Bull, Dan - Titan Quest Lyrics
Ah, greetings young soldier
Come, join by the fire
And let me regale you with tales of
What the fuck is cracking
Civilisation's never dream this kind of danger yet
Historians are self-assured but they forget the daily tribulations
Of the cases from the place and age who met
Mythological creatures with the oddest of features
At this moment there's no place fricking horrid as Greece is
Until I cross the seas to Egypt and see that
When they say they've got a problem, they really mean it
For Prometheus, it seems that getting me's the easiest
Way they could alleviate the evil that is bleeding us
But I'm one of leagues of heroes, you best believe in us
I tackled hell fire, to travel to Delphi
And fight what I find from Jackalmen to Telkines
I leave at least ten beastmen deceased, dead
Each second, 'cause I reckon they don't really even need breath
I cleave heads like a watermelon before telling a Merchant
Whatever he still hasn't bought, I'm selling
I've got to get the loot, the best produced
So I look fricking godlike whenever I'm next to you
From Greece to China, you'll never see a finer sort
I keep a pile of horns of Minotaurs and Gorgon Queens' vaginal walls
Purely for the reason that I coul arrive at home
And write and then recite this vile rhyme for y'all
I never meant to babble on but when I get to Babylon
I'm still only part way on the hard path I travel on
You won't find a travelodge here in the wilderness
The plans are just as dangerous as every building is
Filled with a selection of enemies to be killed
And it's down to you how you choose skills that you will kill them with
Are you built like a brick shit house or is using spells more a soothing sound?
Ensure you're choosing well
I'm felling skeletons as if I'm an elephant
Then a second later I'm repelling them with elegance
They're in the closet and I'm burying the evidence
I call the force of nature, every one of the four elements
I've been through countless winters, heat that'd burn hell to cinders
Just to lead me now to the heaving mound at Mount Olympus
I climb and shout "Oi, come out now and fight the best
Mortal to walk tall the final bout of Titan Quest"
Bars
Now, you may think these are the ramblings of a drunked old soldier
And you'd probably be right but when the shit hits the fan
Whatever a fan is, don't say I didn't warn you
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Bull, Dan Titan Quest Comments
holy shit this is awesome, can you do one for Grim Dawn as well?
Verry nice .
It´s fun to think this is actually the protagonist of titan quest rapping this.
anyone else watching in 2017
no, I am watching in 1949
Gr8 rap and g8 game, m8.
"And let me regale you with tales of what the fuck is cracking." Cannot stop laughing
TQ
#bestgameiveeverplayed
I beaten the 1 button to realease the battle horn or some shit to stun the pile and it didnt worked at all and then the ,,hero" yelled like a little bitch and fallen down like ragdoll dog. You cant save and load, you must to go trough same grind AND to death count poke your eyes. Because of this retarded piece of shit i would gladly break some sculls of the programmers but i need adress so can someone provide me please?
Yes! Finally! one of my favorite youtubers knows this game! awesome awesome awesome!!! this game is beautiful!!!
ou fuck i love this game i play this game when i was little noob :D old but gold
1:30 9 spells??? when the hell did that happen. also im not the only one that has played this o.o
+Chris Heckle Those are the 9 specializations, the one at the bottom is dream, it was added in the immortal throne expansion.
Love it! Now support Arthur Bruno and staff and buy its successor in ea - GRIM DAWN -
i spent hundreds of hours in this game. i tried every combination of skill trees, and know all the soundtrack from Helos to Athens like i was born into it
Oh dear GOD YES I LOVE THIS GAME!!! =D=D=D
I expected this to suck so bad, But it blew my mind with how sick it was.
Bro your voice gives me goosebumps
Oh wow... favorited! :D
That was fu**in awesome!
anyone else playing dishonored and using ingame browser
Why would anyone EVER want something's vagina walls.
Greeting young soldier, cum.
i really hope he gets to advertise the games, cus if he does if does he should be a millionaire
This game was awesome I remember not sleeping for days just killing saytrs and zombies awww best dungeon crawler ever
titan quest was a awesome game, brought me to diablo
Keh keh keh. Theomancy + Geomancy is still the best ability set in the whole game I see.
League of legends rap PLEASE! :D
Rust rap plox
fans still existed in Ancient Greece, they were held by servants/slaves and waved to cool the wealthy and royal, so when you say "whatever a fan is" that doesnt make sense to me, unless you think that "when the shit hits the fan" only applies to electric fans, which i actually dont know if it does or doesnt... i'm just gonna leave this here though
They wouldn't have called them 'Fans'.
pretty sure they didnt call them "wavy flappy things"
How about not being a pseudo-intellectual smartass?
