Bull, Dan - Bullshot Lyrics

*“I’m the same as I was as a teenager, but with a way bigger belly”* 😂😂😂 me to Dan, me to. 😂😂😂😂

meh.. none of that made any sense. I don't know 95% of these people..
Escuse me while I go back to my job...

i am just waiting eminem to respond..

Hey Dan can we get a part 2 of this?

Dam dude tgis track hits hard and gose ham dam dude

Everyone: What the fuck Dan-
Me: No no, he's got a point.

I understand everyone else but never EVER diss jacksepticeye OR jt music OR stupendeum

legends say that 50% of the human population is dissed in this rap

SAVAGE!!

“Why not make it out of earshot"

That line is just dirty

BULLSH_T
Enter the correct letter

And it is O

I wish I had the courage to toast Ricky Gervais and Bo Burnham

He low-key just dug in everyone's ass

How dare diss vanoss bitch🖕🖕

Such a waste of talent, you are talented to the point where I you just focused on music, you’d bE a well known emcee.

Dan bull won't read this, he's too busy reading Borris Johnson's bullocks columns.

Not gizzzy

You missed an opportunity to call this bullseye

Dan Bull, you have invoked the wrath of Darkiplier. Expected a visit from the Marked Ones very soon...many years too late...as usual. Fear us as your blood will be offered to the all powerful Warfstache.

1:07 Greatest line from any song ever.

this man fears no one and nothing

this is brilliant

How can i find instrumental of this diss

My ears are bleeding god no.

Bob Ross is dead and don't beat a dead painter.

I love this song

Your the rap winston Churchill

how long are the tags

HOW DARE YOU INSULT GIZZYGAZZA YOU SON OF A BASTARDLY B!T€#

Your a fuck hole hnn

yea you better apologise to Daddyphatsnaps thats my brother-in-law so back off he is a better rapper than you could ever be

I take it you didn't get the part where its all a joke 😂

The ultimate distrack this needs to be number one! XD

I want this song to be played at my funeral

okay, WHY THE SHIT is this only in my feed now

The Andrew Huang line was by far the best

What I got out of this is him saying I miss pink guy I do to

NOT JOJI

OR WATSKY

OR EMINEM

OR BO BURNHAM

OR PYRO

OR MAXEMOEFOE

Jesus Christ this has more people then smash bros

Fine with everything except...






*HOW DARE YOU INSULT BOB ROSS, THE PAINTING KING, WE MUST PAINT YOU IN LITTLE GREEN TREES IN VENGEANCE!!*

Dan Bull gets triggered by Iggy Izalea and disses every celebrity he can think of in 8 minute song. That kind of sounds like something Em would do, just to piss everyone off.

waiting for Bob Ross' respond.

Come on you forgot that idiot morgz

Epic gamer moment when you commit mass genocide via rap. This was epic. By far my favorite rapper

I love how you think your doing good disses, I mean half of it is cringe and doesn't make any sense. Why are you even dissing Eminem I mean like he could destroy you. Most of the people you 'dissed' are actually quite nice.

you need to chill xD he even dissed himself. You need to stop fanboying. I can see your quite fun in parties lmao

Did you even listen till the end?

I only just notice what clippy is saying at the near end.Wow,just wow

"Im obviously too envious of him to be friends with him"
Wow, that wasnt even a diss at him. Is that why theres no Stupendium diss track?

All people on earth:JESUS

😂 beautiful

You just took a wrong turn when you dissed Jordan Petersen and Trump to.

Say sike right know

should've went harder on kwebbelkop, he fucking sucks.

D A D D Y
C H I L L

Damn. This is straight fire.

How did I just realize that this video was credited to the stupendium?

Sometimes I lend struggling channels a hand. ;)

@The Stupendium Wow was genuinely not expecting to get a response from actual mr stupendium himself. How did you find this comment? did someone tell you about it? did you get some kind of alert? or do you just listen to this song a lot and randomly peruse the comments?


