like for real uh uh uh no homo

  45. C.... g....

    um why does this only have....21,884 views?

  46. A.... ....

    best way to start a mixtape, good shit.

  47. J.... T....

    Chris Webby is the shit! FUCK any haters

  48. d.... m....

    Candy and music is kinda alike , every budy has there own flavors , but what do you do with the rappers ? Through them out . jk webbys sic

  49. A.... S....

    This is what we call some sick fuckin flow

  50. a.... a....

    sam adam sucks compared to this

  51. D.... S....

    chris webby would reck sammy adams. sont get me wrong i like adams shit, but webby would reck him. just the way he spits it. sammy uses autotune too. da fuck? Thanks for reppin CT showing us what were really about

  52. Y.... ....

    "lyrics sharper than legolas' arrows up in the quiver" haha sick line

  53. B.... K....

    Webby ive been waiting for this shit to drop. Good fucking shit rep CT

  54. D.... B....

    possible the best song of the underclassman

  55. m.... ....

    today i took a shit of joe v

  56. E.... R....

    i love chris webby!!!!

  57. b.... ....

    FLOW!!!