Bull, Dan - Back To The Borderlands Lyrics






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Hello, Pandora fans
I'd like to show my awesome plans
Hold on tight to your organs, glands
We're riding back to the Borderlands
When I hear that Gearbox
Are releasin' a sequel, my teardrops
Are uncontrollable
I'm inconsolable, but fear not
They're tears of joy, like me as a boy
After Christmas Eve when I see a box
I open it up and say "whoa" at the view
It's only overflowin' with loot
Lockin' and loadin', I know what to do
Now who am I going to shoot?
You, you're a pitiful prick
So I'm ripping you up with a critical hit

Funds improve my guns and loot
I'll use it if it'll fit
If it moves I'll shoot it, you tit
I'm a buzzard, you're a blue tit
I fly in the sky and it's fatal
Foes are lying disabled
A hole in their face; I'm reminded of bagels
I'm ever so slightly unstable
Me? I'm hardly an angel
Leave that to the Guardian Angel
This is the eighties, I'm Arnie
And painfully makin' your army unfaithful
Health and safety; watch your head
Heavy metal; lots of lead
But before I drop you dead
I'll shred you up like Dr. Zed

I said "Zed, let him in"
Led Zeppelin
Never played on David Letterman
Though that may be irrelevant
Nevertheless it's a hell of method of making it evident
Dan is the cleverest rapper
To ever use gamin' in tracks
Setting a precedent that wouldn't ever be bettered
Till weapons are made into raps
Eighty seven bazillion guns
A similar number of brilliant puns
Turn that to cash, gimme the funds
Back to back with my militant chums
I'm blastin' stacks of straps at prats
It's action packed ridiculous fun
If kills were calories, that'd be fattenin'
Fragging a skag and I'm baggin' and taggin' him
Having you laggin' and manically panicking
Man, is it actually happenin'?

Well, I'm an assassin assassinin' you
So if that is a fact then it has to be true
You're chatting Claptrap
So I should grab your nadsack and yank it
So your nads are dropping
Like the stock is on the NASDAQ
Asshat, don't answer back
Who the fuck is Handsome Jack?
You want how many grams of that?
I'll grind you like my ganja sack
I will be havin' you cryin' in agony
Violently crackin' your violin; Paganini
Meeny miny mo

More money, less problems
The bigger the gun, the less nonsense
I'm less Mark Ronson, more Charles Bronson
Or a vault Hunter S. Thompson
Said I'm less Mark Ronson, more Charles Bronson
Or a vault Hunter S. Thompson
Less Mark Ronson, more Charles Bronson
Or a vault Hunter S. Thompson
I'm less Mark Ronson, more Charles Bronson
Or a vault Hunter S. Thompson
I'm less Mark Ronson, more Charles Bronson
Or a vault Hunter S. Thompson





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  1. L.... C....

    Watching in 2020 because its worth it

  2. S.... ....

    damn, I only got Borderlands 2 about a week ago, I missed such a great game. Can't wait to get Borderlands 3 some time

  3. C.... ....

    you can tell how old this is with 2:30

  4. J.... R....

    He rhymed Claptrap and 'nad sack. Swoon.

  5. M.... ....

    me watching this after playing the bo3 campaign

    *cries in maya*

  6. r.... o....

    0:00 What the English?

  7. T.... C....

    I can’t wait to play this

  8. A.... ....

    This is still the only reason I support any Borderlands release.. Fuuuucking PROPS!

  9. N.... ....

    Borderlands 3 rap anyone?

  10. T.... F....

    Finally managed to perform at 1.5x speed, fucking love this tune

  11. G.... 4....

    It's so great to maya again, too bad she's gone though

  12. A.... N....

    Awesome rap, but motherfucking don't diss Handsome Jack.

  13. j.... a....

    Gun idea
    Sniper rifle
    100% stability
    -90 headshot damage
    Mag 1

  14. 7.... ....

    borderlands 3 is out mah doods

  15. S.... E....

    BORDERLANDS 3 RAP PLEASE

  16. T.... 7....

    So let's go💪💪

  17. E.... ....

    6 years ago I was here sitting on my clothes basket watching this on repeat.

  18. A.... W....

    Here lies gearbox' dignity and dignity. Release of borderlands 1 - whenever the first bit of news came out about them.

  19. S.... ....

    this is actually on summer 2019

  20. T.... c....

    Why am I only seeing this now? Wtf

  21. a.... g....

    This song is relatable again

  22. T.... W....

    A little sad Tiny Tina didn't get addressed past the starting cameo.

  23. B.... B....

    Nonononononononononononononnonoonononoononononononononononononobonoboonnonononoonononononononononononononononon9bonobobono

  24. I.... W....

    Wow,, this is,,, objectively bad

    I.... W....

    You wanna explain how?

    I.... W....

    well, its borderlands

  25. D.... F....

    2 more months until Borderlands 3 lads!!!

  26. J.... ....

    i was forced to listen to this.... she had a gun up to my head

  27. N.... T....

    Gotta love Tiny Tina, I wanna take her in and give her the best childhood anyone could ask for

  28. S.... T....

    I just realized this rap beats teamheadkicks rap with the views

  29. J.... S....

    Borderlands 2 in a nutshell:

    Gunzerker players: The Commando is the weakest class on OP8, it's a garbage class.

    Commando players: Says the guy who uses the most broken character in the game and it's literally a character that takes zero skill to play.

    Assassin players: Mine obviously takes the most skill to play. Playing as the Mechromancer is obviously the class takes the least amount of skill, at least you still have to aim as the Gunzerker, as a Mechromancer, you just shoot at the ground.

    Mechromancer players: You're right though.

    Siren players: Maya is hot.

