Bryan, Luke - Take My Drunk Ass Home Lyrics






It's time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
It's time to take my drunk ass home

Well I worked all week
So I could come here
Have a good time and an ice cold beer
But 1 turned to 10 and 10 turned to 20
And 20 plus an empty bottle's too damn many

It's time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
It's time to take my drunk ass home

Well it seems that I, misplaced my shirt
I cant find my keys for all this parkin' lot dirt
My fall back plan, has done got sad
'Cause my ex-girlfriend ain't lookin' half bad

It's time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
It's time to take my drunk ass home

"Help me up, aw put me back down put me back down"

I sucker punched my best friend
And the bouncer head locked me on stage with the band
I, I look like hell, I feel like shit
I think its time I call it quits

It's time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
It's time to take my drunk ass home

Yea its time to take my drunk ass home
I twisted up my ankle, cant find my cell phone
Yea my lips all busted and my buzz is gone
Its time to take my drunk ass home

If y'all agree, then sing along
Its time to take, my drunk ass home

"Oh somebody call me a cab, please"





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  1. T.... R....

    The best. Song ever i love luke he is so sexy. My man n I dance to this song when we drink

  2. J.... B....

    This is me and my Grandpa's song and Im only 14

  3. J.... G....

    Why does this lift me up when I'm feeling sad?? Lmao.

  4. s.... Z....

    I love this song sooo much my uncle was the one who inspired me to listen to this ❤❤❤

  5. R.... G....

    Yeah take my drunk ass home is funny

  6. R.... G....

    You have to

  7. c.... r....

    it's time to take my drunk ass home i drank all the whiskey and my money all gone it's time to take my my drunk ass home

  8. B.... B....

    2019 amyone

  9. S.... T....

    It's time to take my drunk ass home!

  10. K.... B....

    Damn who would've known he ever made a real country song

  11. M.... W....

    This is the best song good job Luke

  12. a.... j....

    take my drunk ass home

  13. J.... B....

    Getting drunk to this never get's old

  14. K.... D....

    So excited got me and my daughter tickets to see him Feb 16. 2018 in Springfield Mo.

  15. A.... L....

    It's time to take my drunk ass home because I drank all the wisky

  16. V.... B....

    I'm not an alcoholic, but when I drink I do more than 20 shots of whiskey in one spot.

  17. J.... M....

    we play this song for last call at my work

  18. t.... s....

    I love it

  19. E.... S....

    time to take my drunk ass home with my bottle in one hand aNd a cigarette in the other

  20. B.... M....

    it's an okay song

  21. M.... L....

    I can see myself doing this in the future

  22. l.... ....

    y in the Fuck you put adds if you don't get paid cuz its music if anything they should flag your fucking vid

  23. M.... M....

    my man loves this song but never l
    more then me............!!!!!!!!!!

    M.... M....

    Mirian Martinez. i agree

  24. D.... S....

    You made my day buddy , love it :)

  25. h.... s....

    quit all yall complainin this a good old song for people like me how ever yall also got a point

  26. T.... T....

    cool song and I don't even like country

  27. D.... G....

    He doesn't say please but I love was that added

    D.... G....

    he mumbles it

  28. M.... T....

    Big Al Carson sing it better Luke you SUCK !

    M.... T....

    @Mouko#1 The Real One YAY

    M.... T....


    what do you mean by that  

    M.... T....

    I am happy you'er back now we can drink a beer. :3

    M.... T....

    I drink alone with nobody else not even with a chick.

    M.... T....

    YOUR A ASS AND YOU MIGHT BE DRUNK LETS SEE ED!!!!! (Calls edward elric to check) Hahaha you are! Big Al cant sing SHIT

  29. K.... R....

    Oh shit... this is great!

  30. L.... B....

    I love this

    L.... B....

    @Logan Browder  Me too,love it!

  31. A.... W....

    heck I know a few friends like this LMBO!!!

  32. A.... W....

    LMBO heck yeah!!! love singing to this one. eventhough I don't drink beer but I do drink daiquiris sometimes.

  33. S.... B....

    u should get arrested for that u are saying that people should drink if there under age and u call ur self a country boy wow look what the worlds coming to fake country people telling people to drink

    S.... B....

    Sammy Bennett lmfao are you stupid.

  34. A.... O....

    I love this song!!!:)

  35. T.... ....

    lol a country person just doesn't give a shit enough to reply

  36. c.... ....

