Bull, Dan - Gunslinger Lyrics






Listen up, brother, got a little rhyme for you
But I gotta tell ya; I ain't no durn singer
I'm a gunslinger

Who's a better gunslinger? That's a humdinger
Blood blister on my one finger from triggers
And I don't hunt deer, so chump, here's something I'd like to advise
Better run for your life if you'd like to survive in the frontier
It's like you drunk beer, brain ain't configured
A word to the wise and your mind will become clear
Bright as the lights on the rides of a fun fair
So come bring your Jesse James and Billy the Kid
I'll make a mess of their brains and fill 'em with lead
And I will until every damn villain is dead
Then I'm bringin' the sheriff a bag full of their heads
Handlin' any man that is plannin' to stand in my path
Because I'm heavy-handed with every bandit I wrangle with
And we're in a century that hasn't any ambulances
So best pack your best brandy and bandages
When I'm rat-a-tat-tattin' on my Gatling guns
The blast attacks faster than my battlin' puns
A LeMat in my one hand and another in my other
So get runnin' for cover, you would you rather be buggered?
Shots, I'm lickin' off like the sugar on my cherry strudel
I'm quick on the draw, call me Mary Doodles
I'm gettin' reward money to bury people
And as a result, I never need to be very frugal
'Less you want your tooth pulled, pay the dentist
I make rackets as if it's an angry game of tennis
Don't hate the player, no, hate the business
I make a livin' from wanted posters: Jay McGuiness

Forget a hook, I ain't no durn singer
Brother, look, I'm just a gunslinger
So forget a hook, I ain't no durn singer
Brother, look

I'm just gonna get some dynamite and then I'll light my pipe
And when the timing's right, I'll set the skies alight
Kind of like Juarez calls for Silas Greaves
To make you fall like a pile of leaves
Shootin' line after line after line of thieves
And I've touched more gold than a miner's sleeves
When I wield dual revolvers, you'll feel the coldness
Once in a blue moon, I'm using my holsters
Shootin' my Colt, I'm too skilled to falter
Is it any wonder saloons here are closed?
When you bring a whole platoon filled with soldiers
I barbecue fools, a new meal for vultures
High noon, we're overdue for elevenses
I left the saloon, it was strewn with your severed limbs
Bringin' just a shoe to a shootout
To kick your booty so brutally, you'll never get my boot out

Forget a hook, I ain't no durn singer
Brother, look, I'm just a gunslinger
So forget a hook, I ain't no durn singer
Brother, look, I'm just a gunslinger

I'm just a mean-ass gunslinger
And I guess that's all I'll ever be
But lemme tell you that's all I ever wanna be
A mean-ass gunslinger, pardner
Beg your pardon, ma'am





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  1. -.... Z....

    In 1899 there was this man in Lemoyne, they called him Quick Tongued Dan Bull. The only thing faster than his body count, where his words. They say he talked his way out of three separate hangings....

  2. M.... C....

    life was good back then

  3. A.... L....

    Prodigy Big gundown? :)

  4. B.... D....

    This game is sucha fucking hidden gem
    Its SO good

  5. B.... S....

    He sounds like froggy fresh in this rap

  6. c.... m....

    It's funny because there are very few people that sound like that

  7. e.... c....

    1:55 HIGH NOON

  8. S.... ....

    Silas never left us with nothing.......

  9. �.... ....

    Yall ready for Red Dead Redemption Two?

  10. L.... ....

    I feel ashamed that he has a better accent than me and i live in Texas

  11. J.... K....

    Rap better than the entire game.

  12. B.... D....

    this game was definitly underpopulated it had agreat story and gameplay

  13. R.... ....

    Whats the name of the backing track? I know it from Dead man Walkn. But whats this particular one called? Thanks!

  14. J.... y....

    I'm gunslinger

  15. D.... H....

    that's a pretty good western voice he has/had

    D.... H....

    It's actually pretty awful and not how anyone talks, but it's a good stereotype accent, especially for a Brit.

    D.... H....

    lol seriously

    D.... H....

    this comment is pretty old i completely forgot about it.

  16. E.... B....

    'Who's a better gunslinger?' *waits for overwatch McRee rap*

    E.... B....

    Hmm. It's already happened...

    E.... B....

    Anti Superman
    say when...

    E.... B....

    Reptile *waits for Courier 6

    E.... B....

    Reptile can mccree shoot a dynamite in the air and the shooter afterwards and win a duel in under 0.6 seconds while shooting a bird before winning?

    E.... B....

    Yuki Hana, John Marston could do best thought.......

  17. �.... �....

    Says he isnt a gun singer. Proceeds to sing with guns. I feel lied to

    �.... �....

    He says durn singer

    �.... �....