    Psycho players: *SALT THE WOUND*

    J.... S....

    *_SALT THE WOUND_*

  30. T.... ....

    7 years later we got bl 3

  31. C.... L....

    BACK TO THE BORDERLANDS

  32. S.... S....

    Sir. Put. The. Broccoli. Down.

  33. D.... L....

    My brain in a test....

  34. l.... b....

    Hello pandora fans I'd like to show my awesome plans🤣🤣

  35. G.... N....

    How was this not an official commercial?

  36. C.... R....

    They should've used this to reveal Borderlands 3, it would've been perfect

  37. b.... m....

    I'm expecting another one soon

  38. D.... J....

    Plz do a borderlands 3 rap

  39. C.... R....

    He's licking that broccoli again

  40. z.... m....

    Bro this so fire, deffo better than 90% than of today's rap game

  41. T.... ....

    Can't wait for Dan's BL3 rap/song. Really hope he makes one

  42. a.... d....

    Dan when you gonna hit us with the B3 rap

  43. S.... ....

    You came back because of Borderlands 3, didn't u mate?

  44. J.... I....

    You need to make one for bl3 now

  45. S.... ....

    "So what instrument do you play?"
    The toothbrush.

  46. S.... ....

    Here comes bl3 rap and the return of dan games to play bl3 :^)

  47. D.... S....

    Critical hit? Oh no........ team fortress two got ahold of borderlands

  48. T.... ....

    Dan. You know what you must do.

  49. C.... 9....

    Shouldve been used in the bl3 trailer

  50. P.... I....

    Enjoy a spike of views, Dan, just like the games, the rap is timeless 😁

  51. g.... ....

    Anyone else here after the borderlands 3 trailer?

  52. W.... _....

    1:11 Best
    Waiting for Bordelandy 3 Rap 😅

  53. m.... t....

    But that new borderlands tho

  54. A.... W....

    Dan!
    Time to wake up!
    We riding back to borderlands!!

    Borderlands 3 Rap!!

  55. D.... ....

    I thought this was a new song lmao

  56. K.... ....

    Just remembered this video after watching the Bl3 trailer. I hope to see another one for the new game

  57. K.... J....

    BORDERLANDS 3 HYPE BOIS

  58. t.... ....

    *you tit*

    I'm dead hahahah

  59. P.... ....

    Who else is here after the Borderlands 3 trailer ??

  60. R.... V....

    BORDERLANDS 3

  61. A.... B....

    "87 Bazillion guns" Well, we're almost there..

  62. K.... g....

    Borderlands 3 hype train?? 🚆

  63. P.... ....

    Can't wait for the rap for BL 3

  64. L.... N....

    Time for a Borderlands 3 rap!

  65. r.... ....

    Border lands 3. Dan get on it!!

  66. D.... M....

    Who else came back after the Borderlands 3 announcement?

  67. F.... 1....

    EXITED FOR BORDERLANDS 3!?!?

  68. G.... L....

    BOYS!
    *WE'RE RIDING BACK TO THE BORDERLANDS*

  69. a.... ....

    Who's here agian after the Borderlands 3 reveal?

    a.... ....

    Same here everybody

    a.... ....

    Yes but actually no

    a.... ....

    Yeppp. Even after release😂😂😂😂

    a.... ....

    Yeah me too it is expensive like god 80$ 90$ 100$ expensive

  70. K.... L....

    WE GOING BACK TO THE BORDERLANDS, BOYS! GET ON YOU MEAT BICYCLES AND GRAB YOUR GUNS, FOR TONIGHT WE CATCH A RIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!

  71. Z.... ....

    BORDERLANDS 3 HYPE

  72. E.... T....

    1:36 did he just .. got stabbed.... in his chap?

  73. C.... C....

    BORDERLANDS 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  74. s.... g....

    Who's back here from the teaser of 2019?

    s.... g....

    Yup felt a bit nostalgic

    s.... g....

    hopping he wil make one for borderlands 3

  75. D.... ....

    0:02 dat face

  76. T.... T....

    Hyping myself up for borderlands 3

  77. C.... J....

    Paganini what is that

  78. D.... M....

    This is the BEST FUCKING BEAT EVER!

  79. S.... ....

    A classic in 2019

  80. t.... s....

    1.25x trust me

  81. e.... c....

    it would have been awsome if he said "next time ur bleeding to death 'member to think dr.Zed

  82. A.... V....

    1 day after my birthday Borderlands 2 was release

  83. S.... D....

    2019 anyone?

  84. S.... A....

    My old computer finally died and I lost all my progress in Borderlands 2
    RIP

  85. D.... R....

    2019 and still holds up

  86. P.... ....

    0:44 *Sr Pelo intensifies*

  87. O.... Z....

    handsome jack big cock

    O.... Z....

    sorry wife hacked account
    ....gloria leave my account alone motherfucker

    O.... Z....

    what the fuck hahah

  88. T.... W....

    The insanity is amazing

  89. a.... r....

    Kinda mad they changed some of the guns and didn’t add the LMG 🤧

  90. I.... L....

    This is CRINGE AS HHHHEEEEEELLL

  91. F.... c....

    yo know this is hella gay but 2018 anyone?

  92. s.... a....

    Coming back to this after years and I'm getting nostolgic

  93. J.... ....

    Anyone know any songs with beats like this behind, I'm sick of just hearing drum tracks with the same 16th note on the hi hat, but this beat is siiiick

  94. S.... D....

    Was the beginning supposed to be a reference to tiny tina discovering broccoli

  95. M.... S....

    He sounds like sir hamerlock

  96. F.... ....

    6 years since the game was created and it's still not dead. Not even close.

    F.... ....

    You right