Bull, Dan - Magic: The Swaggering Lyrics
MTG
Arena
Question
How does a man that's never played Magic
Winning my first and only competitive tournament
That went down as a classic
Let's go back to the past
Back to when I was young and naive
I was asked to compete for some reason
They probably wanted some comic relief
I was an amateur
But in Magic I saw a challenge
It was calling out
And I was forced to answer it
Before I knew it it was actually happening
I happened too fast to be panicking
I was packing my bags and was travelling
To an international competitive celebrity battle
Of Magic: The Gathering
I'm winning at Magic: The Gathering
My win ratio's actually staggering
The top slot on the whole of our planet's
The only one that I'm inhabiting
I'm winning at Magic: The Gathering
My win ratio's actually staggering
The top slot on the whole of our planet's
The only one that I'm inhabiting
Whatever your tribe
They better be hiding
When I arrive at the arena
I'm getting behind the enemy lines
Your mind and the meta is mine
I clean up
Me and Autumn are sweeping the board
Tap lands for all the mana we can afford
There's no way we're leaving the tournament today
Without receiving awards
I was taught by the awesome Autumn Lily
But that's not important really
Because of course I'm clearly the one with the skill
They merely brought it to me
Yeah they might have built my decks
But I was buffed already, want to feel my pecs?
Yeah that wasn't even a real hard flex
Next time I deal cards I will cast Hex
I'm a swell singer when I start my sets
I'm a Spellslinger with my starter sets
Sat focused
Known as the Black Lotus
'Cause I'm playing hard to get
But Magic cards aren't the only commodity I collect
I'm also amassing a mass of the massivest wins
With which I command respect
I'm winning at Magic: The Gathering
My win ratio's actually staggering
The top slot on the whole of our planet's
The only one that I'm inhabiting
I'm winning at Magic: The Gathering
My win ratio's actually staggering
The top slot on the whole of our planet's
The only one that I'm inhabiting
I have the highest win rate
Of any professional Magic: The Gathering player
In the world: 100%
And I'm gonna keep it by never playing competitively again
This is but a toast
To Wizards of the Coast
With tabletop gaming
They're killing it the most
I guess I shouldn't boast
But every other competitor in it
Has just given up the ghost
I'm kicking Nicol Bolas in his old ass
Booting him into the tall grass
Hold fast when I control the whole stack
Your cards spinning round like a draft
Till they're all tapped
Came forward for the fame, fortune
And acclaim forcing every game my way
Even when I shuffle I maintain order
I'm the main draw
Look at the day's scoreboard
And my name's always in the same old place
Raise the stakes like I became taller
Playing me's an inhumane slaughter
So remain cautious Planeswalkers
I'm a plain talker
But I use words like an acclaimed author
Drawing mana from all the plains
I'm dropping down like rainwater
When it rains, it pours
When I reign, I pause
Never change the scores again
I came, I saw, I conquered
And left the tournament in scorching flame
I'm winning at Magic: The Gathering
My win ratio's actually staggering
The top slot on the whole of our planet's
The only one that I'm inhabiting
I'm winning at Magic: The Gathering
My win ratio's actually staggering
The top slot on the whole of our planet's
The only one that I'm inhabiting
100% win rate
The highest of any professional Magic: The Gathering player
In the world
And I'm gonna keep it by never playing competitively again
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Bull, Dan Magic: The Swaggering Comments
This is such a weird flex lol
You're the most powerful wizard to have ever lived since Merlin.
Lmao take the win and never play again.
is that the game with blue eyes white dragon and dark magician and cyber dragon
I was with you until you insulted my baby boy bolas and now we cant be friends
Ye hey so I found an add using one of your old Minecraft songs and uh are u aware of it? My inta is mekutoki_rikaarikazu and I screen recorded it. Its for some rock app
I was wondering how long it would take you to make a rap after doing this :D
Oof now i gotta play Magic: The Gathering
You called me?
This is just your victory lap isn't it?
IDK but this video made me realize that you have to collab with P-Flax on ANYTHING
Dan you absolute CHAD!
Dan your rhyme scheme is actually bonkers. I've got my highlighters out and the word printout looks like a Jackson Pollock. Keep doing you my man - congrats on the MTG result, awesome to see you capitalising on your gaming passion.
Make a new creeper song
MTG Arena is easier than playing with the actual cards
Pls make more mc raps
Pflax is excellent
make a song about kadedimarco
They should make one about minecraft
Fight me bro
Is this paid promotion? I hoped wizards payed for this.
Went from mindcraft raps to Ads
.... you still make videos.
I'm a bit happy
*Plays one game and wins*
100% win rate
What colors did you run
THIS IS FUCKING SICK
Congrats on the win
Well back In the days we didnt play online mofo
I'd love to see you and boogie2988 play this against people.
Day 1 of asking for a remnant from the ashes rap
Can you make the Snow Golem rap?
