Chris Webby - Dinner And A Movie Lyrics
Ye ye yeah
It all started when I met her couldn't help but to sweat her
She was bad - so I hit her with that "hey, I'm Chris Webster"
Spit a little game had some drinks when I left her
She handed me a number and suggested that I texted her
Saw the name Susie so I send her an emoji text - kissy face
Then I got an "oh hey you", "what up yo"
"Nothing boo, let's get drunk, come through"
Get her address and I GPS'ed it
Thinking we gon' have some drink and dinner over Netflix
Maybe smoke a joint, then later have some sex with
Her, not knowing that she's crazy and obsessive
Got there, she had four cats now I got alarms going
Off in my brain but she was hot so I ignored 'em
Posters of me on her wall now my eyes open
I had one drink and my eyes got lower
Speak started slurring and my mind got slower
Then I realized I got roofied and I'm fucking fell over
"Welcome here, silly pants, come sit with me on the sofa"
"FUCK, this is not good, Chris, hold it together, dude"
"Now you're mine, Christian, we'll be together forever boo"
"This is bad, this is bad, I can't even stand yo"
Then my vision cuts to black, like the end of The Sopranos
I met a girl once, her name was Susie
Little did I know that she already knew me
I got a number and I hollered in a few weeks
Unaware she was a bad shit groupie
Went to her house, tryna get some gucci
Had a drink and I started feeling woozy
Then I realized, I got roofied
And I just thought we'd get some dinner and a movie
Woke up the next day, handcuffed to aheadboard
Butt ass naked, hickies everywhere
Neck sore, dick sore, leg sore
This is what I get for trustin' bitches
When I break free, oh you gone get yours
Vision blurry and my memory's shitty
In a dark ass basement, where the fuck is she?
Probably upstairs with her cats, watching Sex and the City
I need to break free, come on now, Webby be widdy
See my pants on the ground and I grab 'em with my foot
Kick 'em up to where my hands are at, let's get ourselves a look
What do you know, I got an adderal up in my left pocket
So I popped it, (da dada dadah) don't need a locksmith
Rip those cuffs off like Kong in captivity
Put my socks on and hear "No, you can't freaking leave, you're all mine"
"Crazy ass bitch, are you kidding me?"
Then she pulled a steak knife out and tried sticking me
I ran around and then I sprinted up the fucking stairs
Still wearing only my socks, not even my underwear
She's chasing me and I can't remember where the door is
She made it to the kitchen, throwing silverware a fork hit
My bare dick - then I took a spoon to my left nut
"You wanna play bitch, okay, well guess what?"
But I had nothing to follow that statement
So I started to charge her at the full speed buttnaked
I met a girl once, her name was Susie
Little did I know that she already knew me
I got a number and I hollered in a few weeks
Unaware she was a bad shit groupie
Went to her house, tryna get some gucci
Had a drink and I started feeling woozy
Then I realized, I got roofied
And I just thought we'd get some dinner and a movie
I was halfway to her then her cats start attacking me
Swiping at my penis, jumping on my back scratching me
Grab 'em by the tail, and I swung 'em like some nun-chucks
Ron Jeremy style, beat those pussies the fuck up
"Don't hurt my fucking cats, I'll kill you, I really will yo"
Then I tackled her ass through a glass window
We fell down, she looked around and grabbed a sharp glass shard
And stabbed me in the ribs, then she stabbed me in the abs hard
Then she broke away, I started bleeding out
And I seen her runnin' towards the fucking neighbours house
Grabbed a stick up off the lawn and threw it hard
Done, she stumbled, tripped and fell face down in the neighbours garden
Caught up to this bitch, step up in some mud and slipped
Laying in the grass "someone call 9-1-1 quick"
Looked and seen Susie knocked out on a damn tomato plant
Neighbours calling cops and reporting a crazy naked man
Drag myself bleedin' right up to the driveway
Got quick in my car and hit top speed on the highway
Made it to the hospital, bloody, nude and exhausted
Almost didn't make it, the doctor just couldn't call it
But I did and I never heard from Susie again
Now I'll never touch another fucking groupie again
Never be that fucking thirsty for the gucci again
And meet a chick for dinner and a fucking movie again
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Chris Webby - Middle Ground
- Chris Webby - Sativa
- Chris Webby - On My Way
- Chris Webby - Ignition
- Chris Webby - Knocked Down
- Chris Webby - Datpiff (Freeverse)
- Chris Webby - Webby's Lab 2 (Intro)
- Chris Webby - That's Life
- Chris Webby - Vibe 2 It
- Chris Webby - Jekyll And Hyde
- Chris Webby - Say It Ain't So
- Chris Webby - True Romance
- Chris Webby - Screws Loose
- Chris Webby - Feelin' Like
- Chris Webby - Brass Tacks
- Chris Webby - Inebriated
- Chris Webby - Full Steam Ahead
- Chris Webby - Dazed & Confused
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Chris Webby Dinner And A Movie Comments
How the hell did I not know about this it's nuts another one to the playlist
Chris's answer to As the world turns...and I love it.
