Chris Webby - Certified Lyrics
I don't have a Master's or Bachelor's, just a certificate sayin' "Certified Rapper", fresh, fly, and dapper
Cracker with cheese, and Connecticut steez, bitch I'm cooler than a summertime breeze, hoe please
In my jeans two cahones you better respect, you couldn't get me with a net I'm the deadliest catch
The record labels ever seen, lettin' off steam, sippin' lean, American jumpin' bean
I'm a fiend for the opposite sex, when I put your feet up by your neck, baby make us both sweat
And so what I be comin' out of Connecticut? I'm sick of rappers gettin' big with no prerequisites
I be certified check the rap sheet, while other kids were math geeks and athletes, I was a rap freak
'Cause you know that I'm about to get it poppin' no start button for you, there's no option
Sippin' a concoction, I'm no boy from Boston, the tristates ridin' with me, and stay rockin'
Never spit a flow that you won't feel, givin' you the news, fuckin' April O'Neill
Got a Casey Jones flow, baby you can never doubt me, ten foot dick, balls bigger than Lebowski
[Chorus:]
Bitch I'm certified whatchu think about that? Cause' half these cats nowadays can't even rap
Baby I be certified, this is just a fact, freestyle, written, whatever it's all crack.
Baby I be certified, make the crowd rock and do it all out of my love for this hip hop
Baby I be certified
Be certified, yes I be certified so if you comin' with the beef, then I'll be servin' fries
Murder guys with the style I run, from here to kingdom come and then some son (what?)
Professor Plum with the candle stick, killin' beats yo I'm on my Charles Manson shit
Hardcore, yo they softer than the Hanson clique, get buns everyday another random chick
Got my own lingo, never understanding others, roll deep with a muthafuckin' band of brothers
So flawless you'll be thinkin' "Uh, can he stutter? ", nah not this slick-tongued panty-stuffer
You'd think Einstein lived in my house, get brains all day cause that's what wisdom's about
Summer Sanders sucked my dick until I Figured It Out, and then I sent her back to Nick with my kids in her mouth
'Cause you know I get it done d-d-done-d-done over any beat, just give me any one w-w-one-w-one
With styles vicious got you wanna fuckin' run-r-run, cause there's a lot of money, all I want is suh-s-suh-s-suh-s-suh-s-some
And I'm back-b-back givin' hip hop somethin' that it lack-l-lacks, a little creativity up on the tra-tr-track
Webby's certified no debatin' that-th-that-th-that-th-that
[Chorus]
Baby I be certified, certified, certified
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Chris Webby Certified Comments
Why would he deleted this from his youtube
Rollin deep like mother fuckin band of brothers. Haha creativity is right.
is that the girl from screwed up
Used to listen to this a lot before. Came back for memories. Thanks Mr. Webster
His flip phone, omg I can't even right now hahahh
Alyssa that’s the trap phone
I can't wait for him to make the video for chemical romance bet it's fhina be dope asf
Lmao I love this video. That girl on the ride is so cute
He sounds exactly like Jessie from breaking bad lol
big lebowski is now on netflix..
webby always brings me out the dumbs <3 get some more tunes out i love it brutha!
That alias 2. Remember those days
anyone know of a instrumental?
WEbby certified, no debatin that
So is that hairspray you use.
@KWAPT
you mirin?
Only 30,000 views? That's too bad.
This is for sure in old orchard beach maine
I meet him he pretty cook
Ronney Craig did he serve you fries?
This song is f u c k in g DOpe
ayyy ashley ow u duin ow u bin?grandXD
went threw 2 thousand chicks ^^^^^
he seems like such a chill dude lol
Old orchard beach maine?
sleeveless webby
That bitch is hot
Does bizarre smoke crack
who the fuck blows off Webby
Does a bear shit in the woods
do more videos webby!
he sounds like jesse from breaking bad
Saw his first show in Maine so happy.
Old orchard beach!
that chick is certified.
god damn get this kid signed
Chris Webby's so underrated he's fuckin nasty
The old one got deleted
This is HELLA old dude haha..