Butthole Surfers - The Lord Is A Monkey Lyrics






Ahhhh...
The Lord is a monkey
Thanksgiving's coming on the Fourth of July
In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye
Well she come from out west on a nickel worth of gas
Got her mind on her money and her dope up her ass
Outside of Phoenix she was kinda broke down
Burned a cracker-boy rig and she was out of that town.
Ha Ha Ha!

Ahhhhh...
Well she was a Hare Krishna in the Ashram Bed
She was sellin' 'get sky' and had funky-ass hair
She pooed in my mouth and she threw me on the bed
Where she cut off my balls and she sewed them to my head
Well she's heading back East in a 67 Caddy
Got her mind on her money and a dope for her daddy

Well I met her on the street where she beat me like a fool
Then she got me accepted to an ivy league school
Well I real did good but it's kickin' my ass
I lost 38 pounds and my eye turned to glass
Well she's looking pretty good first week in July
She's got her dope up her ass and a needle in her eye

Ahhhhh...
Thanksgivings coming on the Fourth of July
In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye
Well she come from out west on a nickel worth of gas
Got her mind on her money and her dope up her ass





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  1. D.... M....

    I'm stoned... so are you!

  2. T.... B....

    Butthole Surfers Kickasd!!!!!!!

  3. D.... D....

    The Inalienable Right To Eat Fred Astaires Asshole

  4. c.... ....

    Damn this album brings back memory’s. I got it the year I had to go to summer camp when I was 10. I wore this cassette out, just withdrawn into my Walkman with my Nirvana and Green Day tapes. Good times.

    c.... ....

    word brother.

  5. L.... C....

    My sister told me to listen to this and I can't get over the name of the fucking band i

  6. I.... C....

    Wasn't this on Beavis and Butthead OST?

  7. T.... P....

    Gone Bananas!!!!!!!!

  8. G.... N....

    The Lord is a Monkey? Perhaps your are refering to Hanuman?

  9. v.... d....

    Black Sabbath vibe here.

  10. J.... D....

    Damn. I forgot how great this album is from from start to finish.

  11. C.... L....

    3:43 sounds like jimi hendrix

  12. J.... A....

    They took the best version (the demo) of this song offa YouTube fmlllll 😫

    J.... A....

    give me a little while, i think i have the original vinyl somewhere so i can probably re-upload it

  13. I.... C....

    Where is the DEMO version of this song??! It is by FAR better than this version... I can’t find it on YouTube ANYWHERE!!’

    I.... C....

    The one on After the Astronaut?

    I.... C....

    Forrest Jjohn I think she’s talking about the one on beavis and butthwad

    I.... C....

    Forrest Jjohn but is it on “after the astronaut” as well?

    I.... C....

    @Just Another Loser This one sounds like what I remember from the B&B soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWigAsYvDgg

    I.... C....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWigAsYvDgg might be what you're referring to.

  14. A.... B....

    Reminds me of Frank Zappa

  15. K.... ....

    My uncle and I rocked to this song years ago.

  16. M.... U....

    The Butthole Surfers are one of the few exciting bands in Rock and Roll.

  17. A.... W....

    This is so dope!

  18. N.... N....

    The ending is RAD

  19. M.... S....

    tis a shame, i feel like this band is a forgotten time piece....

    M.... S....

    yeah...i was gutted.

    M.... S....

    group that has up to date info..https://www.facebook.com/groups/2209743908/

    M.... S....

    I know wtf man, the first song my dad made me hear when I was like 11 was the "I'm flying," shit. From the tapeworm album thing.

    I would always ask for him to replay it in the car cause it's so fuckin weird

    M.... S....

    @IanSucks flyingggg awwwaayy

    M.... S....

    they're timelessly incredible

  20. R.... 2....

    I remember hearing this song on the movie black sheep when the nos is leaking in the car hahaha

    R.... 2....

    @Robert Davis Jr. Rowwwds LOL

    R.... 2....

    Ro adds..

    R.... 2....

    I thought pink mist sounded good.

    R.... 2....

    Dude!!!! Holy shit!! I never realized that was this!!!! I heard this and recognized it from Beavis and butthead do america!!! Muddy drunk driving down the freeway with Beavis and butthead in the trunk. Two fucking great films used this track

    R.... 2....

    And dont forget about Beavis and Butthead Do America too.

  21. l.... ....

    in the dark, lights out, 100+mph. best song for reckless driving.