Butthole Surfers - John E. Smoke Lyrics






This here a song, is about John W Smoke Junior
It's about bein' in love and lovin' the love that's hatin' the love
the love and the love and the hate that's lovin with all
It's around the love that's hate that's the hate that's the love
And the love is the love that is the hate that's hatin' the love,
it's lovin' the hate
It's about John W Smoke's mom, it's with his mom
it's about his mom it's about his mom it's about lovin his mom
and bein' without his mom and lovin' the hate that's hatin' the love
and his mom and all the time they're there
Hatin' the hate that's lovin' the hate it's love it's the love that's hate
And it goes somethin' about like this
John E Smoke, oh John E Smoke
John Smoke, oh John E Smoke
Whaoh John E Smoke, John E John E John E John
John, John Smoke
John E Smoke
Here we go
John, John was a little crippled midget lesbian boy
but stood ten foot tall with a knife
Pretty soon the mole had appeared on John's left leg
and real black it extended out 469 different miles
and veirly veirly it was 69 different nuns
speaking simotainesouly to John in 69 different languages
And then it evolved itself and it was the legless dog that became
a cyclone in John's fater's fore head
And there is was like a twinkie with a halo storm in it
and it revolved down into the sky and talked to John
like he was a little puppy himself
And John said that I am not the magma, I am not the crust
and I shall evolve when the rain had come down here and was hed on John
And he said that I will be a cigerrate butt before it's all done with
And they said no, you are the flame itself and you shall burn pure
in the South American sky where the blooddogs worship the stairway
John E Smoke, oh John E Smoke
oh John Smoke, ooo OW!
John E Smoke, oh John E Smoke
oh oh John E Smoke
oh John E John E John E John E John E John E John E John E John E
John E John E Jooooooooooooooooo
And so brainlessly leglessly hairlessly the foil tip top of itself,
and revealed to John that the QEII luxury liner extended out of John's left side
And so it had preach you in Mars with a saram backwards
and upwardly they did evole
Downward they fell like a thin sheet of waste product that would come over John's body
His body was no longer the primeval express itself
And he could be the dog and the dog's eyes which had blood comin' out like they were
roped around John's leg and pulled him up, like he was a canoe and and he flew
on the live peasents himself, the South American where he was in love





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  1. P.... O....

    And today we have lady gaga yep were devolving

  2. S.... M....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpeZp4gISrM&t=61s

  3. E.... D....

    John was a little crippled midget lesbian boy but he stood 10 feet tall with a knife! *music intensifies*

  4. J.... K....

    MOST DISTURBED MUSIC EVER HEARD LOVE IT

  5. G.... M....

    Absolutely epic

  6. S.... 1....

    Crowd is a prerecorded sample. Totally awesome!

    S.... 1....

    really?! that's awesome.

  7. B.... C....

    Woah. Does he improvise each time he plays this song? And if so are there examples out there?

  8. M.... S....

    I remember the first time I heard this.I was peaking on something and it was coming from my friends car speaker. I had already played out Rembrant and Locust abortion and pcp pep a million times so I was likeYES! FRESH SURFERS. I have listened to it now at least 10,000 times....I once was the proud owner of the butthole surfer bible, but as the rules of the Bible insisted, it was to be passed on after 3 months. I wonder were it is now

  9. L.... H....

    This is really how it all happened....

  10. M.... B....

    its alysergig smokepit, johnny, mexican acid preach

  11. M.... B....

    Best live act. At reading festival.....amazing

    M.... B....

    could not believe they did this on stage.butthole whizzards

  12. g.... ....

    It's my past, present, and future in one stream of consciousness.

  13. S.... S....

    My bff sent me this.. what

  14. p.... ....

    This or Family style bbq.? Not sure which is more heavenly.

  15. T.... S....

    Puts me in mind of The Fugs. And that's a good thing

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-cb0IIWQa4

  16. P.... G....

    This song preaches to me, this is my lord, my pastor, my prayer song. 6minutes long 🙏

  17. D.... M....

    Heard it hundreds of times yet it never ceases to amaze & kinda.. tickle even. Truly humorous and exquisitely absurd and bloody brilliant.

    D.... M....

    Sings to the soul!

    D.... M....

    I am the flame itself.

    D.... M....