    LOVE IT! ...Key of "G"

    c.... ....

    Time to take my drunk ass home video

  37. A.... R....

    Reallllly good song :D !!!

  38. T.... M....

    Awsome Luke Bryan

  39. j.... p....

    I think we all have that one friend that's like this !

  40. C.... N....

    I need to take my drunk ass home;)

  41. K.... H....

    omg I love Luke bryan hes Awesome and I wanna meet him im your #1 fan :) <3 luke bryan

  42. h.... b....

    Luke Bryan, I will find you a cab

  43. D.... M....

    Heard this for the first time last night.

  44. M.... F....

    Sweetheart, I'm sure you don't even though the first thing about a country life(:

  45. t.... s....

    Love this song it's my ringtone to lol

  46. S.... W....

    deffinitly the theme song to my weekends but i guess thats what happens when you work in a strip club lol

  47. T.... ....

    Every one knows a person like this

  48. M.... ....

    I hate country, but this is one of the handful of country songs I actually like.

  49. T.... ....

    I could use a beer right bout now oh well its 5 somewhere

  50. R.... C....

    thankyou sonictales69

  51. R.... C....

    hmmmm why do i have a youtube acount? hmmmm maby I like to listen to the good music on here because I cannot aford to buy the damded music. and my thoughts about acting drunk in school, no it did not cross my mind about the school thing I was thinking of along the lines of colage. And what ever your thoughts are about being country, country is who you are, is not if you have a youtube acount or not, nd yes i am respectfull, I just was thinking of them being older, to where they could have a beer

  52. F.... R....

    a true country boy probably doesnt have a youtube acccount? what kinda shit is that? being country is who you are, not where you live, or weather or not you have a youtube account...

  53. P.... Q....

    it may be drunk but i bet it's cute!

  54. D.... M....

    Time to take my drunk *** home

  55. e.... ....

    Did the thought ever cross your mind the guys a kid? Also, I've seen you accuse two people for being "city boys" A true country boy probably doesn't even have a youtube account, so you shouldn't really consider yourself a country man, because I know they have more manors than you. It's take to take your drunk a** home..

  56. R.... C....

    dam boy this is a country song not a city boy song stop that slang mouth it looks like you have never been educated, wise up

  57. M.... A....

    thats the coolset story ive ever heard dawggg
    sincerely og triple og barnes

  58. T.... J....

    Me and my friend love this song even know we can't drink we drink too much soda and then at the school dance we act drunk

  59. M.... F....

    Coming to the Oregon Jamboree in Sweet Home, Or. Im sooo excited to see my hubby.<3 Brantley Gilbert was here this year.<3 Oh i love them!

  60. K.... J....

    Pick me up... No put me back down put me back down lol

  61. b.... ....

    this is gonna be sang in kharaoke bars for generations to come

  62. N.... D....

    is it just me or does luke bryan always write about drinking?

  63. t.... ....

    Best. Song. Ever

  64. R.... D....

    Story of The life of a Wisconsin man

  65. R.... D....

    Well Farther north then Toronto

  66. R.... D....

    Damn Canadians. Haha im still farther north than you

  67. K.... E....

    i saw them in charlotte...it was literally perfecttt<3 i was so close to the stage and if you've ever been able to see luke bryan's dancing up close, you know what i mean by perfect...:)

  68. E.... S....

    help me up......awh putme back down put me back down!<-------------pretty damn funnah

  69. h.... ....

    I dont know why this song gives me the giggles!! But i love this song!!!

  70. L.... D....

    I now someone who has been so many times i get sick of it but i no when it is coming so i go some where else..

  71. L.... D....

    My dad took me for my birthday i loved it i got to meet him to

  72. a.... t....

    its on my birthdaaayyy!<3

  73. d.... h....

    i love it

  74. m.... ....

    already saw them back in feb....GOOD TIME

  75. n.... m....

    HAAAAAAAAAAA LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT NO THUMBS UP HAAAAA

  76. B.... ....

    Gotta love a good ole drinkin song!

  77. k.... c....

    take my drunk ass home

  78. e.... ....

    Thanks for taking the time to post this. My band has to do it.

  79. b.... t....

    i cant find this song on itunes

  80. e.... ....

    Makes me think of my dad

  81. B.... F....

    What will we ever do its such a tragedy that he misplaced his shirt

  82. m.... b....

    haha its time to take my drunk ass home

  83. L.... ....

    Ahhhh Lol Awesome GO LUKE!!!