Bull, Dan - Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel Lyrics
[Verse 1:]
We’re off to the Moon
And it’s full of lunatics
With a new bag of tricks
This place needs a luminous lick of paint
Coming through on a humorous tip
Then I switch from a clown to the brutalest prick
Getting through many clips
So my finger’s superhumanly ripped
Is there room at the inn for a lawbringer
Enforcing enforcers to forcefully pick up a fork
And nick your dinner?
Give some applause, I’m a pure winner
I’m a mixture of helpful and selfish
Marshall and Elvis
Armed, armored and well fit
Can’t help it
I’m departing to Elpis
WHOOAAAA
Everything’s going all wobbly
[Verse 2:]
I'ma find a pile of scrap
To mash up in the Grinder
Camp on a cliff and snipe you
I’m a Large Brain Matter Collider
Smashing up atoms and splattering minds up
No wonder I have to remind you that…
…Hang on a second, what’s that just behind you?
AHHH
Got you in the botty with a Shotty
Now you’re as sloppy as a Nosh from a Rotty
Not Rocky
But I’ll knock ye out with my Noccas
Gnocchi
Out with your knockers
Moxxi
She’s so hot I’m hot by proxy
And Athena, have you seen her?
That gladiator doesn’t need an arena
Tell them Tiny Tina just what she does
To my wiener’s demeanor
Could I even be keener
If she switched my decaf creamer
For a Cleavland Steamer?
I’m an eager beaver
Too bloody sweet for a tea with sweetener
I launch Vaulthunter.exe
So doom you can keep your BFG, sir
Don’t need that
To leave your face looking like a piece of pizza
When the Moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That’s a ballache, a ballache
When the Moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
Thats a ballache, a ballache
[Chorus:]
To The Moon And Back
To The Moon And
Back
Back
Back [x4]
[Verse 3:]
He’s a bastard, Handsome Jack
Keep the cash, have your ransom back
Him and dastardly plans go together
Like France and Jacques Chirac
‘Cause this is what happens when twats attack
And if you answer back
Then I’ll clamp your trap
Fancy that
I’m a Dandy Dan
A fancy man in a fancy hat
Claptrap
Hits hard and as harsh as a clap track
On a no limit records crap track
If it moves, I’ll frag dat
Bring it down like the NASDAQ
With my arsenal, I’m tear aparting all
Grammar Nazis who start a war
I don’t wanna boast
But I’m rather awe inspiring
When I’m flinging bars galore
Hit with a critical?
Typical.
I told you shit’d get physical
Clips galore, but I piss them all away
In your face
Waheyyyyy
Shoot anything from a brute to a cute bunny
Loot like a gold digger with a new hubby
Now I can’t fit into my suit 'cause I’m too tubby’
That pile of sand glitched
Is the dune buggy?
[Chorus]
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Bull, Dan Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel Comments
dan bull psycho be like
Soooo many good lyrics here
Can't wait for dans rap for borderlands 3
I didn't understand a word, but liked nonetheless because it was so cool and intense 😂
*pizza pie*
We all just gonna gloss over the fact of what he said about Tiny Tina?
‘S kinda shit
2x speed holllllyyyyyyy shitttttt
*InsAnITy IntEnSiFiEs*
2019 and still playing this, don't judge me i actually enjoy it XD
"When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie" that's when I went blind in one eye lol
My theme song for when in a video game with explosives and a mini gun and have extreme speed and dubstep is playing everytime
I do like your other raps, but when it comes to lines, this one is the one that reigns supreme.
Your music is savage and you should rap about Borderlands 1
The borderlands fps game series is one of my franchises
How did I just find this one?
THATS A BALACHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anyone else prefers dans borderlands 2 rap
best Game in the world !
This rap is kind of like Borderlands the Pre-Sequel itself. Excellent but not as good as Borderlands 2.
there is a reason dan bull has more subs than machinma, and it isnt because he visits subway more
it is because of these raps
I thought this rap sucked the first time I heard. I just relistened because I always watch/listen to songs and TV shows twice before I judge it and.. This is dope 👌
Finally got this game after 2 years
holdon there dan tiny tinas pretty young
that CLAPTRAP break down is fucking filthy af. arrgghh i can't even
This rap totaly kills everything the game stands for.
People complaining this rap is too insane... its a fucking borderlands rap...
This rap flow was so fierce and fast that by the end my eyebrows caught fire.
ummm jack is the good guy but vault hunter is the bad guy Jack just want to kill all bandits at pandora feel bad for handsome Jack
This is amazing! Fit's the feel of the series so well
Anybody catch Dan's reference to "That's Amore" by Dean Martin
Rap sounds like you freestyled this after spending 2 months in sensory deprivation torture.
god, this game could have been so good...
You can tell he likes this game more than other games
just like the games i like part2 more than the pre sequal
Better than the actual game.
who else played claptrap and thought "wow this ability is great"
or is that only me
Crippling Depression he's amazing cus he doesn't need oxygen xD
when the moon hits your lip like a big piece of shit
a ballache.
*what*
a pain in the balls or testicles i assume
@Zomical Gaming I understood, but... I... didn't understand. Thank you.
you are welcome
Broccoli
daaang daniel
I had no idea what was happening throughout the song... 10/10!
God damn that dune buggy line.
