Charlie Worsham - I Hope I'm Stoned (When Jesus Takes Me Home) Lyrics






I hope I'm stoned when Jesus takes me home
Flying high through those clouds
Knowing I don't have to ever come down
I'm rolling up a J
Just in case today's the day
I hope I'm stoned when Jesus takes me home

I believe he put it down here for all of us to use
A little piece of heaven to take away your blues
I know I'm far from perfect and I'll call a sin a sin
But I feel closer to the Lord every time I breathe it in

Hope I'm stoned when Jesus takes me home
Flying high up through them clouds
Knowing I don't have to ever come down
I'm rolling up a J
Just in case today's the day
I hope I'm stoned when Jesus takes me home

I can't wait to talk to Moses 'bout the Red Sea and the plagues
Bend Jonah's ear to hear about livin' in a whale three whole days
Get ol' St. Pete to show me the pearly gates and the golden streets
Well, you can bet I'll be good and ready to sit down at the feast

I hope I'm stoned when Jesus takes me home
Flying high up through them clouds
Knowing I don't have to ever come down
I'm rolling up a J
Just in case today's the day
I hope I'm stoned when Jesus takes me home

I bet Bob Marley's mansion has a garden in the back
And he's growin' somethin' special, some celestial homemade hash
We'll sit down on his porch, we'll listen to the angel band
'Til then, I'll sing "I'll Fly Away" with a fat one in my hand

I hope I'm stoned when Jesus takes me home
Flying high through those clouds
Knowing I don't have to ever come down
I'm rolling up a J
Just in case today's the day
I hope I'm stoned when Jesus takes me home

Yeah, let's roll ourselves a J
Just in case today's the day
I hope I'm stoned when Jesus takes me home





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  1. m.... b....

    Boom shankar Shiva hari hari ganjah!!!

    m.... b....

    Om Nama Ganjah - Gouranganjah

    She is not racist, nor cruel
    And not prejudiced, nor rude
    She is not angry, does not hate
    And never ever exhibits bigotry
    She could never be a xenophobe
    So kind to all she meets regardless
    To her it matters not your skin tone
    From where you hail, or birthplace
    She treats all the same, with grace
    She soothes, kisses, and blesses
    Her caresses are ever so blessed
    She is so sweet, she is blessed love
    She is not racist, nor prejudiced
    She lets anyone smoke her bud
    Without exception all are welcome
    She includes all races, and all creeds
    And never turns any1 away in need
    Nor turns her back, nor chastises
    She gives her fine medicine freely
    N eases the pain of those suffering
    She is a good friend to all she meets
    Medicinal Mother soothes her kids
    Their aches, pains, and broken souls
    A good friend indeed to all wo/men

    Bhava Na Ghanjah Hridyam
    May Herb Bless Your Soul

    m.... b....

    Sweet Lady M

    Her sweet name is known by many
    Wherever you roam she'll be there
    She has so many different names
    In all part of da world she's called
    Spoken of in many varied tongues
    She is called lots of esquisite words
    Whispered about across the Earth
    And is hailed by many nicknames
    Rumours of her spread to all lands
    Her reputation often proceeds her
    She is desired by many varied folk
    Known by colloquially odd epithets
    Yes she is the most auspicous one
    Many hold her name in high esteem
    Bonny words lovingly describe her
    Fregrant nombre floats pon da wind
    Her aroma conjures up soft sounds
    So many aliases has this sweet lady
    She has been given many monikers
    Yes her nom de flor many do adore
    The revel in da sound of her beauty
    Her titles often induces delerium
    And her eponyms cause hilarity
    Many ladies do have her namesake
    A lady designated varied apellations
    Just like secrets arcane shibboleths
    Assigned a myriad of esoteric codes
    Yes her potty passwords are plenty
    A noun of nature with much renoun
    And her name is known in every port
    In every shire, region, county n town
    A plethora of bywords and proverbs
    Now to ask would a marijuana plant
    By an other name, not be as pretty?

  2. R.... L....

    Fight on my brother !!!

  3. T.... N....

    I hope I'm home when Jesus takes me stoned!

  4. T.... F....

    Moral of the story, always stay stoned.

  5. J.... H....

    Saw him with Old Crow Medicine Show. Excellent instrumentalist and singer songwriter. Just a matter of time before he’s heard by all.

