Bull, Dan - The Bard's Secret Lyrics
Excuse me, outlander
A word in your ear, if I may
Well met, stranger
Elated to make your acquaintance
You see, I bear some rare, amazing information
And you look like someone who is used to strange situations
There is a hidden portal within the Bard's College
I was brought through, an immortal to impart knowledge
About an otherworldly form of Redguard sonnet
They took a thumping drum beat and said bars on it
I wandered through Solitude, departed Haafingar
Past Hjaalmarch, through The Reach, east of Markarth
I reached the Whiterun Hold
That the need to speak was higher than the price of gold
Nothing can beat soul, not even sweet rolls
I've got it locked like a pick stuck in a keyhole
I leave you wee trolls wishing that you'd re-rolled
By the Nine Divines, my rhyme's a sight to behold
My freeholds are threefold
I rock the property chain
'Cause I'm the top bloody Thane in this Monopoly game
So you'd better watch the throne, Stormcloak
Cause you're getting overthrown by an ordinary bloke
It's high time Skyrim had a new High King
And I like hiking, it's quite exciting
I'm descended from the Vikings back in my kingdom
But my lyric writing's better than my skill at fighting
My pen is mightier than swords; it's the right choice
They call me "MF Thu'um" when I use my Voice
With each rap, my Speechcraft keeps stacking
If you could see the graph, you'd actually be laughing
You'll never sound as fresh, I'm a rockstar
I climb the seven thousand steps to High Hrothgar
Like Jurgen Windcaller, my words'll bring more disorder
Than mixing Skooma in an Orcish brigand's drink order
A bawdy bard that raps, my Voice'll cause your cart to crash
Your horse's armor cracks under the awesome force of Paarthurnax
But here's the secret I needed to tell
You can be an MC with me as well
Forget the Blades, me and you don't need the Greybeards
Who are Mehrunes Dagon and the Daedra to an atheist?
Mages, take your Spell Tome and go the hell home
'Cause who needs boots of speed when we've got shell toes?
And, so whether you drink Honeymead or Alto
Be sure that Dan'll smelt flows 'til all of Tamriel knows
You should use the bars of the bard deep inside you
And tilll we meet again, friend
Talos guide you
Talos guide you
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Bull, Dan The Bard's Secret Comments
Still play this game every day. I love it.
Straight outta Whiterun
This needs to be a mod
Actually phenomenal rhyme scheme and word usage... Mad props to the bard who wrote this one
"How much for a song?"
"Only 5 Gold."
"Here's 5000 Gold buy yourself a house in Whiterun, just sing me something Epic."
and here it is...
That's How Bards Work
This is sooo FIRE I'm surprised there's any atmosphere left LOL!
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Pagan rap
*Talos guide you*
LOL! 🔥🔥🔥
This is still one of the dopest songs to this day!
I have all his Skyrim raps added to the Become a Bard mod. I go into an inn and bust out the lute and everyone starts dancing.
Dude this is actually pretty lit
Imagine Dan bull doing the songs of Skyrim
After half a decade and this is still better than most raps that are being released nowadays
Sorry all I hear is *YOL TOOR SHUL*
Man , ma musique d'enfants sept ans après c'est toujours un plaisir ☺️ 😘
2019 and still an amazing game
ORIGINAL FOOTAGE, LYRICS AND THEMED RAP????
5/5 STARS! GREAT RAP/BARD SONG!
7 years old and this is still fresh.
Thanos guide you...
beanos guide you
MY PEN IS MIGHTIER
MF thu'um. Well played Dan
"I rock the property chain, because I'm the top bloody Thane in this Monopoly game."
These lines are on fire 🔥
Still one of my absolute favourites from the Bull master. I swear to god these raps are the reason I'm considering scrapping my mac (and my socially active lifestyle) for a trusty gaming pc.
Stormcloaks are better than the imperials!
Masterpiece
This got me infinitely more interested in the Bard's College than the actual Bard's College questline.