"TO THE MOON AND BAAAAAAAAAAAACK" love it
That pile of sand's glitched... Is the dune buggy?
Brilliant!!!
hmmmm. . . not a fan.
Try listening to it at X2 speed!
eminem has vodka and God knows what else Dan Bull has broccoli
We're back to moon? As a bunch of Lunatics! More like, MOONatics! Ayyyyyyyyy :D
You do realise where the term "lunatic" came from in the first place, right?
A Clockwork Curiosity no, I don't. I didn't study languages.
+Morpheus Anderson It basically means "moon-touched", or something similar.
So, you know, the word effectively already is that joke.
A Clockwork Curiosity thank you
+Morpheus Anderson Anytime.
"Puberty is great!"
I really didn't enjoy the pre sequel, but this rap is much better. I just didn't really find the "comedy" in it very funny and the new characters were pretty boring.
Who else hear's puberty is great in the begining
Just as awful as the game
Opinions...
Games awesome when you get it 75 percent off of package of games you already have so it only costs $5
Literally the first person i see on the internet that doesn't instantly shit at people for their opinion.
That is good... i think...
this is what will happen if donald Trump becomes president
who thinks having a clap trap as a servant would be awesome, no just me? oh well
after I buy an xbox one, I'll buy a remote control Claptrap
WORST idea EVER in the history of humans!
how dare u the have feelings
@Mad Lad those dont exist
@Gunning Wolf fair enough
It's here it is and break, not puberty is great, puberty isn't, it's awkward
Who else played as the handsome Jack clone and just loved the dialogue
i dont remember dialog but i do remember a level 30 something jack on my account. It WAS pretty cool though
The Scarecrow
sorry, Completed the game 5 times as Claptrap.
Yep, XD.
InSpIReD
I felt bad for Timothy
THAY DID YOUR RIGH WOW! _/'\_
Ok let's be real.
You haven't played borderlands
Until you go PC
JT machinam is better!
Looking for people who'd like to play this on PS4?
Playing right now 2-16-16
It wasn't even a revolver
(Spoilers!) kills giant robo ho (ferenitty) gets a purple pistol and purple shotgun and guess what? A white pistol
borderlands 1 rap PLS
I already thought dan looked like rou from enter shikari but the songwriting here just seals the deal. I've never seen them in the same place at the same time either
Sounds like Enter Shikari and I love it.
Please do more crazy raps like this they're great
It looks like Dubstep
*sounds?
*Smells?
*feels?
*tastes?
Mmmmm, tastes like dubstep XD
"ballache" okay then...
something tells me your a HUGE borderlands fan as you had to lick broccoli to make an amazing rap about it :D
the moon is full of lunertics (not bad spelling its a joke )
I get it lol
Shouldn't it be lunatics
+Orlando Fletcher cause luna =moon
this one gets it
just noticed cleaveland steamer lol. nasty stuff there
PUBERTY IS GREAT
Watching this in x2 speed is weird...
+FatalOnPC watching this in any speed is weird
he fucked up he said handsome jack its just jack there......
This game is just bad. Which is sad because Borderlands 2 is my most played game of all time
Let's play hide and seek find me in one of dans vids and you win
PUBERTY IS what???
+Cookiecave412 it was a sticky time in life lmao
cmon the story of presequel shows that jack is the good guy and lilith is a bitch
Sir Bull, eloquent knight of entertaining expressions, your efforts have and continue to inspire and please me. Namaste Dan :-)
TO THE MOON AND BAAAAAAACK! TO THE MOON AND BACK BACK BACK!!!
What did they say at the beginning the first line it sounds robotic, it sounded like they said "Puberty Is Great"
lolol i recognized that when i saw this comment
"He already has a brain"
?
im pretty sure it's puberty is great.
Jesse Jibran
"Purity of springs."
"Here it is...BASS!'
the TO THE MOON AN BACK TO THE MOON AN BACK BACK BACK is fucking cache
Only started playing this yesterday, the concept of playing as Claptrap was too much and I had to switch to Athena
Now i know why Claptrap can fight now... He got a new program called VaultHunter.Exe
"Is the dune buggy?"
I have never realized the pun before.
I SEE ALL IN A NEW, MAGICAL LIGHT OF REALIZATION!
@TheDoggyGIR dune buggy - a vehicle used to traverse sandy terrain
is the dune buggy - a question on how stable a dune is.
@EZI rnh OOOOOOOOH MMMYYYY GOOOOOOOODDDDD! thanks, don't understand how i missed it ._.
Lol I missed that thanks man
I understand stand everything!!!!! ¡!!!!!!!
Holy fuck your PFP can I steal it?
Nothing is better than this rap and this game to
Awesome, I love your raps
Jack is an asshole even durin this game (working for him)
it was fine, this is where the song got crazy xD 0:56
LOVE IT
I can't get enough of the hardcore and dubstep tracks. Keep it up my friend, keep it up.
I'm sorry i just cant like this rap. i hate the game! fucking australians!!!
@FieryWolverine Au.... stral... ians? Dan's british.
I fucking bet I'm missing something ._.
i was talking about the game not dan fuck nut
@FieryWolverine Ohhhhh, sorry haven't played this one lol.
@Toa Infernus lol its fine, and btw if u play it and like it i will kill you!
@FieryWolverine okay.