4 1/2 years later.. PLEASE make a video for this song lmaooo
And a second part too ^^
This beat tho....
Took me a while to realize the groupie knocking at at the beginning was actually her.
Webby we need a video.
i need to know if any of this is true lmfao
😂😂❤
Fuck sick sir
The nunchuck line wit the cats made me pull over I was laughing so hard
but can your chair do this
Then I took a spoon to my left nut xD
A video for this song would be killer
We need a music video for this shit.
@ForTheBurbs
You need a video for this shit. This used to be my shit still fucking fire
I feel like this might actually be true given the detail and the fact it isnt flattering to webby.
omg this is lit
Hahahahahahaha
pretty FUNKe
love this shit always mad funny
1,000th like! Booooyeah!
wow im so late on listening to his new shit
the dope thing about tbis is you can picture the whole event in your head
Lmao is this a fully true story!?!?!?!
i feel like 1,000 of these views came just from me ! Keep it up web can't wait to hear the new shit !!!
Was it a half a roofie or whole one?! Lmao
Ron Jeremy style beat those pussies up lol
can't wait to see u in rochester the 30th
Ramona doesn't have shit on 4 cat suzy lmao
lmfao 😂
Ramona aint shit fr
I listen to this song everyday!!! Only Webby and Eminem can get away with doing a song like this!!! #ForTheBurbs
+david townsend It will probably never happen but if Webby and Eminem made a track together, shit would be fire, no matter what kind of track they made!!
garbage
lemonlimelukey no u
it wont happen but web and em could make a funny ass song like this
"I got an adderall up in my left pocket, so i popped it... Damtadamtadaaa" so good hahaha xD
Is it just me or does this sound like a successful version of what Hopsin was reaching for with Ramona?
+sxatqepl Only cause Hopsin had alot more help with production than Webby, You gotta remember Webby's trying to make his career on his own, he isnt looking for really big producers because he wants to show the world hes got what it takes to do it on his own!!!
+david townsend hes got jitta on the track on some songs though
Yes but he isnt signing with jitta hes just doin some songs with him.
@david townsend no shit
+sxatqepl I meant in terms of concept not popularity.
Is this off the slim shady LP...?
Hah but seriously it sounds just like eminems style on that album...I see some people comparing it to "as the world
Turns" but I'm seeing more of a comparison to "my fault"...obv a different story but a similar
Concept
dude this is the most fire shit ive ever heard from webby
"What do you know, I got an adderall up in my left pocket, so I popped it. DADADADADA! Don't need a locksmith"
Chris Webby is Popeye and address is his spinach...
@Dumawk adderall*
+Dumawk XD
All I can think is "Then I remembered this magic trick den den den den go go gadget dick"
thats fuckin crazy cus shit like that actually happens yo
Good shit
Fire🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
please come to higher ground bvt and make spose come too!!! KISSY FACE
This shit needs to blow up. ASAP spread the word like Jesus fuckboys
Whoop Whoop!!
Funny ass shit man lol
I love webby
Is it real web yes or not
Damn webbster you are freaking best
I'd like to see the video to this
Music video for this would be unreal
I was pretty critical of some latest work of Webby but i gotta admit, he clearly stepped the bar up production and lyrically wise in these new tracks, defo will be on replay for a while
Dope ass shit bro! My new favorite.... reminds me of Eminem
Your music has changed sooo much since off the chain and almost there. Still love it though.
Should hear it now. 😂💥💥💥
nice shit webby lol
just like old webby!
Da da da da da da, don't need a locksmith.
This song is amazing I play it everyday
Lmfao took a spoon to the left nut
lmao this is awesome, loving this style homie
hahaha this shit had me laughin
this shit funny af lmao
Thank you dude for keeping this type of funny entertaining lyrical rap alive.
hahaha this shit is dope.
Haha Dang this Song is Dope but funny
This shit makes me crack the fuck up
haha this is awesome
Crazy Ass Bitch PT2? Sounds a lot like it
@EminemFreak I was thinking the same thing
@EminemFreak Yeah, he said on Facebook that it is.
Alright! @John DeOliveira I didnt know that haha
Yeah but you have to realize that crazy ass bitch came out in 2009ish and this song was 2014 so if that is the case then this would technically be pt 2
ur good webby but ur no slim shady
@Steven Brown i love you dawg <3
@Josh Hershberger theyre both amazing rappers. you are not.
All these idiots dont get the reference
@Steven Brown never said i was better then em kid.
Steven brown what reference I missed r
damn webby had me dying this whole song keep it up
Webby snappin as always, dope as fuck maan
This shit is cold Web !!
damn dude