Butthole Surfers - The Wooden Song Lyrics






Take me, break me
Tell me a good one and maybe I'll cry
Go with me, show me
Tell me a good one and maybe I'll die
Lately I've been dancing in ceiling fans
Into the kitchen and out the back gate
Well I know it sounds strange but it could be the other way
Round to the ground where I know I must stay
Take me, break me
Tell me a good one and maybe I'll cry
Go with me, show me
Tell me a good one and maybe I'll die
Lately I've been dancing in ceiling fans
Circled in secrets, playing a game
Well I know it sounds strange but it could be the other way
Round to a town where they don't know your name
Together....for a while....ain't no good





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  1. R.... L....

    killer fucking guitar soloing

  2. L.... S....

    Jadore ce son mes parents ont l'album 💙❤

  3. S.... W....

    Been a fan since 85, some folks think they "sold out" during this album and electric larryland, this does not sound like a sellout to me, no one and I mean NO ONE sounds like Butthole Surfers!

  4. O.... P....

    My all-time favorite rock ballad

  5. J.... ....

    Butthole Surfers are one of the best bands of all time. Fact.

  6. A.... ....

    Song of the Day
    11-05-19: The Wooden Song | Butthole Surfers
    also on: www.onecuriousworld.com

  7. A.... ....

    This song ❤️

    A.... ....

    Same ;)

  8. M.... M....

    Love it

  9. z.... t....

    1990 loloapalooza gibby never left the side of his echo machine. "Hey i got the exact same one" riland space echo

  10. D.... H....

    Buttholes and Primus were such interesting bands throughout their carriers.

    D.... H....

    They both still tour so...........

  11. r.... h....

    Fucking hell.astounding.

  12. R.... M....

    Best song ever, Maybe!?!

  13. E.... H....

    Is this... *mutant* Texas *folk* music? It sounds...well, awfully un-Buttholey. At least, compared to *HAIRWAY TO STEVEN* or something like that. At least, *I* think it does.
    Mind you, that's not to say that it doesn't sound *good* ; it sounds quite good indeed, even poignant. I just don't think it sounds like I thought that it would.

  14. A.... S....

    This is the best of the post-Nirvana 80's punk sell-out albums

  15. A.... B....

    Gtown Tx Baby

  16. T.... D....

    Great use of a bell

  17. S.... J....

    I am just getting into this band and I think they are the most innovative and virtuoso musicians. They smash all the rules.

    S.... J....

    Very underrated! Check out. Dust devil, shame of life, Dracula from Houston, the entire electric larry land album. Some of there shit is noise rock. I actually listened to them because Kurt Cobain had a shirt that said "listen to the butthole surfers".

  18. M.... H....

    I've been dancing in ceiling fans for 25 years, good Lord!!!!!!!!!!!!

    M.... H....

    And I've been booted into the kitchen and out the back gate more times than I can recall.

  19. M.... K....

    Sorry to hear about your friend. This song reminds me of a close friend that I lost in a drunk driving accident. He just turned 21.

  20. e.... f....

    I loved this album wen it came...great album

  21. D.... M....

    King Coffee

  22. L.... S....

    saw this tour in satx ....basehead,firehose,STP.....Butthole Surfers....how can you mosh/slam to the sufers ....that you need medics. at the end of show satx sunken gardens btw.....a fucking red military parachute flare was shot off adding to the crazy energy that is a butthole sufers show....oh yeah gg allin was dead in 48hrs give or take over and up in NYC....the fucking 90s baby. Patrick

  23. g.... w....

    Is it acid, is it acid , is it acid ?

  24. g.... w....

    GREAT BAND ...LIVE AND RECORDED

  25. H.... F....

    been listening to this for thirty years...what the fuck he is talking about?

  26. B.... R....

    wheel of four-tune

  27. C.... L....

    Much thanks for posting this....7 years ago. This track, man.....1:16 till the end, I could listen on repeat indefinitely. The guitar, the lyrics, his voice...his voice, just everything. They don't make 'em like BHS anymore. And as a Bonus, the rest of the album was amazing. Again, thanks for the post.

  28. K.... E....

    Love this song. Just love nothing else

  29. T.... H....

    Rock and Roll

  30. O.... N....

    great song, but sometimes i need to hear
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwDWxcrh6ZQ&list=LLiPBPmvmQb7CWlIGlWGynEg&index=34
    this

  31. b.... s....

    1.39 it turns heaavy

  32. G.... G....

    GUESSE WHAT YOULLN BE ANUSES AFTER THE FIRST GRADW

  33. F.... F....

    Words can’t describe my love for this album. ❤️💗❤️💗❤️

  34. J.... H....

    Man, great memories of this album. Road trip to Padre Island from Houston with my friends at like 17 in an old 77 T-bird hauling ass at like 90 mph through the King's Ranch. Stoned, drunk,... blitzed! This is all we had in the tape deck.

    J.... H....

