Bull, Dan - PewDiePie Rap Roast (Rap Roasts #2) Lyrics






I feel a little bad dissing a healthy wholesome Christian channel
It's gonna hit a nerve, like a dentist drill just split enamel
But if you listen out, you'll hear some sounds that I'll be saying
That'll get inside your brain and you'll never feel quite the same
Now, for the benefit of kids to whom I've not been introduced
I'm Dan Bull, a man who'll make you think, but using cringey tunes
It's like an interview, except that I rip into you
With rhymes and lyrics that'll get inside and sting like Vindaloo
But I'm just dissing you to get the views, Mr. Pewds
Unlike Onision, who is just rude, I can resist a feud
I pick and choose my victims like you pick your whiskey, dude
Just get a whiff of those big digits and I hit the booze
I'm getting sick and woozy sniffing the Hibiki fumes
Just give us a minute, consider this an interlude
While I nick your format and I twist it to "Get pissed you lose"
So if you do get pissed at this dispute, I guess you missed the truth

It's just a new and different route for me to redistribute
My criticism of big issues by which we're each affected too
These days it hits the YouTubes before it hits the news
That's why they're swift to try to get a libel hit on you
So I just sit amused at this dispute for which a truce
Is just as blooming likely as if finding that they print the truth
You dream of receiving a teabagging from G-Dragon
But I don't think he'll go for a skinny Swedish Steve Bannon
I'd tell you to delete your channel but I'd be here all night
Hold tight, you made a keyboard macro to be "alt right"
Oh my, did I just push your buttons? You're the touchy type
You could be right aligned, centre, left, but you're not justified
If I could underline the stuff that I'm disgusted by
You'd just see stripes across the writing like a crusty white piece of tiger bread
I'd like to peek inside your head
So I could see just why you said the things that people like to get offended by

Sometimes it seems just like they really like to be upset
But on the other side, there could be times that we forget
If you breathe a breath and move your lips about in certain shapes
It makes it tricky to discern if you're dispersing hate
I personally believe that you're a decent person, great
So don't feed your haters with an easy way to circulate beliefs that you're in league with a certain recent German state
It's like a skirmish in the street, it's not even worth it, mate
You got the Wall Street Journal hating, they should give you some credit
You made a way to monetise from browsing your own subreddit
Yeah, let the fans make the content and you just get it
Ad lib over the top of it, you barely even need to edit
Now this sounds callous, but well, I'm just putting it out there
You used to have your art in galleries and now you sell chairs
Your network dropped you, your net worth dropped, you
Could be better off trying to get work in a shop, you

Might as well just drop Vlogs, go back to selling hot dogs
And speaking of hot dogs, they're absolutely not pugs
Actually, I feel bad for saying that, I'll leave them out of it
Now, 'cause it isn't your pets' fault their daddy smells of fish
Anyone can set a Yeti on a desk and shout at it
Come to think about it, it's the thing I'm doing now, flip
Picking controversial topics out to get the mouse clicks
Except if I was you now, I'd take the Mick of Auschwitz
How many million Jews died, Pewds? About six?
I guess that's insignificant to your subscriber count, Felix
If anyone wants to break their contract with Maker Studios
Pewdie knows a new solution: Just make a stupid joke
But wait a blooming moment, Maker Studios are owned by Disney
The very same Disney that made this scene
That's still available for kids of any age to see
Hmm, I guess it's different when they're Asian clichés

It's double standards, plus it's underhanded business practice
YouTube will never give a slapped wrist over Disney's tactics
They're bringing too many views from useful demographics
While declaring bans on other channels, it's undemocratic
You'll never crack the algorithm, it's too enigmatic
To reach your own subscribers now, you'd better be telepathic
So I guess we'll never know, but on a level, though
I'm empathetic for the other fellows signed to Revelmode
You took them on your ship, then left them on an Archipelago
About as relevant as Leafy, saying "swag" and "hella dope"
You're breaking YouTube's safety policy, be careful, bro
No I ent, I'm just taking the P, look, Kwebbelko
Take the letters of PewDiePie and turn them to an anagram:
"I wipe deep", is there somethin' that you wanna tell me, man?
You've gone from looking like a cheap G-Dragon rip off
To someone the police'd need to speak to, they received a tip off