Please do a rap roast on Brookehouts/alinity because their basically the same person I'll accept either or
Congrats!!!
Only Dan Bull can get the celebrity cup win. Then he goes hard on this track to rub alcohol on that burn. Damn it bro. Remind me to never challenge you to anything. From erb to this. Is there nothing you can’t achieve.
Please do a rap for sigma from overwatch
Good song
Dan maybe you should make a Venom rap with dark and thrilling touch. just an idea
"I have the highest win rate of any international Magic: The Gathering player ever. 100%. And I'm gonna keep it, by never playing competitive again." Line had me
This song bangs....all your songs bang, I'm still waiting for a triple A studio to get a song off you for their release trailer tho 😁😁
60 years of gaming when?
This game looks lame as fuck. Rather play chess.
I've been looking forward to this ever since I saw you would be in the tournament!
Rap the creeper rap again
I prefer hearthstone
Real question is, whos your favorite Planeswalker?
Nice. I wished for this one so long
See now you gotta do Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon
That actually looks pretty cool.
You or someone else?
I love Dan Bull. I love MTG. Seeing this in my notifications made me orgasm. I have never clicked so fast in my life lol
Congrats - pure awesomeness! :D
Hey Dan, come to Sydney - it would be particularly awesome to see you live in the Opera House! :D
Wired flex but ok
hey dan congrats man to one of the hardest working rappers in nerdcore...but just one q...what ever happen to your scrabble challenge??
God its terrible
I was not at all expecting this song to go so fucking HARD, my god.
This is just such a great video for so many reasons! And I quit magic like 5 years ago when my cards got stolen!
My Magic and YouTube interests are colliding and I'm HERE FOR IT
Lucky sod 😏
I love Magic, I love you, I love this song. You will always be my favorite nerd core rapper
This is easily your most self indulgent song to date, and yet it still has all the quality we've come to expect from you!
So... have you tried the most gentlemanly of formats yet? No? Then allow me to introduce you to EDH. May the top decks ever be in your favour.
Awesome! Congratulations!
Wow u workt out really good
oh my god
Dude I'd love to hear more mtg raps coming from you
I didn't know I was in the presence of a legend
Hey Dan bull have you been really uploading YouTube videos for over 12 years???
our videos have such a bad views! You deserve better
when did this happen congrats bro wow
acual mtg is way better
Okay...nice brag, man. *thumbs up*
You definitely earned it. ^_^
LETS GO DAN LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
As a german that liked some of the streamers on our team quite a bit, I still had to root for the unbeatable Dan Bull from the start. Glad I did. Playing my favourite deck and making a great song on it. Keep it up Mr. Dan "100%" the man! Bull.
Now build your own Legacy deck and go play.
Me when I come first in Kahoot
Dan when he discovers that his real calling in life is actually magic the gathering not music 😂😂
I mean, it's better than the "music" that Chapin released several years ago.
Dan Bull vs PewDiePie MTG
Ok but THIS BOI NAY THIS MAN HAS A 100% WIN RATE FROM ONLY THE TOURNAMENT MEANING HE WON ALL OF HIS MATCHES AGAINST PROS
Bruhh this fire
Imagine losing a tournament you’ve been practicing for for months to a guy who make comedy/video game raps
01:07 Real Magic! My friends play this game (in reality)
cool Dan,,love it
Did they give u a black lotus
Imagine being able to flex like this and also get paid.
"100% Win rate and I am gonna keep it by not playing it"
*Yeah it is big brain time*
That line had me dying
"100% win rate, the highest of any Magic: The Gathering player, IN THE WORLD! And I'm gonna keep it by never playing competitively again." had me laughing out loud.
Now play against Boogie.
If you love pokemon and wanted to see a completely different kind of pokemon check out Symanwoodcarving. He carves all sorts of pokemon and his creations are adorable!
I swear Dan can make a good song about anything
Undisputed competative magic rapper champion of the world
*googles the competitors* Ah, no one had played before. I get it now. I was like, ???? How could Dan win??? But that explains it. Congrats man. :)
Comin out with some neat flexes recently.
1. Faster than Logan Paul
2. 100% win rate in competitive Magic: The Gathering
What could be next
This dan bulls big dick flex hahaha
Any other Youtuber: Hey guys, I went and won an esports tournament!
Dan, an intellectual: Start that beat while I tell you a story...
im looking for boyinaband in the comments
this... this is hilarious
I think you should actually play against pewdiepie
In case you don't believe me... here are the VODs of the entire tournament!
► Day 1
: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/451321407?filter=archives&sort=time
► Day 2: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/451777773?filter=archives&sort=time
I aint gona watch that.
Well done lad
Should shoutout your partner though Autumnlily
again didnt watch it and congratz
I would like to thank u for my child hood
Kudos to the win. Wanna try Commander as another challenge?
I've matched your win rate I've one all my games