Bull, Dan - Diablo 3 Lyrics






(Ah) My name's Deckard Cain, reincarnate
I'm the author of the lore for this dark place
I understand you're a guy on a mission
But if you could just give a min, stay a while and listen
Because again the land of Sanctuary's fucked
By the forces of darkness, thank you very much
And I suppose I'm responsible for dealing with this
Demon epidemiological chronicle of a diabolical oracle, it's horrible
When your chance of living is thinner than a hair follicle
Smaller than a molecule, hell is more than metaphorical
It's down under the town in the cracks, underground like my raps
Now let me tell you the facts
You'll need these to get yourself through the acts
So ensure your ears are clear and sound gets through the wax

I come in one of five flavours at once
If you need speed then you'll favour the Monk
The Wizard is a mage, the Demon Hunter's ranged
The Barbarian is in a rage at the front
The Witch Doctor is the main name for shamanism
Today's the day you make the fate-changing decision
Make haste into the prison of the Dark Lords
Who start wars with us, they'll see we're hardcore
If you're struggling with Azmodan, just
Tap my number in and ask for Dan, 'cause
In that conundrum I am the man
To leave a demon heaving, gasping
Like it's asthma, damn, 'cause
I got the master plan
I got the master plan
I take my scrap to be crafted by an artisan
The improvement of loot is essential
With the exception of my weapon: the pencil
Tearing apart skeletal archers like parchment
Giving your heart a myocardial infarction
You'll beg my pardon if I look like an old gnome
But I've written whole tomes on the Soulstones
So lyrically I'm lethal, all I need is beats
And my speech to defeat the Prime Evil
We will succeed cause I'm a wizard
And I run this game like Blizzard





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  1. D.... F....

    Back here after the announcement of Diablo 4

  2. G.... ....

    You gotta do a diablo 4 rap now

  3. C.... P....

    Please make a diablo 4 rap

  4. S.... ....

    This rap still absolutely slaps

  5. s.... s....

    I realized after listening to this 5 times he is missing the crusader and the newest necromancer. I wonder what he would have for them.
    maybe
    the crusader is broken and the necromancer is very op.
    XD
    ( i am bad at this)



    ( the crusader is broken on x box 360 and with the necromancer patch on x box, one crusader is broken there too. the necromancer on Xbox one is very strong. don't have necro for 360 )

  6. I.... O....

    hah, he had so many moments to pursue something other than an objective limited by his own brain’s capacity for foresight or pro found; too late, and those obligations instead of what I was crafting to our benefit;; ______ + _______ + _________ & _________ = now a ? lmao gtfo

  7. J.... �....

    Rhyming "Azmodan" with "asthma, damn" is still one of the most fucking brilliant things ever

  8. �.... T....

    Holy shit, 7 years ago when I listened to this I was 11. Dan is literally the man who brought me into the genre of rap. He one of the men who shaped the young adult I am now. Watching Pewdiepie play Amnesia, watching and growing as Simon and Lewis made their way through the Shadow Of Israphel. Thank you for being apart of who I am Dan.

  9. T.... ....

    So good ! Great ;)

  10. T.... ....

    Was this song made on a phone?

  11. P.... F....

    GIFS WITH SOUND #153 AT 3:04 Is your Song dude.. holy moly

  12. G.... t....

    Just grinded through this game in a day on Master, honestly loving

  13. G.... B....

    I forgot how good this tune was probably the best dan bull song

    G.... B....

    It's good but I prefer the Dragonage Inquisition rap. That actually made me go buy the game 😀

  14. K.... D....

    2018 and I'm here to listen it again.. bcz this rap is better than whole D3

  15. G.... ....

    One of my favorite raps of all time.

    So sick, one of his best songs by far.
    Though i gotta say at the end, should be 'better than blizzard'

  16. M.... F....

    Shamenism

  17. A.... H....

    Azmodan looking thicc af

  18. Y.... N....

    best fucking rap and flow ive heard, fucking niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

  19. G.... ....

    After the song ends

    My brother: "Why isnt there a diablo 3 game on mobile?"

