Chris Webby - Cuz I'm Drunk Lyrics
[Verse 1 - Chris Webby:]
I get rowdy, rough, drunk, excited and amped
On the table all night, I'm the beer pong champ
Drink until my mothafuckin' liver gets cramps
And I've lost everything within the pockets of my pants
“Dude, you probably lost it, you stupid alcoholic”
Ha, fuck you bitch, I weigh 160
So it only takes a few shots to get myself tipsy
A few more then I'm drunk, then I move on to wasted
Then black out, find me passed out on the pavement
Slurring every statement, vision getting blurry
Sippin' 40's from four-forty to two-thirty
I'm dirty, plus I ball like Michael
Get wasted like plastic that isn't recycled
I'm too fly, rhymin' it nice
Mix up the lime with a little coconut
Takin' shots outta half-filled solo cups
Get smashed like dropped pottery
Probably couldn't walk a straight line If I had a fuckin' cop watchin' me
Walkin' into shit like I couldn't avoid it
Just lookin' for a girl, tryna' make some poor choices
But whether I get laid or end up in a brawl
I just blame it on the a-a-alcohol
[Hook:]
Cuz I'm drunk
So do not play around with me cuz I'm drunk
Somebody take away my keys cuz I'm drunk
Shit I can barely even see
I think it's time to make some bad decisions cuz I'm drunk
[Verse 2 - Mic Galper:]
I come through already blunted like flip cup, who want it?
Twenty on the table son, I'm about to make a hundred
You can make it rain but I'm 'bout to make it sunny
That means I keep my money, buddy I'm not a dummy
“Day and Night” it's the kid, lookin' for some Cudi
Got my homie Chris Webby to make sure she ain't chubby
Cause I drank a lot of bubbly, in the living room stumblin'
Everybody lookin' lovely but I came here for the pussy
I love to start beef son I can't control it
Might wake up with missin' teeth like The Hangover
I might wake up with a naked slut from Angola
I don't know bro, I'm just saying I ain't stayin' sober
So move over 'fore this fat bitch puts roofies in my cola
Cool that's what I wanted wrestling sumo with polar
Bear, beware when it's time to go upstairs
Fuck a Trojan, got socks make sure you wear a pair
[Hook:]
Cuz I'm drunk
So do not play around with me cuz I'm drunk
Somebody take away my keys cuz I'm drunk
Shit I can barely even see
I think it's time to make some bad decisions cuz I'm drunk
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Chris Webby Cuz I'm Drunk Comments
Im drumkk asdb
2017/2018ish in this bishh
2017 in this bitch 😂
2016 in this bitch
I met this girl on Omegle and this was her favorite song, please like this so she can see it because she was awesome
reality check - mic galper
Whats the beat?
inform me. how did he talk shit about anyone?
actually idk how to change my username so yeah...cuz i dont like them anymore
Are you kidding the lyrics are fucking amazing beside your a YMCMB fan therefore anything you say about hip hop doesnt mean shit
Good beat and all but bad meaning of the song-aka lyrics smh
@mcslats oh that hurt? i guess your badass because you can talk shit on the internet and can not even type properly.
@erich313 i would like this world if you werent here
@meganfoxisgiggity123 ur dumb
@theawesomposum he is not
@gabyquarrells nope
@gabyquarrells i don't understand, how is he bad at all? i loved that verse
65000th view.. badass haha
@JxMoney34 cause its still a really good song bro
mic galper is mad 2 faced
mic galper is fucking ass. he's just hatin' cause he sucks dick the only reason his shitty ass is known is because of webby. if webby made a comeback diss mic galper would be dead.
galper fucking blows. i would like this song if his verse wasn't in it.
@onedollarcan tell that to lil wayne
@getagtr im also bumpin ur shit in New Zealand, one of the few :)
i just dont get why webby still has this song on here if he doesnt like galper?
Every time I click on a new song by Webby I listen to about the first minute then go to click on the next one on the side but I can't stop listening haha
@MegaVeah ? i did no such thing. i asked a question so dont rage and try to be a hardass. soo bitchmade
I dont think that the people realize when tbey say "Mic Galper talks shit" their talking shit.
mic galper talks mad shit
mic galper is a pussy
@mhterrorist ya that is the point..this isnt a serious song
If you dont like the web head then get the fuck off his D lol. You dont like the song then dont fucking listen to it. simple as that.
its funnny how mic disses him now. webby blows
@kfisk1 lolz i bet you like sam adams. gtfo webby is the shit.
His best song by far
Willi Rockwell destroys these suckaz. Wanna talk about a white boy with skills, illest on the east coast. Philly and Trenton stand up. Represent with skills.
dope verses song but this beat sux
get wasted like plastic that isnt recycled
i thought Mic Galper hated Webby?
these people are both bored and need to start shit because they have nothing better to write about.
@davidspanman123 thats what im wondering, unless im late on all dis shxt and dey squashed it. or if the title fake
SO SICK... 2o3x
FEATURE ME IN A SONG IM NOT NO BITCH IM ONLY 15 BUT I CAN RAP TRUST ME I KNOW THE STREETS DAWG FEATURE ME MAN I NEED THIS
do a fucking show in the STL
cheeck out another white rapper "g ski we love it"
"album so dope it comes wit a spoon n needle" :)
@DjChronic420 naa man, wax is ight. but no ones better than webby, especially him with galper. theyre fuckin sick. no one can spit that nice and that fast
This shit is raw.
WAX IS BETTER WAX IS BETTER WAX IS BETTER, YOUTUBE WAX AND HERBAL T AND YOU WONT BE DISAPPOINTED, TRUUUST ME
all day nigga
"you can make it rain, but ima make it sunny that means im keep my money buddy i aint a dummy" ahaha
you're corny like indian shit. ""
so are you, and quote mining some rhymes you don't think are up to par doesn't discredit webby at all.
im hating on corny lines. You're gonna argue with me that the two lines I mentioned aren't excruciatingly corny? Come on.
you just hatin
like the rest of the population
"get wasted like plastic that isn't recycled"
Seriously?
"get smashed like dropped pottery"
seriously?
you're corny like indian shit.
the beat is sick dawg ur mixtapes are bangin