Bull, Dan - Mega Man vs. Proto Man Rap Lyrics

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“Mega man and protoman” but what about bass,zero, and axel

"You're slower than Iphones from 20-07" is a burn that gets more intense every few months

Smg4 anyone?

Anyone gonna mention the horrible lip synching at 0:56

Guys guys let’s be honest... Samus is number 1 😏

zero is better then yall

Ahhhh NLJ!!! I remember him spittin bars over Ephixa’s Zelda remixes

2:09
Uhhhno your *not* better that Method Man

True lyrics:

Let'sa do this B*tches

Marios back to slay!

You think you can beat me?

I can rap all day!

Time to time

You'll try to beat my rhymes

But you're so bad

It should be a crime!

You think you're funny,

Mr. SMG4?

If you ask me, you're...

A SMG-Snore!

Mario can help you

From being a

Pathetic little nerd

But you know what they say!

y'can't polish a turd

Oh boy, it's time...

To wreck a fat italian.

Maybe after this

I can get a big medallion

It can he a pendant

Of the man I really hate.

Lazy,

Annoying,

And overweight!

You try and act so big

When I'm already famous

While you're alone...

Shoving spaghetti up your anus

Now sit back, relax

And enjoy the show.

Let me show you

How a proper rap goes...

*crash*

*laugh*

BOSS ROUND

Whaddup biatch?

You guys are lame,

Time for the King of the Koopas to lay some rhymes

Hahahaha!

It's me,

The King!

The Epitome of swagger.

Here to wreck the nagging ass

Of you two braggers!

Now watch me blow you...

Away in a flash!

As I showcase

My army!

And my fats stacks o' cash!

Looks like the turtle

Decided to come

Out of his shell!

But meh! Whatever!

I'm gonna send you

To hell!

With mt rhymes so hot

That it will melt your face!

Then after I

Take peach home,

Maybe even to get

To third base!

Bowser, you're a joke!

Have you seen the way

You look?

You look like something

A 2-year old drew

In a colouring book!

You think kidnapping peach

Is the way you'll come to power?

I think you should shower.

Maybe she'll...

Stay an extra hour.

Oh boy, Mario!

My fat italian foe!

You trying to act cool?

Well that's a new low!

Move aside fatso!

Cause Bowser rules the day.

I'm big,

I'm strong-

DON'T FORGET HE'S GAY!

SHUT THE HELL UP!

You spaghetti loving freak!

All you do all day

Is freaking streak!

Peach doesn't love you!

Your relationship

Is filled with lies!

As soon as she sees me

Her panties fly!

Come on! What's wrong?

Have a tug on my tail!

Try to spin me around!

As I watch you fail!

AHHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh jeez, it's bowser...

I'm gonna need my glasses

Cause now this room

Has two giant asses

Why are you here?

You're gonna give me a fever

Go back home

And hump some Justin Bieber

You act like you're slick,

You act like you're swanky,

But the closest you'll get

Is the coolness of Frankie!

Why do you even bother

To act like a villain?

When you only want peach

Being netflix n' chillin.

Now hands in the air

If you think bowser is whack.

There you go bowser,

Theres your feedback.

Smg4,

The star,

The man of the hour.

It's a shame that when you're fighting

You just sit there and cower!

Even Toad

Is better than you!

If I were you

I'd be scared!

Stay away from me

Even if you were prepared!

I'm a 10 foot dragon

Are you visually impaired?

Don't worry

Cause no one really cared,

You think you're cool?

Well let me give ya a pitch,

You're worthless,

Pathetic,

And a downright b*tch,

All your fans think

You're weird!

And you bring shame

To the word

Glitch,

Shut up bowser!

No one likes you!

You're a mess!

How can peach like you

If you don't know how to dress?

You look like a dragon

But you can't even fly!

The person who made you

Must of been really freaking high

You're annoying, fat and...

Pretty much the bane of us all!

Why don't you go home...

And swing your bowser ball.

K.O.

OHHHH

I CAN'T BELIEVE I SHAVED MY LEGS FOR THIIIS

Why isn't anyone commenting about SMG4?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Megaman has the best dancing

robots are machines that follow order in are robot ego doesnt what does that make me? a robot who wants to je a boy pinocio

This song’s much more better than the war of the fat Italians 2016 rap

No X is a machine but he has free will and potential.

I feel like some of these comments aren't fair. The chorus is pretty damn great

I love protoman do you think they gonna make new comic

i love this song!

Zero would win because of his z saber

Deal with it

You guys should an X vs. Zero.

YOU KNOW ITS MEGAMAN!!!

The verses were great, but that hook was so... ehhhhhh

I came from Smg4's War of the fat italians, and i have to admit, Those guys got a Higher level than the SmG4 rap, lel still loving wofi 2016

Smg4 or this

Not my proudest fap....

PROTOMAN IS THE BEST!

So Sweg

who is protoman?

