Bull, Dan - Trials Rising Theme Song Lyrics
Somehow you did it
Somehow you landed the impossible
But it'd be a fib to brag
That you never fell off at all
You broke enough bones
But on the way, you toughened up
'Til you'd become nothing but balls
Or ovaries
Depending on your chosen metaphor
The point is that you've grown your gonads
'Til they won't fit in your drawers
You straddled the saddle
Like trying to wrangle a camel
You've chipped your teeth a couple times
Slightly cracked the enamel
That a little ragdoll couldn't handle
I want to put my name in the game
With no shame
So I'll say it now
Dan Bull
I grab the handle
And I ramp it up to full throttle
Twisting it
Like I'm trying to get up
In a cola bottle
The wheels and the world
Complete another revolution
Another step
A giant leap forward
For human evolution
A clever fusion
Of the past and present
Ever moving
Shaving a second off the record
When they cut the groove in
The wheels and the world
Complete another revolution
Another step
A giant leap forward
For human evolution
A clever fusion
Of the past and present
Ever moving
Shaving a second off the record
When they cut the groove in
You'll get to ride left to right
On tracks of the best designs
Until you wreck your bike
Excuse me while I check the sky
Hmmm yep, it's high
Quelle surprise
C'est la vie
Seizing life by the y-fronts
Ride so high need a pilot's license
So you better bail quick and jump ship
If you're the kind of guy that says
"I don't like bumps"
The vibrations of the bolts
And the nuts
Are causing palpitations
And a jolt in your guts
Bleh!
Assaulting your senses
You should have told me you were sensitive
Suspension sits beneath
The suspension of disbelief
So lean forward
Lift your knees
Don't let me see your bum cheeks
Hit the seat
Or you could end up shipped to the morgue
As little more than a bit of mystery meat
But somehow you did it
Somehow you hit the checkered flag
Without being sent back
Through the entrance
In a zip-up bag
The wheels and the world
Complete another revolution
Another step
A giant leap forward
For human evolution
A clever fusion
Of the past and present
Ever moving
Shaving a second off the record
When they cut the groove in
The wheels and the world
Complete another revolution
Another step
A giant leap forward
For human evolution
A clever fusion
Of the past and present
Ever moving
Shaving a second off the record
When they cut the groove in
A super duper
Loop the looper
Cool tune dude
Who's the producer?
Oxygen Beats pushing buttons and keys
With enough of the heat
To knock you off of your feet
A rocket-fueled velocipede
With impossible velocity
Hopping of drops
Like you'd pop to the shops
With a nonchalant kind of philosophy
Must have been chomping on broccoli
You're rocking and look a bit wobbly
You're landing all clunky and sloppily
Start again and accomplish it properly
It's not about speed
It's about precision
Persistence
And committing to keep up the grit
For the distance
From England to Finland
Cylinders and pistons
Are messing up
Existing understanding of systems
The physics is ridiculous
We study it meticulously
'Til we hit the finish line
We never will accept defeat
The wheels and the world
Complete another revolution
Another step
A giant leap forward
For human evolution
A clever fusion
Of the past and present
Ever moving
Shaving a second off the record
When they cut the groove in
The wheels and the world
Complete another revolution
Another step
A giant leap forward
For human evolution
A clever fusion
Of the past and present
Ever moving
Shaving a second off the record
When they cut the groove in
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Bull, Dan Trials Rising Theme Song Comments
I've just got back on trials rising after quite a long break. Got the grand finale and I knew I recognised that voice so I instantly looked it up. Congrats bro. Coming from a metal head. I love your work and this song is fire.
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool
Dan "cool tune dude who's the producer"
Me"YoU
This is AWESOME!! Especially when i first heard it after passing the Grand Finale!! Feels Good Man! Nice one Dan!
*Sigh* Brb gotta go buy Trials Rising
Epilepsy warning at 2:38
let me help you with motorbike man 12 i will upload a level on trials evolution... I`m serious i will
This want a big game like rdr2 (not that genre) to have you tubers songs in it
This is magnificent
tbh youre the reason I bought the game hehe
Pojat, nyt Suomi taas mainittu. Torilla tavataan!
really catchy
I prefer trials evolution.
Congrats. U deserve it
I was wondering who did the grand finale song
Absolutely love this! Unlocking this song in the game was my highlight of completing the stadium final. Totally epic!
I heard this without seeing this video yesterday in game and was like... "Is this fucking Dan Bull?!" Spoiler alert it was.
What about apex legends or team fortess2
Holy motorbike,this sounds amazing
Motorbike man 12 is nearly here. His dream movie shall rise as the next box office hit
All your shit is amazing
BADASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does trials rising give me a far cry new dawn vibe in some levels
Suomi mainittu, torilla tavataan
SUOMI MAINITTU TORILLE PERKELE
What happened? I went through the teack list in the editor and didn't find this.
