Bowling For Soup - Don't Be A Dick Lyrics






Whatever happened to chivalry?
When did it all break down?
Seems like everyone's selling their bullshit in this town
What ever happened to loyalty?
Nobody's got your back
Is it your friends or is it your enemies on the attack?

Everybody wants to be something they're not
And have shit they ain't got

Don't be a dick
Don't be an asshole
Just be nice
You don't have to be that guy
Show some respect
Just be a person
Love one another
You don't need a reason why
Don't be a dick
Don't be a dick

What the fuck is the problem
With people living the truth?
Tell me what somebody's happiness has to do with you
What is the obsession
With always being right?
It's not always win or lose, it's not black or white

Nobody seems to have it figured out just yet
It's not that hard to get

Don't be a dick
Don't be an asshole
Just be nice
You don't have to be that guy
Show some respect
Just be a person
Love one another
You don't need a reason why
Don't be a dick
Don't be a dick

Whatever happened to honesty?
You live a fucking lie
So what, you fake it 'til you make it and then you die?

Don't be a dick
Don't be an asshole
Just be nice
You don't have to be that guy
Show some respect
Just be a person
Love one another
You don't need a reason why

Don't be a dick
Don't be an asshole
Just be nice
You don't have to be that guy
Show some respect
Just be a person
Love one another
You don't need a reason why
Don't be a dick
Don't be a dick
Don't be a dick
Don't be a dick





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  1. A.... F....

    Come to Brazil please

  2. A.... B....

    I want this to be my school’s national anthem. 🙃

  3. Z.... A....

    Someone needs to sing this to my brother

  4. T.... B....

    ask the women what happened do chivalry...

  5. H.... B....

    love the part where they added Richard "Dick" Nixon

    H.... B....

    Love your pfp!

  6. H.... B....

    They sound like Green Day.

  7. N.... B....

    I guarantee that thr 57 dislikes are dicks n no body likes them

  8. J.... b....

    They still know how to write a great song!

  9. M.... D....

    Chuck E. Cheese swearing pt 1 XD

  10. J.... T....

    Every troll comment should be answered to a link to this video. lol

  11. M.... T....

    This song was somehow my high school graduation song

  12. F.... ....

    If it didn't say Chris Fafalios in the description, I genuinely woulda thought this was by Filmcow

  13. T.... S....

    gonna have it played at my funeral

  14. M.... K....

    It's great to speak of Confucius' golden rule in the most vulgar way possible! I love it!

  15. D.... C....

    Haven't listened to bowling for soup in ages when did they get epic solos like this it's awesome

  16. R.... E....

    You know I can shove this song down several peoples throats
    But I could just let them hear it as well.

  17. J.... D....

    top tune!! 18 albums,, wow!

  18. J.... G....

    The 44 dislikes are dicks

  19. G.... P....

    This is a good song for my dad since he a nothing but a natural light drinking bitch 😂😂

  20. h.... a....

    F##k yeah just like that bully "Don't be a DICK" and his face 😒

  21. R.... D....

    These people sang the Phineas and Ferb theme. Think about it.

  22. N.... R....

    I wish u were in spotify too:(

    N.... R....

    They are on spotify

  23. S.... ....

    Someone needs to send this to 90% of 4chan users

  24. L.... H....

    Eh, not their best song, possibly their worst tho

  25. B.... H....

    Apparently my recommended thinks I’m a dick

  26. G.... ....

    Words to live by

  27. D.... B....

    Ohhh my gosh i love this song

  28. C.... C....

    so, this song goes out to all the d*ckheads out there. :)

  29. D.... ....

    All my friends should hear this

    D.... ....

    Your "friends"

  30. I.... N....

    I love how absolutely no one questions this epic music video

  31. M.... S....

    My favourite BFS song - my dad and I sing along to this in the car on a regular basis and I love it

  32. A.... ....

    My brother says nobody likes the music I listen to, but this is one of the songs on his playlist. Not trying to be rude, but let's compare the stats between this song, and Carousel Shuraxe by SharaX
    Views -
    Dick - 62,500
    Shuraxe - 74,590
    Likes -
    Dick - 1.3K
    Shuraxe - 3.2K
    Dislikes -
    Dick - 30
    Shuraxe - 19
    Keep in mind, Carousel Shuraxe is a random Halloween song made a gaming music creator. Again, i'm not trying to be rude, just making a point to my brother who won't see this.

  33. F.... ....

    this song was dedicated for me






    fuck my life

  34. j.... k....

    Anyone catch Rodney Dangerfield pop up on one of the “respect” lines?

  35. C.... B....

    Why does the dick look like Brendon Urie

  36. D.... I....

    So fuck'n good

  37. D.... ....

    I love how the same band wrote the Phineas and Ferb theme song

    D.... ....

    That way it's easier to go from cartoons to The Edge

    D.... ....

    @Karson Malone it's a broad range.

    D.... ....

    And did a Sonic song

    D.... ....

    I love that show

  38. N.... D....

    Guitar solos are fucking stupid.


    Fuck you

  39. C.... P....

    Holy cow. How have i never heard this song before? BWS, please seek out #2indickaday & #dontbeadick on Instagram. I am creating a bunch of 2 inch meme dicks for exactly the reason explained in these lyrics, but i have never heard this song until now. I would be extremely humbled and very grateful if you would help getting my reminder Dont be a dick even further into the world. Much love and admiration to your like minded thinking. Thank you, Cher Erickson

  40. C.... B....

    The guy at the end was a literal dickhead.

  41. N.... ....

    “Is it your friends or is it your enemies on the attack” shit that actually hits it right on the point for me...