Also really fantastic work on "The Fine Print", one of your best ones to date, and that was already an extremely high bar :)

That must be why you work on all your own videos

bro what the fuck

FUCK YOU DAN BULL!!!!!!!! AND DAN BULL MORE LIKE DAN POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sadly know over yt responded

Eminem what’s to know you location

HOW DARE YOU HARM THE STUPENDIUM!?!?!?! Sorry I actually don’t care this is a really god song.

I'm surprised you didn't attack Mac Lethal.

There is no more internet to see

Never diss Bob Ross again

Everyone:eminem could diss anyone and he is the best at it

Dan bull:hold my bull

Biggest trash since mumble rap started lmao 😂😂😂😂

I haven't heard anything from oliverage24 in awhile

Fuck you for dissing 7ix9ine

He has more disses against eminem than MGK had in his entire diss track

You should have a diss against Onision you would have a FIELD DAY!

You dissed Bob Ross
Get ready for a fucking crusade at your house

You are a fucking god!!

Damnnnn

What did Richard Ayoade did wrong?

I am offended

Scratch dat he gonna get f**ed by so many rappers by the time they done they'll be calling him Marilyn monroe

Welp dan bull is gonna get a whole album from eminem

rip Zjin

Should have been called buckshot

I'd be careful, dan;
Maurice Moss isn't a force to be reckoned with.
As a rapper you like compound--words but Moss practically invented the idea of Tnetennba.
Also he'll FLIP YOU UP!

He's dissin' many people even himself !!! Shit man I don't know why he dissin'

Leave Bob Ross alone 😭

Why you diss the dead !!!! Rip big narstie

3:50 *racism intensifies*

The only one who didn't deserve to be roasted is lindy beige.

