Car Seat Headrest - Beach Fagz Lyrics




Woke up, had a boner
Dragged a comb across my boner
I said it's high time for us to experience high tide
No thanks I don't drink and oh god are you drunk
What you've done this vibrato isn't helping things much
No one should trust my statement of faith
Cause I didn't make eye contact and I kept touching my face

Be honest
But not that honest
Be honest
But not that honest

I think I know where the bathrooms are here
I've been going to this restaurant for 17 years
For a minute there
I thought you were twice as tall as me
You're no Spencer and I'm no Dan
But we'll sound like Wolf Parade much as we can
For a minute there
I thought you were twice as tall as me

Not that honest
We'll be honest
Not that honest
Be honest
Not that honest
We'll be honest
Not that honest

You said, "why don't you just grab the brush from da Vinci
And tell him how he could be doing it better"
I said
"You're supposed to call him Leonardo"

I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was dead





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Car Seat Headrest Beach Fagz Comments
  1. thais

    I WISH I WAS A KID WITH AN ADULT BOYFRIEND

  2. Trip Farmer

    This song wasn't about you but it could've been. Wait...

  3. ScooterBoi

    2:43 gets me everytime

  4. thais

    I WISH I WAS DEAD

  5. Sandytits

    Wow the lyrics at then are ugh a bit....well not so Kean on that but otherwise an amazing song I just discovered.

    high quality spice

    The lyrics are alright outside of the first line

    deeps mered mess

    @high quality spice the first line is the best line

  6. Jay Beaulieu

    only artist i know whose juvenilia is some of his best shit

  7. Wenceslao Papadopoulos

    Someone can post the lyrics

    Porple Sporple

    I copy-pasted this from Genius:


    [Verse 1:]
    Woke up, had a boner
    Dragged a comb across my boner
    I said it’s high time for us to experience high tide
    No thanks I don’t drink and oh god are you drunk
    What you’ve done this vibrato isn’t helping things much
    No one should trust my statement of faith
    Cause I didn’t make eye contact and I kept touching my face

    [Chorus:]
    Be honest
    But not that honest
    Be honest
    But not that honest

    [Verse 2:]
    I think I know where the bathrooms are here
    I’ve been going to this restaurant for about 17 years
    For a minute there
    I thought you were twice as tall as me
    You’re no Spencer and I’m no Dan
    But we’ll sound like Wolf Parade much as we can
    For a minute there
    I thought you were twice as tall as me

    [Chorus:]
    Not that honest
    We'll be honest
    Not that honest
    Be honest
    Not that honest
    We'll be honest
    Not that honest

    [Bridge:]
    You said, “why don’t you just grab the brush from da Vinci
    And tell him how he could be doing it better”
    I said, “You’re supposed to call him Leonardo!”

    [Outro:]
    I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
    I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
    I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
    I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
    I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
    I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
    I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
    I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
    I wish I was dead
    I wish I was dead
    I wish I was dead
    I wish I was dead
    I wish I was dead
    I wish I was dead
    (I wish I was, I wish I was, I wish I was, I wish I was)

  8. Brian Torres

    Woke up, had a boner
    Dragged a comb across my boner
    I said it’s high time for us to experience boner
    No thanks I don’t drink and oh god are you drunk
    What you’ve done this boner isn’t helping things much
    No one should trust my boner of faith
    Cause I didn’t make eye contact and I kept touching my boner

  9. Nate Ryans

    The gayer Will’s songs are, the more I like them.

    starcity

    Nate Ryans same

  10. Isaac Collins

    Woke up, had a boner
    Dragged a comb across my boner
    I said it’s high time for us to experience high tide
    No thanks I don’t drink and oh god are you drunk
    What you’ve done this vibrato isn’t helping things much
    No one should trust my statement of faith
    Cause I didn’t make eye contact and I kept touching my face

    Be honest
    But not that honest

    I think I know where the bathrooms are here
    I’ve been going to this restaurant for 17 years
    For a minute there
    I thought you were twice as tall as me
    You’re no Spencer and I’m no Dan
    But we’ll sound like Wolf Parade much as we can
    For a minute there
    I thought you were twice as tall as me

    But not that honest
    Be honest

    You said “why don’t you just grab the brush from da Vinci
    And tell him how he could be doing it better”
    I said
    “You’re supposed to call him Leonardo”

    I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
    I wish I was dead

  11. Andrick Amilkar

    an absolute masterpiece

  12. Multus Sanguis Fluit

    I'm seriously in love with this song. Love his early work

    Naama Flam

    Multus Sanguis Fluit I wish he would record more of his early work again like he did with Twin Fantasy. The song is just wonderful but the quality could be so much better... Either way, he is simply amazing.

    Neko Jayy

    I think he's said before he doesn't like his work before twin fantasy and that one is the one he thinks is the best from that time so that's why he re recorded it

  13. MioNami

    Gay ™

  14. Tom Sawyer

    lowkey his best song

    TheWaywardFox

    Undoubtedly