    G.... ....

    That comment aged poorly...

  20. P.... P....

    Cabbage

  21. G.... ....

    This is the BEST!!!

  22. T.... H....

    Still gives me the chills!!

  23. A.... ....

    My name's Dekard Cain reincarnate, stare at my granddaughter while I masturbate..

  24. r.... r....

    I have never played diablo but even I know this rap is badass

  25. B.... i....

    my god Dan awesome rap man 😍

  26. A.... G....

    omg i love this rap gz :)

  27. L.... ....

    It's so f*cking GOOD!

  28. O.... ....

    The lyrics are awesome






    So is his voice






    So is the music






    ... anything else?

    O.... ....

    ORPPRANATOR Prendergast The game or atleast the CGI?

  29. p.... ....

    should have ended with a rhyme about being a bard that wouldve killed it for me but not bad now we need a rap about barbie horseback adventures

  30. R.... P....

    I need to stop watching these and work on my English... *DAMNIT*

  31. C.... M....

    Since I can solo Malthael on Torment 10, I'm good on help. Thx though.

    C.... M....

    Cullen Mitchell so just malthael or?

  32. c.... o....

    So fucking dope.

  33. S.... ....

    Man the instrumental is totally amazing!!!

  34. R.... B....

    For the Crusade!

  35. R.... R....

    Rapper of Souls

  36. S.... ....

    The lyricks to this are awesome :D

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    so is the music.

  37. P.... P....

    I want this Lyric font NOW!!!!

    P.... P....

    Exocet. :))

  38. C.... E....

    Grand song, disappointing game.

  39. y.... y....

    206 demobs disliked this video

  40. T.... G....

    Monk All the Way.

  41. K.... O....

    Does the demon hunter use a giant bone boomerang?

    K.... O....

    +Kaelen O'Hea no

    K.... O....

    +Kaelen O'Hea I think you mean a bow

    K.... O....

    @TheGamexworld No, I mean boomerang. Come back when you get the Inuyasha reference.

    K.... O....

    Diablo players don't watch anime, no time for it.

  42. y.... ....

    25-11-2015 still best Douglby rap :v

  43. M.... V....

    dan bull life is strange rap plz

  44. k.... ....

    so many good pun

  45. M.... ....

    Still one of my favourite Dan Bull tracks.

    M.... ....

    Agreed, casually raps this while playing the game.

  46. e.... ....

    Need to do the Ultimate Evil edition...add the Crusader and the Angel of Death into the mix too!

  47. D.... S....

    How do you think of all the words love the dmc rap

  48. v.... ....

    OH MY GOD you even sampled Hellfire's intro cutscene!!! So much fucking nostalgia right there because Hellfire is the version I had as a kid (and loved the extra levels, too, even though a few of the subtle game design changes made it a pain in the ass unless you knew about the unofficial "Hellfire: Fixed" patch, which I didn't...)

  49. V.... ....

    Was I the only one that found this game obnoxiously easy? All you have to do is keep clicking on enemies as quickly as possible and periodically hit a few other buttons

  50. E.... ....

    0:22-0:35 i need those words on a shirt and hoodie.

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    @EpicAlchemis Im sorry, but theres no shirt big enough to caption so many lyrics at once.

  51. C.... T....

    This truly is your best work.

  52. A.... R....

    @Exde I have been playing this game for a long time and I am grinding season 3 right now... Love this amazing game and its prequels

  53. A.... ....

    Diablo II is still the best game I've ever played. 

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    I personally did not enjoy III :/

    A.... ....

    @CallMeAvi That's a shame...as far as relaunches go, this one stayed truer to the spirit of the original better than a good many in recent years I can name. Of course, I'll also cop to the game being repetitive and a little boring if I stuck with it too long in one sitting. But so were the originals back in the day. It's just that then, nobody else was doing what they did.

