Bull, Dan - Gunslinger Lyrics
Listen up, brother, got a little rhyme for you
But I gotta tell ya; I ain't no durn singer
I'm a gunslinger
Who's a better gunslinger? That's a humdinger
And I don't hunt deer, so chump, here's something I'd like to advise
Better run for your life if you'd like to survive in the frontier
It's like you drunk beer, brain ain't configured
A word to the wise and your mind will become clear
Bright as the lights on the rides of a fun fair
So come bring your Jesse James and Billy the Kid
I'll make a mess of their brains and fill 'em with lead
And I will until every damn villain is dead
Then I'm bringin' the sheriff a bag full of their heads
Handlin' any man that is plannin' to stand in my path
And we're in a century that hasn't any ambulances
So best pack your best brandy and bandages
When I'm rat-a-tat-tattin' on my Gatling guns
The blast attacks faster than my battlin' puns
A LeMat in my one hand and another in my other
So get runnin' for cover, you would you rather be buggered?
Shots, I'm lickin' off like the sugar on my cherry strudel
I'm quick on the draw, call me Mary Doodles
I'm gettin' reward money to bury people
And as a result, I never need to be very frugal
'Less you want your tooth pulled, pay the dentist
I make rackets as if it's an angry game of tennis
Don't hate the player, no, hate the business
I make a livin' from wanted posters: Jay McGuiness
Forget a hook, I ain't no durn singer
Brother, look, I'm just a gunslinger
So forget a hook, I ain't no durn singer
Brother, look
I'm just gonna get some dynamite and then I'll light my pipe
And when the timing's right, I'll set the skies alight
Kind of like Juarez calls for Silas Greaves
To make you fall like a pile of leaves
Shootin' line after line after line of thieves
And I've touched more gold than a miner's sleeves
When I wield dual revolvers, you'll feel the coldness
Once in a blue moon, I'm using my holsters
Shootin' my Colt, I'm too skilled to falter
Is it any wonder saloons here are closed?
When you bring a whole platoon filled with soldiers
I barbecue fools, a new meal for vultures
High noon, we're overdue for elevenses
I left the saloon, it was strewn with your severed limbs
Bringin' just a shoe to a shootout
To kick your booty so brutally, you'll never get my boot out
Forget a hook, I ain't no durn singer
Brother, look, I'm just a gunslinger
So forget a hook, I ain't no durn singer
Brother, look, I'm just a gunslinger
I'm just a mean-ass gunslinger
And I guess that's all I'll ever be
But lemme tell you that's all I ever wanna be
A mean-ass gunslinger, pardner
Beg your pardon, ma'am
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Bull, Dan Gunslinger Comments
In 1899 there was this man in Lemoyne, they called him Quick Tongued Dan Bull. The only thing faster than his body count, where his words. They say he talked his way out of three separate hangings....
life was good back then
Prodigy Big gundown? :)
This game is sucha fucking hidden gem
Its SO good
He sounds like froggy fresh in this rap
It's funny because there are very few people that sound like that
1:55 HIGH NOON
Silas never left us with nothing.......
Yall ready for Red Dead Redemption Two?
I feel ashamed that he has a better accent than me and i live in Texas
Rap better than the entire game.
this game was definitly underpopulated it had agreat story and gameplay
Whats the name of the backing track? I know it from Dead man Walkn. But whats this particular one called? Thanks!
I'm gunslinger
that's a pretty good western voice he has/had
It's actually pretty awful and not how anyone talks, but it's a good stereotype accent, especially for a Brit.
lol seriously
this comment is pretty old i completely forgot about it.
'Who's a better gunslinger?' *waits for overwatch McRee rap*
Hmm. It's already happened...
Anti Superman
say when...
Reptile *waits for Courier 6
Reptile can mccree shoot a dynamite in the air and the shooter afterwards and win a duel in under 0.6 seconds while shooting a bird before winning?
Yuki Hana, John Marston could do best thought.......
Says he isnt a gun singer. Proceeds to sing with guns. I feel lied to
He says durn singer
@Red October .... I feel ashamed since i have listened to this song 50 times and never realised.... Yeah well he still sing the liar!
Well played
Roland would be proud.
+Zak Vanpell I iz da spodermon.
no, Jesse Mccree would be proud "2" be "shots".
I don't think I have ever met someone in Texas that spoke like that...
+Foods Eat *live
+Foods Eat You live I'm Texas?
+Ethan Saucier yep
+The Banana Probably suppose to be a texan from the 1900's
Same attitude, new voice. Coming from someone who's lived in Houston for 11 years.
dan buffalo
Wow. So he decided to rap in southern accent...... AWESOME
Well some people do if you didn't know
+MUTEGAMERKOG well i only lived in Dallas
Ok I'm just saying that some people can speak in southern accent
+MUTEGAMERKOG well i'm assuming his accent is based on 1900's texan accent.
