Boondox - Lezbehonest Lyrics



[Skit:]
Oh Shit, you look cute as hell.
Now you move over here and let me start massaging that fine ass of yours.

What the fuck's up with these bitches?
I got dick for days but these hoes wanna keep their face buried in some pussy!?
Bitch You ain't even gay.

[Verse 1:]
She got a Katy Perry ringtone, plays it like a theme song
Kissed a girl and like it, now she swearing off the ding dong
Back and forth, like ping pong, she really strictly dicky
Then Madonna's screwing Britney now the bitch is stricky licky
Suck a dick, or suck a titty, she don't really give a fuck
And ducky rainbow on her preis mean she always gettin lucky
Had her first fish platter on her girlfriend's futon
Hidden valley, tossing salad, licking on a croûton
No shame in this fake bitch game
Swerving in and outta traffic, never staying in her own lane
She want a piece of cake, and yeah, she wanna eat it too
Pay her some attention and the bitch'll go down eating you

[Chorus:]
Drop the act and Lezbehonest. No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth.
You love the peter! Bitch don't lie. You love the cock!
Don't even try. No more cooter! No more coochie! VaJayJay time to say good bye.

[Verse 2:]
Girls gone wild, spring break, college road trip
In some wet t-shirts, wrestling in cool whip
Flash a nipple, slap a pussy for a attention
Just turned eighteen, now she on a fucking mission
Gotta make her daddy listen, maybe show a little anger
Four shots of jägermeister, tongue kiss a perfect strange
Three, four fingers deep in some bleach-blonde bimbo
A double headed dildo, beating like it's Kimbo
Put it on the YouTube, the pictures on the Myspace
Just so I can peep it, wish the bitch would sit on my face
Two straight broads, tongue kissing, by the swimmin pool
Fake dyke bitches eating coochie cause it's cool

[Chorus:]
Drop the act and Lezbehonest.
No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth.

Bitch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it.
Bitch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it.
Bitch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it.
Bitch you know you want it.
Bitch you know you want it.

Never gonna beat her, now you're lickin' on the cooter.
One day she was your friend and the next she wasn't screwin'
Now I'm massed out with no luck, can't even get my dick sucked.
Jerkin' off in the corner watchin' her and you fuck.

[Verse 3:]
Don't get your panties twisted, shit I love them freaky bitches
Daisy chains, and running trains, girl on girl, and pussy fistin
All I'm really tryna say is girl don't claim your ass is gay
I laid the pipe the other night and fucked your girlfriend yesterday
Tell the truth, don't even trip, you know you wanna wrap them lips
Around a peter, lick the tip, cause little girls don't come equipped
Bitch, please, you ain't right, what you really tryna prove
Carpet munchin, donkey punchin, cause you claim you're so confused
Yeah, it puts my dick on hard, to see your 69in neden
But two brides up on your cake won't be the case up at your weddin
Put in perspective cut the act you ain't no lesbian
Just a chick who love the dick but perpetrate a lesbian

[Chorus:]
Drop the act n Lezbehonest. No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth.
You love the peter! Bitch don't lie. You love the cock!
Don't even try. No more cooter! No more coochie! VaJayJay time to say good bye.

[Skit:]
After all, we're just two lonely bitches on the loose for the weekend.
Yeah, I bet your little ass is on fire.
You'll be a new woman when I'm finished working on you.




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Boondox Lezbehonest Comments
  1. Alliyah Berneski

    Whoop whoop

  2. Luke Pierce

    Me big gay

  3. Traer Oner

    You a thespian, lolololllllllll.

  4. John Smith

    MCL Boondox!

  5. Connie Gustin

    Fuckin best song by him

  6. Ashley Rose

    This song kicks ass I don't even give a fuck!

  7. Melissa Roupe

    Lady's wanna fuck chick these days it's crazy what the young generation will do to be exceped

  8. Zane Francke

    love it good song

  9. Mister Man

    I love this song! its a anthem for the Gay girls!!!! I got dick days!

