Bull, Dan - Crash Bandicoot Vs. Neo Cortex Lyrics




[Dan Bull:]
It's the Bull, Dan Bull
With my mate Age, Sav-age
We're gonna go back in time now
Way back to when it was still socially acceptable
For an anthropomorphioc marsupial to wear high [?]

[SAV:]
'Cause I'm Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
Big red haired animal with pants and shoes
You don't really know me for my dancing moves
Now everywhere I go, they shout: Bandicoot!
I'm Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
I said Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
I'm Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
Now everywhere I go, they shout: Bandicoot!

They call me Crash B-B-Bandicoot
Big red haired animal with pants and shoes
My genetics were enhanced in a lab
By two N. Sane scientists, I knew what I had to do
(Break free)
I've got to think quick and run
From the doctors and wow, I can spin, kick and jump
Running through the lab like a young George Best
I can reach a vortex, just three or four steps
Standing in my way I could see a forehead
My creator, my nemesis, Neo Cortex
He's a nearly bald man with a goatee
With a big 'N' on his head
And 'O' 'B' are the two letters that are kept in his coat, see
'N.O.B.' would look better for the slow readers
Running through the levels where rocks are rolling there
I'm dodging fire, riding on hogs and polar bears
And I haven't got a care when I grab an Aku Aku
'Cause you ain't gonna hurt me when
Udabaga
Thank you
There's lots to fear, see
I'm dodging TNT and boxes that are green
But wait, I've got to pause for a slo mo
Eyebrows up and down always, I'm loco
Man, I should be armed with a Go Pro
You can watch me while I'm searching for Tawna and Coco
I should be at a disco with friends
Instead I'm collecting these crystals and gems
No pistols or anything vicious
'Cause this is for kids, but us kids are now men
Equip me with anything, watch me come for you
My bazooka is shooting you with a Wumpa fruit
Forget your five a day, I got a hundred too
That'll puncture through you, you'll need a number two

'Cause I'm Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
Big red haired animal with pants and shoes
You don't really know me for my dancing moves
Now everywhere I go, they shout: Bandicoot!
I'm Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
I said Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
I'm Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
Now everywhere I go, they shout: Bandicoot!

[Dan Bull:]
My birth certificate says Neo Periwinkle Cortex
The best nemesis that ever did draw breath
Perfectionist, vivisectionist with a special gift
For resurrecting minions from any critters, pets and shit
But I bet I never win a nobel prize
I presume they've got a policy: No bad guys
If you don't know me, I'm the mojo thief
Giving loads of grief to boatloads of peeps
Because they're so beneath me, nobody sees
As deeply the scope of my rogueish schemes
In preschool I was the recipient of ridicule
Pretty please do tell me now: Who's the silly fool?
When I minimize the planet 'til it's miniscule
Making the Pacific Ocean fit into the kiddy pool
You're a little waste of energy, so I kilojoule
You must admit it, isn't being an evil villain cool?
If I look like a stereotypical bad guy
The reason is because I am one, that's why
But far more than a mere mad scientist
Rewiring household appliances
I am the vilest nihilist, tirelessly riotous
Fracturing alliances, confirming biases
Cultivating viruses, causing mild psoriasis
Yes I'm getting under your skin, like an itch
I am an antagonist, like Dan is to Savage
That's just how I cope with my emotional baggage
Do you know how it feels to have a head so massive
You can walk down the pavement and still stop traffic?
Remastered with Nil block graphics
Twenty years on and we still drop classics
The mic's real hot but I will not pass it
So go and shout it from the hilltops, Sav, it's

[SAV:]
'Cause I'm Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
Big red haired animal with pants and shoes
You don't really know me for my dancing moves
Now everywhere I go, they shout: Bandicoot!
I'm Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
I said Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
I'm Crash
B-B-Bandicoot
Now everywhere I go, they shout: Bandicoot!

[Dan Bull:]
I rather enjoyed that
Do you know I never actually played Crash Bandicoot?
I pretty much just... reworded the Wikipedia article on Neo Cortex
So it rhymed a bit better
That's essentially my job





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Bull, Dan Crash Bandicoot Vs. Neo Cortex Comments
  1. Devon Reese

    Crash Bandicoot The Return of Dr.Neo Cortex.

  2. TheR3DSniper

    This doesn't seem like a rap battle.

