Bull, Dan - True Facts Lyrics






Did you know
That in the world
There are nearly half a million facts?
But the average person
Only knows about a quarter of them
So like some sort of gay conversion therapist dj
I'm going yo try todo ser the record straight

Ladies and gentledudes
May you consent, approve
And let me choose a few selected truths with which todo lecture you and set to music
I was sent yo do this by skull and pat
A couple of lovely chaps
Who produce some other nerdy raps
Fact:
Michael Jackson wasn't actually black
He was latvian and just happened to look like that
Fact:
The planet isn't flat or round
It's a rugby ball
In feet and inches Peter Dinklage is bloody tall
Vikings nevera wore helmets with horns
They never even wore pants or trousers at all
They came from Asia, invaded scandinavia
Where they introduced the craze of ladies having labia
You probably may have been taught the periodic table
It was made by a carpenter from periodic maple
Plus there's periodic place mats and periodic cutlery arranged by periodic maids and periodic butlers
Each chemical element is the size of a pelican
That's so tiny that it defies any measurement
Fact:
The oldest skeleton that's ever been discovered was a hundred and eleven
Someone left it in a cupboard
Fact:
No John Lennon song's ever been covered
They we're lost in the wash and have never been recovered
He was in a heavy metal band calles the beatles, then he met Paul Mccartney and formed the eagles
Their biggest ever hit was hotel rwanda, a motown anthem about smoking ganja
Fact:
A goat's antlers are made out of bone cancer
"Hello, Ho" is the phrase you'd say when the phone answered
I'm so proud of everything I get right, there's no doubt 'cause I read it on a website
There are five directions:
North, south, left, right
And I'm only as good at rapping as the next guy

You need to move back
'Cause these are true facts
I've never found ir too taxing to remove a screw cap
You need to move back
'Cause these are true facts
Catholic priests haven't been acused of doing lewd acts
You need to move back
'Cause these are true facts
Dr.Dre basically invented boom bap
You need to move back
'Cause these are true facts
Rest in peace to big narstie and 2pac

Both killed in a hit and run
A different one
By the same bullet fired out of this specific gun
There isn't such a thing as a effective vaccination
You'll definitely go deaf from excessive masturbation
The human foreskin can be stretched enough to be a sleeping bag
Keeping tabs on eating habits guarantees a decent shag
This track's a live performance but there's some streaming lag
Poland stole and revolved the pole that holds the indonesian flag
Youtubers who do pranks are humorous and need thanks
The reason being there's huge demand for even deeper cheeky bants
It's ethical and legal
There's nothing they leave to chance
I'm not rapping this track while wearing geeky pants
Each grand piano has just a hundred keys
Eighty eight above
And then another dozen underneath
It plays a special scale
That only the deaf can tell and the letreros of the notes
Are engraved and etched in braille
Gucci and Chanel used to be fee 'cause they wouldn't sell
People used to have to fetch their internet from a well
A wooden bucket full of someone else's e-mails encrypted heiroglyphically to hide the detail
Fact:
The egyptians were the first to use emojis
Filthy frank plays a new character, this dude Joji
Each Disney movie's rooted un a true story
Bambi was banner in banbury for being too gory
Jeremy Corbyn thought of forming a new tory party to restore the caucasian race to glory
Fact:
Stephen Frye doesn't even like Hugh Laurie
Fact:
You will only reproduce ir you do doggy
Humans don't actually have five sense, we can physically detect what a twat mike pence is
Harvey Weinstein never acts licentious, it's just another actress trying to gaslight friendships
Hey
There's no such thing as fake news
It's all true
It's against the law to misinform I assure you
The core use of a tie pod's for food
Disagree?
Don't need to call me, I'll call you

You need to move back
'Cause these are true facts
A screwdriver to the ear will remove the loose wax
You need to move back
'Cause these are true facts
No hispanic person's ever take afternoon naps
You need to move back
'Cause these are true facts
A sort of faded shade of puce is the new black
You need to move back
'Cause these are true facts
Don't bother trying to improve it doesn't do jack

And that's the truth (the truth)
You know it's the truth (the truth)
Because I spelled the word "truth" with a capital T





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  1. G.... T....

    Quite decent.

  2. A.... I....

    I fricking love this song. The beat and lyrics are just the best

  3. J.... M....

    Does jt he know what literally means?

  4. L.... ....

    "There isn't fake any fake news because its illegal"


    BBC:
    Are you challenging me?

  5. S.... B....

    The "viking's didn't have horns on their helmets" thing is a bit hard because there's only been one preserved helmet recovered from the viking age and it doesn't have horns. However, there have been numerous depictions of people (not just vikings) dating back to the iron age that show horned helmets. So while it likely wasn't a requirement for all vikings, it's possible that some higher-ranked warriors may have had horned helmets. It's difficult to dismiss the idea of horned helmets entirely because this feature appears in so many images from multiple cultures.