I see your beard growing, so excuse me for assuming
But a primary sign of depression is neglecting your personal grooming
Fumbling through the kitchen, trying to stick together crap meals
Drinking whiskey on your own at home, I know how that feels
I understand, man, it's a cry for help
These are deep feelings each and every guy has felt
I say you're suffering in silence, it isn't that obsurd
You were in the Ricegum diss track and didn't rap a word





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Bull, Dan PewDiePie Rap Roast (Rap Roasts #2) Comments
  1. J.... S....

    This video is 2 years old today

  2. S.... W....

    Roast t series 😀 I never even seen t series

  3. P.... P....

    4:31 to save you some time

  4. E.... ....

    The beat's from "PEWDIEPIE'S SONG" right I like that song

  5. A.... ....

    Anyone remember when danbull used to be good?

  6. L.... F....

    This is one of the most clever diss tracks I've ever listened to. It's one of those videos I come back to every once in awhile because it's that good.

  7. A.... K....

    I got an actual ad when he said a word from our sponsor.

  8. K.... S....

    *RRRICKY B-B-B-BERRRRRWIIIIIIICK!*

  9. R.... W....

    Who else is stunned by the morgan freeman scene?

  10. M.... M....

    this was beautiful

  11. S.... M....

    You should do a rap roast on Matpat (film theory/game theory) just for the fun of it

  12. N.... A....

    Justs say “You literally stole from a smaller youtuber and said you started it”

  13. n.... k....

    legendary

  14. E.... ....

    this sound like the pewdiepie song
    cuz it is

  15. D.... S....

    Uou are noob and uou are stupid hater

  16. C.... ....

    A pew die pie vid came out when I was watching this😂😂😂😂🤯🤯

  17. c.... ....

    id like him to roast drunken master lol

  18. S.... S....

    Pewds fan before watching the vid : dan wtf
    Later : ohhhh

  19. x.... ....

    is this DKartist

  20. V.... B....

    eat shit

  21. O.... ....

    Why pewdiepie man

  22. T.... S....

    Who the f*** is PewDiePie

  23. I.... ....

    When Dan said ‘now a word from our sponsors’ a advert for wish came up

  24. A.... W....

    Fuck him

  25. I.... H....

    Were there parts of an older Dan Bull PewDiePie song in there?

  26. j.... g....

    Ricky Berwick lol

  27. L.... ....

    Petition to get this video banned

  28. B.... ....

    I got an add right after he said: "And now, an urgent respond of our sponsor."

    B.... ....

    Felt intentional

  29. T.... S....

    Anyone watching this after Logan Paul is dead? Even fucking funnier when he says "apparently Logan Paul is DEFINITELY..." I THOUGHT FOR SURE HE WAS GONNA SAY DEAD

  30. J.... ....

    I thought I was in for a laugh, I ended up with tear and anger. The Paul's are disgusting trashy characters. Thanks Dan for being one of the awesomest youtubers ever.

  31. N.... 3....

    I just realized that the beat is the same with the "PEWDIEPIE SONG" by Dan! (Do anyone get that or is it just me?)

  32. T.... ....

    The background moosec reminded me of the PewDiePie song

  33. B.... ....

    As soon as he said "And now a word from our sponsors" an ad started playing..

  34. s.... ....

    your mid-vid ads suck camel balls.

  35. B.... K....

    "You used to have your art in galleries and now you sell chairs"

    BARS

  36. T.... ....

    Roast KSI

  37. i.... �....

    this man is epic

  38. a.... 1....

    This video is shit :)

    a.... 1....

    and your an idiot

    a.... 1....

    and your probably subbed to T-Series

  39. F.... D....

    a
    a
    a
    a

  40. A.... J....

    PewDiePie doesn't care about you. Cuz he's busy to defeat T-series

  41. M.... ....

    who else misses the days when Felix used to upload gaming regularly

  42. R.... N....

    25 mil subs in 1 year xD

  43. t.... ....

