Chris LeDoux - Five Dollar Fine Lyrics






We're a fun lovin' crowd, kinda rowdy and loud,
Our jukebox won't play no sad songs,
So don't come in here and cry in your beer,
Cause we don't care about who done who wrong.

We got a five dollar fine for whinin'
We're tell you before you come in.
And if it ain't on your mind to have a good time,
Ya'll come back and see us again.

Well, we don't really care about your clothes or your hair,
This party's open to all.
Yah we like a good joke and it's alright to smoke,
We got just one rule on the wall.

We got a five dollar fine for whinin'
We're tell you before you come in.
And if it ain't on your mind to have a good time,
Ya'll come back and see us again.

Now there's too many fools makin' too many rules,
That's one thing you can't say about us.
Cause we all get along when we sing the same song
There's just one thing that causes a fuss.

We got a five dollar fine for whinin'
We're tell you before you come in.
And if it ain't on your mind to have a good time,
Ya'll come back and see us again.

We got a five dollar fine for whinin'
We're tell you before you come in.
And if it ain't on your mind to have a good time,
Ya'll come back and see us again.

We're got a five dollar fine for whinin'





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  1. B.... T....

    Great video super song🦡🕊🐛🤠🦙🤱🦓🐑🐌🦚🇺🇸

  2. t.... c....

    All places should have dogs and horses

  3. A.... R....

    I sooo want to find a joint like this

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    @carla williams thats nice and you must have been good friends with him when you met him but i bet you were upset that you got the news that he passed

  5. D.... P....

    Another gem by Alex Harvey, same writer of Delta Dawn and Reuben James. RIP Chris...

  6. F.... B....

    Chris and me left the rodeo at Mesquite and drove to Ft Smith Rodeo I was crying about a girlfriend I had lost all the way to Ft Smith. Chris said going to write a song about this trip.

  7. m.... m....

    sissy is right hahahahahahaha

  8. C.... M....

    Damn fine  man....great talent, gone to soon. See ya again soon cowboy!!

  9. d.... ....

    Every bar fight I've been in,there's always that one asshat who goes around involving himself in fights he had no personal business in.

  10. J.... B....

    Love , love love love this SONG...........and SINGER, too ~~~~ wonderful one and only ~ Chris LeDoux !!! <3 HEART HIM.

  11. E.... ....

    RIP Chris!!!

  12. S.... W....

    song written by the gizinslaws brothers

  13. V.... M....

    RIP, Chris Le Doux. Well played, man. Well played.

  14. J.... W....

    house rules, rules

  15. C.... J....

    Chris Ledoux only man that can call garth brooks a sissy

    C.... J....

    You know the both of them were just going for the gag right?

    C.... J....

    Cody Jordan Garth is a sissy! He is a sellout.

    C.... J....

    Chris LeDoux is one of the best singers I've ever heard, but Garth Brooks isn't too bad. I don't care to much for his new music, but his older music is good. One of my favorites that he sang is Burning Bridges.

  16. C.... ....

    "Sissy!!"

  17. H.... F....

    Natalie looks like a kid named Gene in my class.

  18. H.... F....

    I think the world would be a better place if everyone was like Chris.

  19. d.... ....

    Man!What a great fight!

  20. J.... B....

    Yes,   EXCELLENT !Thanks for sharing this .

  21. g.... 6....

    amen!! too many cry babies

  22. P.... M....

    Natalie is gay

  23. J.... H....

    words to live by

  24. J.... B....

    The last great barroom classic. RIP Chris Ledoux.

  25. y.... ....

    Garth's spot got a laugh outta me!

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    yvwic50 love the horse and dog

  26. S.... G....

    I finally got to watch this video the other day. My father Al is one of the bikers standing in the beginning of the video. Its a very quick second, but from what I heard he was so proud of his 1 second of fame. Long story short. In 1996 I was lucky enough to find my father. But 6 VERY short months later a greedy women, her boyfriend, and son decided that there was no reason for my father to live. So being able to watch this and see him, brings extreme happiness to me. I love you daddy so much and miss you even more. R.I.P Al Wilson. Your deeply missed everyday.  

