Cadet - Uber Everywhere Freestyle 2 Lyrics

My brudda [?] you know
Fam, I thought you was my brudda but I don't know anymore fam
Why fam?
Where's this Nandos?
You're always talking about food, you are so Af'
Food, food, don't cry, don't beg
Wings, wings
Backchat London yourself man, African guy man

Come out the Uber
Man know me, I'm a mover
We ain't going Nandos no more bro
Where we going fam?
Shopping fam, where?
Puma
You know me, I've gotta stay swagged
Man I might go Puma and blow me a bag
Best make sure you've got my back though
Why? Because the fans can move mad
Swear down? Look, come on, they know man
Being fresh is part of the program
Man just wanna cop me a new pair that won't crease, have me walking around like a old man
You don't believe me, I'll show man
Just remember that I told man
But I ain't tryna chat in there
So make sure you've got my back in there
Hi, welcome to Puma, if you need any help, my name's Kelly
That's calm man, rudeboy I told you
Told me what? That was one fan already
Anyway these was the pair that I wanted bro, I've gotta make them mine
Let me see
Big man, please can you do me a favour? I beg you please get these in a nine
Wait, I swear you're Cadet?
What you saying, you can tell by the trim?
Yeah man, your music's wavy
Can I get a picture? Of course bro, it's not a thing man
Love for the picture, cous' don't worry, it's nothing
Hey man, the pictures' wavy
Ay, who's that? Come on, Krept's cousin
Where was I? Let me put my hand on my chin
Was I doing punchlines or wordplay?
Either way brother, I was going in
See na, I don't see what mess he's on
I just wanna get them creps and be gone
Big man, please can you do me a favour? Take those to the till while I try these on
Woah, shit
Whagwan?
Cadet, you won't guess who just came in the shop fam
Who bro?
Young Philly
You're chatting shit fam
Has he clocked yet? Has he clocked yet?
Has he clocked yet?
He's here cous'
Yo, boom man
Cadet, Cadet
Cous' not again man
Cadet, Cadet
You done it the last time man
Cadet, Cadet
Not every day bro
Cadet, Cadet
Oi son, fall back man
Cadet, Cadet
Love for supporting and that yeah
Cadet, Cadet
But you're taking the piss now man
Cadet, Cadet
Not every day man
Fam, you see why it's long?
Why I wanna get my creps and be gone
Don't get it twisted, I love my fans
Everything about them keeps me strong
They're the reason my money be long
Trust me bro, my money be long
Oi, look, come follow me to the till
I just wanna get them creps and be gone
Aight big man, can I get them creps?
I'm rich, I don't care how much that is
A hundred and ninety-five pounds
Ight man it's nothing, what, can I pay contactless?
Thirty pound is the limit, I think you'll pay no more, I'm sorry
Aight fuck it, what, can I do chip and pin?
Calm, I'ma just put my pin in like boom
Let me tell you about the dude
I'm a young fly nigga and I move like I move
Bully in the booth and I cruise like a cruise
Excuse me
Whagwarn?
It didn't go through
What d'ya mean? What d'ya mean?
There must be something wrong with your machine
Let me wipe these on my jeans
Uh, you think that I need to pretend?
You know how much P's that I rasclart spend?
Maybe I put in my PIN in all wrong
Fuck it, come, let me try this again
Uh, watch me rhyme again
A young fly nigga that's on time again
Diamond teeth, watch them shine again
Excuse me
What?
It declined again
Na
Oi you, cut that off quickly, cut that off quickly
[?] let me chat to you for a second bro yeah
Obviously man's filming a quick video and that yeah basically, you hear that?
I hear that
And like, I need to stunt for the 'gram and that, you get me
Yeah but company policies
Na na, obviously, what I'm saying is... I'm not saying let me keep them, I'm saying why don't I take some pictures in them and that
Yo big man, yo yo, listen, let me just take some pictures and that yeah
Let it slide, let it slide, let it slide
And then I'm gonna bring it back in with the bags and that, you get me
Obviously you're lightskinned and that so I can promote you on my 'gram and that
Ight, cool
Fam, they're gonna-fam trust me, you're good, you're good, you're good
I'll be back in like two seconds, just take some pictures and that, you get me
Ight, calm
Oi where did you go bro?
Bruv, what happened?
I was in there buying bags upon bags upon boxes upon boxes B, where did you go fam?
Card declined
Why would you even say anything like that? The devil is a liar, why would you even wish those things on me?
My card declined, are you mad, me?
So what was my man saying?
Cadet, Cadet, Cadet
No obviously he was-he wanted a picture and that
Oh yeah?
So he wanted to get a picture of man and that and then obviously I said "Rah, I can't do pictures today" 'cause today I'm just shopping, you get me fam?
Hey big man, you said I could get that for five
Can't we get a couple pictures and that
Sorry, company policy
Bruv, what's going on?
I'm saying you can take it, big man, big man, big man
Declined?
What no P's? No P's?
Huh?
Bruv, I thought you had P's
Fam I've got mad-ah my Uber fam
Oi the Uber's there fam, na obviously, I'm gonna come back and get you
What happened?
The Uber's there
Na I'm coming with you still
Oh, this way, this way
Oh yeah?
[?]
Oi let's go, Uber
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I'm coming fam