    @Red October .... I feel ashamed since i have listened to this song 50 times and never realised.... Yeah well he still sing the liar!

    �.... �....

    Well played

  18. J.... ....

    Roland would be proud.

    J.... ....

    +Zak Vanpell I iz da spodermon.

    J.... ....

    no, Jesse Mccree would be proud "2" be "shots".

  19. T.... B....

    I don't think I have ever met someone in Texas that spoke like that...

    T.... B....

    +Foods Eat *live

    T.... B....

    +Foods Eat You live I'm Texas?

    T.... B....

    +Ethan Saucier yep

    T.... B....

    +The Banana Probably suppose to be a texan from the 1900's

    T.... B....

    Same attitude, new voice. Coming from someone who's lived in Houston for 11 years.

  20. N.... P....

    dan buffalo

  21. P.... ....

    Wow. So he decided to rap in southern accent...... AWESOME

    P.... ....

    Well some people do if you didn't know

    P.... ....

    +MUTEGAMERKOG well i only lived in Dallas

    P.... ....

    Ok I'm just saying that some people can speak in southern accent

    P.... ....

    +MUTEGAMERKOG well i'm assuming his accent is based on 1900's texan accent.

    P.... ....

    @Firan25 Yes. Yes it is.

  22. L.... ....

    touched more gold than a miers sleve

  23. a.... ....

    "booty" in british-southern accent sounded like internet revealing to me again its weird majesty

    also, if you're tempted to use old-timey video filters to imitate old film - don't make the "hairs and scratches" so hi-res they're one pixel in 1080p =) The whole point of them is old, triple-copied prints that were run through projectors hundreds of times, mishandled, scratched, recut hastily, and peppered with projectionists' dandruff. It's gotta be 1.66:1, with film gate shadow, frame jitter (sometimes, not all the time), weird blurriness (not always, many old BW prints are crisper than 4K), and very rare scratches and hairs that mostly occur near the part beginnings and ends (i.e. 10-minute or 20-minute chunks of movie, or at least scenes).

    a.... ....

    cool cool

    a.... ....

    ayebraine ....Kay.......

  24. T.... K....

    the best polish franchise besides the witcher

    T.... K....

    +Tomasz Kiełtyka ah-rem... You forgot... The Cartel...

    T.... K....

    +Sniper Gamer The Cartel wasn't that bad. It seemed to be a rushed title. The game mechanics were cut and paste from Bound in Blood so that made the semi-auto and automatic weapons seem very clunky. The cut scenes were in need of the most polish as the models and voice acting were worse in cut scenes than in game. The story had a similar feel to the first two games, though I think they tried to hard to be edgy like GTA or something.


    Gunslinger made up for all the sins of the Cartel though. I think it was well presented with the cellshaded models, the story was great, and the gun play was well above Bound in Blood. I wish gunslinger had multiplayer though.

    T.... K....

    i had to admit that The Cartel had is moment but the games was soon bad and... repetetive... i found a lot of bugs and my IA partener was... just.... fuckin moron... but the game was cool there and there... and the guns was nice but clunky... but yeah... Cartel is not a good game. Gunslinger is a hell of a game... damn fun to play

    T.... K....

    +Epotheros The Cartel was just dead island with more ammo and guns, thats why it was bad.

    T.... K....

    Dead Island

  25. R.... ....

    Polish game dev rules!

  26. R.... ....

    Polish game dev rules!

  27. t.... ....

    love this one, really fun to listen to and rap along to with a hick country accent haha. I also like how he went with that accent, its interesting to listen to a guy with a british accent use an American country accent.

  28. R.... P....

    Please, never use a country accent. Ever.

    R.... P....

    @Robert Prine Ill use ur face bro.

    R.... P....

    hush mode

  29. n.... ....

    Get elders react to react to Dan bull

  30. S.... ....

    Who's a better gunslinger?
    That's a humdinger,
    Blood blister on my one finger,
    From triggers, 
    And I don't hunt deer,
    So chump here's something: 
    Better run for your life if you'd like to survive in the frontier.
    It's like drunk beer, 
    Brain ain't configured. A word to the rise, 
    And your mind'll become clear,
    Bright as the lights on the rides in the fun fair!

  31. W.... ....

    complete mindfuck lol, I can hear some of his british accent slipping through and mixing with the southern.

  32. G.... S....

    So forgive me for asking, but how good is the game itself? Is it worth buying?

    G.... S....

    @George Snell yes yes yes yes oh god yes yes buy now buy RIGHT NOW

    G.... S....

    It's in my top 5 games.

    G.... S....

    It's a fps shooter that's like arcade shooting game but able too move around and is better than any call of duty since forever

    G.... S....

    2 words

    FUCKING AMAZING

    G.... S....