  6. C.... ....

    Still waiting for your call:P

  7. t.... o....

    This is what teachers should do

  8. b.... ....

    There's infinite facts in the world

  9. M.... M....

    Well, some of these are technically true...

  10. a.... r....

    Excuse me! But as I myself am Hispanic will say we do take afternoon naps next time check that your facts weren't made by a drunk guy on Wikipedia😈😎

  11. M.... M....

    this is brilliant. Also, the beat sounds familiar to RuckRucka-Ali's "Philosophy rap"

  12. J.... ....

    I'm Latvian and when i heard it i was happy, but not because Micheal Jackson was from Latvia because i knew he was, the thing i was happy about was just that he mentioned such a small and not so popular country.

  13. R.... C....

    I love how it just swaps from true facts to “true facts”

  14. E.... 1....

    So he's gone fore the "facts"

  15. A.... S....

    Oh shid. I like the respect between JT and you Dan, but you killed it.

  16. p.... m....

    its been a year and Dan Bull still hasn't called me

  17. G.... m....

    These are all aren't facts

  18. T.... h....

    3:21 I mean... I guess this man only speaks the truth

  19. R.... S....

    I disagree call me

  20. D.... A....

    you actually accidentally had a couple of ACTUALLY true facts in here

  21. L.... ....

    The human foreskin can be stretched enough to be a sleeping bag... HOW DOES ANYBODY IN THIS WORLD EVEN COME UP WITH SUCH A LINE.

  22. F.... ....

    You got 99% you got 1 wrong
    😏
    👕
    👖
    👟

  23. R.... S....

    Latvians invented jean apperantly, also they are vikings, the old ones i mean, the new ones are just slav's in disguise

  24. B.... E....

    "Also I'm issuing a new challenge for any YouTubers who want to take it on: make a song about board games." -> @Dan Bull: Is this one still on? I think i have something in german there for ya if you want ;)

  25. J.... ....

    Ah yes, I remember learning about Internet wells. My grandparents told us about that, and how they had to boil out the spam.

  26. E.... ....

    I’ve noticed that your and The Stupendium’s Spotify bios are the exact same. Can you clarify: who copied who?

  27. J.... ....

    Swear to god you just sent a bunch of filthy frank fans down a conspiracy hole...thanks

  28. O.... R....

    Did anybody notice that he said five directions

  29. L.... S....

    3:40 that is actually true.
    Humans have more than 5 senses.

  30. S.... H....

    Bought the song on iTunes. Brilliant song. The bit about vikings had insane flow

  31. b.... 8....

    This is like wikipedia most of it is not true but some of it is true

  32. T.... L....

    You honestly started off so well until you started stating personal opinions as facts. You just went down hill after that which was disappointing cause I was enjoying it.

    T.... L....

    FACT:That was not the intention

  33. I.... ....

    He said there are 5 directions

    Then only said 4

  34. T.... ....

    problem is a couple of these are actually true like vikings not having horns on there helmets

    T.... ....

    Vikings did have horns on their helmets only after a certain time period though

  35. B.... ....

    Here is a true fact: most of the true facts in true facts are not true facts
    Here is proof 1:59
    2:47

  36. A.... S....

    Daaaaaaaaaaaamn

  37. N.... _....

    Im from latvia

  38. M.... C....

    Aren’t there infinite facts such as my brother is gay

  39. K.... 1....

    The moonlanding happend back in 69 noice

  40. M.... M....

    This was some Dan Bullshit (see what I did there?)
    I, like a dumbass, believed some of these facts, ie the Michael Jackson one, the Vikings one, and (god damn you Dan Bull) the masturbation one. This bitch had me scared to fap. God damn it. Thankfully I did my research after this.

  41. R.... S....

    Is he gay?

  42. C.... ....

    if i would ever buy youtuber merch, it would be dan bull's. i love his music and the logo is amazing!

  43. H.... H....

    Wait what's a quarter of a half a million

  44. A.... ....

    i thought he just got facts wrong

  45. K.... G....

    It's been way longer than a year, where's my phone call?

  46. b.... k....

    Dan: I'm only as good as rapping as the next.

    Me: ahhh no you da best.

  47. R.... D....

    Love him or hate him, hes spitting true facts 🤔🤔🤔

  48. s.... f....

    Is any of this actually factual?

    s.... f....

    no, that's the joke.

  49. Q.... G....

    I now have a deep hatred for carpenters.

  50. P.... L....

    "In feet and inches Peter Dinklage is bloody tall"

    I am confused.

    Edit: Nevermind, I got it.

  51. W.... H....

    ._. Best song ._.

  52. C.... M....

    Am I dumb because it took me 3 MINUTES to relizse that this is a joke because of the internet well thing

  53. S.... N....

    Best intro ever

  54. L.... M....

    is it me or does this beat sound like the COD VS Battlefield beat

  55. B.... ....

    Hi dan this is an old video I know. But say hi.