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    I'd like to thank you for appreciating my opinion and not lashing out on me! :D I still might pick up III and do another play through and maybe it'll be a bit more enjoyable! :)

    A.... ....

    @CallMeAvi No, no, my pleasure. You've had as many ugly encounters with trolls as I have, I'm sure. No point in adding to the pain, yes? To me, it's a sign of maturity when you can acknowledge something is great but not for you. The flip side of that thought is to realize that everyone else is a little different in their tastes for that exact same reason. So...just practicing what I believe!

    A.... ....

    Preach it! Haha, Yeah man, I feel the same way!

  54. E.... ....

    does someone still play this game?

    E.... ....

    @Exde i do...i play on my peasant station 4..because that's what i am..

    E.... ....

    SHOO! peasant get back to work!
    jk.

    E.... ....

    @Exde Just got it a few months back, beat it all the way (with the Witch Doctor, generalissimo of the Army of Semi-Darkness) through the Reaper expansion pack. I played the first two a long time ago. Playing this one, even though it was on PS3, was just like coming home.

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    @Exde I do, at least the Ultimate Evil edition. On my Crusader, I beat the storyline on Normal, so trying it on the next difficulty up. :)

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    +Exde Mainly the expansion butt yup

  55. T.... ....

    Epic. Great work done on the original Town(Tristram) theme :)

  56. M.... E....

    http://9gag.com/gag/am0zmj9

    Thanks too you Dan u made my BDay Perfectly Rounded Up + u made my GF love Dia 3 :D

  57. B.... G....

    Amazing Rap Video ! Well done man !

  58. d.... h....

    am I the only one who thinks the wtich doctor sucks

  59. L.... ....

    Underground like my raps. Lol. Deckard Cain, you beast.

  60. l.... ....

    dan bull just badass

    l.... ....

    @lesROKnoobz Word...don't like rap as a rule but Dan's an exception. Thank you, Epic Rap Battles of History, for letting me know about this guy!

  61. T.... M....

    Good work sampling original Tristram music.  Makes me want to meet the Butcher the first time (where he rocked it surrounded by impaled naked bodies)

    T.... M....

    @T. M. Shannon i remember the butcher boss battle. it was about as hard as..i don't know,breathing?...that boss battle was boring and easy is what i'm trying to say.

    T.... M....

    he was barely a mini-boss but the gothic, Vlad the Impaler-themed room and "Ahh, fresh meat!" made up for it!

  62. M.... K....

    You missed out Crusader.

    M.... K....

    Welcome to pre-RoS, kiddo.

    M.... K....

    @Marcus Knutsson lol

    M.... K....

    @Marcus Knutsson Oh hai der
     

    M.... K....

    @Jack Hume
    Hey there Jack. Err. :P

    M.... K....

    @Marcus Knutsson i know right?

  63. W.... ....

    lol i didnt even know my profile pic was diablo 

  64. T.... ....

    Dan, Dark Souls rap, please

  65. S.... ....

    my most favorite franshise, thinking about play diablo 2 and yes I love old games ;D

  66. D.... ....

    If Deckard Cain "runs the game like Blizzard" then why did he die in the first act?

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    he survived diablo1 where diablo basicly wrecked the whole town.... diablo2 he followed us to the depts of hell AND SURVIVED but then some random bitch teleports into his face.... now tell me how the fuck would you survive that bullshit...

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    She barley even killed him what I think really happened is that he got to old and had a heart attack when he got scared by Maghda.

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    Yep, she was too ugly for him to handle.

    D.... ....

    @Dorian B. He's the one survivor of the first two games. He even managed to survive two spells of captivity by Hell's Overlords, two decades apart. So, frankly, he's already survived some pretty insane odds to begin with. Plus, he gets the player characters started on the right path each time to take out the Big Bads. His dying in the first act of III, considering he had to deal with 20 extra years, does nothing to cheapen any of that.

