Cake - Comfort Eagle Lyrics

I love this part so much 0:48

I miss when YouTube had a mix of their tunes and it said "Cake mix". That was funny.

2:50 just mainlined nostalgia into my head

Still eatn cake

If I was to join a cult it would be the cult of cake master or maybe the cult of picklines

This what you get when you combined pot use and watching TV hours upon hours.

Still coming back to get some Cake.

If ever there was a true anarchic world, this should be its anthem.

Sorry I couldn't get it. Just ruptured my eardrum (again) love cake, but I'm die abetic

He is calling you DUDE!!!!

This song is about scientology

Timeless song.

Albino
Blacksheeeeeeeeeee

Fuck scientology. Capitalist frauds

this song has been stuck in my head for like 3 straight days

I tried to bring a cake to a cake show but was denied entry, so we had to sit in the car and eat cake before seeing cake.

Is he talking about the jews?

He's talking about all of us...

Iinjeampol vs adi mutiaramsyah????

Call 1-800-855-CAKE right now to receive one of these beautiful, limited edition pendant keychains

Onion head hat ass mfka

Irregardless busgetti

The lyrics are insane. True talent.

We are building a religion
We are building it bigger
We are widening the corridors and adding more lanes
We are building a religion, a limited edition
We are now accepting callers for these pendant key chains
To resist it is useless
It is useless to resist it
His cigarette is burning but he never seems to ash
He is grooming his poodle
He is living comfort eagle
You can meet at his location but you'd better come with cash
Now his hat is on backwards
He can show you his tattoos
He is in the music business
He is calling you "dude!"
Now today is tomorrow, and tomorrow today
And yesterday is weaving in and out
And the fluffy white lines
That the airplane leaves behind
Are drifting right in front of the waning of the moon
He is handling the money
He is serving the food
He knows about your party
He is calling you "Dude"
Now, do you believe in the one big sign?
The double wide shine
On the boot heels of your prime?
Doesn't matter if you're skinny, it doesn't matter if you're fat
You can dress up like a sultan in your onion head hat
We are building a religion
We are making a brand
We're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
Take a bite of this apple Mr. Corporate Events
Take a walk to the jungle of cardboard shanties and tents
Some people drink Pepsi, some people drink Coke
The wacky morning DJ says democracy's a joke
He says, "Now do you believe in the one big song?"
He's now accepting callers who would like to sing along
He says, "Do you believe in the one true edge,
by fastening your safety belts and stepping towards the ledge?"
He is handling the money
He is serving the food
He is now accepting callers
He is calling me "Dude"
Do you believe in the one big sign?
The double wide shine on the boot heels of your prime?
There's no need to ask directions if you ever lose your mind
We're behind you, we're behind you
and let us please remind you
We can send a car to find you if you ever lose your way
We are building a religion
We are building it bigger
We are building a religion
A limited edition
We are now accepting callers
For these beautiful
Pendant key chains

all likers are VERY WELCOME!
Over a year and I was getting sick waiting for the 'lyrics person'! xD

Videos from 2006

On AlbinoBlackSheep

Just found this on one of my dad's CDs from 1995.

considering the song came out in 2001 this seems unlikely

I bet David Miscavige nods along to this.
Smiling menacingly.

Never really think of Cake as punk, but some of their songs like this one definitely have punk lyrics.

The national anthem of Dudestan.

#stAIRMaster - #DigThug

The movie Cable Guy brought me here...

My new building of a religion:
The First Church Of Zeus.

Can Cake Timetravel and is this about Boris Johnson?😂
Waiting to hear this in a documentary about this mess😂

will the keychains come with zircon encrusted tweezers?

Sultans in onion shaped hats.
(*scimitar broh*)

They damn sure send the cars. I can only die from natural causes. Uggggggg.

Love this song.  Resistance is useless, it is useless to resist it.
Best cake song ever.
When he said " you can dress up like a sultan in your onion head hat" I really felt that

Love cake!

The theme song of Scientology??
I want to be a nonconformist, like everyone else!

I nearly bought into Amway, Netwok 21, NutiMetcs, Scientology, Westbro.. .

Actually, I didn't buy into any of them. I saw them coming a mile a way.

Love this song.  Resistance is useless, it is useless to resist it.
Best cake song ever.

That riff is stompin'.
He is calling you DUUUUUUUDE!!
"the wacky morning DJ says democracy is a joke". Yep...two sides of the same corrupt coin!

i don't think this is actually CAKE. it's not about the devil, a girl, or a car

this song is about the american dogma of free market capitalism being like a religion and leading to Trumps America.

Should of used this song for wolf of Wall Street
I want to be a nonconformist, like everyone else!
Love this song.  Resistance is useless, it is useless to resist it.

Dogma: constitutional monarchy is the next new thang for the U.S.

Do you believe in the double wide sign? Yes. Espionage actually works. Pure democracy doesn't.

Cake's deconstruction and destruction of every pillar of conservatism holding society up is so subversively brilliant. And they sing the revolution over such catchy tunes.