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    @Spring Gibbs So sorry for your loss; glad that you have this to remind you of him and something that he treasured.

    S.... G....

    Please tell me they paid for what they did. So sorry you lost him so soon after finding him.

  27. B.... R....

    Love it!  Thanks for sharing.

  28. A.... L....

    Stupid Chris LeDoux!! That Guy you threw out of the Bar will Now Recoup his Losses at PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE!!!

  29. P.... B....

    Perfect for Face book. Has anyone else ever wanted to say this?

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    @Perry Bakker I totally agree

  30. E.... V....

    I love this! Video made me laugh! Ha ha

  31. J.... B....

    I like how that one guys swings at Drew Carey, and misses, then Drew does the same thing, and nails Chris Ledoux. That is funny! I'd like to thank my brother for introducing me to this song. Also, the end of this song with Garth Brooks is funny, especially when Garth says, "I don't have five bucks," because Garth was the biggest country star to emerge from the nineties. What an oxymoron!

    J.... B....

    Ever heard of a script?

    J.... B....

    That was Drew Carey?The guy was a lot shorter than he is.

    J.... B....

    doughesson i thought it was Radar from MASH

  32. J.... W....

    Best ever!!!

  33. S.... W....

    ***cassette, not cause!

  34. S.... W....

    I used to have chris's entire collection on cause, and we all know what happens to these. is there somewhere I can order his whole collection on cd?? RIP Chris, you were truly the best!!

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    www.fye.com might possibly have them all. After all, it's supposed to mean "For Your Entertainment".

  35. k.... a....

    Love this guy and this song

  36. B.... K....

    that's not Drew Carey.

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    @stevenharrel What do you mean by "May you soon be joining him?" Are you saying I'm a whiner or are you saying something else? It's bad Karma to wish bad things to happen to people you know.

  38. R.... C....

    I saw him sing this at the puyallop fair Awsome right before he passed

  39. J.... K....

    Hell yey I love Chris

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    And I thought the new internet was weird

  41. G.... ....

    I love it

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    Each time I watch this super video I laugh and still feel a tear or two coming on. Chris was such a terrific artist and I do like the message here. It looks like there was a lot of fun going on making this video. Bartenders like to serve the drinks and listen to the customers but don't want to hear any sad stories. lol. It was a sad day when we heard Chris passed away after his courageous fight against his illness. As long as his music lives on though we will still have him with us. -Paula

  43. D.... M....

    :) Great !

  44. r.... L....

    Chris. I miss his stuff. Great man who did great songs.

  45. T.... B....

    great song

  46. a.... ....

    anyone else notice Garth Brooks at 4:02

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    The Video (except for the end part) was "shown from Garths' P.O.V."

  47. A.... C....

    Alfred E Neuman; "What? Me whine?"

  48. A.... C....

    I should start a bar on this premise!

  49. J.... P....

    THE greastest.

  50. l.... ....

    COME BACK CHRIS LEDOUX!!!!!!Stupid Cancer!!! R.I.P Buddy

  51. t.... c....

    wow its the fishermans cove marina in alba texas

  52. m.... b....

    *sings this out window* O_O i love this song XD

  53. R.... A....

    hahaahaha sissy!
    R.I.P. Chris.

  54. A.... B....

    hahaha nice cameo by garth

  55. D.... N....

    sissy:priceless

  56. T.... l....

    this remids me of the junkyard bar and grill in spanish fort,al on hwy 31.

  57. M.... ....

    hew was a tried and true copenhagen man

  58. G.... ....

    "......sissies." love it.

  59. C.... F....

    He died?! :( What a loss....

  60. J.... E....

    RIP, Chris LeDoux. One of the greatest country singers of all time.