    @Andres Ruiz iam the mole

  18. A.... ....

    Song of the Day
    01-05-18: John E. Smoke | Butthole Surfers​
    also on: www.onecuriousworld.com

  19. W.... ....

    It's John w. Smoke jr. not, "John E. smokes."

  20. u.... ....

    I remember those wasted days of my youth with a certain amount of fondness, smoking dodgy weed and drinking cheap beer getting shit faced to the Buttholes on my mates 5500 grand stereo system that rocked the world.

    Wonder what ever happened to him?

    u.... ....

    I don't mean to alarm you, but you and I might actually be the same person.

    u.... ....

    You Both Are Me.

    u.... ....

    Were all one ONE

    u.... ....

    Nobody knows...! :o

  21. M.... M....

    so far out..

  22. J.... M....

    I was view 19,000!

  23. w.... ....

    Pure Genius, if not Sub-Genius then.

    w.... ....

    My wife's not a musagician never ate peyote, pure L. S. D., Psilocybin, kettamine and B. O. D., S she doesn't get it by not Manny do but she works at letting me go by mindwild like her too.

  24. A.... G....

    Johnny Smoke
    Lead singer to Slut Puppie!

  25. D.... K....

    Luvly lil ditty

  26. F.... W....

    the only tour ive ever seen the freaks ,bikers and the punks all slamdancing . people fuckn in the bathroom and everyone had a contact high

  27. F.... W....

    "fuck you were from TEXAS!!!!!!!!!"

  28. Z.... ....

    Pioughd was pretty good, too.

  29. D.... L....

    I don't know about anyone else but, I'd be willing to bet these folks like drugs.

  30. T.... ....

    harsh, Electriclarryland and Independent Worm Saloon had some high points

  31. A.... a....

    love and the hate and love and love love love

  32. s.... ....

    1:36 when the music gets quiet and the fake audience goes crazy is the best part

  33. K.... C....

    sheat , I opened for their Honolulu show in 94' @ Club C5 . Gibby had an extremely large effects box on a stand siding him on stage as they played sex change vids on a background screen . All delay , reverb analog delay ,(another 20 odd potentiometers ) of voice changing effects .Mostly guitar effects . They dug us . Vinyl Sausage never died .

  34. D.... W....

    I had always heard that this was just a studio recording, with the crowd noise dubbed in. Anyone know the fact about this legend?

    D.... W....

    hahahahaha  It's a studio album hahahahahhahaha

    D.... W....

    Fact, I went to these concerts. No fake crowd. Sex change video in the background. Tasteful of course as it was in black and white. :) Small venues of true fans 400 maybe?

  35. S.... ....

    the last good Surfers Album

  36. M.... W....

    johnny "W" Smoke, dummy S. Toopids.

  37. H.... M....

    So, is it John W. Smoke or John E. Smoke or Johnny Smoke, or what?

    H.... M....

    ikr thats the surfers for ya

    H.... M....

    The actual song title on the album is just a drawing of a cigarette butt, so it's anybody's guess.

    H.... M....

    the song Johnny Smoke is the song written for the crippled midget lesbian boy known as John W Smoke Junior

  38. f.... ....

    @slipperypessimist

    john e smoke was a little crippled midget lesbian boy

    but he stood ten feet tall with a knife.

  39. s.... ....

    can anybody tell me who John E. Smokes is?

  40. E.... ....

    @volunteersofamerica1 Cause John. E Smoke was a real person.

  41. i.... ....

    it's the love and the hate

  42. s.... ....

    back when we were invincible!

  43. L.... L....

    @vinny20000 Unfortunately, Butthole Surfers are completely obscure in my country. I don't know a single person who knows about them.

    L.... L....

    Too bad
    Sooooo sad!

  44. S.... ....

    I know people who don't know this band. May God have mercy on their souls.

    S.... ....

    Totally!

  45. M.... R....

    John E. Smookee...

  46. J.... M....

    I am the 666th veiw...wierd. AM I sacred of flattered?
    nontheless this is one the finest bits of music and art and expression and own self!!!
    The man defies much and is beyond many.
    Howver when A Texan texan takes acid, dont be too surprised at the results.
    yes they are from Texas...Ahh now...
    that explains the rather unusual art
    resulting from this band after taking LSD!!
    Does it make you want to take it or run a mile. Theres power in them fingertips but at astrange and unstable frequency.