Bull, Dan - 10 Years Of Borderlands Lyrics






Hello Pandora fans
Hello Pandora fans
Hello Pandora fans
We're riding back to the moon and back
I said, hello Pandora fans
We're riding back to the borderlands

Every brilliant story begins with a vault
And if this is familiar, well it isn't my fault
This vault was a rumour full of fat loot, sir
Sit back, bun a fat zoot and let me ask you
What would you do for such spoils and plunder?
Would you face pain, shame, flame, cold and hunger?
Assault whole bunkers, wholly outnumbered?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above
Then you're a vault hunter, see?
You're hardly an angel
Leave that to the guardian angel
The key to the vault is your grail
Better get the pieces if you falter, you fail
Your goal is to dwell in this world and inhale
Up a whole different way of living
Ultimate sell: with the screws and the nuts
And the bolts and the nails
And the rust and the dust
And the road and the rail
This is paradise lost and you're going to hell
With eighty-seven bazillion volts in your tail
Now let me tell you the revoltingest tale
Full of mudslinging, salt and betrayal
Hop on the carousel and keep a hold of yourself
'Cause the slower you roll then the colder the trail
Oi Patricia Tannis can you tell us what the plan is
'Cause it's as if we cannot trust anybody on the planet
You're a hell of a fierce woman, Helena Pierce
Couldn't tell if your tears were really steaming your goggles
But not everything is as it appears, as your Pandora peers
We should have seen you were trouble
See now you've got the vault key, seems your plan's faulty
It's about to be stole by the Crimson Lance, oh jeez
So who's the vermin agent that's commanding them to steal?
Got to be nominative determination it's Commandant Steele
It's time to clap back so I call up Claptrap
He's like, "What's that in the back?" This track slaps
It's like crack, you can't get enough of it
Couple lines of filler dropping bars for the uff of it
To flourish here got to be hard, toughen up a bit
Borderlands is my jam and I'm loving it
Giving no fucks, open that vault up
Hold up, something's holed up, whoa oh fuck

Stop the clocks
The status quo is broken
Stop all the clocks
Pandora's box is open
Stop the clocks
The status quo is broken
Stop all the clocks
Pandora's box is open

Whoops, you popped the vault's cherry
Unsettling what was all buried
Scary monsters, got to get rid of them, what's left?
A big bukkake of Eridium
Ready for the cleanup, by even badder criminals
How can you beat them, you don't even have the minerals?
You're dealing with the pinnacle, trust
Killing all you little fools, minimal fuss
Hyperion, he's really running militantly tyranny
By getting the Eridium by any necessary means
It's Handsome Jack with the rapid expansion
Got to keep topping that financial stack
So let's cancel that, take his mansion back
Have him living in a council flat
No sanctuary, nah, this is our domain
Safe space from which we dish out the pain
Crimson raiders kill invaders
Been doing this thing for ages
Like it isn't dangerous
Didn't think our little angel traitorous
Till the day that she betrayed us
Base incinerated, but then Lilith saved it
'Cause it is a spaceship, this is just the beginning page
Good gracious, what an outrageous play, Mr Shakespeare
Who the heck's stepping up next to the stage? It's...
A young lady, you might have seen her
She's a pyromaniac, it's Tiny Tina
About as far from a ballerina, you could find
Serving up havoc like subpoenas
Now we're really getting manic with the beer-bellied mechanic
And it's Ellie twisting spanners like tagliatelle metallic
And everybody who inhabits the planet's in panicked shock
Except perhaps one man, that's Sir Hammerlock
Have a look through the binoculars
His lens even blurrier than Oculus
Got arms all around like an octopus
Stop popping off shots at the populace
And now Moxxi's mad, I'll have what she had
Unless oxycontin, I do not need that
She's a cosplay hottie, fact
But how's anybody going to top these hats
Nevermind that, got to stop these prats
So fucking give us back that vault key, Jack
Better not wake up that rock creature
For a handsome man, you're an ugly chap
Well imagine my shock, final boss, beat that
Clichéd ending, predictable plot piece, ah
Wait a fricking minute, look, what's this map?
No rest for the wicked, huh? Cut to black

Seems time has stopped
Tock, tick, rewind the clocks
Tock, tick, t-minus nought
Tock, lunar tick
Back to the moon and back