  67. T.... ....

    any song that sounds like 0:46 to 0:56 ?

    T.... ....

    ya a song i dont tho

    T.... ....

    well i know its the same one being played throught the rap.

    T.... ....

    @Deamon Hunters i think you're thinking of one of Tenacious D's songs...

    T.... ....

    @Deamon Hunters darude - sandstorm

    T.... ....

    @Deamon Hunters This one. ._.

  68. R.... ....

    Please do dark souls 2!!!

  69. R.... A....

    Nope. This pile of shit does not even deserve to be titled a game.

  70. R.... B....

    You should do a rap on the new expansion. :P 

  71. T.... t....

    will we be getting one for reaper of souls?

  72. s.... ....

    Ah if Blizzard were only as good at making Diablo 3 as Dan is at rapping about it. 

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    My Favorite Part 0:46 :
    I Come in One of Five,
    Flavours at Once,
    If You need Speed,
    Than You'll Favour The Monk,
    The Wizard is a Mage,
    The Demon Huner's Ranged,
    The Barbarian is in a Rage at The Front,
    The Witch Doctor is The Main Name for Shamanism

  74. T.... ....

    Do a reaper of souls version... this game is truely awesome

  75. S.... W....

    do you still have Battlenet?

  76. Z.... H....

    OMFG BEST RAP EVER!!!!! fuckin amazing bro.i love the fact hes speaking as if hes cain fuckin genius 

  77. z.... p....

    can you make an ascend:hand of kul rap?

  78. r.... ....

    Do a rap for Smite

  79. B.... ....

    This song at 1,5 speed. Damn xD

    B.... ....

    try at speed 2 and thats DAAAAMMMMN xD

  80. A.... Z....

    Fallout rap?

  81. K.... ....

    Should have said "run this game *better* then blizzard".

    K.... ....

    But then it wouldn't feel as cool as "Run this game LIKE blizzard"

  82. D.... ....

    Hey, u song is Incredible cool.

  83. T.... W....

    This may be a stupid question but what font is the words in. (Both in game and on video if different but I'm sure they are the same)

    T.... W....

    just google "diablo font". i believe you can download it for free from some sites :)

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    thanks for english project m8

  85. L.... ....

    In my opinion one of your best raps

  86. J.... S....

    marshal is that you?

  87. D.... ....

    does anyone else hear the word "chocolaty" at the start?

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    True reason why Diablo is so evil he didnt got his chocolate 

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    well i do now. 

    Dick.

    D.... ....

    Denwerism yes yes I do

  88. H.... B....

    Best rap ever

  89. T.... ....

    Dan bull you make me want to go and get a lot of games I don't have, oh and go back to play d3 xD man you epic

    T.... ....

    Lol lod school gaming ,is the best doom, quake, n46 ,8bit ,16 bit ,amiga ps1, ps2, sega mastersystem, Nintendo, super Nintendo .90s kids for the win .And 80s as well. That was when gamin was fun :3

    T.... ....

    @Christian Hansen For me, Gaming is still fun today. Except for all the cod games and fanboys. I love playing TF2 and CS:GO aswell.

    T.... ....

    Well every game now a day is the same and many gamers will agree with me x3 . It's so rarely you find something good and new .and not just a rip off

    T.... ....

    @Christian Hansen Last of us. Skyrim. South park stick of truth, metric fucktons of indie games that arent AAA

  90. J.... S....

    This is nice. :) Has sort of a creepy vibe to it.

  91. C.... ....

    Watching all of Dan's Raps at 1.5x speed. Quite awesome.

  92. A.... L....

    "Run this game like Blizzard". That itself makes this rap really badass :3

  93. S.... U....

    can u please do a world of warcraft rap your awsome at rapping PLEASE READ THIS

  94. H.... W....

    I LOVE THIS! OMG YUSSS! DIS. IS. MAI. GAME.