Bowling For Soup - No Hablo Inglés Lyrics






My teacher asked me where my homework was
And that's when I told her
No hablo Ingles
Policeman caught me doing 90
And that's when pulled me over
No hablo Ingles
A hippy with a tambourine
Asking me if I could spare a dollar
No hablo Ingles
Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight
And grabs my collar
No hablo Ingles

(One!)
When I'm not feeling it
(Two!)
When someone's full of shit
(Three!)
When I get cut off at the bar
To make a getaway
It's all you gotta say
(Quatro! Cinco! Seis!)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)

My nephew asks me if I'd take him
To the Jonas Brothers movie
No hablo Ingles
Walking my dog I see a sign that says
To please pick up the doodie
No hablo Ingles
My mum gets mad cause I never call my dad
On his birthday
No hablo ingles
A guy walks up and says
Dónde está casa de Pepe
He no habla Ingles

(One!)
So many different uses
(Two!)
You don't need no excuses
(Three!)
It's as easy as the third grade
The perfect getaway
It's all you've gotta say
(Quatro! Cinco! Seis!)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey!)

Did you brush your teeth?
(No hablo Ingles!)
Where'd you leave your pants?
(No hablo Ingles!)
Did you feed the fish?
(No hablo Ingles!)
Do you like my band?
Wait... don't answer that...

No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles

Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey,)
Did one of you guys pee in the pool?
No hablo Ingles
Hey how 'bout we all get together
And go to the ballet?
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
Can I borrow that beer?
No hablo Ingles!
(laughs)
No hablo Ingles
(Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo Ingles
No hablo Ingles





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  1. D.... P....

    it's sad that people don't make great music like this anymore these days. bowling for soup and similar bands are my jam!

  2. F.... S....

    Nu Hablou Inglés

  3. �.... ....

    エイゴデキマセーン

  4. O.... L....

    The dislikes are from kids who failed the 3rd grade (:

  5. c.... g....

    Me being obviously very asian and not of Mexican or Spanish descent whatsoever: *no hablo ingles*

  6. S.... B....

    Does not work in Mexico.

  7. b.... 4....

    just discovered this song today, its hilarious but these days to get out of trouble u have to do reverse lol

  8. A.... G....

    1:38 - 1:44

  9. f.... f....

    Jaja se mmaron <]:{v
    Mexicano promedio: interesante7u7

  10. M.... ....

    *Phone number has 666 in it*
    *Illuminati confirmed*

  11. o.... F....

    Put the speed to 1.25x faster. It sound the same or like a 90's punk song

  12. A.... ....

    No te entendí ni verga no hablo ingles

  13. D.... ....

    10 years later and hand held mirrors still are not a $20 value

  14. C.... R....

    This song really works. I feel sooooooo much better. Thank you BFS <3

  15. a.... ....

    I have done the Romanian variation of this. Apparently I am fairly convincing thanks to learning Romanian in my free time. Most people do not want to try to talk to you in a foreign language they don't know. I am just a beginner but that is enough to throw most people off. I also do not advise using any variation of this if someone is asking for papers proving you are a US citizen. It's a fun joke, but yeah not a good time to use it.

  16. t.... k....

    this song is awesome....my new modo from now on.... loolll

  17. J.... S....

    this is still the greatest in 2019

  18. A.... A....

    jajajajaja yo si no ablo ingels :v

  19. D.... L....

    What if Spanish speaking gangsters ask what side of town you're from?

  20. O.... W....

    I am mexican and i love this song

  21. O.... W....

    Yo soy mexicano like si tu tambien :vvvv

  22. P.... E....

    This song is racist.

    P.... E....

    who cares? No hablo Ingles! :P

    P.... E....

    Pues a mi me gusta jajaja

  23. A.... Y....

    People seem to think this will work for them all the time.

  24. G.... H....

    No le entendí a la canción por qué no hablo inglés. 😥

  25. S.... H....

    I discovered a great new song.

  26. S.... H....

    And it doesn’t work with family and friends as they know you speak english.

  27. S.... H....

    SJWs will be triggered by this song.
    But it is true, saying you don’t speak the language works. The problem is your need to be somewhat convincing in speaking a foreign language.

  28. J.... D....

    2019 no hablo ingles

  29. A.... 9....

    This was ten years ago ?
    Shit

  30. F.... L....

    No hablo inglés porque soy de latinoamericana

  31. A.... T....

    Like si tú si que hablas ingles

  32. G.... G....

    Hold up, that infomercial guy and the lead singer look very similar. Hmm... 🤔

  33. I.... ....

    I am studying for a spanish final right now and this is my brain right now xD I can't tell which language I am thinking in half the time

  34. G.... G....

    The song itself and this music video are absolutely hilarious.

  35. B.... ....

    I've used the German version,"ich spreche kein English" and it worked like a charm.

  36. I.... M....

    if we get the vocals off this, it becomes part of The Sims soundtrack

  37. E.... :....

    Pd: yo si hablo inglés

  38. E.... :....

    Friend: And how did you learned Spanish?
    Me: Well....