Off to the moon and it's full of lunatics
Scavs, miners, archaeologists, and fugitives
The lifestyle under Dahl's rather punitive
Inclusively, like a unisex crucifix
And this human intervention was the Eucharist
Mother nature doesn't take to getting two fingers
In the crater, like you wouldn't lose your shit
So as soon as it went boom and split
The crackening was happening and Jack? He knew to get
To the tip then he'd have to become ruthless
Under the tutelage, of an abusive bitch
But he got used to it, gave it a new twist
Like people who call "nuclear", "nucular"
So close yet removed from the nucleus
No nuclear family, youth was unhappy
Reduced him to angry, then dude killed his granny
Established a pattern, he whacked off his manager
But not by wanking, no Jack toppled Tassiter
Grabbing his throat, he strangled the bastard
Look still got his trophy goatee, have a look
Now he's shaking up in Helios
That nobody covets so much as the legion does
They capture it, Jacks' a bit miffed, understandably
So he sends some mercenaries into low gravity
Ramming deep down underground, cleaning cavities
Like a gang of dentists, sent to depravity
Yeah, he might be training up an army of robots
But if they're not harming you, so what? Don't knock
It's not notable enough to remark upon
So shut up, lock targets on Zarpedon
Then choose to pop open that vault
If you don't know Jack that's your own damn fault

Watch the clock
Tick, tock, tick, tock
Watch the clock
What time you clocking off?
Watch the clock
Tick, tock, tick, tock
Watch the clock
Sleeves up, watches off

Rhys' peace is about to crack
When he sees a key up for grabs on the black market
I'll take that thank you
Now Rhys is a man bankrupt
Bad luck, damn if only he'd have known
It was bogus, a phoney, a hoax, he'd have ganged up
With Fiona the chancer, she knows every scam ever wrote
In the damn book going to get, going to get, going to get that money back
But I can't get you out of my head, not funny jack
Progress slower than a tortoise walks
Until the Gortys core showed them vaults galore
Shore to shore, I'm sure I said it already but I'll say it again:
So many there's a Smorgasbord, awkward dork
But when you're hijacked by jack
Both boys and girls will be behind like a bike rack
I don't wanna be Handsome Jack's puppet
So there's only one answer, that's "fuck it"
Bring the whole thing down, crashing to the surface
Looking back, life now has a bigger purpose
Cash is fricking worthless unless it can be spent
Fed up of living life at like seventy per cent
Hope you're ready for the next episode, oi, oi, oi, oi!
Smoke skags every day

But wait, there's more! Gracious Lord
We've awakened an ancient force
Lilith and the Raiders have brought the vault map
But Dahl have attacked and they won't pull back
Dropping gas, whole place getting jacked like the 8th Hawk
Better get away and escape with a phasewalk
Save Vaughn from infected bandits
So we can gather samples and invent the antidote
Tannis isn't at a level at which she can master this
So Cassius asks them if they'll acid trip
To the mountain but who's that? Talon
Mordecai's in trouble, get the Moonshot Cannon
Ramming into Helios, so get packing
To meet a boss we believe is from Saturn
Take pieces of it, yeah pull them out of Uranus
The power contained within, it's bloody outrageous
I guess this infection's affecting us a lot
Being heckled by Hector is messing up the plot
Better stop that man while we can, while we've got a chance
Because his plants are buggering up our plans
Just look at his lab, it's full of failed experiments
Hypothesis: what a prick, here's the evidence
Now Cassius is overcome with nastiness
So perhaps the vaccine is within his ass, in fact it is
Let's get extracting it, and then go back to Sanctuary
The place stinks like an outdated pack of anchovies
Lilith goes ham, completely tearing up the place
Borderlands need saving for yet another day





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  1. K.... ....

    I love your raps who says british white boys cant rap 😂😂

  2. N.... R....

    who is watching in 2020!!!!!!!!

  3. E.... H....

    I swear if there is going to be a borderlands 4 Dan bull better be voicing someone!

  4. S.... ....

    Longer Than Bohemian Rhapsody

  5. T.... N....

    Now we have BL3

  6. L.... W....

    when i went to EGX in London i saw this being played at the borderlands 3 stand... awesome

  7. T.... P....

    Love this shit!

  8. s.... ....

    "But how's anybody going to top these hats" I love that line and I don't know why.

  9. g.... r....