    +George Snell its consider one of the best wild west game made. If its can go along RDR... then its FUCKING GOLD MAN

  33. J.... B....

    All PC listeners: go to options and click 2X speed, do it for as many of his songs as possible

  34. r.... h....

    Who knew that this accent sounds so good when doing a rap??

  35. H.... H....

    The bell at the start sounds like my cats bell

  36. I.... ....

    BADASS
    - War badass Chicken

    I.... ....

    We don't care who signed it.

  37. N.... S....

    "God made men, but Samuel Colt made 'em equal." Love this game

    N.... S....

    +Giant Dad And then John Browning made them gods.

  38. n.... t....

    This shit goes hard xD

  39. J.... ....

    This is such a good game

  40. A.... P....

    still think this is one of your best

  41. x.... ....

    I wonder if he really talks like that but he just hides his real voice and talks in a british accent.

    x.... ....

    He is british

    x.... ....

    +Rami Myers that's gotta be it

    x.... ....

    +Rami Myers He has every accent, he just hides his real voices with all other accents that combine to sound like british :P

    x.... ....

    Rami Myers Yep

    x.... ....

    :| My reality might just come apart

  42. C.... ....

    speed 1.5, the speed he raps now

  43. J.... A....

    i'm just a mean @$$ gunslinger!
    I love this man. can't believe I haven't seen it. 
    nice job dictionary dan . lol

  44. R.... ....

    I memorized...This..Whole..Song. OFUKYEH

    R.... ....

    I'd be impressed if you could memorize his Gears of War rap. That one still eludes me.

  45. n.... ....

    speed 2 is amazing

  46. H.... ....

    really sick dude !

  47. M.... ....

    Ha, good

  48. j.... r....

    You could have made one about red dead redemption a wayyyyy better game but no you make one about a game no ones even heard of

    j.... r....

    here friend, have a dislike.

    j.... r....

    The two games are nothing alike...

  49. R.... ....

    Lol this rap is so funny and cool

  50. U.... F....

    i like it its cool

  51. F.... ....

    DAMN good!  Dan Bull can even NAIL an accent!!

    Kick-ass video!

  52. T.... R....

    dan bull, egorapter collabo! make it happen!

  53. L.... S....

    good rap dude

  54. S.... t....

    playing Killin floor only using lever rifle and dual revolvers wile hearing this. OOOHHHH SNAP!

    S.... t....

    BLACKSTAR IS GOD. BLACKSTAR IS LIFE.

    S.... t....

    @DMG Blackstar is cheap Naruto soul is god, soul is life.

    S.... t....

    @mrtacomuncha Fuck Naruto

    S.... t....

    @Killulikeaboss2  WOOOOO! YEAHHHHH

    S.... t....

    @mrtacomuncha
    WHEEEEEEEEW

  55. J.... S....

    silas the greatest badass besides chuck norris period

  56. C.... ....

    probably the next assasin's creed is cowboys i mean come on black flag and about war in the 1720

    C.... ....

    @Jovon Jordan I skipped the comment chain, so I don't know if someone has already said this or you already know, but AC: Unity has a short sequence set in WW2, in occupied Paris. It was done pretty well, but the *SPOILERS* *SPOILERS* *SPOILERS* *SPOILERS* *SPOILERS* *SPOILERS*
    explosions when you take down the airplanes look a bit... off. I think it's because they lose all their momentum.

    C.... ....

    @Starkiller10569 why would that sequence be in ac unity i thought it took place in revolutionary paris (explain to me without spoilers)

    C.... ....

    Lol I luv being in 2015 an seeing there completely wrong guesses next ones in the U.K so yeah

    C.... ....

    +finafang fow (JananKID20nBaccaMyKing) or set in Montreal.... yeeeeeeh

  57. J.... ....

    Super cool !!!!! Dan Bull best !!! take another rap game Call of Juarez Bound in blood  and Call of Juarez the Cartel. please

  58. n.... n....

    I AM THE 70TH DISLIKE :) I FEEL SPECIAL!!!

    n.... n....

    @lolight4 I proudly shall

    n.... n....

    @sean mills well there is a thing called an opinion do you know what that means??

    n.... n....

    @finafang fow sowwieee me haz an opinionz 3:

    n.... n....

    @notinmychochlatepie notinmysandwhitch
    Hates rap - clicks on rap video. 

    good logic. 

    n.... n....

    @notinmychochlatepie notinmysandwhitch So, your excuse for disliking this song is because of its genre?
    Christ, I can imagine you in the KKK.
    Prick. 

  59. K.... l....

    1.5 speed amazing...

    K.... l....

    1,5 speed? That's idiotic. 1,18 makes sense.

  60. d.... ....