1:17 IT crowd

Rihanna never hit me in a text
I take that as disrespect
So now I'm going to diss this set of celebs
Just for the swift effect
Don't care whether it's correct
This is the internet, we're here to misdirect
So don't get offended, it's just pretend
And I'm dissin' them just to hit the trend
Rippin' Eminem's latest song
It'd be thick to spend a cent on
Iggy Azalea, real name is Kelly
So maybe you're jelly
That Machine Gun's taking the credit
Your space on radio and telly
You've changed Katy Perry
Used to irritating but lately you're very
Whereas me, I'm the same as I was as a teenager
But with a way bigger belly
Oh, by the way I got a tip for J. Cole
Just shut your cake hole
Oh, ay Dolan Dark
These aren't memes, they're stolen art
You need to see a doctor
Grandayy, grab that needle, cold and sharp
Stick it in Logan's heart
Before the rematch show can start
He's overdosing on his own ego
We need Maxmoefoe so he can barf
At my birthday someone put on Paul McCartney
I said "Fuh you, don't spoil my party"
No one wants any more of the Carters
We only want Jay-Z or Beyonce
I can't say anything about Ariana Grande
Without making a teardrop
Andrew Huang makes music out of anything
Why not make it out of earshot
My career got big as Big Narstie
Now it's shrinking in size, Melissa McCarthy
I'm Dana Carvey, tryna recreate the fame of Garth
Dick Ayoade, you're not moss
And Minecraft's something you'll never top, notch
Beat the devil out of Bob Ross
Make him run out of red, blood loss
Does anybody watch Smosh
Or did they swap for Vanoss, gosh
But guess what, whatever it was
I bet it's not Jesse Cox
Went to the docks and I searched the whole harbour
Still couldn't dredge anything up as low as Nicole Arbour
Not even me when I'm dissing my own father
Or asking "Where's your certificate, Obama?"
Oh MC Lars, your tracks are like town on a Wednesday, empty bars
Damn, I'm begging you, Kendrick Lamar
Don't smoke, your flow's full of phlegm and catarrh
I bent my guitar tryna play like Brian May
I should make him send me the cost
But he might not pay
Off like calling iDubbz gay
Hey, didn't anybody tell J Cyrus
How stale vine is, you're past your sell date, Ricegum
Tyler the Creator a tireless creator of shiteness
Tried to get a Fine Brothers feat on a track
The cheek, they didn't even react
Don't know where to start Jacksepticeye
There's too much for track to rectify
That's the beauty, I don't have to specify
Cover up my tracks, I misdirect and lie
Jonathan Pie, a collar and tie
Won't hide your bile so curl up and die
Why do you even try?
Should leave and cry
Like Stephen Fry
Jeez, I sound like Pyrocynical
The kind of guy that finds it difficult
To say anything nice, he's like pinnacle
Of edgy teens, trying to rebel
It's nigh on as bad as Imalexx
And I simply don't like Callux
Markiplier? Bollocks
You can write that in italics
Casey Neistat is
Compensating too hard for his lazy life status
Making millions saying inane opinion
I'm hating Maisie Williams
In the same way you're hating minions
It's a silly thing
But I really think Lilly Singh
Shouldn't really sing
Jimmy Kimmel get off my homepage
And let me see more Limmy's show
Lately there's way too much Amy Schumer
Can't get rid of her, baby boomer
Had enough of that zany humour
I want her gone now, maybe sooner
JT Music, were you ashamed of your Machinima name
Or did you lose it?
Catch up, we're not living in a kingly age
Yeah, I'm looking at you Lindybeige
Won't see me in the club, there's a reason, ay
I dance like Theresa May
Recently I've been forcing rhymes
Eminem does it all the time
Now Shady's forty five
Anyone still check Shade 45?
By the way Olive Age 24
You're 24 any more
Just go away, Wroetoshaw
And on the way out close the door
Gamebody Jones should call it quits
I don't know what you're posting for
No one's coming for your show Paul Joseph Watson
There's no conspiracy, no one's watching
They just chose an option with no bloke who's foaming, frothing
Rode a Salford bus for several stops
Just to slag Gary Neville off
Now that Rap Devil dropped
I can attack Kwebbelkop
Travis Scott, I got goosebumps
When I burned the booth of Charlie Sloth
Shefali Oza, Weather? He hardly knows her
Give it up Stylosa, nobody's watching your show it's all over
Like Alex Jones looking trans phallic zones on his phone
Though he sprays transphobic rage
He loves dick, Bonecage
Dragging brains back to the stone age
Let's locate Post Malone's cave
Hey Prozd, looks just like an emoji, see
Give him the stink eye, I miss pink guy
How slow could Joji be?
An Eager Beaver, these people are needles
As Jessica Nigri's D D procedure