  56. T.... S....

    This is actually one of my favorite dan bull tracks

  57. J.... M....

    Did my guy just say Banbury. The place no one's heard of

  58. H.... 1....

    YES MIKE PENCE SHADE

  59. F.... W....

    fun fact: the second fact in this video is true.

  60. J.... T....

    *I am still waiting for that call.*

  61. C.... X....

    Banbury? Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  62. W.... H....

    Bone cancer 😂😂😂

  63. �.... ....

    because of listening to this video i got confused about what the latvian flag until like a couple months ago when i met an actual latvian at school

  64. C.... B....

    the music look like a french song "Dernière danse" by Indila x') but, the rap is awesome :)

  65. G.... S....

    You are way better then JT anyway

  66. B.... M....

    Jt fucking sucks

  67. T.... ....

    Veryyyyy late to find this, but CORRECTION: Fake News is an actual thing, sometimes people will make news sites that sound similair to actual publishers, like making a website called 'The New York Times' and post news that isn`t true because they arent real journalists, unlike the actual publisher *New York Times* (Notice there is no 'The') in which they HAVE TO abide to their journalistic integrities because they are actual journalists.

  68. D.... W....

    Since it's Against the Law to Misinform
    then what are the name(s) of the laws then?

  69. H.... H....

    Fact: Some of these facts are not facts but they are facts.

  70. S.... P....

    Dan Bull: You'll only reproduce if you do doggy. Me: **Fucks my dog**

  71. I.... ....

    Oh now I get it.

  72. S.... ....

    "let me choose a few selected truths"
    I mean... That part is definitely true

  73. F.... B....

    The Hispanic nap thing is fake

  74. J.... ....

    I recognize the beat, what is it? It's something Eminem, and produced by dre I think.

  75. N.... S....

    "A screwdriver to the ear will remove the loose wax." That's technically true! Lol XD

  76. C.... W....

    Anyone else scared of the humans that don't get the sarcasm here?

  77. M.... T....

    4:07 not true

  78. T.... J....

    I love this

  79. D.... G....

    FACTS: never trust the internet
    Because they never back track to check there facts Wich is why wiki isnt the best source pack for your major fact track.

  80. M.... B....

    well one fact was treu vikings didnt wear helmet with horns cuz the first horned helmet was discovered much later in time and no other helmet with horns was much younger so yeah

  81. B.... ....

    2:04 is where it just gets repetitive

  82. M.... G....

    Latvians love you too

  83. N.... M....

    Fun Fact
    The only acid in the world that dissolves glass is hydrofluoric acid. it reacts with silica present in glass to form hydrofluorosilicic acid.
    Hence why every other acid can be safely stored in glass containers

  84. S.... ....

    Yes Dr Dres in here YEEEEEEEEEEEEE BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

  85. l.... ....

    Man am I glad we left behind those days of fetching pails of internet. Thank god for indoor plumbing!

  86. U.... N....

    Oh I see. Near the end when it starts talking about it being illegal to misinform the public, he starts to say lies-ish or opinions.

  87. M.... C....

    Lies Michael jackson is black!!!!!!!!

  88. Z.... T....

    Well, we can tell who read Wikipedia and random blogs

  89. A.... ....

    There are infinite facts pretty much.

    Your shirt is blue. That’s a fact.

    So your first fact is false

    A.... ....

    The video is a joke.

  90. T.... M....

    I love the Youtube Community Clusters.


    And the obvious lack of fact-checking is the best part.

  91. T.... 7....

    Catagory: *GAMING*

  92. H.... ....

    Guess I'm going deaf by 20

  93. M.... A....

    trying to learn this song its hard

  94. y.... -....

    Michael jackhon is latvia. Dont think thats true but atleast im Latvijas šo my county was In this

  95. D.... B....

    FACT: None of my songs are on Spotify

    D.... B....

    ok that sucks

    D.... B....

    Dan bull: none of my songs are on Spotify
    also dan bull: also available on Spotify, ITunes

    D.... B....

    I'm now irate
    Now to debate
    For your rap about government shutdown
    It was great
    But for this "true facts"
    It needs the ax
    But bringing all your work to brass tacks
    There's no doubt, you got mad skills
    Getting all up in other peoples' grills
    Still, I like seeing you for real, ya see
    Than stuck in another ERB
    No, I digress, you've made a lot of progress
    When the world's proven to be a mess
    You come out with lyrics that hit the spot
    Of whatever angsts we've got
    Don't let them cool you down, man, you're red hot
    In this YouTubeverse where anything can be shown
    By anyone who wants to get it done on their own
    So, in the end, no room for debate
    Keep it rolling, keep spittin' it, mate!

    D.... B....

    @dimitar gondolqn did you know that one of our senses is called proprioception? - the ability to identify where each body part is at any given time and how if at all there moving.

    D.... B....

    Not true