    Me at 0:3:meh...





    Me at the end:that, was, AMAZING !

  10. M.... M....

    Oh FUCK YEAH!

  11. D.... ....

    Pre sequel was the worst game yet the best part

  12. z.... p....

    i played borderlands 2 when i was 13, despite my constant reruns of the game to debunk my romanticcization, borderland 3 just doesn't hold up

    z.... p....

    I feel the same, I think it's because the writing has changed hands

  13. A.... d....

    I have borderlands 3 yay it is the best

  14. A.... d....

    I love nisha

  15. K.... H....

    I take it back, this is the best one

  16. D.... E....

    This dude beats Eminem

  17. N.... G....

    I wish I could find an instrumental version of this song. Dan's rap is amazing but this beat is pure gold!

  18. G.... I....

    4:10 favorite part

  19. C.... S....

    the pre sequel cam out before bl2

  20. T.... T....

    Hello dan bull fans!!!

  21. D.... A....

    This is how Dr who would rap if he was a rapper great job my dude as a huge borderlands fan this was very accurate and really well done 👏🔥💯👍

  22. B.... ....

    Jesus this song is loaded

  23. G.... G....

    dude.. NICE

  24. M.... B....

    Ugh why am i just hearing this song. I really like it!

  25. X.... ....

    This beat is so fucking HARD! I LOVE IT.

  26. R.... P....

    Let's get an F for our man Roland

  27. K.... C....

    Fucking nostalgic

  28. p.... ....

    this is easily in my top 5 of your songs

  29. y.... 2....

    I hated borderlands but this song changed my mind
    And also just think how much of time he took to edit this video

  30. C.... ....

    Borderlands 3 rap?

  31. A.... E....

    Need BL 3 rap like now plz

  32. S.... C....

    *THIS TRACK SLAPS*

  33. F.... T....

    yo your voice is so loud it hurts my ears tho

  34. M.... S....

    oh yes i remember sir hammerlock! who could forget that porcelain skin! the totally blue mustache and hair! and those blue blue eyes- oh excuse me, eye
    ...oh wait no his eye is actually blue

  35. A.... K....

    Please make a song on kubooom game

  36. B.... W....

    damn, that rap. that was just soooo badass. more badass then anyone on pandora could ever hope to be. just damn.

  37. B.... S....

    Good God it bothers me when people try and rhyme a word with the same word. In this case angel with angel..

    I'm going to need you to do some opus dei style penitence.

    1 like=1 lashing

  38. W.... G....

    I need a tissue... for my pants
    I just had an eargasm

  39. i.... ....

    Whoever did the claptrap voice at the end is really good.

  40. l.... b....

    3 is out dan❤️❤️ Do a song

  41. A.... ....

    Where is my Borderlands 3 rap

  42. A.... ....

    I finished the Borderlands 3.

  43. C.... C....

    The flow switches are bloody outrageous

  44. G.... P....

    So very impressive...my jaw hit the floor and stayed there

  45. A.... ....

    Borderlands 3 please !

  46. U.... ....

    BL3 came out and I want you to know Dan that Ive been listening to this the whole way through. KEEP IT UP

  47. L.... T....

    "Now Cassius is infected with nastiness
    So perhaps the vaccine is in his ass
    In fact, it is"
    Is such an underrated line. Same with the "But not by wanking, no Jack toppled Tassiter"

  48. S.... K....

    U rocked that shit

  49. P.... B....

    When someone asks what my favourite game is

  50. D.... F....

    3 comes out tomorrow baby!!!!!

  51. C.... ....

    This is where you go to hype up for the launch this week. Almost time.

  52. d.... c....

    Oooh ya filthy bastard ya (rubs nipples simultaneously) XD

  53. E.... G....

    [intro]
    h-llo, pandora fans!
    h-llo,  pandora fans!
    h-llo,  pandora fans!
    we’re riding back to the moon and back
    i said, “h-llo, pandora fans!”
    we’re  riding back to the borderlands