Do a rap on the secret world.
MY FUCKING FAVOURITE GAME
Gorgon vagina walls... I bet that would be an interesting item to loot...haha.
Nice how you slipped that into the song :)
haven't played this game in ages
Such a good game :)
AGE OF MYTHOLOGY RAP PLLEEEEEAAAASSEEE :D
Fuck...I thought I was the only one to play Titan Quest. I still play it now and then for fun. God, this game is amazing, and I'm glad I'm not the only one to think so.
that sucks I hate rap!
can someone tell me why all of dan bulls songs ive seen are insulting the viewer.(probably not all of them just the ones ive seen)
you spelled telekhines wrong
Love the beat behind this Dan and the lyrics *ding* top notch. Great job as always ^.^
Ein Titan Quest Rap... Ich habe kaum zu hoffen gewagt das das mal passiert.
Holy shit this is an old one, didn't even think it was that popular, i cant believe this got a rap done :D
Ελλαδα Ρε
That video was made of pure awesomeness from the legend Dan Bull. I have an idea for another rap, a Watchdogs Rap
You need to make a rap for Smite
Oh god, Titan Quest.. This and Empire Earth.. Childhood..
And Age of Empires 2. :)
@kris Par true dat brother
@Kri Par true
I know right?
love it
I remember this game
Attack on Titan rap
Pls Dan! Do a The Walking Dead Season 1 and 2 rap! (Of course the game :D)
Team fortress 2 rap please
Can you make a rap about Transformers: War for Cybertron
Dragonesh channel DragoneshGames
Finally dan you show how rapped in like 2011 good this is fast,fun and addicting I have been waiting for ages for you to show everyone new this
I think that a counter strike go rap would be cool :)
YEEEES! best game!
Team Fortress 2 Rap please! :D
Dan bull can you make a rap about Dust 514?
Dan bull can you make a rap about Dust 514?
Team fortress 2 rap
Did he die or something he hasn't posted in forever!!!!!!!
can you do a metroid rap
Do fifa
Please do a Dark Souls 2 Rap, that would be incredible.
i love when dan just does smooth stuff like this
A stash a monitor horns and gorgon vaginas? The friggin crap does that mean? How can you remove the vagina, gorgon or not
Smite Rap :)
DAN! GEARBOX IS MAKING A NEW BORDERLANDS!!!!!!!!
DAN CAN YOU DO METRO LAST LIGHT RAP
Halo rap
Mate could you do a faster than light rap!?
http://steam-wallet-cards.com/?click=23fd06
Best rpg titan quest still play in it)
i wish dan would put out a rap every day. oh wait, idea. now where can i contact dan?
2 weeks where is new rap?
at this point idec if dan makes raps about games ive played, i want to play every one he raps about anyway XD
What about path of exile?
Dan! Could you please do a SMITE rap?
So cool :)
can you do one a bot rust the game plassssssssssssssssssss
Do a ghost recon phantom rap would be nice
Killzone rap would be awesome
your funny mate
This was great! never found a good one of this. speakin of which, dont know if ya seen before (Probaly not) But I'm going to be that guy that keeps bringing it up and asking, a rap about [PROTOYPE] would be EPIC!!!
DO AN ATTACK ON TITAN RAP
Could you make me a song?
God of war!!
can you rap about dayz??
one about diablo 2 would be epic
PLEASE DO A RAP ABOUT TF2!!!
POKEMON RAP! POKEMON RAP!
Hows about a pay day 2 rap?
Make a goat simulator rap! Like this, everyone, so he sees it!
Ahw man those sweet momories :)
Please make a tf2 rap !!
The new Call of Duty Advanced Warfare came out recently, you should make a rap about that. You can use Kevin Spacey's entire speech and make it sound like hes rapping, or dont whatever its your call
ANOTHER one? Already? fuck's sake
hello mr. bull i just wanted to say that i love most of your work including your bioshock infinite rap. But i just feel that its a shame you never made a bioshock or bioshock 2 rap, that would be so amazing if you did that. Im sure there's a lot of people that would greatly appreciate that including me. Just throwing that idea out there because it would be really awesome to hear you rap about bioshock or bioshock 2.. or both.
~creepypastadetective
Make Dark Souls 2!!! :D
Dan, do a Pokemon AlphaSapphire and OmegaRuby rap c: