Bull, Dan - Pistol In The Bathroom Lyrics
[Dan Bull:]
Ok, look, I'm well aware, that this is probably going to sound insane (whip-woo)
But I honestly just fell out the back of a plane
Landed in a random bit of abandoned real estate
Then ran straight into the nearest place and here I stayed in the can
And so I'm making a nest to settle down, hide
No doubt I'll cause an outcry, called a coward, but it's not that, it's just everyone else is overpowered (wa)
Would I like a vast exciting island to explore?
Err, thanks, but, no thanks
I'd rather hide behind this door not coming out (yeah)
Somebody's got to sort the plumbing out, blomming hell
You want to run around? Go bother someone else
Of all the places y'all could urinate, you're all up in my face
This ain't the place to fornicate in or negate the call of the nature
Sorry mate, we're all devoid of toilet paper, call in later
I've got important business, that's taking concentration
Waiting for the game to finish and faking constipation (uh)
[Bonecage:]
I found a pistol in the bathroom
Somebody put a pistol in the bathroom (uh)
Somebody was cleaning their gun
While they were taking a shit
I found a pistol in the bathroom
Somebody put a pistol in the bathroom
I'm going to number one
With the gun I found in the bathroom
[Dan Bull:]
Oi Dan, what's the hold up?
Shh, nothing, I'm holed up and ready to unload on any soldier that rolls up (wa)
I'll leave your skull bust open like a walnut (wah)
With a hole in the middle like a bone donut
That was a trigger warning, so don't say I never told you
That you won't see me on the leaderboards, if you scroll up (pff)
I need to pass the time, I'm really bored
Oh look! Found some make up in the cabinet
And now I'm dolled up, dragged up
Sat on the bog and draggin on a roll up
This lavatory seat's freezing, I've got a cold butt (wo)
Now, you may say the way I play is soulless
I say it's realistic using the head of my shoulders
Because while everybody else is chasing after gold dust
I'm laying back and selling shovels in the gold rush
I'm in a toilet stall with a bullet hole in the wall
But if you go for glory, then I'll go for your balls
[Bonecage:]
I found a pistol in the bathroom
Somebody put a pistol in the bathroom
Somebody was cleaning their gun
While they were taking a shit (uh)
I found a pistol in the bathroom
Somebody put a pistol in the bathroom
I'm going to number one
With the gun I found in the bathroom
[Dan Bull:]
Gnarly, how can you aim a shot at somebody you can't see?
No one saw me standing there, not even Paul McCartney (bruv)
You want me? Fucking well, come and find me
I'll be waiting with a gun and a pack of sarnies (jeez)
Now I'm not weapons trained and I don't know karate
But I'll fight you and your family and your army
If you think I'm coming out this bathroom - hardly
I'll be the last one in the chocolate factory like Charlie
Aw, you're not invited, it's a one man party
Not sharing my shelter for shit, I'm not Bob Marley
Not going to get up, stand up
There's too much burning and looting and having the gun jamming's
A concern, when you're shooting
Try my pioneering new type of conflict resolution
Hiding where guys are normally performing their ablutions
Just remember, when you're done to flush the latrine
This is the secret to the way I keep so fresh and so clean
If you're haveng PUBG problems, I feel bad for you, son
I beat ninety nine opponents and I haven't shot one
[Bonecage:]
I found a pistol in the bathroom
Somebody put a pistol in the bathroom (woo)
Somebody was cleaning their gun
While they were taking a shit (hah)
I found a pistol in the bathroom
Somebody put a pistol in the bathroom (me?)
I'm going to number one
With the gun I found in the bathroom
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Bull, Dan Pistol In The Bathroom Comments
Me: I'm gonna do it this time, im gonna land and loot the hot area, im gonna do it
17 other players: *land there too*
Me:
But like... (he looks good in makeup...)
Where did you get a newspaper of russian communistic consignment?
this rap is epic you rock dan bull
I actually like this song
Does anyone feel like BoneCage and Rusty Cage oughta duke it out on the beats?
Holy shit. After so long time after listening this song I realized there is counter on right top that shows how many people are alive.
Personally his best
On newspaper atop Dan writing: TRUTH about crisis CPRF
i love it!
I laughed myself silly that was gold! And the chorus is so catchy!
Gives me nostalgia for some reason, when pubg was fun
0:07 Did anyone else notice the broccoli in the window?
Very fun vid!
Where did you find a newspaper with russians headline?
*translation of headline: The truth about crysis*
Couldn't you just shoot through the window
This is awesome Dan! Good work! :D
At the end I was expecting an opponent to open the bathroom door then the guy in the bathroom get shot then died
but wait, how did #2 die? who killed him?
2:01 1:57
Sees a rapper win a game by staying in the bathroom the entire time
Tries it
Gets shot at
Cries
i actually found a gun in the bathroom in PUBG XD
I found a pistol in the bathroom somebody was cleaning their gun while taking a s***
someBODY WAS CLEANING THEIR GUN
sick beat
It's awesome but im just thinking why rhyme "cleanign his gun" on "taking a shit" and not on "taking a dumb"? :D shit kinda sounds off sadly. Still amazing!
love that shirt!
Отлично, Дэн как обычно хорош!
Dan bull you rock bro keep making more videos bro
Nice Beretta 92FS mate !
Лол, там газета "ПРАВДА".
This needs to be a challenge in PUBG
Lucky Circle. Damn.
Nice Radiohead - Talk show host reference :)
охренеть... почему газеты так сразу Русские?
Weird thing... I listened to this while I shat...
x1.25 speed is where it’s at
I like the bathroom
Nice bro
the bonecage dan bull colab is always the best
i wish i got a game that lasted 3 mins
Man, Dan just won a chicken dinner by just sitting in a toilet
Que é brasileiro
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cops-teacher-left-gun-in-bathroom-elementary-kids-found-it/
Turns out somebody did put a pistol in the bathroom. Were you in the School, by any chance, Dan?
I love the way you are quite clearly mocking Ali-a with that thumbnail 😂
This was hilarious. Really. I... I needed that.
Honestly this is the tactic I keep trying and failing.
Never make it past 20. Why?
Because of those rare encounters you find trying to avoid everyone. And I can't shoot worth beans.
If ur having sewing problems I feel bad for u son...I got 99 problems and a stitch aint one...
I watched this while on the toilet. What a cawinsadis
The best!!!!!
THIS IS AWARE!
No lie the first 45 seconds perfectly explains the inside of the Head of the people who will me hiding in bathroom
loved that ending, god I miss playing goodlen eye
SUBT DUDE YOU ARE AWSOME
This honestly deserves way more views and likes than it has.
Між ними в тому в тому в тому в тому в тому числі
Lil bro and then you are a good for me a good for me a good for me a good for me a good for me a good for this week I think of my life in my own but it's just want to the same time to a little too many times in my life of a good luck in this week I am so many years old man and it is that he is the same way to get the to get the most people in this year for me a single day 5
Sorry for shitposting
Ye its fun until you come back to your pc or xobox and see your 10 Miles away from the border and its 10 seconds till the stom starts coming
Someone put a pistol in the bathroom I'll go number 2 with the gun I found in the bathroom ha poo jokes
To cringey
Is this is a joke haha
Hello from morroco i loved you song dan continue
I found a pistol in the toilet on 7 days to die.
This... this is art
This song is amazing! I honestly cant understand why the view count is so undeservedly low. Hopefully everyone purchasing the track(Including myself) is thanks enough Dan Bull
You have to admit he has a point, if this were and IRL situation it wouldn't be a very good idea to be running around out in the open.
Dan gets a chicken dinner.
this suck man im sorry dan but this stinks
i love every other song tho
while listening to this song I was playing 7 days to die and found a pistol in a toilet
Play 0:07 in 144p...
*Dies to the circle*
"chaseing after GoldDust" that just makes me think of me running away while my friends try fucking team killing me like every game I play with them.. Is that bad?
Surprisingly enough, the FTL title music goes perfectly over this.
Is that a russsian newspapers at the background? There's a symbol of Communist Party of Russian Federation. XD
at least the fps didn't drop
That Jay-Z reference, though... damn that was good.
Your videos are getting better every year man, and i'v been following you for quite the time now. Thanks for keeping up the good shit.
I absolutely love this 😄
The only trigger warning is the way he holds that pistol...
By the way nem I love ye embarrassing raps man so funny
I got a question to ask why is that pistol in a tolilet and not causing chos on pubg
Amazin sonng. Heard it way to much.
When you get killed so many times by this you make a song about it
thats an shitty toilet dan
Derp face 0.09
this was class
you earned my like my dude XD
The chorus has me crying!!!!
GG Dan
While they were taking a shiiiii
who leaked me playing any looting game
Правда о кризисе? Откуда у вас тэта газета?)
I'd honestly love to see more irl music videos for Dan's songs
OMG You are fucking Handsome 😘😘😘 do foi Will Marry me???
Do you like pyrocynical´s channel?
you can't rap lol
You're deaf
Thanks to Bonecage for the awesomely weird chorus!
This song is also on Spotify along with all my other game raps, check them out here: https://open.spotify.com/user/douglby/playlist/7x8UWetW3pfcwDgFEDDru8