    [verse 1: borderlands]
    every  brilliant story begins with a vault
    and if this is familiar, well it isn’t my fault
    this  vault was a rumour
    full of fat loot, sir
    sit back, bun a fat zoot, and let me ask you-uh
    what would you do
    for  such spoils and plunder?
    would you face pain, shame, flame, cold, and hunger?
    -ssault whole bunkers
    wholly outnumbered?
    if you answered “yes” to all of the above
    then you’re a vault hunter
    see? you’re hardly an angel
    leave that to the guardian angel
    the key to the vault is your grail
    better get the pieces
    if you falter, you fail
    your goal is to dwell
    in this world and inhale
    up a whole different way of living
    ultimate sell:
    with the screws and the nuts and the bolts and the nails
    and the rust and the dust and the road and the rail
    this is paradise lost, and you’re going to h-ll
    with eighty seven bazillion volts in your tail
    now let me tell the revoltingest tale
    full of mudslinging, salt, and betrayal
    hop on the carousel
    and keep a hold of yourself
    ‘cause the slower you roll
    then the colder the trail
    oi, patricia tannis, can you tell us what the plan is?
    cause it’s as if we cannot trust anybody on the planet
    you’re a h-lluva fierce woman
    helena pierce
    couldn’t tell if your tears
    we’re really steaming your goggles
    but not everything is as it appears
    as your pandora peers
    we should have seen you were trouble
    see, now you’ve got the vault key
    seems your plan’s faulty
    it’s about to be stole by the crimson lance
    oh jeez
    so who’s the vermin agent
    that’s commanding them to steal?
    got to be nominative determination
    it’s commandant steele
    it’s time to clap back
    so i call up clap trap
    he’s like, “what’s that in the back?”
    this track slaps; it’s like crack
    you can’t get enough of it
    couple lines of filler
    dripping bars for the uff of it
    to flourish here, got to be hard
    toughen up a bit
    borderlands is my jam
    and i’m loving it
    giving no f-cks
    open that vault up
    hold up, something’s holed up
    woah, oh f-ck!

    [hook 1]
    stop the clocks
    the status quo is broken
    stop all the clocks
    pandora’s box is open
    stop the clocks
    the status quo is broken
    stop all the clocks
    pandora’s box is open

    [verse 2: borderlands 2]
    whoops!
    you popped the vault’s cherry
    unsettling what was all buried
    scary monsters, got to get rid of ‘em
    what’s left?
    a big bukkake of eridium
    ready for the clean up
    by even badder criminals
    how can you beat them
    you don’t even have the minerals?
    you’re dealing with the pinnacle: trust
    k!lling all you little fools: minimal fuss
    hyperion, he’s really running militantly tyranny
    by getting the eridium
    by any necessary means
    it’s handsome jack
    with the rapid expansion
    got to keep topping that financial stack
    so let’s cancel that
    take his mansion back
    have him living in a council flat
    no sanctuary, nah this is our domain
    safe sp-ce from which we dish out the pain
    crimson raiders k!ll invaders
    been doing this thing for ages
    like it isn’t dangerous
    didn’t think our little angel traitorous
    ‘til the day that she betrayed us
    base incinerated, but then lilith saved it
    ‘cause it is a sp-ceship
    this is just the beginning page
    good gracious!
    what an outrageous play, mr shakespeare
    who the heck’s stepping up next to the stage?
    it’s…
    a young lady, you might have seen her
    she’s a pyromaniac, it’s tiny tina
    about as far from a ballerina
    you could find, serving up havoc
    like supoenas
    now we’re really getting manic with the beer bellied mechanic
    and it’s ellie twisting spanners like tagliatelle metallic
    and everybody who inhabits the planet’s
    in panicked shock
    except perhaps one man: that’s sir hammerlock
    have a look through the binoculars
    his lens even blurrier than oculus
    got arms all around like an octopus
    stop popping off shots at the populace
    and now moxxi’s mad
    i’ll have what she had
    unless it’s oxycontin
    i do not need that
    she’s a cosplay hottie: fact
    but how’s anybody going to top these hats?
    never mind that, got to stop these prats
    so f-cking give us back that vault key, jack
    better not wake up that rock creature
    for a handsome man, you’re an ugly chap
    well imagine my shock
    final boss: beat that
    clichéd ending, predictable plot piece: ah!
    wait a fricking minute, look, what’s this map?
    no rest for the wicked, huh?
    cut to black

    [hook 2]
    seems time has stopped
    tock tick
    rewind the clocks
    tock tick
    t-minus nought
    tock tick
    lunar tick
    back to the moon and back

    [verse 3: borderlands: the pre-sequel]
    off to the moon and it’s full of lunatics
    scavs, miners, archaeologists, and fugitives
    the lifestyle under dahl’s rather punitive
    inclusively, like a unis-x crucifix
    and this human intervention was the eucharist
    mother nature doesn’t take to getting two fingers
    in the crater, like you wouldn’t lose your sh-t
    so as soon as it went boom and split
    the crackening was happening and jack?
    he knew to get to the tip
    then he’d have to become ruthless
    under the tutelage of an abusive b-tch
    but he got used to it
    gave it a new twist
    like people who call “nuclear”, “nucular”
    so close, yet removed from the nucleus
    no nuclear family, youth was unhappy
    reduced him to angry
    then dude k!lled his granny
    established a pattern
    he whacked off his manager
    but not by w-nking
    no, jack toppled t-ssiter
    grabbing his throat, he strangled the b-st-rd
    look, still got his trophy goatee
    have a look!
    now he’s shacking up in helios
    that n-body covets so much as the legion does
    they capture it, jacks’ a bit miffed
    understandably
    so he sends some mercenaries into low gravity
    ramming deep down underground: cleaning cavities
    like a gang of dentists
    sent to depravity
    yeah, he might be training up an army of robots
    but if they’re not harming you, so what?
    don’t knock!
    it’s not notable enough to remark upon
    so shut up, lock targets on zarpedon
    then choose to pop open that vault
    if you don’t know jack
    that’s your own d-mn fault

    [hook 3]
    watch the clock
    tick tock tick tock
    watch the clock
    what time you clocking off?
    watch the clock
    tick tock tick tock
    sleeves up, watches off

    [verse 4: tales from the borderlands]
    rhys’s peace is about to crack
    when he sees a key up for grabs on the black market
    i’ll take that, thank you, thank you
    now rhys is a man bankrupt
    bad luck
    d-mn, if only he’d have known
    it was bogus: a phony, a hoax
    he’d have ganged up
    with fiona the chancer
    she knows every scam ever wrote
    in the d-mn book
    going to get, going to get
    going to get that money back
    but i can’t get you out of my head
    not funny, jack
    progress is slower than a tortoise walks
    until the gortys core
    showed them vaults galore
    sh-r- to sh-r-
    i’m sure i said already but i’ll say again
    so many, there’s a smorgasbord
    awkward dork
    but when you’re hijacked by jack
    both boys and girls will be behind
    like a bike rack
    i don’t want to be handsome jack’s puppet
    so there’s only one answer; that’s f-ck it
    bring the whole thing down
    crashing to the surface
    looking back
    life now has a bigger purpose
    cash is fracking worthless
    unless it can be spent
    fed up of living life
    at like seventy percent
    hope you’re ready for the next episode
    oi, oi, oi, oi
    smoke skags every day

    [verse 5: commander lilith & the fight for sanctuary]
    gracious lord
    we’ve awakened an ancient force
    lilith and the raiders
    have brought the vault map
    but dahl have attacked
    and they won’t pull back
    dropping gas
    whole place getting jacked
    like the8thhawk
    better get away
    and escape with a phasewalk
    save vaughn from infected bandits
    so we can gather samples
    and invent the antidote
    tannis isn’t at a level
    at which she can master this
    so c-ssius asks them
    if they’ll acid trip
    to the mountain
    but who’s that? talon!
    mordecai’s in trouble
    get the moonshot cannon
    ramming into helios
    so get packing
    to meet a boss we believe is from saturn
    take pieces of it
    yeah, pull them out of ur-n-s
    the power contained within
    it’s bl–dy outrageous
    i guess this infection’s affecting us a lot
    being heckled by hector
    is messing up the plot
    better stop that man while we can
    while we’ve got a chance
    because his plants are b-gg-ring up our plans
    just look at his lab
    it’s full of failed experiments
    hypothesis: what a pr-ck, here’s the evidence
    now c-ssius is overcome with nastiness
    so perhaps the vaccine is within his -ss
    in fact it is
    let’s get extracting it
    and then go back to sanctuary
    the place stinks like an outdated pack of anchovies
    lilith goes ham, completely tearing up the place
    borderlands need saving
    for yet another day…

  54. D.... T....

    Song makes me wanna grab two shotguns and a banana hammock

  55. S.... S....

    So talented he deserves more respect

  56. D.... C....

    Tiny Tina is great

  57. b.... ....

    This should be the reveal trailer for borderlands 3

  58. S.... H....

    Please stop singing about my second favourite game franchise like please! Hello Pandora fans? If a psycho heard this he'd eat his face as a face pizza! And please don't wear steampunk clothes on a wasteland game with crazy bandits...

  59. L.... C....

    Next borderlands 3

  60. S.... ....

    instrumental?

  61. T.... ....

    "It's time to clap back,so i call up clap trap, he's like what's that in the back? THIS TRACK SLAPS! ITS LIKE CRACK!" Damn right it is.

  62. K.... ....

    Hello Pandora fans
    Hello Pandora fans
    Hello Pandora fans
    We're riding back to the moon and back
    I said, hello Pandora fans
    We're riding back to the borderlands

    Every brilliant story begins with a vault
    And if this is familiar, well it isn't my fault
    This vault was a rumour full of fat loot, sir
    Sit back, bun a fat zoot and let me ask you
    What would you do for such spoils and plunder?
    Would you face pain, shame, flame, cold and hunger?
    Assault whole bunkers, wholly outnumbered?
    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above
    Then you're a vault hunter, see?
    You're hardly an angel
    Leave that to the guardian angel
    The key to the vault is your grail
    Better get the pieces if you falter, you fail
    Your goal is to dwell in this world and inhale
    Up a whole different way of living
    Ultimate sell: with the screws and the nuts
    And the bolts and the nails
    And the rust and the dust
    And the road and the rail
    This is paradise lost and you're going to hell
    With eighty-seven bazillion volts in your tail
    Now let me tell you the revoltingest tale
    Full of mudslinging, salt and betrayal
    Hop on the carousel and keep a hold of yourself
    'Cause the slower you roll then the colder the trail
    Oi Patricia Tannis can you tell us what the plan is
    'Cause it's as if we cannot trust anybody on the planet
    You're a hell of a fierce woman, Helena Pierce
    Couldn't tell if your tears were really steaming your goggles
    But not everything is as it appears, as your Pandora peers
    We should have seen you were trouble
    See now you've got the vault key, seems your plan's faulty
    It's about to be stole by the Crimson Lance, oh jeez
    So who's the vermin agent that's commanding them to steal?
    Got to be nominative determination it's Commandant Steele
    It's time to clap back so I call up Claptrap
    He's like, "What's that in the back?" This track slaps
    It's like crack, you can't get enough of it
    Couple lines of filler dropping bars for the uff of it
    To flourish here got to be hard, toughen up a bit
    Borderlands is my jam and I'm loving it
    Giving no fucks, open that vault up
    Hold up, something's holed up, whoa oh fuck

    Stop the clocks
    The status quo is broken
    Stop all the clocks
    Pandora's box is open
    Stop the clocks
    The status quo is broken
    Stop all the clocks
    Pandora's box is open

    Whoops, you popped the vault's cherry
    Unsettling what was all buried
    Scary monsters, got to get rid of them, what's left?
    A big bukkake of Eridium
    Ready for the cleanup, by even badder criminals
    How can you beat them, you don't even have the minerals?
    You're dealing with the pinnacle, trust
    Killing all you little fools, minimal fuss
    Hyperion, he's really running militantly tyranny
    By getting the Eridium by any necessary means
    It's Handsome Jack with the rapid expansion
    Got to keep topping that financial stack
    So let's cancel that, take his mansion back
    Have him living in a council flat
    No sanctuary, nah, this is our domain
    Safe space from which we dish out the pain
    Crimson raiders kill invaders
    Been doing this thing for ages
    Like it isn't dangerous
    Didn't think our little angel traitorous
    Till the day that she betrayed us
    Base incinerated, but then Lilith saved it
    'Cause it is a spaceship, this is just the beginning page
    Good gracious, what an outrageous play, Mr Shakespeare
    Who the heck's stepping up next to the stage? It's...
    A young lady, you might have seen her
    She's a pyromaniac, it's Tiny Tina
    About as far from a ballerina, you could find
    Serving up havoc like subpoenas
    Now we're really getting manic with the beer-bellied mechanic
    And it's Ellie twisting spanners like tagliatelle metallic
    And everybody who inhabits the planet's in panicked shock
    Except perhaps one man, that's Sir Hammerlock
    Have a look through the binoculars
    His lens even blurrier than Oculus
    Got arms all around like an octopus
    Stop popping off shots at the populace
    And now Moxxi's mad, I'll have what she had
    Unless oxycontin, I do not need that
    She's a cosplay hottie, fact
    But how's anybody going to top these hats
    Nevermind that, got to stop these prats
    So fucking give us back that vault key, Jack
    Better not wake up that rock creature
    For a handsome man, you're an ugly chap
    Well imagine my shock, final boss, beat that
    Clichéd ending, predictable plot piece, ah
    Wait a fricking minute, look, what's this map?
    No rest for the wicked, huh? Cut to black

    Seems time has stopped
    Tock, tick, rewind the clocks
    Tock, tick, t-minus nought
    Tock, lunar tick
    Back to the moon and back

    Off to the moon and it's full of lunatics
    Scavs, miners, archaeologists, and fugitives
    The lifestyle under Dahl's rather punitive
    Inclusively, like a unisex crucifix
    And this human intervention was the Eucharist
    Mother nature doesn't take to getting two fingers
    In the crater, like you wouldn't lose your shit
    So as soon as it went boom and split
    The crackening was happening and Jack? He knew to get
    To the tip then he'd have to become ruthless
    Under the tutelage, of an abusive bitch
    But he got used to it, gave it a new twist
    Like people who call "nuclear", "nucular"
    So close yet removed from the nucleus
    No nuclear family, youth was unhappy
    Reduced him to angry, then dude killed his granny
    Established a pattern, he whacked off his manager
    But not by wanking, no Jack toppled Tassiter
    Grabbing his throat, he strangled the bastard
    Look still got his trophy goatee, have a look
    Now he's shaking up in Helios
    That nobody covets so much as the legion does
    They capture it, Jacks' a bit miffed, understandably
    So he sends some mercenaries into low gravity
    Ramming deep down underground, cleaning cavities
    Like a gang of dentists, sent to depravity
    Yeah, he might be training up an army of robots
    But if they're not harming you, so what? Don't knock
    It's not notable enough to remark upon
    So shut up, lock targets on Zarpedon
    Then choose to pop open that vault
    If you don't know Jack that's your own damn fault

    Watch the clock
    Tick, tock, tick, tock
    Watch the clock
    What time you clocking off?
    Watch the clock
    Tick, tock, tick, tock
    Watch the clock
    Sleeves up, watches off

    Rhys' peace is about to crack
    When he sees a key up for grabs on the black market
    I'll take that thank you
    Now Rhys is a man bankrupt
    Bad luck, damn if only he'd have known
    It was bogus, a phoney, a hoax, he'd have ganged up
    With Fiona the chancer, she knows every scam ever wrote
    In the damn book going to get, going to get, going to get that money back
    But I can't get you out of my head, not funny jack
    Progress slower than a tortoise walks
    Until the Gortys core showed them vaults galore
    Shore to shore, I'm sure I said it already but I'll say it again:
    So many there's a Smorgasbord, awkward dork
    But when you're hijacked by jack
    Both boys and girls will be behind like a bike rack
    I don't wanna be Handsome Jack's puppet
    So there's only one answer, that's "fuck it"
    Bring the whole thing down, crashing to the surface
    Looking back, life now has a bigger purpose
    Cash is fricking worthless unless it can be spent
    Fed up of living life at like seventy per cent
    Hope you're ready for the next episode, oi, oi, oi, oi!
    Smoke skags every day

    But wait, there's more! Gracious Lord
    We've awakened an ancient force
    Lilith and the Raiders have brought the vault map
    But Dahl have attacked and they won't pull back
    Dropping gas, whole place getting jacked like the 8th Hawk
    Better get away and escape with a phasewalk
    Save Vaughn from infected bandits
    So we can gather samples and invent the antidote
    Tannis isn't at a level at which she can master this
    So Cassius asks them if they'll acid trip
    To the mountain but who's that? Talon
    Mordecai's in trouble, get the Moonshot Cannon
    Ramming into Helios, so get packing
    To meet a boss we believe is from Saturn
    Take pieces of it, yeah pull them out of Uranus
    The power contained within, it's bloody outrageous
    I guess this infection's affecting us a lot
    Being heckled by Hector is messing up the plot
    Better stop that man while we can, while we've got a chance
    Because his plants are buggering up our plans
    Just look at his lab, it's full of failed experiments
    Hypothesis: what a prick, here's the evidence
    Now Cassius is overcome with nastiness
    So perhaps the vaccine is within his ass, in fact it is
    Let's get extracting it, and then go back to Sanctuary
    The place stinks like an outdated pack of anchovies
    Lilith goes ham, completely tearing up the place
    Borderlands need saving for yet another day

  63. K.... ....

    Instrumental name?