  42. D.... g....

    I'm confused as to why Rodney Dangerfield was in there. He was all about making fun of himself.

    D.... g....

    a big part of Rodney's schtick was "I get no respect"!..

  43. m.... ....

    Yes! Genius welcome back BFS

  44. X.... S....

    Franco Unamerican what

  45. K.... K....

    Looks like 26 people are dicks!

  46. a.... a....

    I love this song and this band, but doesnt it bother anyone else that the "nice guys" are white, and the "Dicks" colored?!?

    a.... a....

    Dude the main antagonist is white

  47. Y.... ....

    This is the song for the salty fortnite kids

  48. Y.... ....

    Who came here from dan the meme man

  49. B.... ....

    *Words to live by.*

  50. C.... P....

    That's right don't be a dick anybody don't ever try to be a dick everybody's got their s*** to deal with

  51. C.... ....

    Didn't these guys make the theme song for Phineas and Ferb

    C.... ....

    CONQUR yes and jimmy neutron

  52. s.... i....

    Oh hell yeah

  53. B.... F....

    Algum brasileiro ? Curte ae!

  54. M.... S....

    This is depressingly true anymore

  55. V.... R....

    Can I use this as my channel theme song?

  56. x.... 2....

    YES i love BFS, you guys make such great punk music i love it <3

  57. W.... L....

    don,ta ass

  58. J.... J....

    undervalued.

  59. u.... 1....

    Waiting for it to blow up

  60. A.... O....

    Holy crap, this is amazing!
    But these 20 people who dislike this, they're kinda a dick. I wish they weren't that person.

  61. J.... T....

    When I listen to this song I remember a cartoon characters that's being dick for example:
    Kevin from ed edd eddy
    Terrance and bendy from fosters home for imaginary friends
    Francis from fairly odd parents
    Sperg from grim adventures of billy and mandy
    4. Nelson Muntz from the simpsons

  62. T.... O....

    So true though. Great song and message. Bowling for soup is my favorite band! 😄

  63. G.... B....

    Too friendly for me...

  64. J.... P....

    This song is perfect to play in highschool

  65. z.... r....

    This song is more relevant than when it was made. Seriously people don't be a dick.

  66. R.... ....

    the basis of the entire YouTube comment section

  67. S.... A....

    BFS: Best Freaking Songs

  68. j.... a....

    So the dick who sung "Here's your freakin Song" now is getting all fucking preachy?? what a tool.

  69. T.... P....

    This should be the anthem for the whole damn world.

    T.... P....

    ABSOLUTELY I Agree. Thanks

    T.... P....

    I get pick at shcool and i play this song the punch them

    T.... P....

    Trevor Payne AGREED

  70. R.... J....

    Jaret has good hair even when he's animated. Love it! Except now it's stuck in my head....

  71. I.... ....

    I would like that you have visit Moscow.

  72. S.... B....

    Great song, but I feel like I just got punched in the face by a public service announcement

  73. A.... C....

    Why does the main "asshole" look like obama?

  74. D.... ....

    Why haven't more people noticed you guys yet....

  75. M.... M....

    Our society needs this song now more than ever. So many "anti-people" nowadays, whether it's homophobes, transphobic people, antisemites, racists, extremists of any kind etc. BFS are right: "What's somebody's happiness got to do with you?" JUST RESPECT OTHERS.

  76. T.... ....

    GREAT SONG!

  77. S.... D....

    that was rad

  78. R.... S....

    LOVE YOU GUYS ♡

  79. W.... L....

    Don't be a dick

  80. R.... R....

    From now on, whenever I quit my job, I'll send this video to my boss.

    R.... R....

    Yes.. There's No Corporate Responsibility to the Employees

    R.... R....

    HELL YEAH!!!!!

    R.... R....

    That kinda goes against the point of the video

  81. D.... B....

    I don't know, I enjoyed all the lyric videos that accompanied "Lunch. Drunk. Love." but this just doesn't feel right. Obviously not criticizing the song itself, but I feel like the animations didn't flow with the song very well. Something just feels very off about this video. The animation on the guy at the very end was brilliant, though.

  82. D.... ....

    Thats amazing. Well, today i was listen Bowling for Soup all day along, that band still great and one of my favorite bands... And for that i say, thank you. I hope see you guys here in Brazil one day, and If i wrote something wrong, sorry, No Hablo Inglés.

    D.... ....

    Daoge182 not your fault English is one of the hardest language nao se descuple

  83. p.... p....

    Words to live by everyday.

  84. C.... B....

    this song just saved 2017

    C.... B....

    2019 now 1 more year

  85. T.... P....

    LOVE the song, LOVE the video and most of all LOVE you guys!

  86. D.... N....

    Every single song on this album is on a whole other level. One of the best albums BFS has put out.

  87. R.... D....

    I've missed you guys 😁

  88. J.... S....

    PLEASE never stop making music! All the songs and all the albums just ARE NOT enough!!!

  89. H.... J....

    This is totally my favorite song ever from BFS.

  90. J.... W....

    My favorite song from the new album!

  91. C.... F....

    Obviously I love this!

  92. F.... F....

    They could have done some great stuff had this been a live action music video and not an animated lyric video. Still a damn good song though.

  93. d.... m....

    fuck yea you guys are back !!

  94. P.... S....

    This is perfect! Thanks guys for your music!

  95. R.... G....

    the best song of the álbum ❤

  96. E.... R....

    oh my, thats an interesting artstyle

  97. T.... S....

    The whole world needs to hear this song, BFS still kickin ass