Chris De Burgh - Patricia The Stripper Lyrics
Dennis is a menace with his "anyone for tennis?"
And beseeching me to come and keep the score...
And Maud saya "Oh Lord! I'm so terribly bored!"
I really can't stand it anymore...
To a little place I've found down by the quay;
Her name is Patricia, she calls herself Delicia,
And the reason isn't very hard to see...
She says God made her a sinner just to keep fat men thinner,
As they tumble down in heaps before her feet.
They hang around in groups like battle-weary troops,
One can often see them queue right down the street...
You see Patricia, or Delicia, not only is a singer
She also removes all her clothing...
And with a swing of her hips she started to strip,
To tremendous applause she took off her drawers,
And with a lick of her lips she undid all the clips,
Threw it all in the air, and everyone stared,
And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor,
The police were banging on the door,
On a Saturday night, in nineteen twenty-four...
Take it away boys!
But poor Patricia was arrested and everyone detested,
The manner in which she was exposed,
And later on in court, well, everybody thought
A summer run in jail would be proposed,
But the judge said, "Patricia,
Or may I say, Delicia,
The facts of this case lie before me...
Case dismissed ... this girl was in her working clothes!!"
And with a swing of her hips, she started to strip,
To tremendous applause she took off her drawers,
And with a lick of her lips she undid all her clips,
Threw it all in the air, and everyone stared,
And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor,
The police were yelling out for more!!!
On a Saturday night in nineteen twenty-four...
On a Saturday night in nineteen twenty-four...
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Chris De Burgh Patricia The Stripper Comments
First time I heard this was at a funeral of a lady named Patricia! Great sense of humour
Memories
👌👌
I’m here after divina de campo instagram video
Such a good song
Lucy Grace He is my favourite singer love is songs @Lucy
what going to happen in WW2.i don't know.
My dad used to think it was halarious to play this when I was like 7
Connor Mullett facts hahah I’m now 21 having flash backs
This song reminds me of my media teacher playing it in front of the whole class. All the while she smiled at me. Like, if she had a daughter that’s what she would have named her. My media teacher dressed in red too, like the song Lady in Red also by Chris De Burgh. 😊
Patricia Carroll He is a good musician @Carroll
God made her a sinner
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? LOL!!!
this was my boyfriend childhood song that he once in primary school sung it to his crush lol
didnt go down well
I love this man's voice!
Paula G Whyte He is a very good singer he touches souls with is song @G
Great song
leah hume yes very great 👍 songs i enjoy listening to it @Leah
All you people only just discovering this I’m only 17 have know it for years lol
Congratulations
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/besiege
is everyone's name patricia in this comment section lol
XD you can often see them queue right down the street
Hahah that made me cry 😂😂 my name is Patricia
Patricia is both a singer and a stripper?
jasminne mcdonald she took of her bra and with a lick of her lips she undid all her clips n through it up in the air as everyone stared... id say she is
is this patricia mcauley ?
Omfg this hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Currently spamming my best friend Patricia with these lyrics
OUR ENGLISH TEACHER IS GOING TO SING FOR AN EVENT AT OUR SCHOOL THIS IS NOT OKAY IM NOT READ Y
Me too, right? LOL!!!
When my name is Patricia..😒😂💀
or Delica on Saturdays
If a music video of Patricia The Stripper was made, it would have DeBurgh's daughter, Rosanna Davison playing the role of Patricia.
i think the word you needed is Sinner not singer
So how old were you when you were dropped on your head as a child? LOL!!!
this was my late mothers fave :,,,,,{
I'm so very happy I found this
love Chris de Burg. This came into mu head recently - and thanks to utube I could renew my memotoreis - thanks
This is appalling. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. I am not j o k i n g.
Gareth Cooke NOT J O K I N G
@Zara Elizabeth CPO YOU ARE HILARIOUS !!! It's only a song. A really good one. Jesus, what's wrong with you people? Smacked too hard on the head with a bible at a young age is my guess. LOL!!!
Originally, for those interested, on Spanish Train & Other Stories from 1975.
AWESOME!!! that you remember. or know the name of the album. : )
My friend sent this to me because my name is you know..
No, I don't, what is it? LOL!!!
My name is Patrica and people call me Patrica the stripper
Fantastic hahahahaha :)
As one of the Patricias (Delicias) of this world just have to approve this clip! Someone used to sing it in our local folk session, not knowing my name......or why I was laughing so much!
A version by De Burgh, featuring Dustin The Turkey was recorded for Dustin's 2005 album Bling When You're Minging, and reached Number 3 in the Irish Charts when released as a single in November 2005.
My name is Patricia
+Patricia Kamara I gave you the thumbs up, but no need for the stfu as you are still 16 and a nice girl.
R u a stripper
Well that’s quite unfortunate
At least it's not Delores, LOL!!!
🤔 You 18 yet?
My first name is Patricia and my friends often sing this to me......i dont half mind!
love it
Patricia Cannon He is a very good singer and touches souls with is music 🎧 @Cannon
just discovered cdb had 5 albums before 'lady in red'. so much to discover.
this is my nanas name and we always sing this annd so does she ahahhahhaa
Rachel Hunter He is a very good singer @Rachel
Possibly one of my favorite songs xx
Marie Tsoui he is very good i listen 👂 to is song everyday @Marie
kinky ;)
Saw him in concert last year, every time he took a suggestion from the audience, the whole crowd cheered "Patricia the Stripper". He finally did it at the end of the set. The whole crowd was up singing along. It was quite the experience.
This was the first song I heard more that 30 years ago seen him in Glasgow a few weeks ago and sang it and still as brilliant
Ann Rayment He is a very good singer i love 💖 is songs @Ann
love this song kinda
This was my favourite song when I was about six, used to run around the playground at school singing it, I never understood why the teachers used to laugh at me at the time
Tara Healy He is a very good singer and artist @Tara
OMG ME TOO, I REMEMBER MY BLINDING PERFORMANCE IN THE SUPERMARKET WHEN I WAS ALSO AGED SIX ✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻🔥🔥🔥
finally a song with my name, love it.
AWESOME !!!
This was my favorite song while I was a child and not many years later it still is. Chris de Burgh has my soul.
oh yah favorites
oh fifties your antics never end
LUVIN IT
hana barretto He is a very good singer @hana
what are the notes in the chorus?:D x
@iLOVEsincity
may I call you, Delicia :)
This song put a wide smile on my face XD