Dans has gotten a lot better at doing the chorus in raps, I know it’s something he’s always struggled with
Dan Bull
Its like knowing that hyper worked at respawn
If they wanted me to get the game, theyve succeeded
Time to part with my money
Congratulations Dan! You deserve each and every ounce of success that comes your way!
This is so good! I just can't get enough of the chorus!
Ahem...
Its TRIALS STYLE BABY!
Dan, I know that was a year ago, but are you okay since the "I hurt myself" video. I know how you feel/felt.
Good job for being in a game dan bull
Hey dan have you heard from iniquity rhymes? You guys haven’t made a song since dying light, although iniquity hasn’t made a song in a year or two could you make one for dying light 2?
Honestly, great video Dan! Idk if you're gonna read this but it's been a while since you did a critikal hit rap hasn't it? There are a lot of classic games you could make a song on and I was thinking Halo. I know you've already made one about Halo 4 and that was awesome so I really hope you cover the first game at some point
Pls make a War thunder rap
Amazing you are the best dan bull
Another Great song by the legend
Loving it. Good Job and Congrats.
Nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop nop
Why do you hate Barbara he did nothing want to you do you does evil and stupid # dan is do do do
You are a fat stupid bully
Maybe Rap DMC 5
Anyone else notice dan referencing both trials fusion and trials evolution in the song?
can you make a rap about Super Animal Royale ?
start playing fortnite it worked for some guys
Never had this song ingame
It's only on the Grand finale track
Minecraft
you could take some lessons from Gene
Another beast from dan bull!!
I hope your channel blows up in views and subs etc
Throwing all 3 titles into that hook was amazing
Can you do Devil May Cry 5?
Still no Apex Legends Rap?
Honestly hearing this song on the last level is so satisfying that I cant even put it into words, great job.
You should do a Saints row 2 rap
Hey dan could you do games like Doki Doki literature club or like the forest, which are both surprising psychological horror games? just a suggestion.
2:37 Can you put a siezure warning in your video please
The subtle nods to Evolution and Fusion within the song make my spine tingle every time. I may have enjoyed Fusion more than the other games, but this is the best rap of the 3 by far.
Can you make a ,,conker bad fur day“ rap?
*Bethesda has left the chat*
This dude is one of the most underrated talented people in this world.
Did anyone notice that he put the name of the past trial games in the rap?
not trials hd :(
@Wudder wateryou are correct but he probably didn't include it for a reason
@cman54 c it might be because, evolution and fusion are both made by ubisoft
most likely@Wudder water
How come you don't have a cross out song yet? Ps this great!
Love it! Great work 😁
nice one bro, still listening to the tomb raider rap since it came out when i was 14!
Can you make one for sunless skies? It’s the sequel to sunless sea. Love your songs man!
Man that is awesome congrats love these games as well
-excellent-
PERFECT
This is freakin awesome! Congrats and the song is bangin!
Hey Dan, this is your 500th video!
Dope song for dope game
Also:
Human EVOLUTION
Clever FUSION
I see what you did there
Would you be able to do a rap about stronghold hd by firefly studios.
Being in a game is a huge achievement and I congratulate you. Would've been nice though to not have made an advertisement for Ubisoft. They don't really need any attention.
This would be better if it was good
You look disabled lol
good for you dan 👍
Love it 💙
Hey Can you make whiter rap
Now this im the real DAN BULL
Make more songs about reality not video games plz
Make more songs about history
Make more songs about history
everyone forgets about trials hd
God damn this song is fucking awful. Completely ruined the last level lmao.
Hey dan i loved your red dead redemption song and i am still waiting for the next one ...
Continue the amazing work
make song for apex :D
nice real nice - lovin the chorus :)
You would be an amazing guest star on OutsideXbox and/or OutsideXtra. They make tons of videos on video games and your insight (and possibly even gameplay) would be so delightful.
P.S.
They also streamed Trials Rising early so maybe that as a first collab?
Oooh damn that r roll haha
DAN BULL CAN YOU MAKE A RAP ROAST ON PETA THE AUSTRALIA ICON STEVE IRWIN DESERVES JUSTICE
congrats Dan on another good rap and further congrats on getting Ubisoft's attention.
Apex legends rap
Ubisoft has good taste
Damn you deserve this! Love you Dan 💜
Big Congrats on being featured in a game Dan!
I know this isn't your first time but still I'm happy for u ^^
It's not on Spotify yet but don't let that stop you listening to all my other stuff on Spotify. I have nearly 400 songs on there which is just silly to be honest. Just silly.
https://open.spotify.com/user/douglby/playlist/7x8UWetW3pfcwDgFEDDru8?si=mcOvNCYdSwWw_mc0Dp7Jfw
Based on what that other guy said, can we get a Jt V Dan Bull rap battle?
Also when WILL it be on spotify?
Congratulations Mr. Bull! 📡👍👑🎺🎺🎺. You've achieved one of the two forms of immortality.
Gratz on the ubisoft contract Dan, you deserve it man!
Now we're expecting a sick DMCV track I know you let us down :D
when will it come out on spotify? This song is awesome and i have the game as well!