  3. peekachomp

    You used the beat for the fortnite season 4 song lol

  4. JimXInfinite

    Arn't the instrumentals from a fortnite season 4 song

  5. Just Cause Funny Moments

    you stole this beat from inthelittlewood but i love it

  6. Luber

    Algum brasileiro que assiste o canal Crash Bandicoot Brasil que lembra do "puncture" !?

  7. captain0ldy0da

    Never played Crash?

  8. steffanie Elorrieta Echarri

    El de crash

  9. Troy Crawford

    Well you know what I meant

  10. Troy Crawford

    We love it and Them. Crash rules

  11. Pinstripe's Girlfriend

    Nothing vicious aye? What about a gangsta with a literal gun!?!! Yeah, for kids 😒

  12. Laureen Walker

    Hey dan have you heard of DAGames?

  13. jake cartmell

    Banana banana?

  14. Zoko Dog

    BANDICOOT!

  15. ND Videos

    Neo Cortex Won

  16. Lich

    This game took up 95% of my childhood, the racing version of it took up the other 5%.

  17. Lori Trevino

    Do Crash Bandicoot vs. Sonic rap battle

  18. Lori Trevino

    Do you Crash Bandicoot vs. Sonic rap battle

  19. Lich

    I miss the racing game, that was legendary.

  20. Sparrow201

    the background music is the same as your winston rap

  21. omer Tirpan

    Crash Bandicoot won

  22. SavageDucky

    WOAWOAWOAWOAOWAWAOWOA!

  23. Cy Cortex

    Man I love this so much

  24. Jeremy SANS

    Crash Wins. Also Great Rap Song.😀👍☺️

  25. Deon Hearring Jr

    I like 0:18

  26. Angel 0f AXES

    i wonder why cortex is evil? and why did dan say he was a nihilist

  27. Confurmed kill

    WOAHSOME

  28. Josh Fischer

    Like that viewers critic your vids to make you grow, and love that you listen and progress and improve. Your awesome man keep it up

  29. Josh Fischer

    Your legit man love your vids your an awesome rapper

  30. CMC bandiCOOT

    You fuckin suck

  31. PSPReviewTech

    how did i not find this sooner

  32. Yarida

    Wow if anyone associates this with the shitty franchise ruining overused woah meme i’m gonna delete everything i did on YouTube and drink bleach live on twitch

  33. GHOSTY!

    3:06 TYPO it says wenty :P

  34. GHOSTY!

    1:27 is my favorite part

  35. Straight Outta Area 51

    Crash... Ba.. ba.. ba.. bandicoot.

  36. arturo martinez

    So cool

  37. SAV

    I’ve done an iPhone X rap. It’s on my channel now. I’m in a tuxedo.

  38. bernardo mito

    O crash é foda

  39. Ansixi

    Didn't really enjoy all the autotune, but I know others do.

  40. 3D Printing Professor

    Carmen Sandiego vs Mata Hari.

    Sorry, thought this was ERB for a second.

  41. Christian Birkin

    the different tones of voices for neo is perfect they go so well like if you agree

  42. Can

    I woke up at like 5 am on Fall Break and couldn’t fall asleep. Terrible time. Woke up at 6 am yesterday.

  43. ramblecampbell

    "You know, I've never actually played Crash before."
    Neither have I, Dan. Neither have I.

  44. Luna

    Not gunna lie this tune is LITTT🔥🔥🔥 as always

  45. Dani Miller

    Crash is my hero crash won

  46. Свят Sv

    Just awesome game from my childhood)))

  47. SpriteGod

    WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH THIS IS GOOD

  48. MoreIcerock

    1:13 *B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A*

  49. Vedo Beats

    Amazing work Dan!! Loved what you did with this!🙌🏽

  50. Srithor

    Sorry, not a rap battle. Just a well-done song with several verses about different characters. In a rap battle, there should be more disses, and probably a difference in style between the contestants. Why don't you know that?

  51. FenzoFRFR

    Woah...Woah....woah...
    *WOAH!*
    *WOAHOAHOAHO-*

  52. Papa Giuseppe

    That N.O.B. joke went for way too long.

  53. Leilio Lis-Amboyan

    I like the beat at the beginning.

  54. Platinum Boii

    MY CHILDHOOD!!!!!!! THANK YOU DAN!!!!!

