Bull, Dan - H2ODelirious Lyrics






This is a hold-up!
Ten Million

I've got a Double Daryl shotgun, pointed at your bottom
Now hand over the Diamond Play Button
'Cause his facemask's stainless steel
It's attached to his face like a grapefruit peel
Dat face reveal's gonna make 'em squeal
But when's it gonna be?
Patient, we'll need to negociate a deal
Then maybe we'll see about making it real
He's a mystical being from space
Even his family hasn't seen his face
And I know I shouldn't tell you this, he'll be fumin'
But he looks just like a typical human
And assuming you didn't figure it out already
He really loves his teddy
When he doesn't get a hug he becomes unsteady
Vomit on his sweater, mom's spaghetti
You're getting soaked no stopping the leak
Like a toddler reluctant to sleep
Acting as if he's got nothing to eat
But he's one of the top, the elite
I got as many views in my career
As Delirious has just got in a week
You better Shuch up when I drop on the beat
Because even though he can't properly speak
He will climb greatness mountain and then grab
Greatness's tits at the top of the peak
He can play Gmod Hide and Seek
With Vanoss then switch up to Hide and Shriek
Everyday's Friday the Thirteenth, so
Check your sub box first thing, oh
He plus Gmod are peas in a pea pod
Try and stop him and there'll be a season of Jihad
Fighting over who might be the supreme God
They've both never been seen, does it seem odd?
The Delirious family knows
We're unlike the average joes
Or Mannequin hoes
The insanity shows
No wonder mom and dad are panicking loads
Your'e damned if you do and you're damned if you don't
So strap on the mask and gooooo

The moon tide is tugging on my heart strings
This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing
So instead of singing melodies
I just sort of rythmically speak
About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing
Greatness's tits at the top of the peak

Oh, the moon tide is tugging on my heart strings
This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing
So instead of singing melodies
I just sort of rythmically speak
About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing
Greatness's tits at the top of the peak

Why so serious, why so blue?
Ain't H2O Delirious right fo' you?
Why? What lenghts could a guy go to
To provide your amusement, acquire those views
In Vinewood driving a Rhino through
Find Shia LeBeouf and call him Shilo Boof
Ahem, that was a typo, oops
No need to correct me you snide lil' douche
Everyone's a critic, the line's so true
When you get what creators online go through
"You're so useless and I'm so cool"
I can hit a low and a high note too
'Scuse me but do I know you?
Telling me to die, bro, why don't you
Shuch up!
You're in serious need of a
TOUCH UP!
I don't meen make up, I mean getting
ROUGHED UP!
Shuch up!
If you found that offensive well then
You should have heard what I took out the
Rough cut!
Shuch up!
If you don't, I've a prediction
Shuch up!
You'll become a survivor victim
Shuch up!
Just Shuch up! Shuch up! Shuch up!
Just Shuch up! Shuch up! Shuch up!
Just Shuch up!
Or I'll introduce my foot to your buttocks

The moon tide is tugging on my heart strings
This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing
So instead of singing melodies
I just sort of rythmically speak
About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing
Greatness's tits at the top of the peak

Boat wrecker, dope peddlar, vogue setter
Go getter, joke teller, so clever
Wana make a video better?
No pressure
Lol joke the heat's overloading your processor
You're a flat pack hat rack, he's an oak dresser
Don't imitate, come up with your own method
Or even better, just don't ever
Pimpin' out the lo lo with chrome leather
Taking over the show at his own leisure
While I study flows like a professor
We dunno whether dinos had no feathers
But we do know the zero's supposed to be a letter
It's totally an "O" not a number
This is a Courgette, this is a Cucumber
Known as zuchini
Oh 'scuse me, but I'm from overseas, so sue me
Goody two shoes and a blue hoody
Bloody shoes would he choose to be you buddy? Who?
True that he's too good he needs to be studied
To discover the gene making movies funny
Ten million subs that'll see YouTube
Then be "Please mummy, we need food"
How can I say this without seeming rude?
Pff, screw it, you're a penis dude!