Damn, i only just realised the "Red vs Blue" line

#TeamProtoman

protoman go and im a villain with no face 👤💬 how am i

ladies ladies.............they both suck

go protoman

Blazingblaze yeah protoman 👌👍

NLJ wants to rap about pronto man yet... he is on team mystic. XD

This song is so turnt up!

1:04 Perfect😂

SMG4 anyone?

Oh yeah.

PS Zombie hell yeah

YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

These 4:03 minutes alone are way better than the whole Mighty No.9 game.

The game wasn't bad, it was just disappointing...

MEGA MAN

I honestly like both mega man and protoman

*jumps up just before the end of the last hook* ZERO!

true statement of protomqn

Where's X vs Zero

Awesome. Just try to listen to it in 2.0 speed WHAU

Dakar12 A FAGEAST

👍🏻

Megaman

The best ?
Eggman .
Because pingas.
U w0t M8 ?!

Protoman5dayz!

Well you know what they say? SNOO PINGAS EVERYDAY 🚬😎👌

'I'm running rings around fake lies'
fake lies or in other words the truth.

protoman is awesome

Results
1st verse Megaman
2nd verse Protoman

Porto man

Playback :v

Megaman doesn't follow orders, so that makes you Megaman.

Change speed to 1.5
Then go to "2:15"
Now that's supersonic speed!

Who is protoman P

"Robots are machines that follow orders. I'm a machine that doesn't. What does that make me?"

A rogue variable that must be terminated immediately.

That's something X would say.

A terminator?

robocop

the answer is an autobot

Roll out

Ooookay so this is literally the worst of Dan Bull's work because he totally missed out on a lot of potential material from mmbn series.

love the rvb reference

protoman

megaman

I just noticed. They're Dan and Josh.
Y'know, like the series "Dan and Josh"
It's funny.

It's Drake and Josh

It's Protoman

You know is megaman!

Who else miss read NLJ with LJN?

+TheMusician Laughin' Jokin' Numnuts? XD

+Rhyme Time Yeah, instead of Nutty Laughin' Jokenuts

3:14 An advanced Android or a Cyborg (was it planned to be at 3:14 just like pi ?)

A machine that doesn't follow orders?? The answer is simple : Siri!

damn,man

neither my man zero is the best protoman is 2nd best then mega man X then X zero then normal mega man

With everyone saying proto would win,No. Megaman has like a hundred powers after beating all the bosses.All proto has is a gun and a shield.Proto is cool but Mega is way stronger

but what if quality not quantity? I don't play megaman soooo idk

I always thought he said 'it's out of question' not 'is that a question?'

This rap was made a full year ago today.

You can tell which parts were written by Dan and which parts were written by NLJ.

the winner its ...

GO, GO, PROTOMAN!

+Protoman Go MEGA MAN!

PROTOMAN

I liked both...

Protoman yeah 👍😁

@Megaman you look familiar...wait

How exactly could NLJ accuse Dan of copying his lines? I'm not seeing it.

+Nathan Schubert I think it's a reference to Proto Man's lines of code being copied by Mega Man.

@DrDeathslayer OH, that makes much more sense, thanks.

Am I the only one who knows danbull only from that pewdiepie song he did?

thats best rap

That makes you an automaton

both of you are amazing rappers men, never stop !

.....
*turns the speed too '2'*
*video starts*
*starts cracking up already*

I'm not that sure how on mobiles but on a pc there's a small gear like shape and you click that.
There should be an option that says Speed or something similar owo;;

I'm on pc but it doesn't say that for me °_°

Put it on 0.5 sounds like 2 glitchy stoners having an argument ROLF

it doesn't matter who's stronger.
it's about who shot first.

GREDO WINS!

+sonic meerkat No....HAN WINS!!

BUT I USED CGI!!!

@sonic meerkat It's super effective...at depressing me.

Hopefully the new trilogy uses it properly.

what was the Japanese text?

protoman for sure

mega man beats all

its not the best but i like it

Best.
Rap.
Ever.

When TimeMan comes up at 2:07 who is stood next to him?

We need Protoman X

Zero kicks both their asses xD.

its protoman because whenever i beat him in team protoman my game froze and i lost all of my progrees

Okay, why is the mic edited in..?

How does one "do rapping"?

Why do you buy stereo headphones? I got some about a week ago (insert joke here) and they sucked. I accidentally dropped them and they got a bunch of scratches got on them and a few pieces fell off.

Look I'll settle this argument...
Zero

yeahhhh!!!

That American dude sucks ass. More of Dan Bull plz

Personally, I believe that Dan can get more audible (think that's the visible of sound or something) pitch in his raps, where Josh primarily uses volume with minor pitch change which makes me dislike Josh's rap in this particular video

Did anyone notice at +5 through the vid dan teleported

In the japan version, rock vs blues

I love it.

Damn Blues. Who know.

Iron man.