Bull, Dan - Grand Theft Auto V: The Mighty American Dollar Lyrics
[Verse 1:]
My name is Michael, landed and titled
Think of a crime, and it probably was my fault
But now I cleaned up my act, call me Lysol
I used to pull off heists then I got out of the cycle
For a property in Rockford Hills
But now I rock the mils and the mansion
Looking for the answers at the bottom of a bottle
As I pop the pills, for reals, I live a life of luxury
But trust me, I'm the man it sucks to be
Look and see, my family's dysfunctional
Sometimes I feel like I really want to punch them all
My son's a ball of blubber, about as awful as my daughter
Or her mother, Or her mother's other lover
Motherfucker, suffering a midlife crisis
You shouldn't be surprised what the mind of a man does
To hide from the madness of Amanda's
Even my analyst is struggling to handle this
So it's about time I went back to being the protagonist
[Hook x2:]
There's only one philosophy I follow
And that's the mighty American dollar
[Verse 2:]
They call me Franklin, I'm all about the Benjamins
I spend on anything that's got a revving engine in
I never had a family, except my gang and me
I was educated at the Hard Knock Academy
But gang banging was an absolute calamity
They handcuffed and chucked me in the slammer, it was agony
Now I'm free, being a repo man is my reality
But on this salary I can't afford a calorie
And as I can't gather enough food to eat
From Vespucci Beach, then I might resort to felony
Felling an enemy or anyone offending me
Befriending people who inevitably will depend on me
But if I end up in a feud with Lamar
I'll lick off his top, like a Cuban cigar
I'm the dude with the car, a superstar
In a street fight I'll pull off a hadouken (Rah!)
You might find me in the strip club, bruh
But I didn't come to get my dick sucked, nah
I'm a hip hop star, Blood? Crip? Not moi
I'm the top dog, sit, Chop, ha!
It's like this, it's like this, look
[Hook]
[Verse 3:]
My name is Trevor
I live inside a trailer in the desert
Where I blaze the crystal method
This unhygienic lifestyle only takes a little effort
But the cash I had I've gone and wasted it, I'm reckless
I haven't got a pound to my name
So it's time to get out of the county of Blaine
I used to fly a plane, now I just fry my brain
Howling at the Moon, you can assume that I'm insane
Like my neighbour Ron, I don't know what page he's on
Paranoid conspiracies, I really believe his brain is gone
Any plan I make, something has to spoil it
I can't fit this fucking foot down the toilet
I've got a penchant for throttling a pensioner
Then grabbing a can of petrol and notching up the temperature
I've got a nervous twitch that's quite violent
So I'm doing suicidal stunts in my Y-fronts
I fell out with Michael, we never quite saw
Eyeball to eyeball, but now it's time for
Us to reunite, grab the shotties and the rifles
And set the town alight in a giant fireball
[Hook]
[Verse 4:]
The three of us are so grand thefting
The best in the biz no damn question
Man it's sexy, straddling a jet ski
Ramming it at jet speed, get me?
What you doing in our neck of the woods?
You best be checking the HUD cause in a second your blood
Will be flecking the mud when we bust you by the lip
Take all your money and then customise a whip
How can we justify this shit? We must be kind of sick
That's why we keep the piece that's the most trusty by the hip
So pull the map out while we pull the strap out
Pow pow 'til the po-po go and black out
Dropping from the chopper then we grab a couple hostages
We're hot, dog – sausages
We trade stocks and cribs, take shots at pricks
Bury their heads in the dirt – ostriches
The unholy trinity in your vicinity
Sinning with a seriously symbiotic synergy
We're the three similarly sinister Gs
Each sending the cinema screen into the cemetery
Cynically, with no sympathy seen
So simmer down and listen to this symphony please
To put it simply, police are just some pimply sleazes
We'll pimp as we please and so we send them to sleep, yes!
[Hook x2:]
There's only one philosophy we follow
And that's the mighty American dollar
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Bull, Dan Grand Theft Auto V: The Mighty American Dollar Comments
Fuckin love that hook lol
I swear Franklin walked in tune of the beat! This is great, keep up the great work!
My name name is lester
I’m in a wheelchair
You're gonna be making songs for two life times
You would have made an amazing American...
*6 yrs late to this channel and video. Awesome video. One thing that came to mind. I wonder if he says "who passed petrol?" Or "who farted?". Also, are Americans the only ones who say, GAS? (Finger and thumb on chin) Hmmmmmmmmm*
3:13
*FACTS*
I mean what
FFS People! Stop quoting everything people say! Not only is it annoying af, but it's boring, lazy and an unoriginal comment...