  10. Zane Narramore

    WHOOP WHOOP

  11. TheNameIsStacey

    Lmao lesbian right here and I laughed through the song xD

    Melissa Roupe

    For some reason it popaler to be lez its the cool thing to do these days

  12. chheangn

    This song is the shit!! 5 years and I never heard this before wtf!!

  13. S Dox

    Lmao wit all these lgtsba bitches..

    serious..

    I know how to TOUCH&FUKK dat ass BETTER!!

  14. Issac Clarke

    made me laugh my ass off

  15. Anissa Parales

    caden baucciaerlli shut up you dumb ass bitch

  16. Anissa Parales

    at caden you racist bitch shut the fuck up

  17. Anissa Parales

    woop woop I'm Mexican but I hope you juggalettes and juggaloo accept me I love y'all woop woop yassss

    psychoheaded

    shut up

    Dusten Miklic

    Anissa Parales everyone is allowed to be a juggalo

    David & Payton's Apiary

    Anissa Parales it ain't about nationality. its family world wide homey. whoop whoop

    John Smith

    We don't discriminate races.

  18. Jayvonian Cooper

    Damn fucking right. -_-"

  19. Anonymous JimWhite-

    this us a really good song whoop whoop

  20. Bladimir Perez

    any "lezbian" women who listens is gonna troll lmao

    John Smith

    you have the right to your oppinion

  21. alaka cocks

    it doesint say daisy chainsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss  ss                                                                          holy shit im so pissed the fuck off

    Haley Twelven

    Thought your name said A lotta cocks lmao

  22. spiderbaby420

    Erin Nelson u just mad cause this song is probably about you lol

  23. satanluvscheese

    the best girl is BI xD

    cowboys monster

    satanluvscheese truu

  24. Alec Tiner

    This song describes 90% of the "lesbians" in my generation haha

  25. Damon Zamora

    This song the shit whoop whoop

    Billy Henson

    What up playa? Couldn't help but notice that you have the same name as a guy that I was in D-Dorm with up in BCI, just thought I'd see if you were the same guy.

  26. Ashley Nicole

    This is the shit whoop whoop an u can fuck off u don't think so

  27. crimsonskiss

    thast was the stupidest shit

  28. Leon Blair

    what the fuck

  29. stonedagain100

    WHOOP WHOOP!!!!! GOT MCL FOR LESBO LETTES

  30. Hannah Hansen

    hey dumb fuck read it ....... she told me she was a lesbian not i tried hittin on the bitch........ She told all these people that I knew that she hates men.....fuck men.....yadda yadda yadda.......i want nothing to do with a hootchie like that........neither would you if you saw her...........I never got played ..... i just pointed out the fact that this bitch is a fake dyke..........quit trying to hate when you have no fuckin clue the sitch behind the bitch

  31. meganmm017

    really love this song

  32. mrsbutterfi923

    yeah i'm a chick this one of my favorite songs. much love to all my juggalo family.

  33. 420billybobslice

    aal these bitches live in my hood dancin not makin any money hoes joke

  34. Natali Katina

    2 Whoops!!! I know that bitch. Proud member of I.H.A.T

    mmfwcl
    IceBoxx

  35. Keith L

    funny azz shit lol

  36. Devyn Witt

    Thank you Boondox! Lmfao. Ninety percent of women probably hate yo ass but its good! Lmfao slap them bitches with your words lol. MCl

  37. Nemo Necrophiliac

    Reminds me of all the bitches at my old school.. haha. mcl.

  38. Agnosticangel rose

    Fuck yeah keep it up

  39. BILL MCGLATHERY Sr.

    holy shit

  40. shane sullivan

    Im so glad someone finally made a song like this , Cuz im sick of fake girls doing it as a Fad untill they get older ..

  41. Gun Smoke

    bad ass mcl

  42. Gun Smoke

    whoop whoop bad ass !!

  43. Mud Princess

    i love this song! MMFWCL!!