CES Cru - Average Joe Lyrics






Yeah
One, two
One, two
One, two

One, two
Yeah

Mic check
Mic check

One, two
One, two
Yeah

Strictly for the sake of my own amusement
Making music that I've imbued with illusion
That's all that life is and there's nothing to it
So what the fuck are y'all doing be human
You would never assume it, all the shit I'm in tune with
Give me two minutes, I'll put an end to the critics
Fair weather fans and cynics, I'm better with analytics
Simpleton savages couldn't manage to manage business
Averages averages they don't man I ran the percentage
Doing my civic duty and you couldn't get to Ubi
Living in the boonies, I fit the euphemism for loony
Looking ludicrous kabloo-y I blew this shit into kibbles n' bits
Belittle your clique, in the middle I sit
The killer city committee meet and kill 'em in third
I'm feeling disturbed when a villain emerged
Now I'm chilling, I'm as vicious as the realest you heard
With my pen I kill 'em absurd and rhyme seven syllable word

I'm not your average Joe
Hardcore, far more than the average
I'm as vicious as the realest you know
Only difference is consistence, I'm considered a pro
I don't got mad dough, cars, designer clothes but still
I'm not your average Joe
Maniac approach, my product is dope
You're listening to the pro with the accurate flow

Yo, I got one foot in the game, one foot on the floor
Head in the sky, hand on a panhandle a bum begging for more
Someone peg him as old, a stegosaurus oppose
My gumball's big and bold no regular so
Phenomenon John legendary heaven would know
I'm on a never-ending run, Dave Letterman
My enemies on a Ethan Hunt, but they can't get in my zone
Little Caesar one eight seven your soul, blow
You get the picture, closed caption, I know your stats
Expose negatives under developed photographs
I flow effortless, CES regiment growing fast
Deal intact, fuck around and feel the wrath, hold the math
Ja Rule told me that the pendulum swing
And that only the underground can bring an end to the king
He was looking stunted he stunted on him with treasure and bling
A man measured by the spread of his wing, put that on everything
Money was never a thing

I'm not your average Joe
Hardcore, far more than the average
I'm as vicious as the realest you know
Only difference is consistence, I'm considered a pro
I don't got mad dough, cars, designer clothes but still
I'm not your average Joe
Maniac approach, my product is dope
You're listening to the pro with the accurate flow

Say what you say, I'm in it 'til I get a few rings
I'll never Cobain, I'm lifted off this medical strain
I wet up your brain, I'm on a different level, insane
Evident save, vile villain with the venom in veins
I'll never change, like a residue with red and blue stains
They never knew they, would meet me
Then they'd met a new fate
An edible plate, if you're listening, I said a few things
Yeah, if you're listening, I said a few things





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  1. H.... S....

    Guys. We're in 2019 and CES CRU is still snappin' and going harder than all of these SoundCloud rappers ! Big up everybody !

  2. j.... m....

    Y'all straight killed it at Red Rocks last weekend!!! Looking forward to seeing Ubi with Big Wax in Denver!!!

  3. T.... P....

    Melodic approach my product is dope

  4. T.... P....

    Notice Ubi holding a pigs head up literally at the same time he says “head in the sky” !!! I love when Ces does this !

  5. J.... ....

    Strictly for the sake of my own amusement
    Making music that I've imbued with illusion
    That's all that life is and there's nothing to it
    So what the fuck have y'all been doing being human
    You would never assume it, all the shit I'm in tune with
    Give me two minutes, I'll put an end to the critics
    Fair weather fans and cynics, I'm better with analytics
    Simpleton savages couldn't manage to manage business
    Averages averages they don't man I ran the percentage
    Doing my civic duty and you couldn't get to Ubi
    Living in the boonies, I fit the euphemism for loony
    Looking ludicrous kabloo-y I blew this shit into kibbles n' bits
    Belittle your clique, in the middle I sit
    The killer city committee meet and kill 'em in third
    I'm feeling disturbed when a villain emerged
    Now I'm chilling, I'm as vicious as the realest you heard
    With my pen I kill 'em absurd and rhyme seven syllable word