@Firan25 Yes. Yes it is.
touched more gold than a miers sleve
"booty" in british-southern accent sounded like internet revealing to me again its weird majesty
also, if you're tempted to use old-timey video filters to imitate old film - don't make the "hairs and scratches" so hi-res they're one pixel in 1080p =) The whole point of them is old, triple-copied prints that were run through projectors hundreds of times, mishandled, scratched, recut hastily, and peppered with projectionists' dandruff. It's gotta be 1.66:1, with film gate shadow, frame jitter (sometimes, not all the time), weird blurriness (not always, many old BW prints are crisper than 4K), and very rare scratches and hairs that mostly occur near the part beginnings and ends (i.e. 10-minute or 20-minute chunks of movie, or at least scenes).
cool cool
ayebraine ....Kay.......
the best polish franchise besides the witcher
+Tomasz Kiełtyka ah-rem... You forgot... The Cartel...
+Sniper Gamer The Cartel wasn't that bad. It seemed to be a rushed title. The game mechanics were cut and paste from Bound in Blood so that made the semi-auto and automatic weapons seem very clunky. The cut scenes were in need of the most polish as the models and voice acting were worse in cut scenes than in game. The story had a similar feel to the first two games, though I think they tried to hard to be edgy like GTA or something.
Gunslinger made up for all the sins of the Cartel though. I think it was well presented with the cellshaded models, the story was great, and the gun play was well above Bound in Blood. I wish gunslinger had multiplayer though.
i had to admit that The Cartel had is moment but the games was soon bad and... repetetive... i found a lot of bugs and my IA partener was... just.... fuckin moron... but the game was cool there and there... and the guns was nice but clunky... but yeah... Cartel is not a good game. Gunslinger is a hell of a game... damn fun to play
+Epotheros The Cartel was just dead island with more ammo and guns, thats why it was bad.
Dead Island
Polish game dev rules!
Polish game dev rules!
love this one, really fun to listen to and rap along to with a hick country accent haha. I also like how he went with that accent, its interesting to listen to a guy with a british accent use an American country accent.
Please, never use a country accent. Ever.
@Robert Prine Ill use ur face bro.
hush mode
Get elders react to react to Dan bull
Who's a better gunslinger?
That's a humdinger,
Blood blister on my one finger,
From triggers,
And I don't hunt deer,
So chump here's something:
Better run for your life if you'd like to survive in the frontier.
It's like drunk beer,
Brain ain't configured. A word to the rise,
And your mind'll become clear,
Bright as the lights on the rides in the fun fair!
complete mindfuck lol, I can hear some of his british accent slipping through and mixing with the southern.
So forgive me for asking, but how good is the game itself? Is it worth buying?
@George Snell yes yes yes yes oh god yes yes buy now buy RIGHT NOW
It's in my top 5 games.
It's a fps shooter that's like arcade shooting game but able too move around and is better than any call of duty since forever
2 words
FUCKING AMAZING
+George Snell its consider one of the best wild west game made. If its can go along RDR... then its FUCKING GOLD MAN
All PC listeners: go to options and click 2X speed, do it for as many of his songs as possible
Who knew that this accent sounds so good when doing a rap??
The bell at the start sounds like my cats bell
BADASS
- War badass Chicken
We don't care who signed it.
"God made men, but Samuel Colt made 'em equal." Love this game
+Giant Dad And then John Browning made them gods.
This shit goes hard xD
This is such a good game
still think this is one of your best
I wonder if he really talks like that but he just hides his real voice and talks in a british accent.
He is british
+Rami Myers that's gotta be it
+Rami Myers He has every accent, he just hides his real voices with all other accents that combine to sound like british :P
Rami Myers Yep
:| My reality might just come apart
speed 1.5, the speed he raps now
i'm just a mean @$$ gunslinger!
I love this man. can't believe I haven't seen it.
nice job dictionary dan . lol
I memorized...This..Whole..Song. OFUKYEH
I'd be impressed if you could memorize his Gears of War rap. That one still eludes me.
speed 2 is amazing
really sick dude !
Ha, good
You could have made one about red dead redemption a wayyyyy better game but no you make one about a game no ones even heard of
here friend, have a dislike.
The two games are nothing alike...
Lol this rap is so funny and cool
i like it its cool
DAMN good! Dan Bull can even NAIL an accent!!
Kick-ass video!
dan bull, egorapter collabo! make it happen!
good rap dude
playing Killin floor only using lever rifle and dual revolvers wile hearing this. OOOHHHH SNAP!