Very nice song
it was 6 year ago, wow
“There’s only one philosophy i follow, and its the mighty american dollar”
Trevor: i haven’t got a pound to my name
American dollar: American
Pound: British
*SEEMS LEGIT*
Nobody:
Intro: Ooo
The thumbnail LOL !
You have not completed the game.
This rap explains why you have to save them all, fuck the extra money on other characters, you have so much extra shit if you save them all
I would be surprised if this comment wasnt forgotten
Nice try
It was worth a shot
The mighty British pound
GTA V RAP "Todo por dinero"
Zarcort, keyblade, Peter g, cyclo
I don’t understand how this isn’t his most popular song
2:37 I can't fit this Fucking foot down my toilet
I thought he said landed entitled
I watched this when I was 12 and barely understood it, now I'm 15 and own gta, Its a realy good rap
Dude “the only philosophy I follow is the mighty American dolla” that like is so awful especially since you cut the beat and auto tune and just said it with a normal voice twice. I’m not gonna lie you’re a terrible rapper. People only listen to your stuff for entertainment. Not because they can bump to it.
"People only listen to your stuff for entertainement" ...yeah.
Loonie that’s not what I meant.
Loonie I meant they listen to laugh at how bad it is
Its a shame that the story is overshadowed by that sinkin' online mode.
Dans rhyming scheme is Eminem esc
VERY BAD WHATS THE VIDIO 😲😛😠😤
who else started lip-syncing while watching this.
If your reading this in 2019 like
Holy shit. I just realized what Franklin, trevor and michael represent. They represent the *reason* people commit crimes. Franklin commits crimes for greed. Michael for thrill. Trevor for power. These are the three reasons crimologists say people commit crimes.
dan where’s your f*cking peggle song
ZELLEEENDUUUUUST
3:08 never saw this in the story mode
Greatest GTA V rap ever
We're hot dog ... sausages
Still one of the best game raps ever, god I fucking love dan bull
There is only one thing that we follow: *-The Mighty American Dollar!-*
Alguien Que Hable Español?
you just dont have the voice for rap :P english people shouldnt rap
Honestly, Devin Weston has to be the evilest videogame character ever!
Do a song featuring Seuss Mace you guys have the best flow
1:13
CJ is that you ?!
Dan fuck you kuya ok nabaliw nasayo
anyone else thought this was a GTA vs epic games / fortnight rap battle
We should get a gta online rap Daniel
Man, 5 years, where the fuck does the time ago
Brilliant
I really like the rap but the accent is annoying
2019 ??
This brings back so many good memories... I'm still listening
all rise for the gamer national anthem
mighty AMERICAN DOLAR
2018 is almost over and i'm still here
" til the PO-PO and blackout " he guessed the name of one of black ops 4 modes 5 years prior
U ryhemed dollar and follow.
Just no
who 2018
THIS IS THE BEST RAP HE HAS EVER HE HAS DONE EVERYTHING RIGHT IN MY OPINION AND HOW DOSENT HAVE MORE SUBS COSHE DESERVES LIKE TWENTY MIL AT THE LEAST
stop being such an kid
Omg, I can’t believe I jamed to this shit😂😂😂😂😂😂
I miss those days
Legendary
'merica dolla
I can’t fit this fucking foot down the toilet lmfao
5 years later still listening
Why'd he call Franklin a hip hop star?
So much promise....and now nothing but that money whore online matter
This rap sucks
5 years and still loving it
574yu
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Can someone give me the lyrics of the song?
The Player 99 are you joking?
i played detroit become human cuz of this song
Now i am free too
Fuck you guys 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Terrible song
Wonda why nobody signs this guy. Dope as shit
I used to love this so much
1:All of them
2:Trevor’s rap
3:Franklin
4:Michael
Make one of Wolfienstein
I really only liked Michael's part, the rest of it just sucked.
The refrain should only have been there for Michael's part and nowhere else. You should have thought of something else for Franklin and Trevor.
1.25 speed is epic
And his name is daniel gay
My brother is gay
This is awesome
2018 BOI
How is this one man better than jt machima it’s fucking insane
This made me get gta
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！？6哦你要买
🤶in our old days we used dirt to figure out our raps
This was good
I. Still. Listen. To. This. Often.
Its. Been. Five. Years.
I. Still. Love. This. Song.
GTA is amazing!!!
Best rap ever this person is better then mnm