Bowling For Soup - Scaring Myself Lyrics
She slams the front door
Cuz she knows that I can't stand it
Gives me the finger
Cuz she knows I'm wrapped around it.
She calls me sweetheart
She stepped in dog pooh
And I'm still kissing her feet.
Can you believe how this girl
Treats me like a king?
[Chorus:]
She took more than she gave to me
I gave my love, I got an STD
And if she comes home,
I want to tell her that it's over now
Hey look, I'm arguing with myself
I think that my girlfriend
Is bad for my mental health
And now I'm scaring myself.
The roller coaster makes me sick and she knows it.
That's why she always insists that I go on it
She told my friends that I need therapy
I need a self-help group or a lobotomy
Can you believe how this girl
Treats me like a king?
[Chorus]
I'm waking up
I'm getting out.
[Chorus]
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Bowling For Soup Scaring Myself Comments
That's an abusive girlfriend for sure.
Yah, he really did need therapy to tolerate and welcome that kind of abuse. Must have a self absorbed mother........
I've had this song stuck in my head for a week! finally found it lol
the name....i kid you not, i told my ex-girlfriend to listen to them and she laughed and said no because they sounded gay.....i can tell you this much, our relationship was thin enough as it was, after that conversation i dumped her........in the garbage behind the red lobster XD
snake1241999 a bit harsh there bud
Oh so you murdered her ;) did you listen to used to love her by gnr? That would of been perfect.
"the roller coaster makes me sick and she knows it. that's why she always insists that I go on it."
Friends: C'mon! We're going to the fair! There's gonna be rides!
Me: Sure.
(later)
Me: You. Fuckers.
Friends: C'mon. The coaster wasn't that scary ya big baby! I have an idea! -Babyishly- Would you like to go on the merry go round?
Me: Would you like my foot up your ass?
Yeaah! Go all Red from That '70's show on their asses.
One person is scaring themself
Just be happy that your the one getting the Bowling for Soup concert tickets... and not those annoying girls who would only like this lead singer for his looks... and not give a shit about anyone else in the band...
How the FUCK is this band not more popular?
It's late, but they are now
Herpes singles. Yum.
All of them.
OMG 1 DISLIKE!
WHOS THAT BASTARD!!!!!!!!!
lol funny song, but cool and so awsome.
one person doesn't know what music is o-o
"No dislikes, maybe i should be the first one to dislike"
"YOUTUBE LOGIC"
Jaret said it's easiest to write songs about relationships.
Top comment + jb fans = yeeeaaahhhhhh
I think that it isn´t that much about how the sound is, as it is about making your own songs, writing over something more than the "sex, money, partying" like in music that most of the time in the charts (and really something something really good comes by). Of course there is difference between recordings and live music, but alot of music in the charts are writen by someone else, someone lese plays the drum, the guitar and so on, someone else compose their dances and so on and on
you're right
i don't know what i was thinking
it's inglès
All those who like funny songs don't hesitate to look up 'Gordon is a moron by jilted john'
P.S. It's a real song ;)
That may be, but you still don't see people like 'JLS' or 'One Direction' playing guitar, drums, bass ect themselves in any of their music videos or on stage do you ?
@Laurie22197 its inglais
@mrHolibo Because he's SCARING us... XD
I listened to the song, i liked it and now I leave , my day has accomplished :)
@mrHolibo Every song has a discussion about Bieber. I'm sick of it O_O
Two people are scared.
@chelsealampard7 You do realize that you are only increasing his popularity? Besides, it kind of ruines the music for me if you mention a singer like justin bieber (who has a total different music genre). Stick to bowling for soup and don't say anything about other random things that are off topic!
Like if your still listening to this in 2011
@chelsealampard7 No, Rebbeca Black and Justin Beiber pressed the dislike!
Who's going to see these guys perform at Club Sound on August 16th?? I SURE AS HELL AM!!!
I love the chorus. xD
I have to say though, they kinda went down when they started singing for Disney Channel movies/shows...but I will forever love the original BFS :)
@chelsealampard7 It would seem like Justin Bieber now has a friend
what is S.T.D.???
sexual transmition disease
@AqwHelpGuide There's a difference?
Every single song I find by Bowling For Soup I LOVE. That doesn't happen for any other band. With bands you kind of skip around the songs you like, and find the ones you love. But with Bfs, ITS ALL AWESOME.
@KatieGoesRawrz Nope. Sadly I've never had the chance to give my love if you know what I mean.
@NimoligetMidget Sad thing is, even high schoolers are listening to Beiber. He's a seventeen year old that looks like he's twelve and is only just starting to go through puberty. e_e. Wtf. I agree - I'm not sure what channel plays this, I wish 98 Rock did though. DX.
I can somewhat relate. :/
songs like this are funny and this type of music is *real* music,, like they play their own instruments, write their own songs about their lives or things they want and they barley edit their voices but all the crap in the charts is all about sex, money partying they sing to machines they dont write their own music they produce music they think will sell not what they want, and half of the pple in the charts can't sing its all computers, thumbs up if you think this genre should come back
Bfs has always been there for me. and have always made me laugh, the music they play is just amazing, and i love it so much =]
I need self help or a lobotomy! XDDD hilarious!
this song is so amazing <3<3<3
<3 BFS
So cute and so funny at the same time hahah
2 people have an STD. :)
@jennieox WHO THE HELL DOESNT KNOW THAT?!?!?!?!?
dumb people
and BFS haters know ALL about it.
im so addicted to this song
I'm sixteen, I really think that this band is targeted toward teenagers XP
I ALWAYS FEEL MUCH BETTER WHILE LISTENING TO THEIR SONGS AND LAUGHING AT THE LYRICS. AHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA
i like bfs coz they make a joke out of it and dont keep it to soppy and lovey
Hey look I'm arguing with myself!
Love it. XD
ewwwwy theres no comparrison between justin bieber and bowling for soup. BFS IS THE SHIT<3
I thought it said My little health, not My mental health! LOL
AHAHAHAHA THATS FREAKIN FUNNEH!! EVEN THE SECOND TIME and probably the tenth and the hundreth :)
BFS is tha badest punk band ever...there songs are guiness..i love these guys alot and they r funny...
HAHAHAHAHA OMG.... your serious arent you?
how dare you compare them
awsum song but wat da heck is a 's.t.d'?
:D love this song!!!
bowling for soup are MADE of awesome
lool, No hablo ingles
my teacher asked me where my home work was and thats when i told her No hablo ingles. A policeman caught me doin ninety and thats when he pulled me over no hablo ingles.
seeing them soooon.
Anyone seing them in Cambridge ???
Can i be second biggest if your first lol.
its an Sexually Transmitted Disease
and dont for get amuxikto
this band and song is bad ass
lol!!! This reminds me so much of NaruSaku and HaruhiXKyon XD I want to make an amv of it now
LOL its called health class
I love BFS i got to see them in July and they were amazing; never a dull moment :D
They're so funny, and still manage to write good songs while doing so. they're so great :D
i see it's not that popular :-?
but i like it :D