BLACKSTAR IS GOD. BLACKSTAR IS LIFE.
@DMG Blackstar is cheap Naruto soul is god, soul is life.
@mrtacomuncha Fuck Naruto
@Killulikeaboss2 WOOOOO! YEAHHHHH
@mrtacomuncha
WHEEEEEEEEW
silas the greatest badass besides chuck norris period
probably the next assasin's creed is cowboys i mean come on black flag and about war in the 1720
@Jovon Jordan I skipped the comment chain, so I don't know if someone has already said this or you already know, but AC: Unity has a short sequence set in WW2, in occupied Paris. It was done pretty well, but the *SPOILERS* *SPOILERS* *SPOILERS* *SPOILERS* *SPOILERS* *SPOILERS*
explosions when you take down the airplanes look a bit... off. I think it's because they lose all their momentum.
@Starkiller10569 why would that sequence be in ac unity i thought it took place in revolutionary paris (explain to me without spoilers)
Lol I luv being in 2015 an seeing there completely wrong guesses next ones in the U.K so yeah
+finafang fow (JananKID20nBaccaMyKing) or set in Montreal.... yeeeeeeh
Super cool !!!!! Dan Bull best !!! take another rap game Call of Juarez Bound in blood and Call of Juarez the Cartel. please
I AM THE 70TH DISLIKE :) I FEEL SPECIAL!!!
@lolight4 I proudly shall
@sean mills well there is a thing called an opinion do you know what that means??
@finafang fow sowwieee me haz an opinionz 3:
@notinmychochlatepie notinmysandwhitch
Hates rap - clicks on rap video.
good logic.
@notinmychochlatepie notinmysandwhitch So, your excuse for disliking this song is because of its genre?
Christ, I can imagine you in the KKK.
Prick.
1.5 speed amazing...
1,5 speed? That's idiotic. 1,18 makes sense.
Dan you did more of a mountain accent then a south western one
If people complain to me that it not a big deal it the same as if he did a northern English accent when he was trying a southern one
No kidding, I am in the western us of a and that is exactly how some of us talk like,
eminem style voise 2
good RAP (y)
You're everywhere on youtube, you're getting annoying...
james maginus or jay maginus?
i dont play call of juarez
Jay McGuinness
thanks. after re-watching the video, i notice it says it in the lyrics.
This is my favroute of your songs
Mary Doodles!
Yay, marydoodles!
He kinda sounds like Krispy Kreme at the beginning
Dan! You should try out for a role for the next Red Dead game. Heck...you should try out for the main character. That'd be fun. Going through the wild west...Dan Bull style xD
I feel like that end bit (I'm just a mean ass gunslinger) you then should have gone into a fast rap (or in the middle of the song). It feels empty. .. love your stuff though, keep up the great work.
Has Dan Bull Done a Mortal Kombat Rap? (Sorry for all the caps,it's a habit)
@***** No he wasn't
@***** Does that mean he did or that he didn't???
Decide yourself please.
@***** So, yeah, he didn't...
-Holy King Nope-he should tho-ask him in the newest rap
Thanks 4 backing me up lethal gaming
You my friend has earned a suscriber and a fan
He did not swear once in this
he said mean ass
@John Velure You don't really think that ass is considered a swear word, do you?
Do any of you have a southern accent and do you known what it sounds like
In fact, I do. A Texan-Georgian mix in my own case, but I know what it's meant to sound like. The attempt isn't bad, in and of itself, but his english accent keeps slipping in, and it makes it sound strange. Great rap though.
Son, you can rap six ways to sunday, but your accent is terrible.
Well....you´re british and I gotta admit your western accent was kinda good :D
I live where the "wild west" was and i can confirm this is how we talk here
He's the Rapslinger!
awesome!!!!!!!!
such a sic rap song of y favorite game.. thanks Dan, making my day, saw this and insta-subscribed
Oh snap! That reference to Mary Doodles!
I wonder if anyone got it?
I didn't...
because she draws, i got it.
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Because that would be 1/6 of the worlds population. not everybody can watch youtube.
Like whore.
also, it seems to be ~1/7th of the worlds population,
A billion?????
Mostly cause not that many people have computers. But i see your point.
I over estimated.
no it's not there's 7 billion humans on earth
Dan's British accent makes his southern accent sound kind of cool.
Because that's an 8th of the humans on earth..
Guess because ther aren't so many YT acc's...
That is a mystery
I wish he would do a 'Red Dead Redemption Rap'.
the voice ?
Back in the 16 hundreds, maybe.
NO SHIT SHERLOCK