    4:32 for newcomers

  44. L.... F....

    Damn this is a fair but still pretty scathing diss track. I like your style.

  45. R.... D....

    Diss eminem




    Just saying






    Ill go home bye

  46. L.... D....

    Dan bull, you’re invited to the cookout 😊👍🏾

  47. w.... c....

    Or markiplier/jacksepticeye

  48. w.... c....

    Please do danplan they are asking

  49. R.... L....

    Youshoob

  50. L.... X....

    wait why is the lyric's font that angry bird game thing

  51. e.... ....

    This is why Brits shouldn't rap 😥😂

  52. R.... S....

    What other song was that background track used in?

  53. k.... 1....

    Did he just predict the battle?

  54. B.... M....

    Diss Track starts at 4:36

  55. d.... u....

    This was uploaded in ma bday

  56. J.... t....

    Didn’t this guy make that pewdiepie song with the camel n shit? How the turn tables.

  57. S.... B....

    Wait, you dissed the media more than PewDiePie?

  58. D.... N....

    When did tseriees vs pewds started ?? Did Morgan freeman predicted the war?? XD

  59. T.... P....

    Anti pewdiepie dude here who will join me to stop this racist punk!!!!!

    T.... P....

    You know that this video is a joke right

  60. J.... M....

    The beginning of this was foreshadowing

  61. J.... ....

    RIP HEAD
    PHONE USERS

  62. C.... ....

    Delete this

  63. C.... M....

    Is that fckin god ? I mean morgan freeman ?

  64. P.... ....

    Omg that music i remember...

  65. I.... ....

    The instrumental of this sounds familiar.

  66. K.... ....

    YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!!

    K.... ....

    Yes, and you sound very smart.

  67. h.... i....

    How dare you

  68. B.... G....

    I am over a year late on watching this video. But I am a soldier in the BRO Army. Time for war...


    Sir, you'll be hearing from me certainly. I'll get you those views you crave.

  69. L.... ....

    Nobody gonna mention how he's using the beat from "PewDiePie's song" ?

  70. M.... O....

    bitch lasagnia

  71. R.... B....

    Well, when PewDiePie LITERALLY TELLS YOU TO ROAST HIM, You do so.

  72. C.... ....

    i still think bitch lasanga tbh

  73. M.... G....

    Vid starts at 4:30

  74. M.... S....

    *t series wants to know your location*

  75. W.... C....

    Roast Jake paul (no need a reason you already know)

  76. b.... ....

    4:33 for music

  77. E.... S....

    The forshadow is real

  78. 1.... 1....

    Remember when it was 60,000,000. The good old days

    1.... 1....

    16 17 now it’s 100 mil 😂

  79. A.... D....

    Is that a Hopsin beat

  80. I.... ....

    The fuck is the intro. I usually play devils advocate and defend just like creative expression against claims of racism but it's a rough intro.

  81. F.... B....

    You have disobeyed our leader you have sinned

  82. w.... o....

    can u do a roast on my small channel?

  83. T.... G....

    pews is better in my opinion

  84. P.... P....

    Lmao half the disses were of msm 😂😂💀

  85. P.... g....

    please roast me and i will make rap roast about you

  86. X.... A....

    *T-Series has left the chat*

  87. M.... H....

    pewds gained 20+ million subs since this vid.... this vid feels outdated in less than 1 yr

  88. T.... D....

    I bet a lot of people told you to roast T-Series recently, didn't they? <3 <3

  89. M.... B....

    Can't stop listening! so DAMN CATCHY

  90. E.... M....

    Yes do you think of the beginning of the video is a tiny bit racist

  91. D.... B....

    Tell me, who should be the next roast vegetable, and why?

    D.... B....

    DO A DISS TRACK ON JT MUSIC

    D.... B....

    i mean... i think jake paul

    D.... B....

    Why pewdiepie... How about t-series

    D.... B....

    Do a Distrack on the Minecraft Player "Maciek110251" cuz he is SOOOO anoyin'

    D.... B....

    T SERIES