  6. L.... C....

    Why is this song not at a MILLION views yet!?!?!?

  7. c.... c....

    I Love it

  8. M.... A....

    Thank You Jesus for loving us all

  9. R.... D....

    I love this song. ❤Awsome ..being stoned shouldnt be a bad thing. God did put it here on earth. Glad i got to see it.

  10. R.... J....

    I have a good feeling Jesus used cannabis in the Annointed Oil... I tend to refer to it as the Holy Incense.

  11. J.... S....

    Read the title and there was no way I wasn't clicking on this..

  12. D.... M....

    Wow Just WOW

  13. P.... K....

    I play. But I wish he could teach me more.

  14. J.... W....

    Best song in the world. Love it

  15. h.... b....

    Awesome 2020

  16. T.... W....

    One of the best songs I ever heard!!

  17. D.... C....

    Can I just say....it don't get better than this....had this ol country boy smilin and grinnin , bouncin down the mountain in this work truck!

  18. T.... S....

    What a beautiful song on acoustic and Melody completely wasted on a stupid song

  19. N.... M....

    @0:02 def stoned

  20. E.... M....

    I saw the title and I was like ok..and then I saw OCMS and was like oh alright this is gonna be good!

  21. c.... i....

    This song just lit my blunt

  22. R.... W....

    Soon that banjo 🪕 came in to the jam I soon hit the like button. Haha

  23. G.... T....

    Holy shit this is good. Ive got goosebumps

  24. b.... d....

    I hate Christianity but love old crow and this is oddly charming

  25. J.... B....

    My dad passed away on Thursday the 9th after a long battle with copd/emphazima he woke up in the middle of the night smoked half a joint and fell back to sleep i finished the joint as the cops loaded him up and rolled him out just like he wanted this song means so much more to me now

  26. M.... ....

    I I AM HI .OM

  27. M.... D....

    I love it brother! Good jam 🎶🙏... Where are you located? What state? I ask because I'm a singer/songwriter myself and it would be awesome to collaborate

  28. J.... N....

    This guy has graduated at Willie Nelson’s philosophy school.

  29. v.... p....

    Oh Loving this💜💋

  30. C.... ....

    Overproduced in my opinion but great job ❤🤘🤘🤘

  31. G.... O....

    Man Charlie this is the best just what hit the spot but after years I'll always give it a like or viewing

  32. A.... ....

    I have family from from Hazard County KY & this sounds like our family reunions lol. The spoons, jugs and ukulele's, like my Papa used to say "just a pickin' N a grinnin' "

  33. D.... B....

    Just saw Charlie at the Louisville palace great show

  34. J.... F....

    Best gospel song Ever!

  35. H.... J....

    Saw you last night at the Louisville Palace with Old Crow. You killed it. I've seen OCMS a dozen times or more. But last night was my favorite for sure. Plus you played my favorite song, Down Home Girl. DOPE! Hope to see you again. PS Take me Drunk is my second favorite song as of now, and I added another album sale to your already tens of albums sold. Don't spend all that money getting stoned.

  36. m.... m....

    very nice tune thank you

  37. T.... S....

    584 people are going to hell probably drunk

  38. r.... ....

    Am rolling up a J just in case today's the day

  39. m.... h....

    Jesus don’t smoke midz...

  40. T.... S....

    Da hell gave this a thumbs down..y'all need a J and jesus

  41. 0.... ....

    modern gospel for old hippies, praise the lord and pass the j:)

  42. D.... M....

    got a hundred dollar bill … you can keep your pills its all going to pot

  43. R.... F....

    A gospel song from a slightly different point of view. :-)

  44. M.... W....

    Merry Christmas

  45. J.... J....

    Me too and I'm sure I will be if you want to get to heaven you got to get high high high to a higher power no disrespect just think that we put all the herbs on the earth for us to use may the great spirit bless and watch over each and every one of us little jack's So-Cal OPB

  46. a.... ....

    Thank you God for all our blessings including the miraculous cannabis that gives me peace and understanding.

  47. a.... ....

    I feel like I'm in church! Can I get an amen brothers and sisters...

  48. T.... M....

    If I aint they better roll and smoke me..and pour me in some horse shit...cause I loved life througjt them and stems and seeds

  49. J.... A....

    WOW!!!!! For me at 50 yrs old, maybe the best song I've ever heard 💯

  50. K.... d....

    Stumbled across this video today and love it!! I know I'll be stoned when jesus takes me home,, I'm stoned all day everyday 😁

  51. B.... W....

    Awesome brothers!