  55. The_ NoobGamer

    Yo Dan mate, have you heard of The Crew 2? Would be nice if you thought about of doing a rap once it comes out. Many thanks my mate!

  56. Takarri

    Nice you keep amazing me DAN BULL

  57. OrBit H0aX

    but i bet i never win a nobel prize
    i presume they've got a policy: no bad guys

    idk what it is but that one line just like lit af

  58. LAVA FALCON

    THAT WAS OW$OME DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  59. Spiderman Dude360

    Pretty Nsane

  60. CorrosiveFenix

    the fact you never played a crash game is almost offensive

  61. DJ Donavyn

    2:10 is bad word

  62. Boo Boo

    Me and my friend sing this legit all the fucking time. I rap the Crash verse, while he does the Cortex verse.
    Best friend ever.

  63. Santiago

    RUINER RAP DAN!

  64. Winston Xi

    Dear Daniel Dugelby,

    Hi my name is Winston Xi I have been really enjoying your channel through the last couple of years, your raps have always been very distinguished from most of the rappers I would hear, as much, I have always loved the content and rants you would upload most of the time. I just wanted to say your raps have really helped me to enjoy my summer, when I go out I listen to your albums daily. Your flow and fast paced skills have been absolutely mind blowing.

  65. Hu,man

    WWWWOOOOAAAAAHHH

  66. Krishna

    How have you not made a PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds rap yet

  67. AlphaWolf42

    Please do one for junkrat

  68. Jason E

    See Dan Bull, I love some of your stuff and hate others. Your collabs are always fantastic, but some of your solo raps are just hit or miss. I love your stuff, and I love how you always have a song ready within a week or two of the game release or peak popularity. I'd love to see your take on Destiny 2 though, with DaddyPhatSnaps.

  69. LiveMy Niga

    pls a Splatoon 2 rap and a Pokemon tekken dx

  70. Moira Popsa

    Cool. Also, since you did a rap song to TheEvilWithin, will you do one for the second game? When it comes out?

  71. Peter Jacobsen

    Plz plz plz plz plz plz do a colab with Lil' J from Rooster Teeth!
    Rimmy Tim vs... You need some sort of character to tie with your channel Dan...

  72. xiS eaJ

    #DanBullapologisenow

  73. clueless _otaku

    cool beans

  74. AlexTheOne

    Make an IT Song?

  75. A.i.A

    #danbullapoligy

  76. László Mojzes

    The Long Dark rap please.

  77. Tellurium Lazuli

    You should try making an Age Of Mythology rap...i would like to hear that

  78. Marco Almeida

    DESTINY 2 Rap pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!

  79. Ethan Nunley

    Hey danbull do a destiny 2 rap

  80. Raymond Mazza

    May I recommend doing one for marvel vs capcom infinite.

  81. Schedy Jr

    #apoligisetopyroyoubast

  82. Dusttale sans

    w o a h

  83. gaahinalover

    now that' I've heard Crash, I wanna hear Coco x3

  84. J August

    Mr Bull, please make an epic Destiny 2 song that i may add to a playlist ive created which houses only the very best songs, yours take up a good portion of its contents. Thank you.

  85. Woe city

    Do a berrus rap with the hakai beat

  86. MR. whocares

    Please, Please do a monster hunter one.

  87. Grzesiek Baranowski

    #DanBullapologisenowbast-

  88. Kevin Vz

    Hablo español y estas canciones me encantan.



    Sigue así Dan Bull. 🙆

  89. Flavor Blasted Goldfish

    #danbullapologisenowbast-

  90. PlsSendBobs

    Vote NO

  91. Cuttlefish Captain

    #danbullapologizenow

  92. Callum Casey

    Writing this before the video: If crash is Australian (no offence Australians) I'm out.
    EDIT: Thank God

  93. FrostBurnz Smurf

    Dan you can do better than this and weres the overwatch raps im a huge fan of you and overwatch so if you ever do do another one can it be pharah since im a diamond pharah your other fans and your choice tho anyway this was cool bye!

  94. Dan Bull

    CAN WE GET 5 LIKES ON THIS SUCKER?

    Coco Pats Gaming 2

    Dan Bull I♥you Rap!!

    Killer Cat

    NO MORE LIKESSSSSSS

    Blaque Link

    Dan Bull Please please please do a Spyro rap!

    Amani White

    OF COURSE!!!

    Dragon ojo rojo

    Dan Bull 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