Chris Webby - Church (Intro) Lyrics
Welcome, welcome! All you ninjas!
Come on in and make some room
Move on over, now!
Go - watch out for the baby head!
The baby... You about to head the baby in the head..
Just move on over!
Lets start the show
We have a special guest tonight... He goes by the name of Chris Webby
Now, this you man, hails from Connecticut
After six mixtapes
After half a million dollars
After 20 million YouTube views
Countless sold out shows
And many a satisfied fan!
All you ninjas, give a warm welcome to your... Chris Webby
You see I’m buzzin’ now
Shovel in hand I dug from the underground
Lyrical artillery loaded with forty-dozen rounds
They used to run they mouth
Shit, they Daffy Duckin’ now!
Came out spittin’
First photo shoot was my ultrasound
Throwin’ up my middle fingers in my Mother’s uterus
Spittin’ fire off of the top
Mount Vesuvius
Always caught disturbing the peace
They said I was Ludacris
Crazy, unpredictable, nutty, but never stupid, bitch
Smart guy like Taj Mauer eatin’ pot brownies
On the run for killing beats ‘till the fuckin’ cops found me
On the loose again
Apple juice and gin
Out manouverin’ my enemies
Leave ‘em with sutures in
Cut ‘em up
Cause my flow is sharper than Excalibur
Maximus, Decimus, Maridius to these challengers
Gladiator in the flesh
Swinging for your fucking neck
Slicing up these beats
While you bitches can even cut a check
Up next, final stop, success, like…
Now hold on, now hold up, hold on now, hold on...
You gots to teach these boys how to rap..
Cause what these boys out here is doing, is not rap. It’s wack
You got to show them the multi-syllable schemes
You got to show them the air-tight flow
You got to show them, them punchlines
Now get on in there and do your thing, son!
Everything I do, I do it with heart
Werewolf with a full moon in the dark
Tear a fucking human apart
I’m stupidly smart
Started on the east
But my music made a westward expansion something like Lewis and Clark
Climbing up the musical charts
And me falling off?
That’s like Bullseye from Daredevil losing at darts
I’m just a crazy motherfucker
Who was bred to be a monster, since the eighties motherfucker
I’m lyrically inclined
Put my spirit in my rhymes
Veins pumpin’ hip-hop
You can hear it in my lines
Rollin’ with a bunch of goons
Everyday we grindin’ on
And we All Spark
You can catch me up on Cybertron
I am on everything
Bad Meets Evil-er
That’s just how the cookie crumbles
Motherfucking Keebler!
Mark my teachers words
They told me that I should be mature
But now that my pockets beefed up
I’m never going vegan, sir
Grindin’ ‘till the fuckin’ day I stop breathing
Word
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Chris Webby Church (Intro) Comments
gives me dope cod montages memories
Grindin til the fuckin day I stop breathin' WORD!!!!!!!!!!!
this song is still great 7 years later.
Also in top 10 favs of Webby songs.
Love this song man:)
still love it
2018 and this shit still playin on my phone
This is dope ! :D
Still listening to old Webby, never gets old!
thanks for the shout out Webby (I'm keebler)
Cant believe I haven't ever listened to Chris Webby or this album til now... Dudes killer.
only like this how this beat go hard when one my niggas sent it to me. fuck this white boy and his backpack rap shit
Backpack rap?
@Elite Salad yeah thats kinda racist
@Tommey What is? I was just asking what backpack rap was?
+Elite Salad its about being independent
+theColdrone lmfao i bet you cant even fucking rap u punk ahaha this guy will out rap you and your days any day
still bumpin this since the day it came out
203 represent
how?
so if i skip the part where some guy talks about chris webby so i could actually LISTEN TO THE SONG LIKE I CAME TO DO i'm not a real chris webby fan?
lol fucking dumbass i came here to listen to a good song not listen to a guy talking about him
4:21 Dickhead
Why would you say that? Chris Webby wasn't even talking in the Intro? No reason to listen to it.. Especially when you've heard it a million times.
you about to hit the baby in the head. haha
Funny how it ends at 4:20
Can rap it by hearts
this is the only church that i would love to go to haha
Thats why im here sir /
True webby fans: Start it where every you want cuz you'll be hitting that replay button alot
shit hits hard
Why would people even want to skip the intro? I love it! hahaha
Funny how the intros arent as popular but every true ninja knows that all his intros are STRAIGHT FIRE!
Dope flow
imagine the intro guy saying "nigga" hahahahaha xD
U get kinda tired of that black mans voice after 5000 replays.. but im a real fan and i skip it. problems with it?
check out a young white rapper on datpiff.com his name's Kloud9 and he's got the sick flow your lookin to listen to. Check out his mix tapes Piece Of The Puzzle, Cloudy Skies and Sour In The Sweet. His 4th tape Sour In The Sweet 2 is due to come out soon. Check him outtttttt
youtube adds time in beginning and end. real time is 4:20 ^.^
LOL people saying not true fans aha dumb people nowadays. Still tho the intro is still part the song I listen to any intro thats why it called an INTRO
I dont understand how skipping over the intro makes you less of a fan. So fuck off.
i forgot how much i loved this song.