    Dan you did more of a mountain accent then a south western one
    If people complain to me that it not a big deal it the same as if he did a northern English accent when he was trying a southern one

  61. G.... M....

    No kidding, I am in the western us of a and that is exactly how some of us talk like,

  62. M.... X....

    eminem style  voise 2 
     good  RAP (y)

  63. D.... L....

    You're everywhere on youtube, you're getting annoying...

  64. m.... ....

    james maginus or jay maginus?
    i dont play call of juarez

    m.... ....

    Jay McGuinness

    m.... ....

    thanks. after re-watching the video, i notice it says it in the lyrics.

  65. H.... H....

    This is my favroute of your songs

  66. O.... S....

    Mary Doodles!

  67. S.... ....

    Yay, marydoodles!

  68. D.... D....

    He kinda sounds like Krispy Kreme at the beginning

  69. M.... B....

    Dan! You should try out for a role for the next Red Dead game. Heck...you should try out for the main character. That'd be fun. Going through the wild west...Dan Bull style xD

  70. D.... F....

    I feel like that end bit (I'm just a mean ass gunslinger) you then should have gone into a fast rap (or in the middle of the song). It feels empty. .. love your stuff though, keep up the great work.

  71. B.... ....

    Has Dan Bull Done a Mortal Kombat Rap? (Sorry for all the caps,it's a habit)

    B.... ....

    @***** No he wasn't 

    B.... ....

    @***** Does that mean he did or that he didn't???

    Decide yourself please.

    B.... ....

    @***** So, yeah, he didn't...

    B.... ....

    -Holy King Nope-he should tho-ask him in the newest rap

  72. A.... n....

    Thanks 4 backing me up lethal gaming

  73. H.... V....

    You my friend has earned a suscriber and a fan

  74. A.... n....

    He did not swear once in this

    A.... n....

    he said mean ass

    A.... n....

    @John Velure You don't really think that ass is considered a swear word, do you?

  75. R.... ....

    Do any of you have a southern accent and do you known what it sounds like

    R.... ....

    In fact, I do. A Texan-Georgian mix in my own case, but I know what it's meant to sound like. The attempt isn't bad, in and of itself, but his english accent keeps slipping in, and it makes it sound strange. Great rap though.

  76. P.... ....

    Son, you can rap six ways to sunday, but your accent is terrible. 

  77. H.... ....

    Well....you´re british and I gotta admit your western accent was kinda good :D

    H.... ....

    I live where the "wild west" was and i can confirm this is how we talk here

  78. W.... ....

    He's the Rapslinger!

  79. M.... A....

    awesome!!!!!!!!

  80. L.... ....

    such a sic rap song of y favorite game.. thanks Dan, making my day, saw this and insta-subscribed

  81. R.... L....

    Oh snap! That reference to Mary Doodles!

    R.... L....

    I wonder if anyone got it?

    R.... L....

    I didn't...

    R.... L....

    because she draws, i got it.

  82. S.... B....

    Jsnsnshjanajajajajajajananannanananananaanannananananansnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnnsnsnsnnsnnsjsjsnsnsnnsnsjsnsnsjsjsnsnsjsnsnsnsnshshshshshshshshhshshmsmsmsjsnsnsmsmsmdksjmejejejsnndhhdnejsnnsjwnwjsjjsjjjjjjsjsjsjsnhdhdgfgfhsjaaklaalqlowkwjehryrhfhdhdhdhdhdhdggxgffsgqhajakajsjjwsjjssjsjeusjensjemsjjeudjjhjhshhshah) hahahhshnskskskwksksksksksksksksjsjjsjskskdkskdkdkdkdjdkdkdkdkekekekekekejekdjdjdjdjdjdjsjsjsjsjsjjsjwjshshhsjdjdjsjsjsjsjsjsuwiwujdjdncnndmsksksk,eksmsjsmsjsmsjsmkssmkxdmdhndhdb

  83. T.... ....

    Because that would be 1/6 of the worlds population. not everybody can watch youtube.

  84. T.... ....

    Like whore.

  85. P.... ....

    also, it seems to be ~1/7th of the worlds population,

  86. P.... ....

    A billion?????

  87. s.... ....

    Mostly cause not that many people have computers. But i see your point.

  88. J.... B....

    I over estimated.

  89. d.... ....

    no it's not there's 7 billion humans on earth

  90. u.... ....

    Dan's British accent makes his southern accent sound kind of cool.

  91. J.... B....

    Because that's an 8th of the humans on earth..

  92. R.... R....

    Guess because ther aren't so many YT acc's...

  93. L.... Z....

    That is a mystery

  94. H.... K....

    I wish he would do a 'Red Dead Redemption Rap'.

  95. T.... ....

    the voice ?

  96. e.... ....

    Back in the 16 hundreds, maybe.

  97. H.... H....

    NO SHIT SHERLOCK