When he said " you can dress up like a sultan in your onion head hat" I really felt that

Legend of Link anyone?

When was this released?

The 2011 album was weak. I hope the 2019 album recaptures the magic of this album.

#311Familia Theme Song

We listen to this almost everytime at 4am going to hunt geese.

I wouldn't mind joining this cult

Praise Dobbs

faz parte da trilha sonora do filme: o amor e cego, muito bom, doidao!

Cake's best song, hands down, and that is saying a lot.

"Now today is tommorow"

the aural vibration stimulates my pancreas & kidneys . it is functionally erotic

This should have been included in the OST for Fight Club.

I need a cover of this song but sung by Kermit the Frog

He Is CaLlInG YoU DUDE!

Anybody know if they're accepting callers for those beautiful pendant keychains?

Revisiting 12 years after the release of this song. Still OG

We are building a religion
We are building it bigger
We are widening the corridors
And adding more lanes

We are building a religion
A limited edition
We are now accepting callers
For these pendant key chains

To resist it is useless
It is useless to resist it
His cigarette is burning
But he never seems to ash

He is grooming his poodle
He is living comfort eagle
You can meet at his location
But you better come with cash

Now his hat is on backwards
He can show you his tattoos
He is in the music business
He is calling you "DUDE!"

Now today is tomorrow
And tomorrow today
And yesterday is weaving in and out

And the fluffy white lines
That the airplane leaves behind
Are drifting right in front
Of the waning of the moon

He is handling the money
He's serving the food
He knows about your party
He is calling you "DUDE!"

Now do you believe
In the one big sign
The doublewide shine
On the bootheels of your prime

Doesn't matter if you're skinny
Doesn't matter if you're fat
You can dress up like a sultan
In your onion head hat

We are building a religion
We are making a brand
We're the only ones to turn to
When your castles turn to sand

Take a bite of this apple
Mr. corporate events
Take a walk through the jungle
Of cardboard shanties and tents
Some people drink Pepsi
Some people drink Coke
The wacky morning DJ
Says democracy's a joke

He says now do you believe
In the one big song
He's now accepting callers
Who would like to sing along

She says, do you believe
In the one true edge
By fastening your safety belts
And stepping towards the ledge

He is handling the money
He is serving the food
He is now accepting callers
He is calling me "DUDE!"

Now do you believe
In the one big sign
The doublewide shine
On the bootheels of your prime

There's no need to ask directions
If you ever lose your mind
We're behind you, we're behind you
And let us please remind you
We can send a car to find you
If you ever lose your way
We are building a religion
We are building it bigger
We are building
A religion
A limited
Edition
We are now accepting callers
For these beautiful
Pendant key chains

Cake is the coffee bean you can smell to clear your mind for other music again.

My third favorite Cake song. In other words, my third favorite song.

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we are widening the corridors and adding more lanes
http://rduffus.wordpress.com dude

sports is a god. it can be a beneficent god. I believe also science is god... the way to define 'god' will be found via science, at least for this pathologist. bless you all. http://rduffus.wordpress.com

Can we make this our national anthem? \M/

awesome song :D

biri nolur beni siksin yaa nolur artık yaaa

Comfort eagle ☺

This song blows most cut-throat anti-fascist tracks out of the water, even after over a decade.

Damn that riff is nasty!

Sounds like a UVA Darden Business School graduate anthem

Religious Contractors ain't what they used to be, eh then?

Wood stock

Shallow half anyone ???

So Under-Rated.....Shame

Can't believe I'm re-discovering this through watching Shallow Hal ,haha love this ,truth in the most unlikely places 🤔

Fight Club anyone.........

My wonderful amazing boyfriend introduced me to this band and now I’m obsessed. This is one of his favorite songs from them. I love him a lot.

PUKE!!.....just kidding Lol

Thanks for this tonight cake

Theme song of the unfortunate masses of posers in the US: "alternative view" folks who just want to belong so badly to A MOVEMENT ... Any movement. The Mansons end up scoping them up and puppet mastering. The more things change, the more they stay the same..really!

I remember this song from my Albinoblacksheep days... boy that shows my age 😂😂

Should’ve been Far cry 5vs theme song

I wonder if they have anymore Pendant Keychains.. :p

This is my morning "opening the bike shop" music. Puts me in the mood to sell to the masses.

"Do you believe..." sounds like Dylan, especially at .75 speed

I know whats embossed in gold on the pendant key chains

Timeless. 372 non musically appreciative voters at the time of this posting

I think this song is about the consumerism and brand loyalty that has replaced the religious beliefs of previous generations. It's a dark and cynical conspiracy song and I love it.

The more I drink the more I get it. Ha!

I remember seeing a video about 15 years ago of an animation to go with this song. Can’t find it now.

Found it:
https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/comforteagle

Find me

Show me the way

it is useless... to resist it

First time i heard this song i was tripping off acid and holy shit it made me really love this song haha.