Don't need to hear Justing Bieber
Whiz Khalifa or Nigahiga either
I'm recalling Ethan and Hila
Getting all in Jordan Peterson's wiener
Breath reeks of lobster now
Better brush your teeth, call Lady Leshurr
Peter Dinklage needs elocution lessons
For better speaking English
Ay, Peter Serafinowicz
Look Around You's second season's really shit
I blame Graham Linehan personally
Says terf is a slur, but'll curse at adversaries
Doubt? Read all about it
Where on earth is professor Green now?
Emma Blackery ain't exactly singing masterly
New songs sound made in a factory
And that's flattery
Music quality descending rapidly
Now let me give Roomie a tip
Try improving your tuning a bit
Like the surgery boogie has picked
It's just a band, Scroobius pip
Hope nobody will want to sue me for this
Chris Brown already had too many hits
How many people can I humanly diss
And how many of them'll see the humour in this?
6ix9ine's too busy grooming the kids
Is he guilty? Yeah, I'm assuming he is
Chris Pine's no brilliant actor
William Shatner's really a bastard
Dizzee Rascal's as good at music
As Gizzygazza's as good at movies
Richard Branson sniffs his pants
And Arin Hanson that man ain't handsome
Jim Chapman might as well dress in drag
Or a bin bag
Fuck Big Styg and Syntax
Fuck Strippin and Sjin, twats
I don't donate to Philip DeFranco
Patreon hidden, it's filling his bank though
I don't hate him, I'm just jealous
Of him making dollars out of all you fellows
I make Jacob Rees-Mogg
Swap place with Snoop Dogg
And do drugs
With Joe Sugg
And Pewdie's pugs
Ozuna's music truly sucks
I truly hope Armando Iannucci's movies tank
Coochie coo, Lil Pump
Don't want to know what I'd do to you Gucci Gang
Donald Trump, what can I say that hasn't been said?
I'm all stumped
Like when I'm watching Watsy ruin
His career, what's he doing?
I'm obviously too envious of Stupendium
To be friends with him
Frankieonpc 1080p's outdated
Get a new Pentium
I'm heavily scorning Jeremy Corbyn
Anarchy's a better remedy for him
Could Ellen be more fawning?
Forget Stormzy, gimme a storm warning
I'm going all in
Jake Paul is appaling
Jay Foreman is boring
James Corden according to me
Is a great big ball of just boring
I'll call in and diss my Discord server
Till Brit's a bit more subservient
Brit, you're my servant
Nick, Jordan, all of you are boring burdens
I'm an insult hurling Birmingham boy
Pure vermin, slow-burning, Bo Burnham
And pointing out that Holasoy isn't so Germany
Do I rate Elro? Hell no
Potentially wish him well tho
Can't take it, but I dish it out
Tell Ricky Berwick to lick his elbow
Dudeperfect, you're as perfect as superfluous feuds
Worthless, never worked out what your true purpose is
Useless as Keem as a news Journalist
Fuck anybody who's heard my diss
Including you, you're deserving this
Put the word out quick
NerdOut ripped me off
I'm not sore about it
'Cause they're the new kid on the block
And I used to be hot, now I'm not
Like a burnt out whip
Miracle of Sound, you're really dumbing down
I can already predict your single coming out
I give Aaron Fraser-Nash a razor gash
You're a clown, Fabvl Chap, sit down
Shit, wow, look at Daddyphatsnaps' cruddy track
That's bloody crap, that
But still I might pirate it
Like I'm on a pirate ship
Flying a black flag
Oi, Henry Rollins
You're a Punk Phil Collins
Fuck Peter Hollens, and Jack Frags
Action Bronson's rapping nonsense
Elon Musk's an actual Nonce
He interrupted Andy Milonakis stream
And tried to touch his johnson
My stream of consciousness
Constantly leaking consonants
Upon the beat, incontinent
Concerts in three different continents
Concertinaed concept
Don't leave a comment
I won't read your correspondence
I'm more bothered reading
Boris Johnson's bollocks columns
Cheated on his wife and he lost the ring
So you can't blame the Hobbits, Gollum
Alex Wasabi, I'm sorry that you are not with Lauren
Sid Vicious, gone but not forgotten
Unlike Johnny Rotten
I'm not fond of Benedenedict Cucumberuphisbottom
Plus it's not often Hopsin drop something I bother watching
If I've got the option, I would rather watch Matt Hoss or nothing
Make a schedule Boyinaband
Stop going away and annoying the fans
But Faze Banks, stay away, thanks
I'm sure when you talk it's great bants
Nah, you're as awkward as a Ricky Gervais dance
So I'm already making escape plans
I wonder whether Drake wanks
Then shakes hands with underage fans
I'll sponsor Colin Kaepernick
Just to piss off the racist pricks
I'll take a shit and rub their face in it
Then make them pay for it
Fuck David Shrigley, JME
Fuck Daniel Craig, Xzibit
And absolutely fuck that Microsoft word Paperclip
I hate myself