Thats bullshit. dumb idiot.
18 people will be murdered tonight!
you know how I know your a bad ass? You have a SoaR logo.
why are you mad, breh?
Dont see how listening to a kinda stupid intro to a really good song makes you a better webby fan. after hearing that shit like 50 times its annoying.
if you left then how are you still here you dumb bitch?
Sorry We Dont like YMCMB or ofwgkta Bitches so take your negativity some where else bitch Webby's Ninja
why are you here then?
Brace yourself, the hate is coming!
fuck webby, i skipped to 1:08 and left at 1:18 when i figured out he sucked dick
A fan would memorize his rap. A true fan would memorize the intro too <3
We've heard the song 100 times already and dont wanna hear the same retarded intro over and over again!
i love how he says you gotta teach these boys how tah RAAPP. XD
its cool
its fine.
its cool. but still webby's worked to hard for this shit not to get it.
aight man my bad if u were a fan of them or not but also hopsin will probably be up in the running for that shit too that will be stiff competition if he is a nominee
no need to diss other rappers. we all have different opinions. but still webby's got it in the bag
looks like webby tried to make the video 4:20, but i guess he was too high
id be a goddamn shame but after disappointingly not seeing him on xxl frestman class 2012 i started having some doubts but then again tyler the creator didnt make it on a freshman class either and he won that shit so who knows and also there is a lot of "competition" with a whole bunch of overrated rappers in the running such as tyga's faggot ass and that fruitcake future but this September 9th we SHOULD see that VMA for best new artist in webby's hands
it would be a shame if he didnt. he's the most creative lyricist since emin
em
hell ya he gets shit poppin ive said for months that he will win the VMA for best new artist like tyler the creator did last year
exactly. i cant wait til' he gets big and i can say i listened to him before he go this big.
Chris, when you said tear a human apart. We didn't think bathsalts would be involved...
i went to his tgtn concert in cincinnati and his first song was this and that minute 8 seconds when they played this before he popped up and started his part was so suspenseful but i swear when he popped out shit was startin up but this song goes hard
no he's probably talking about his high school in norwalk, CT and besides he got kicked out of hofstra.
YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR!
School Just got out for me! :D
fake webby fans: 1:08 to 4:21
true webby fans: 0:00 to 4:21
his middle and high school.
You went to Hofstra?
WATTA FLOW!
on pure rapping talent, there are very few rappers who are better
Beast ass flowing done right here. White hot fire on this shit.
yea i go to tha same school as chris webby and yea i met him.
@topple7384 jokes on her
Show him up or don't diss.
@jaggey64 No I don't. Most kids at my school know who he is. My friend has met Chris Webby though.
W.O.D Webby or die 4 life
man 1 second less. this wooda been the best
@lovesthebike1 Ninjas for life!!!
@topple7384 dam man that crazy lol
LEE took this from webby...
you think webby is getting paid? fuckin idiots
You're alright with me, Webby. :)
i suppose its not too bad for someone who cant pay for his own beats. #PAYNESSLEE!
Since your pockets are "beefed" up now, you should pay Ness Lee his money.
GIVE NESS LEE HIS DAMN MONEY!!!!
Give Ness Lee his money punkass
Give credit where credit is due. Produced by Ness Lee
beat = Ness Lee. melody = Ness Lee. vocals on hook = Ness Lee. Ness Lee = havent gotten a dime yet his album is out and this song has 100's of thousands of views. boycott this dude and his team.
NESS LEE DESERVES SOME CREDIT FOR THIS FAGGOT
Cause my flow is sharper than Excalibur
Maximus, Decimus, Maridius to these challengers
Gladiator in the flesh
Swinging for your fucking neck
Webby goes hard.
I am honoured to see my name in the top comments ;')
Where can I get the name of this beat?!?!?!?!
@PrimalClan Lol this made me laugh I gave you a thumbs up :).
thumbs up!!!! if your a CACTUS!?
this song is poppin! rock on dude!
@lovesthebike1 ummmm ya
BoLT -3
thumbs up if u heard webby make a gun sound when he sez 40 dozen rounds
@MrHorizonPlayer I go to the same school as Chris Webby graduated from. My spanish teacher said that she told him that if he didnt do his homework that he wouldn't go big.
@tybizztv he has a pandora
omg i wish everyone saw that webby is the amazing
he is BIG!
Webby should have more money than Mac Miller. Hahaha
@TheUser3433 whats wrong with atheist