  52. B.... T....

    YouTube algorithm going through an experimental phase or something?

  53. s.... s....

    Indeed indeed. I'm Stephen. Acts chapter 7. Where's the fiddle sawing, the only thing this song is missing.

  54. d.... ....

    I hope and pray I am stoned when that day gets here

  55. D.... G....

    I would like to her Willie sing this!

  56. J.... L....

    At the rate I'm going, it's a for sure deal for me!

  57. M.... B....

    Indeed.

  58. T.... S....

    I know I will be..cause "I smoke more weed than Willie" (c) Zebulon Music 2019

  59. J.... U....

    You got some damn tegridy

  60. J.... W....

    I just found out I have lung cancer.i roll one every day in case today the day

    J.... W....

    I hope you are doing well but I had to ask, you're smoking still? Have you considered edibles?

    J.... W....

    @Jordan Moorman they're hard to find where I live but I have tried them

    J.... W....

    Im rollin one for ya too

    J.... W....

    Thanx for the support, NOT !!!! 🤪

    J.... W....

    Good luck to you, my boyfriend had it , 5 yrs. clean. He smokes everyday. He needs some gummies would be better for your lungs 💜

  61. T.... ....

    Hell yea lads bring it on.

  62. J.... E....

    10 Inch Hybrid Queen Mattress in a Box

  63. J.... M....

    Saw you play this one in Raleigh this summer, such a great song!!

  64. J.... H....

    I love good bluegrass and well written music. Very good singing and instrumentals here but this song is an abomination unto God!!

    J.... H....

    let he that is without sin cast the first stone(d)

  65. N.... ....

    Have never tried weed nor do I desire having said that I respect a persons right to and it's an awesome song.😁

  66. A.... S....

    Dude...just saw you at the Ryman on Friday. Great job!

  67. M.... L....

    I hate the bogus old film effect. Simply because it is not realistic. Music is great!

  68. M.... ....

    Just make sure to keep yourself good and stoned, and it'll happen. Amen.

  69. H.... D....

    This is Darryl’s theme song.

  70. H.... D....

    Yep, amen, huh huh. I reckon.

  71. H.... D....

    You guys this isn’t about being stoned and dying. It’s just life. Relax and chill to it.

  72. D.... W....

    I just found the best song ever!!!🙏🙏🙏

  73. R.... W....

    Outstanding!!!

  74. G.... C....

    Grow Your Own :)

  75. v.... ....

    Got to see them at Jazzfest, keeping country real...living the 'real country dream' today, 50 years later!

  76. D.... ....

    Your awesome keep singing!

  77. D.... ....

    God will not take the stoned to heaven. Satan will welcome sinners home.. being stoned means more to "users" then does the salvation Jesus offers. This song is blasphemy. TRUE BELIEVERS will not be stoned, nor drunk ,nor will they think this kind of music is appropriate. Bible says so, it's God's word over all your false beliefs. ✝️🛐

    D.... ....

    I appreciate your comment, brother. I'm a Christian too. I try not to pass judgement and certainly mean for this to be something to make people laugh.. entertainment, not doctrine.God bless you!

  78. s.... m....

    The 209triangle harold Wilton galt cannabis culter famley jah bless all

  79. T.... N....

    Toke till you're broke

  80. F.... Q....

    This is Soul Soothin!

  81. s.... b....

    me to brother...me too

  82. o.... b....

    AHHH finally "real" new country music

  83. c.... h....

    How can i get the chords for this?

  84. A.... ....

    Delightful, warm, country...just like a fat bowl!

  85. f.... m....

    Funny how 2 millennia put a whole different spin on "Stoned" ! Let he who is without fault ...

  86. M.... B....

    A very interesting point of view I like it

  87. K.... C....

    AMEN!!! 😇

  88. D.... W....

    I quit smoking weed...when I ran out

  89. L.... K....

    I don't drink or get high anymore but this is a cool tune.

  90. d.... c....

    that’s what she said.

  91. C.... V....

    I just found religion

  92. C.... B....

    Me too brother.... me too.

  93. C.... D....

    Oooohwee... Just got the Holy Ghost!

  94. B.... d....

    First and only religious hymn I love and will sing every day!