Bruh i know im 10 months late but i gotta say wow you roasted like 170 people in 8 minutes bro eminem gotta step up his game haha :D

Fuck dude

7:27 wait you will support a racist "to piss off racists"? :D
Fool-proof! xD

Just why are you dissing this much people for almost absolutely no reason?! Take jacksepticeye for example, what did he do to you? And you even dissed us! Y’know YOUR SUBSCRIBERS, VIEWERS, ALL THA?! THEM! None of the people you dissed on here asked or deserved what you did, it’s disrespect! And I didn’t even know a youtuber like you would do that. And about your rap roasts, only one person deserved it, Logan Paul Deserved it, Pewdiepie asked you to do it, idubbz didn’t deserve it, neither did jacksfilms. So three words for you because of what you’re doing. You’re. A. Dick.

But can you do thisss????

@Lexoco
Just pointing it out.

Ay man chill.....

why the fuck does the art thief get the top comment

straight up called out everyone one earth

The iconic Eminem ending really tied this together for me

500k views 👌

I would like to apologise to approximately 98% of the following people.

Rihanna
Taylor Swift
Eminem
Iggy Azaelia
Machine Gun Kelly
Katy Perry
J. Cole
Dolan Dark
Dr. Grandayy
Logan Paul
Maxmoefoe
Paul McCartney
Jay Z
Beyoncé
Ariana Grande
Andrew Huang
Big Narstie
Melissa McCarthy
Dana Carvey
Richard Ayoade
Notch
Bob Ross
Smosh
Vanoss
Jesse Cox
Nicole Arbour
my own father
Barack Obama
MC Lars
Kendrick Lamar
Brian May
Idubbbz
J. Cyrus
RiceGum
Tyler the Creator
Fine Brothers
Jacksepticeye
Jonathan Pie
Stephen Fry
Pyrocynical
Imalexx
Callux
Markiplier
Casey Neistat
Maisie Williams
Minions
Lily Singh
Jimmy Kimmel
Limmy
Amy Schumer
Baby Boomer
JT Music
Lindybeige
Theresa May
Eminem
Oliver Age 24
Wroetoshaw
Gameboy Jones
Paul Joseph Watson
Gary Neville
Kwebbelkop
Travis Scott
Charlie Sloth
Shefali Oza
Stylosa
Alex Jones
Bonecage
Post Malone
ProZD
Joji
Jessica Nigri
Justin Bieber
Whiz Khalifa
NigaHiga
Ethan Klein
Hila Klein
Jordan Peterson
Lady Leshurr
Peter Dinklage
Peter Serafinowicz
Graham Linehan
Professor Green
Emma Blackery
Roomie
Boogie2988
Scroobius Pip
Chris Brown
6ix9ine
Chris Pine
William Shatner
Dizzee Rascal
GizzyGazza
Richard Branson
Arin Hanson
Jim Chapman
Stig of the Dump
Dr. Syntax
Strippin
Sjin
Philip DeFranco
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Snoop Dogg
Joe Sugg
PewDiePie's pugs
Ozuna
Armando Iannucci
Lil Pump
Donald Trump
Watsky
Stupendium
FrankieonPC
Jeremy Corbyn
Ellen DeGeneres
Stormzy
Jake Paul
Jay Foreman
James Corden
My Discord server
Brit Empress
Nick Henderson
ItsJustJord
Bo Burnham
HolaSoyGerman
Elro
Ricky Berwick
Dude Perfect
Keemstar
Anybody who's heard this
You
NerdOut
Miracle of Sound
Aaron Fraser-Nash
Fabvl chap
Daddyphatsnaps
Henry Rollins
Phil Collins
Peter Hollens
Jack Frags
Action Bronson
Elon Musk
Andy Milonakis
Boris Johnson
Gollum
Alex Wassabi
LaurDIY
Sid Vicious
Johnny Rotten
Benedict Cumberbatch
Hopsin
Matt Hoss
Boyinaband
Faze Banks
Ricky Gervais
Drake wanks
Colin Kaepernick
David Shrigley
Daniel Craig
Xzibit
Clippy
Dan Bull

@Spectralyte probably jake and logan paul

Is lazarbeam not important enough?

you did right to apologise to Eminem twice, don't know what coulda hit you

Dan Bull lol only 98% lol.

Y are u taking back your roast of Logan poul