The moon tide is tugging on my heart strings
This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing
So instead of singing melodies
I just sort of rythmically speak
About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing
Greatness's tits at the top of the peak

Lemme begin a rap that's incredibly fast
See me get in and then vanish quicker
Than the fidget spinner fad
MiniLadd's getting really mad, checking the minimap
Like the fella was in Trinidad with a myriad
Of chickens when he meant to be in Chiliad, silly chap
Will he actually get'em back and intact, or be
Picking up a bit of litter and sticking it in a bag
With a death date written on the tag
I know true, it's a sucky task
But somebody's gotta do it so go fetch the hockey mask
That costume's Delirious, don't copy that
Hitting with the impact of a shotty blast
He needs food to bloat up his body mass
And make a meal montage with a Rocky track
One second, he's a fully jolly chap
And the next he's a bloody stroppy twat
And if you haven't ever heard of Batcoon
He's a badass, crime-fighting racoon
Kicking every villain's ass to this rap tune
'Til it make an excuse to leave, and soon
Delirious rhymes with:
Curious, Furious, Spurious and Devine Mysterious Experience
So get down on your knees and beg
With a prayer to the white circle easter egg

The moon tide is tugging on my heart strings
This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing
So instead of singing melodies
I just sort of rythmically speak
About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing
Greatness's tits at the top of the peak

Oh, the moon tide is tugging on my heart strings
This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing
So instead of singing melodies
I just sort of rythmically speak
About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing
Greatness's tits at the top of the peak





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  1. J.... L....

    H2O FOREVER!!!

  2. j.... 4....

    I can't believe it's already been 2 years

  3. 8.... r....

    Wait deliriouses heart has a bottom

  4. C.... ....

    ive been subbed since 2012 but i loose my accounts

  5. D.... J....

    shuch up

  6. C.... L....

    That beat...
    While driving damn...

  7. J.... K....

    I love delirious ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  8. T.... R....

    Am I the only won ho thinks he wrote this song to rost duleriuse

  9. J.... C....

    A prayer to the white circle Easter egg

  10. J.... T....

    I think that the person who is singing is a clue what he looks like 🤔

  11. S.... ....

    10 rappers eminem would not rap against





    B o i

  12. E.... S....

    You are the most delirious prison iv ever watched keep up the good work and if I git to meet you in prison I would love to do a video with you best content

  13. S.... H....

    Ah she told me put my heart in the bag

  14. A.... M....

    My god this guy isn’t even bad at it but just hearing British rap makes me want to die

  15. T.... ....

    This song is lit 🔥😁

  16. D.... S....

    On a live video of you taking off your mask

  17. Z.... -....

    A great song for a great youtuber

  18. s.... g....

    Before I begin my speech
    Ad: NO YOU DONT

  19. C.... P....

    I'm from Russian, but it's cool

  20. R.... R....

    Sick bruh

  21. l.... l....

    I think he said bubble Daryl wrong

  22. S.... C....

    That greatness mountain line is amazing

  23. m.... t....

    200000M

  24. N.... L....

    Есть кто Русский и смотрит это видео?
    Отзавитесь лайком под комм или напшите

  25. t.... h....

    3:43 than the fidget spinner fad so funny

  26. I.... -....

    The chorus is perfect wdym

  27. L.... F....

    This song is so dope

  28. J.... M....

    You're awesome H20

  29. S.... W....

    Pls put this on spotify mate this is like the best song ever

  30. U.... J....

    Seeing this gets me in the feels, Delirious says we’ve changed his life but he also changed ours

  31. T.... M....

    So cool and so Awesome !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. K.... H....

    Can't wait to see delirious to do a vlog

  33. H.... I....

    2020 and I still think this is the best rap ever

  34. P.... Y....

    6.9M views lol

  35. j.... p....

    Sick song ay

  36. k.... t....

    It is the coolest thing I ever ever seen l I love you H20

  37. c.... A....

    2020 anyone?

  38. C.... C....

    Bro WATCHING THIS ON ACID THOUGH..

  39. S.... T....

    i just realized he roasted mini ladd 😂

  40. I.... b....

    Nah man. Thank you for giving us something to look forward to every time we see that notification. Keep it up

  41. R.... E....

    What happened to spaceman chaos

  42. K.... K....

    I been watching for 8 yer

  43. L.... ....

    2020 boys

  44. d.... k....