    [Hook]
    I'm not your average Joe
    Hardcore, far more than the average
    I'm as vicious as the realest you know
    Only difference is consistence, I'm considered a pro
    I don't got mad dough, cars, designer clothes but still
    I'm not your average Joe
    Melodic approach, my product is dope
    You're listening to the pro with the accurate flow

    [Verse 2]
    Yo, I got one foot in the game, one foot on the floor
    Head in the sky, hand on a panhandle a bum begging for more
    Someone peg him as old, a stegosaurus oppose
    My Gumball's big and bold no Regular Show
    Phenomenon John legendary heaven would know
    I'm on a never-ending run, Dave Letterman
    My enemies on a Ethan Hunt, but they can't get in my zone
    Little Caesar one eight seven your soul, blow
    You get the picture, closed caption, I know your stats
    Expose negatives under developed photographs
    I flow effortless, CES regiment growing fast
    Deal intact, fuck around and feel the wrath, hold the math
    Ja Rule told me that the pendulum swing
    And that only the underground can bring an end to the king
    He was looking stunted he stunted on him with treasure and bling
    A man measured by the spread of his wing, put that on everything
    Money was never a thing

    [Hook]
    I'm not your average Joe
    Hardcore, far more than the average
    I'm as vicious as the realest you know
    Only difference is consistence, I'm considered a pro
    And these rap clones should know I'm no Donnie Brasco for real
    I'm not your average Joe
    Melodic approach, my product is dope
    You're listening to the pro with the accurate flow

    [Verse 3]
    Say what you say, I'm in it 'til I get a few rings
    I'll never Cobain, I'm lifted off this medical strain
    I wet up your brain, I'm on a different level, insane
    Evident save, vile villain with the venom in veins
    I'll never change, like a residue with red and blue stains
    They never knew they, would meet me
    Then they'd met a new fate
    An edible plate, if you're listening, I said a few things
    Yeah, if you're listening, I said a few things

  6. D.... H....

    1:18 sounds like stevie stone

  7. P.... K....

    This is terrible.
    The skit with Godemis at the end is abrupt and forced. It felt like a highschool film project with ironically average lyrics over it. Bleh.

  8. H.... G....

    Real music Strange music

  9. T.... I....

    Why isn’t UBI in the title? _🤔_

  10. C.... S....

    I can relate to lyrics and video.smh

  11. S.... F....

    Paco ain’t fired cause customers like him they keep “coming” for more aka Paco is banging the customers . Check 2:24

  12. m.... ....

    Alex Abrines

  13. C.... C....

    Song at the start ?

  14. S.... N....

    I love Ubiquitous 💯

  15. S.... N....

    If you don’t like this song, you ain’t shit. Video is meh tho

  16. S.... _....

    Why is Tech always sleepin on yall smh

  17. S.... J....

    Yo ubi ain't gonna lie I didn't like you when you first came around but you keep making shit like this you gonna make it too my top 3 for sure bro you been poisoning my mind lately bro keep this fire going bro

    S.... J....

    Alot if bros LMAO don't mind me dude felt like I was actually talking to you. I guess your more my favorite than I thought

  18. d.... ....

    Did no one realize that both videos are meant to loop as in history repeats and the cycle keeps going

  19. H.... G....

    same girl from seven chakras

  20. z.... ....

    TPS brought me here.

  21. A.... A....

    Saw them live and they all killed that Isht in Az...

  22. A.... A....

    So underrated... keep grinding CES!

  23. C.... B....

    There is no God

  24. J.... P....

    "Jaru told me that the pendulum swing and only the underground can bring an end to the king" TRUE SHIT

  25. J.... P....

    So this is considered ces cru just because Godi is in the video? That's retarded. Don't get me wrong, I like Ubi but that's just false advertising

    J.... P....

    its two songs, and the both do one of them, and the videos are connected. its on purpose.

  26. B.... ....

    These guys should be more popular

  27. J.... S....

    How is it that these dudes are so slept on ??

  28. S.... J....

    Ubiiiiiiii ❤❤❤❤🔥

  29. K.... O....

    Lol I can identify with the homie in this video, I work in a grocery store doing the same shizz

  30. K.... ....

    My flows will be faster, crisper, and Harder then yours.

  31. K.... ....

    And it will get millions of fans.