It's still so good! Argh! Can't get enough!
this is still awesome
So me and my friend were trying to talk on discord. She was getting no sound. I started to say random stuff so that she'd know when righted the issue. I then started singing this. I heard her laughing about half way through. She'd got the sound working from 'well met stranger' and had been listening for a while deliberately trying to keep quiet so I'd keep going. She says it was the best greeting she'd ever heard
2019 and still playing skyrim on PC
As an atheist I can say within game believing makes sense you pray to the aedra and get blessings, Daedra speak and give items that's some solid evidence. IRL you don't see the like and can actually use several studies to show praying is harmful if the subject is informed of it, like a reverse placebo hahaha!
He called it "Redguard Sonnet" because rap is typically seen as black music. How did I not catch that, that was so good
I'll be the one getting drunk in the background.
daaamn dope
Talos, guide you.
Oh look it’s 2019 and I’m still watching Skyrim stuff
2018 and addicted to Skyrim
I RE-CHANGE MY MIND
*_THIS_* WINS THE INTERNET
Omg I found my favorite genre!!!!
2019 and still jammin to this lol
By orders captain i will kill stromcoalk even his blood
M&B player
I will drink from ypu skull
2019 still here with Dan been with him for years just can't get enough
This still kicks ass in 2019
Dan bull when u come to Maine state can u send a email to me love your music
Someone create a loop/extended version of this song so we can drink to honor our fallen comrades and for new adventures.
Best Skyrim rap by Dan for sure. Needs more attention
Didn't this guy use to love moist towelettes?
Dan Bull you’re awesome
Holy shit it's been 7 years, time flies and still Dan is the King of the Voice
Screw you Mikael
Hiç eskimiyor...
Mjoll is getting drunk as fuck in the background, lol
2018 ? For any skyrim fans hit the like
I liked this song, until they killed ulfric
yo anyone else notice the girl in the background getting totally wasted?
this is pure gold
When dan bull does all quests but the bard collage
2018 and skyrim is still my favorite game of all time
2018 anyone?
He is always talking about how strong a Dragonborn he is. Yet he almost dies to a Frost Troll.
2018 still rocking. Dan Bull is timeless.
It’s 2018. And this what I have to say about bards.
The only good bard, is a dead one.
All that singing and; mirth.
It's 2018 and I'm still here.
Can't get over just how good this actually is and I don't normally like rap music
MrPiIlz go listen to king kendrick good kid maad city, dan bull is a genius
Bunch of fags.
Theeeeeerrrrrrrreeee ONCE WAS A HERO NAMED RAGNAR THE RED
Вспомнил как играл ,прослезился
MF Doom
MF THU'UM
Ok I shed a tear
hugert always drinking that slut
Honetly, Mikael was my least favourite bard. He was such a cocky guy, and his performances weren't even the best. Eitherway, his animations were a decent choice for this video. Wonderful rap, as always. I often think of this song when playing Skyrim, so kudos to you for making a catchy and rememberable bard rap!
I heard that like i was 8 lol
Cant wait to see what his es 6 rap will be like
It's 2018 and i still play skyrim
Elder scrolls 6 confimed
2018 just found this ^
He really references MF Doom, all right he's got respect for the game
That High Harothgar verse is fresh as fuck.
Micheal's got bars.
who else felt complete after talos guide you
Just hyping myself for no tes6 this E3
2018 -> Forever
He kills ulfric and supports the empire and in the end says talos guide you lol *you betrayed skyrim and her people! What say you in your defense?!*
which bard song is the music from?
FOR DRAGON AGE
I've decided I needed more
In Skyrim A Kajiit killed his own brother over Skooma... But its good... - Ri'saad
I would love to have this without the singing - not that it's bad
2018 and still playing skyrim, any1 else?
I killed aulwin
Bobo And Scrappy play Skyrim 24/7
MF Thu'um still gets me today. You're a genius, Dan.
What are "bars" anyway?
Talos guide you, shield-brothers.
they still demon lords bruh, you not believing in them doesnt stop them from giving a hobo a mace that eats souls and your address.
Damn that was Soo hard
oh men the most badass rap ever
oh men the most badass rap ever