  39. V.... C....

    Holy Frickin Crap

    V.... C....

    THIS IS AWESOME!!!!

  40. J.... D....

    Mi profesora : La tarea ?
    YO : I don't speak spanish .

  41. m.... ....

    WARNING: Will Not Work In Florida
    -says Florida Woman

  42. �.... �....

    Consuela's song.

  43. Z.... ....

    That shit won't work today, they just call La Migra on your ass lol.

  44. S.... ....

    "Habla" is usually used for females. "Hablo" is for males, Jaret.

  45. X.... G....

    Everyone’s speaking Spanish, till I.C.E comes to get you.

  46. M.... S....

    I didn't even know this song existed. I've straight have been doing this for 20 years.

  47. m.... r....

    I do not recall

    m.... r....

    That's a good parody of this song. It really fits the Vic Situation well. Especially with how poorly Ron handled his deposition.

  48. b.... ....

    Well, it's 2am and these types of commercials come on at this time but I actually liked this one

  49. M.... P....

    Jaret reddick really mad himself go now

  50. S.... M....

    Funny story:
    Guy asks me for directions, I said "no hablo ingles," he starts asking in fluent Spanish. I panic, but don't wanna talk, I say, "nicht sprechen," he gets upset and starts cursing at me in German and walks away in a huff. Good times.

  51. J.... A....

    - El Imperio Español declara esta el mejor dubstep del año...
    - ¿El imperio español, no se habían disuelto?
    - Eso es lo que queríamos que ustedes pensaran. (Risa diabólica en español)
    (Blas de Lezo se levanta de su tumba de cristal)
    - !Debo recuperar el Virreinato de Nueva España¡

  52. L.... ....

    Moderator: do you agree with a 70% marginal tax rate for all income over $10,000,000?

    Beto O'Rourke: No hablo inglés

  53. L.... B....

    ME: Did ANYONE call that number at the end?
    COMMENTERS: No Hablo Ingles...

  54. S.... W....

    1:07 that guy looks like Gilbert Gottfried

  55. H.... F....

    You can't do this in Texas. Literally, everyone can speak Spanish. Actually, I'm 100% sure that is the primary language now.

    H.... F....

    Well they are a band from Texas.

  56. A.... E....

    This is the most unrelatable song.

  57. E.... S....

    Got this on cinco de Mayo.

  58. M.... F....

    In English this translates to: I don’t speak English.

    M.... F....

    you really are bored, aren't you

  59. H.... ....

    Im Mexican and I'm ofended, but the good thing is that i... no hablo inglés

  60. S.... F....

    Do you like my name?
    Wait don’t answer that

  61. S.... S....

    WOW!!!! that is a twenty dollar value!

  62. A.... C....

    No hablou ingles

  63. K.... W....

    When someone i don't know or care about messages me on instagram i should jhst put "no hablo ingles"

  64. A.... A....

    I actually use this.

  65. J.... D....

    Yo si jaja salu2

  66. J.... R....

    yo tampoco..

  67. H.... H....

    Orgy? No hablo ingess

  68. n.... ....

    *NO HABLO INGLES*

  69. A.... E....

    Sorry-, nice video!

  70. A.... E....

    1111111

  71. M.... R....

    very very good Bowling For Soup Brasil

  72. A.... E....

    San nicolas

  73. G.... D....

    No joke this made me laugh so hard ... And I'm sitting in the library

  74. B.... ....

    You look like gordon ramsey

  75. V.... G....

    it's like a "STI CAZZI" in italiano!

  76. D.... J....

    No hablo Espanol.

  77. M.... K....

    Why can't this be every single infomercial?

  78. D.... C....

    I would buy it xD

  79. R.... ....

    "When i get cut off at the bar"

  80. M.... P....

    r/accidentalracism

  81. l.... b....

    No Hablo Ingles won't get you through the border anymore

  82. S.... F....

    Trump: Where are these illegals going to go?
    Illegal Immigrants: No Hablo Ingles.

  83. G.... T....

    Ahhh the music from my childhood the music that made you forget that the U.S. was at war I hate bringing it up but it’s true

  84. G.... G....

    gfood one

  85. R.... ....

    I listened to these fuckers growing up and somehow managed to forget about them... I FORGOT HOW RAD THEIR SOUND WAS

  86. k.... ....

    Pues se escucha algo mexicano en mi opinión, viva México ala verga compa :v

  87. G.... O....

    Yo si que no hablo inglés

  88. S.... _....

    Somebody actually did this to one of my teachers it was hilarious

  89. D.... H....

    Does anyone else see dave grohl?

  90. T.... T....

    BFS was so underrated easily as funny as Blink but not quite as catchy...

  91. V.... H....

    Cuando quiero ir al baño en clases de inglés y la teacher me dice que en inglés:

    -No Hablo Inglés :v

  92. A.... V....

    Im pregnant

    no hablo ingles

  93. J.... G....

    no speako inglesh😂😂