    We used to get drunk and ride pumpjacks in odessa to this song. The Buttholes rule

  35. D.... U....

    This song was written as the way it turned out to be true under rated force on the guitar lyrically the scariest and closest to my experiences here in this town where they don't know my name

  36. M.... T....

    imagine being able to write music this well and choosing to only write one song like this

  37. A.... D....

    fucking love this shit

  38. r.... 8....

    Wow, great song.... also....all forced diversity is genocide under international law..... Please study the 1948 UN Convention on the Prevention and Punishment of the Crime pf Genocide. Good folks, we arr under the hammer of GENOCIDE!

    r.... 8....

    rattrap 88 fuck off

    r.... 8....

    eat shit, nazi

    r.... 8....

    Funny how people ad hom you instead of forming a rebuttal with facts LOL

  39. s.... .....

    BEST FUCKING SONG EVER!!!!!!

  40. j.... t....

    Just heard this on KDHX.   I'm wondering why I have never heard it before.   Better late than never I guess.

    j.... t....

    88.1 KDHX is one of the best radio stations in the country, a true hidden gem.

  41. T.... W....

    Same. I saw them in Salem, Oregon with STP and Weapon Of Choice zoomin on shrooms with my brother, Tom when I was 23. Good times.

  42. C.... L....

    THE COVER IS A BABY BIRD.

    C.... L....

    Christopher Lee Venables



    do you see it that way? wow....I can too now lol

  43. T.... P....

    Damn this song takes me back to a better time in life. Great tune and great song.

    T.... P....

    I hear you, man. Lately life just don't seem like so much of a life for me as it does a sentence.

  44. d.... w....

    i was playing the track 'kuntz' off locust abortion technician when my creepy hate filled step dad came in and told me to turn it down. i just cranked it up so the word 'cunts' was throbbing out my speakers. i was pissing myself at his rage and disgust and he left totally emasculated. it was fuckin excellent. He used to open my bedroom door when he thought i was asleep. Fuck knows what he was thinking but i slept with a scalpel nicked from biology. Eventually he left cause i fucked him up at every opportunity.
    yeah. the 90s were fuckin face

  45. J.... M....

    i just lost a good friend and he use to play this so well on the guitar..
    R.I.P Joshua Humble

    J.... M....

    Jeremy Marcrum my ex committed suicide and this song was one of our faves.

    J.... M....

    Sorry man
    That's awesome you could enjoy that. Thanks for sharing !!

    J.... M....

    I love this song and it too reminds me of people I've lost too drug addiction. I live in a city where everyone knows at least a couple ppl who've passed from overdoses. Its very sad to see such young, bright souls be taken away from us!! God willing I will make it to 4yrs clean and sober soon. My thoughts are with anyone who has lost someone to addiction!! Butthole Surfers RULE \,,/,

    J.... M....

    Here's to josh humble. Didn't know the man but he sounds like a good fella

  46. T.... C....

    im crying

    T.... C....

    Grow a pair of balls fruitcake.

    T.... C....

    +afoolisharrangement hahah fuck that guy

    T.... C....

    @12890mrkickass
    LMAO, whats their to cry about???? I just dont get it!!

    T.... C....

    Screw the haters. Pure nostalgia.

  47. R.... P....

    Gibby almost sounds like Micheal Stipe here

    R.... P....

    he'd probably be glad someone else thought so...

  48. n.... b....

    so good!

  49. C.... W....

    669 now :D

  50. P.... F....

    I saw them in 93 touring for this album with the Flaming Lips & STP as openers & it was so much fuckin fun!!! It was awesome being in my 20's in the 90's for the music alone...I hope people in their 20's today are having as much fun as I did in mine 🤘🏻

    P.... F....

    Never saw um live ...but seen plenty including stp...great times man

    P.... F....

    I saw that tour as well and it was awesome

    P.... F....

    My old man was a huge fan, saw them a bunch, so I grew up on them, luckily enough I caught them on the reunion tour in ‘09. I used to have an old magazine from the time of that STP tour, Gibby is flipping out about Weiland using a megaphone and making nonstop lewd comments to the journalist, it’s hilarious.

    P.... F....

    One of my most memorable concerts. I was a senior in high school.....those were magical days.

    P.... F....

    Pig Ford I hope karma has more fun gutting your foul mouth like a pig. 🤘

  51. D.... G....

    Keep liking so we can get to 666 likes, but fu*> the devil, coz he/she/hermaphrodite is ELECTED by the yucks that were brainwashed since birth! http://youtu.be/XO6jEB3e9mY

  52. N.... ....

    This one is for you pike. Great tunes for a great guy

  53. B.... C....

    Im 16 and love butthole surfers

    B.... C....

    I don't believe you. I think you're 18.

    B.... C....

    right on

    B.... C....

    Bryce Conner 16 going on 23?

    B.... C....

    Bryce Conner I’m not even out of my papas sack yet and I love the butthole surfers

    B.... C....

    Hope you're still lovin the Surfers, man. They're a great contribution to music over the years.

  54. C.... ....

    I like how the first two syllables of the verse make it sound like a Take Me On cover for a second.

    C.... ....

    ha ha I got that out of it too.