  64. Z.... G....

    Jesus Christ who remembers when he made the song in Borderlands 2

  65. L.... G....

    yooo where can i find the instrumental the beat is killing it

  66. E.... K....

    im late but BLESS

  67. J.... A....

    I never heard the other two, but I'll be listening now.
    On a separate, more related note, this rap is Fricken amazing!

  68. S.... ....

    this video should probably be an action for the whole vault insider thing

  69. E.... A....

    At least I don't have to make fun of him he's done it for me

  70. V.... B....

    I remember when you hit 200k look at you now :,)

  71. S.... E....

    Welcome to Pandora kiddos
    Population: 30mil Vault Hunters

    Well only if you answered "Yes" To All the Above

  72. B.... b....

    This rap was so sick Take 2 will probably send hired thugs to your house over it.

  73. E.... ....

    "It's like crack" is probably the single line in this video that perfectly describes borderlands.

    E.... ....

    every new dlc adds to that addiction

  74. P.... B....

    Holy fucking SHIT, Dan! Immense!

  75. K.... ....

    I swear British people are better rappers

  76. R.... o....

    This is the only song of yours that I genuinely hate

  77. R.... B....

    OI mate thanks on opening day of BL3 they should play this

  78. G.... ....

    This misses one thing... WHERE IS SCOOTER

  79. c.... c....

    *currently waiting for bl3 so we can all hear more fucking flames*

  80. C.... Z....

    This one of your best.

  81. R.... T....

    WEw I LIKE THIS SOUNDS LIKE A HELL RAP INSIDE ME!

  82. P.... G....

    Haters will say that this is fake

  83. M.... S....

    I like this song but I was hoping it was in order of the timeline

  84. T.... H....

    The sound and pace takes me back to alot of the older raps

  85. H.... L....

    This better include Tales...

    Edit; IT DID!!!!💕💕💕💕

  86. D.... K....

    Your damn right this track is like crack cause I can't stop replaying it! Damn that beat is rainbow! ...Get it?

  87. l.... ....

    Holyshit this is good!

  88. c.... M....

    No Krieg reference, 0/10. I'm joking great rap but seriously, WHERE IS THE MEAT MAN?

  89. G.... 2....

    Alguien le puede poner los subtítulos en español :(

  90. S.... 1....

    Put this on a 2x speed for time travel.

  91. L.... G....

    Whew. Exhausting. I mean it's impressive, but I kept waiting for a hook...

    L.... G....

    ikr Dan the kinky bastard was edging us so hard

  92. d.... ....

    Fucking LOVE your vault hunting outfit. Super boss

  93. d.... C....

    Can any one understand 2x Dan?

  94. C.... ....

    old creeper voice :O

  95. S.... A....

    VAUGHN AND CASSIUS IS IN BORDERLANDS 3/LILITH IVASIONS? WHY NO RHYS/FIONA???

    S.... A....

    Tales aren't considered fully canon, tbh, IIRC.

  96. F.... Y....

    the only time i love repeated lines :)

  97. D.... B....

    OI! I'm planning to make MORE Borderlands songs. I've done 3 so far, and made a Spotify playlist that I will keep adding new songs to - Follow that playlist here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3xxoIbY3eOuRm6EorUyUkc?si=1uxKXURfQJqtf6fOyRsF9w

    D.... B....

    I wanna minus of this song plz! 🙏

    D.... B....

    Dan Bull make a borderlands 3 one now

    D.... B....

    God damnit this rap is badass. Did get me pumped up for borderlands 3 even more than I was already. But I kind of wonder if it is allowed according to youtube to put that disclaimer in the discription at the very end..... Might want to look into that before it gets you into trouble. Would be a shame to see such a good raper getting screwed by youtube.

    D.... B....

    Could you do destiny 2 i mean, its a long story but the rap would be awesome with it