  32. K.... ....

    I use t3s and im danker and more murderous then you all now BAHAHAHAHAHA. Try to block me bitch.
    Seriously. Try.

    Now i just wanna kill you even harder

  33. K.... ....

    Ill overthrow strange with heavy and fast flows so hard and make friends to drop it to public. You gonna be done bitchhhhh

  34. K.... ....

    You think power can't be dethroned? Your far from grown

  35. I.... ....

    Refreshing

  36. v.... 3....

    Awesome shit about the pendulum swing lol wondering what up with that Lil Cesar 187 your soul line. Philthy sick flow on this whole track!

  37. E.... T....

    Is this in the river market district?

  38. Y.... E....

    "I don't know Godi, man. There's this dude at work named Paco and-"
    *Garrote wire materializes around Paco's throat*
    Godiemus: "Gotchu fam."

  39. P.... H....

    I'm surprised this doesn't have way more views. Guess ppl didn't get the message?

  40. C.... C....

    best song

  41. C.... C....

    whats the song in the car?

  42. A.... L....

    Strictly for the sake of my own amusement
    Making music that I've imbued with illusion
    That's all that life is and there's nothing to it
    So what the fuck have y'all been doing being human
    You would never assume it, all the shit I'm in tune with
    Give me two minutes, I'll put an end to the critics
    Fair weather fans and cynics, I'm better with analytics
    Simpleton savages couldn't manage to manage business
    Averages averages they don't man I ran the percentage
    Doing my civic duty and you couldn't get to Ubi
    Living in the boonies, I fit the euphemism for loony
    Looking ludicrous kabloo-y I blew this shit into kibbles n' bits
    Belittle your clique, in the middle I sit
    The killer city committee meet and kill 'em in third
    I'm feeling disturbed when a villain emerged
    Now I'm chilling, I'm as vicious as the realest you heard
    With my pen I kill 'em absurd and rhyme seven syllable words..........

    [Hook]
    I'm not your average Joe
    Hardcore, far more than the average
    I'm as vicious as the realest you know
    Only difference is consistence, I'm considered a pro
    I don't got mad dough, cars, designer clothes but still
    I'm not your average Joe
    Melodic approach, my product is dope
    You're listening to the pro with the accurate flow..........

    [Verse 2]
    Yo, I got one foot in the game, one foot on the floor
    Head in the sky, hand on a panhandle a bum begging for more
    Someone peg him as old, a stegosaurus oppose
    My Gumball's big and bold no Regular Show
    Phenomenon John legendary heaven would know
    I'm on a never-ending run, Dave Letterman
    My enemies on a Ethan Hunt, but they can't get in my zone
    Little Caesar one eight seven your soul, blow
    You get the picture, closed caption, I know your stats
    Expose negatives under developed photographs
    I flow effortless, CES regiment growing fast
    Deal intact, fuck around and feel the wrath, hold the math
    Ja Rule told me that the pendulum swing
    And that only the underground can bring an end to the king
    He was looking stunted he stunted on him with treasure and bling
    A man measured by the spread of his wing, put that on everything
    Money was never a thing.......

    [Hook]
    I'm not your average Joe
    Hardcore, far more than the average
    I'm as vicious as the realest you know
    Only difference is consistence, I'm considered a pro
    And these rap clones should know I'm no Donnie Brasco for real
    I'm not your average Joe
    Melodic approach, my product is dope
    You're listening to the pro with the accurate flow........

    [Verse 3]
    Say what you say, I'm in it 'til I get a few rings
    I'll never Cobain, I'm lifted off this medical strain
    I wet up your brain, I'm on a different level, insane
    Evident save, vile villain with the venom in veins
    I'll never change, like a residue with red and blue stains
    They never knew they, would meet me
    Then they'd met a new fate
    An edible plate, if you're listening, I said a few things
    Yeah, if you're listening, I said a few things

    A.... L....

    You're welcome.

    dot's are there just incase YouTube tried to correct the spaces.

  43. D.... K....

    love this song

  44. B.... P....

    name of chick?

  45. T.... ....

    props kurwa

  46. U.... S....

    I took a pic with Ces I hope he gets really famous then I can show everyone

  47. M.... R....

    That song is seriously tight

  48. J.... C....

    Grime styley

  49. s.... ....