    11:59 I’m dead

  45. T.... !....

    10Million music video **exits**

    The views: *6Mil*

  46. d.... X....

    Haters:die bit"" h2O:why dont u

  47. K.... B....

    I believe you can git 100 million subscribers

  48. G.... ....

    11:57 lol

  49. M.... m....

    H2o army

  50. K.... K....

    It 2020 i still listen to this

  51. m.... l....

    Instead of spotify I have shazam. i really like this song !

    m.... l....

    I like it too

  52. J.... W....

    i saw the joker Easter egg with WHY SO SERIOUS?

  53. G.... ....

    Anyone here watching this in 2019/2020?

  54. s.... f....

    Sounds like dan bull

  55. F.... P....

    Aroooooooooooooooooooooo in the background

  56. K.... O....

    Today is my birthday and This song came out on my birthday last year Jan 4. I’m such a huge fan

  57. R.... ....

    this sounds like the idubbz disstrack

  58. m.... c....

    Why me hear ban bull

  59. p.... g....

    2020 anyone?.... I gave into the fad

  60. X.... ....

    I love this song but not as much as his videos

  61. A.... S....

    Their songs but they're loud actually

  62. z.... d....

    This is awesome song

  63. M.... L....

    💟💟💟

  64. H.... K....

    👍👍😁😁😎😎😎😎😎😎☠👻

  65. A.... F....

    Shuch up

  66. M.... n....

    OMG THIS WAS RELAESED ON MY BIRTHDAY EVAN THOUGHT IM 1 YEAR IN IT HE FUTURE!!!!

  67. D.... 1....

    Congrats DELIRIOUS FOR GETTING 10 M SUBSCRIBErs !

  68. G.... B....

    If you listen on 4:33 you can here delirious

  69. E.... ....

    This song puts me to sleep every night

  70. R.... X....

    Congratulations delirious on Your 10 million subscribers

  71. F.... 1....

    everyone may saw that or maybe not idk but on 1:52 on the tang it says ´Give Birth´....just wanna say guz no one else said it

  72. J.... B....

    Im so glad to be in this delirious army 👌👌👌👌

  73. S.... C....

    i think this dude is diss tracking on delerious i mean its just a guess

  74. M.... M....

    What’s your favorite animal

  75. Z.... W....

    this video hydrated me

  76. F.... F....

    Thus we get Elye
    My OC inspired my H2O

  77. N.... N....

    I love this song

  78. A.... b....

    2 mil between 2018

  79. L.... C....

    H20 is the best YouTuber in the future

  80. H.... M....

    Everyone is secretly Delirious... Shhh, don't let others know

  81. K.... E....

    i love delirious i love you

  82. L.... C....

    Made me think that guy who was singing was H20 Delirious

  83. j.... b....

    What if he made one then said nah

  84. S.... ....

    I want to see you video h20

  85. A.... H....

    Who is still here in 2019

  86. F.... d....

    I give this an infinity

  87. S.... G....

    I notice the beat is very similar than when Idubz made his diss track on RiceGum

  88. V.... /....

    0:30 Eminem reference

  89. [.... �....

    The way how delirious just turns saying “NO” is just to funny I’m laughing so hard 😂😂 0:06

  90. K.... J....

    Imagine triping balls at the end of the song.

  91. M.... ....

    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  92. M.... ....

    👋👋👋👋👋 hi H20 delirious. and I heard your songs they are so cool

  93. T.... S....

    Yo delirious can you put this on iTunes?

  94. M.... G....

    Ay subscribedr

  95. M.... G....

    you are awesome

  96. H.... ....

    Here is a Spotify link for the song! https://open.spotify.com/user/douglby/playlist/7kh1FuiPkPDjHyncqjmL7G

    THANK YOU FOR TAKING MY CHANNEL TO WHERE IT IS TODAY! <3 This video has a lot of Easter Eggs in it, Which ones did you see?

    H.... ....

    H2O are you want a WW3 to start because if I heard Jihad word I would fight till die but are you muslim

    H.... ....

    Everybody shut up shut up shut up shut up I don't care what you say I went to shut up

    H.... ....

    I did not see any Easter eggs in the video

    H.... ....

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