  55. C.... P....

    This song I printed the song out at Harbor View and noticed the date, 2006 something, TAke me break me .. and tell you a story about my life about the ceiling fans and so.. that's that.  http://charlespackard.com 

  56. H.... d....

    goed drinkliedje

    H.... d....

    @Hans vries de En dan later als het begint in te slaan, Alcohol keihard opzetten :-)

  57. s.... ....

    This is one of the few songs I can sing, I sing it to my daughter and to patients I take care of, I think its soothing, but then again i dont ask them if it is or is not.  I love this band, saw 'em Denver, loved that show.

    s.... ....

    It does sound like a lulaby, lol

    s.... ....

    +sunofpeter2 Funny. Im here singing karaoke. FOr some odd reason, this is the only song I can sing well.

    s.... ....

    +Jake Longg Cause its in a key and register most people can sing in and theres no octave changes that would be difficult to switch to. If you can play while you sing this is a great song to practice singing on pitch and in different keys

  58. M.... D....

    I Love butthole Surfers!!!!

    M.... D....

    Same electric Larryland is the best one though this one's pretty good as well

    M.... D....

    @natey 106 locust abortion technician as well

  59. O.... O....

    Yeah glyph68 I know that feeling, where all the fun in being on youtube now? Whats there now to do with our lives? It's as if a part of me was forced to be against his will swiftly tried to be pushed out of mere existence

  60. C.... S....

    Ah! My sound track to playing Black Flag A.C.

  61. C.... S....

    Saw these guys back in the 93s and they were flippin awesome! I`m a child of the 60s so this free ideaism stuff really turns me on.

    C.... S....

    You're lucky you actually had something to rebel against. We need that since we seem to be naturally rebellious. We're a bored and twisted generation. I know, everone thinks their generation is the worst, but the internet generation is by far the most apathetic and twisted.

    C.... S....

    @Bol Ogenstein you are provably wrong as recently as 2 years ago.

    C.... S....

    I'm not so sure I believe what I said anymore.

  62. F.... ....

    Take me...

  63. g.... ....

    Why can't I like or hate posts anymore?  I felt so in control then.

    g.... ....

    Because liking is good... but hating is bad.  If people could maintain things along the lines of liking and dis-liking... it would be a much better world.  Thank youtube for the heads up.

    g.... ....

    Haven't you heard, we only live in a world where we can like things, unless of course the thing you like is President Trump.

  64. g.... ....

    Finally... posts dating before three months ago.  Great song.

    g.... ....

    glyph68 5 years ago you made that comment

  65. M.... H....

    This is like American Jethro Tull

  66. T.... ....

    Anyone who goes straight from this to "sweat loaf" is insane!

  67. F.... A....

    i love this beautiful, awesome, gentle song, its my fave butthole surfers song even better than who was in my room last night? which actually scares the shit out of my little boy!

  68. H.... B....

    he also stole a big boat, raped a lady, and had a scottish accent

  69. Z.... ....

    If some people didn't like this song, there would be no contrast. There would be no place to love this song. There wouldn't be this song.

    Don't be divisive, embrace it all.

  70. F.... ....

    this is one of the last rock bands i gave a shit about.

    F.... ....

    ForeverAeon you might like Greta Van Fleet

    F.... ....

    And I agree!

    F.... ....

    ForeverAeon Then you’re missing out on They Might Be Giants, serves your constipated mouth right.

  71. C.... F....

    or Sons of Anarchy

  72. g.... i....

    together for awhile ain't no good... WOW!!!!

  73. D.... Y....

    Sounds wonderful! Entertain us!!

  74. T.... M....

    I remember the first time hearing this song, and I thought to myself this sounds like it would be on The Walking Dead.

  75. x.... ....

    i love this band. and to think i discovered them by looking up 'butthole' on google

    x.... ....

    😂👽👾

  76. F.... A....

    i love this song, i put it on when i need to come down.

  77. j.... ....

    Such a weirdly-awesome tune!

  78. C.... A....

    to the 2 people who dislike this song there are only 3 words "Go fuck youselves" :-)

    C.... A....

    Craig Armstrong I’m sure karma has gut your disrespectful mouth like a fish by now 🙂 Why are people like you not stillborn?

  79. T.... ....

    how did that acid work out for you?

  80. W.... ....

    i love them

  81. j.... e....

    weird times, wouldn't do half that shit today, but the half i would still do will keep me happy, love these.

    j.... e....

    james edwards Oh but you’ll keep cussing and not expecting flack, your priorities couldn’t be straighter 🙄 Shouldn’t you be watching aliens?

  82. d.... m....

    The best song!

  83. M.... ....

    I remember walking four blocks in the middle of winter at 5:30 A.M With this song playing on my Mp3 player

  84. w.... ....

    beautiful!

  85. N.... B....

    God I love this tune. John Paul Jones produced the hell out of this album.

  86. W.... K....

    Killer tune

  87. s.... t....

    So chill.

  88. g.... ....

    Great song!

    g.... ....

    Here's 6years of Shut The Fuck Up Sailor