    Is this set ahead of slave or behind?

  50. S.... N....

    This shit is sick but the video is lame

  51. L.... L....

    more of this man would be nice

  52. D.... K....

    Why is this Asian dude always dancing the same way? xD

  53. x.... M....

    ces cru is cool

  54. 8.... R....

    Certainly Ever Sacred.. love it keep it up Ces.

  55. T.... ....

    eminem voice

  56. E.... B....

    Holy shit, Ubiq is crazy a always....

  57. e.... ....

    141 average joes and counting

  58. F.... F....

    Same "interrupted" sound effect at the beginning, like on the end of the "guntilted" song from 4 years ago. :D

  59. A.... B....

    dude kills it!

  60. M.... O....

    there is literally horrible music out there with no point at all that garner millions of views. im sick of that shit. its proof that most people here are lazy ass listeners and only want to hear music they do not have to think about in any way.

  61. C.... ....

    What does ces mean

  62. Z.... G....

    "I'll never kobain"
    That's clever

  63. K.... S....

    is there anywhere i can buy the album in a .flac format?

  64. Y.... C....

    When dude is dancing in front of the car he looks just like Adam Samberg from that hip hop movie.

  65. o.... c....

    I like the individual song they make. I wonder if strange will let them produce individual albums

  66. A.... R....

    is it just me or do godemis and ubiquitious sorta look like each other lol

  67. m.... f....

    that reference to siracha tho

  68. D.... H....

    Bars! Damn. Can anyone else rap like this dude? Flows are crazy!

  69. d.... p....

    I've been bumping this album so hard I'm pretty sure my neighbors started singing along

  70. T.... S....

    ://www.gofundme.com/anjis-medical-fund

    T.... S....

    i understand that its for a better cause, but don't post it on a video that literally have nothing to do with it,

  71. C.... ....

    All that Chinese fucker did was dance on the job and still got the promotion......wtf

  72. L.... B....

    CES CRU needs to do a concert in #NEW ZEALAND #AOTEAROA

  73. U.... B....

    3:04 it says 73 cents tho

  74. b.... ....

    So both videos loop between each other. The beginning of one is the end of the other. Cleaver ass shit.

  75. J.... ....

    I'm not your average Jimmy

  76. T.... N....

    🔥🤘🏾

  77. C.... C....

    bruh when gode walked off at the end I died laughing

  78. A.... d....

    These guys need to collaborate with audio push 👍

  79. D.... K....

    damn, I love how slave and average Joe are actually connected, true artistry.

  80. L.... W....

    "I'll never Cobain, I'm lifted off this medical strain." Fuck yeah.

  81. c.... ....

    dope ass concept!! the beginning of this vid is the end of slave and vice versa!! dont matter which one u watch 1st, the continuity is there!!

  82. A.... D....

    digging the hair godemis

  83. N.... V....

    whos the chick

  84. D.... T....

    my girlfriend met Ubi at the okc concert a year ago almost. he gave her 2 autographed albums and a few cars emblems. she was pregnant during the day of the show. she took a l
    pick of her and him and it's weird to think about that he's the same height as her lol but I'm extremely jealous she got to meet him.

  85. T.... ....

    I keep getting pulled back to this song, it is my favorite on the album. Ubi's rapping and the track just fit so well together, i love it.

  86. h.... ....

    I fucking LOVE how this video connects with the video for slave! 😍

  87. M.... E....

    you guys are awesome

  88. I.... A....

    This reminds me of the movie popstar

  89. K.... B....

    This is gonna need a sequel, for sure.

  90. o.... ....

    This album completely blew my expectations outta my fucking ass. This shit is gold

  91. L.... H....

    it's like a movie. Reminds me of Brotha Lynch Hung.

  92. y.... g....

    THEY NEEDED FAME

  93. C.... J....

    I need Strange Music to make a movie based on this concept...

  94. J.... C....

    The way these two videos are linked is genius

    J.... C....

    Jay Colon Next Strangeulation Cypher should be a mini movie

  95. M.... B....

    love how they are linking the videos together, as they are two different sides of a coin. Strange All Day All Night!

  96. n.... ....

    Wow! Dope concept of merging the two videos together. Dope as fuck!

  97. D.... ....

    If Beyonce was white lol