Boondox - Lezbehonest Lyrics
[Skit:]
Oh Shit, you look cute as hell.
Now you move over here and let me start massaging that fine ass of yours.
What the fuck's up with these bitches?
I got dick for days but these hoes wanna keep their face buried in some pussy!?
Bitch You ain't even gay.
[Verse 1:]
She got a Katy Perry ringtone, plays it like a theme song
Kissed a girl and like it, now she swearing off the ding dong
Back and forth, like ping pong, she really strictly dicky
Then Madonna's screwing Britney now the bitch is stricky licky
Suck a dick, or suck a titty, she don't really give a fuck
And ducky rainbow on her preis mean she always gettin lucky
Had her first fish platter on her girlfriend's futon
Hidden valley, tossing salad, licking on a croûton
No shame in this fake bitch game
Swerving in and outta traffic, never staying in her own lane
She want a piece of cake, and yeah, she wanna eat it too
Pay her some attention and the bitch'll go down eating you
[Chorus:]
Drop the act and Lezbehonest. No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth.
You love the peter! Bitch don't lie. You love the cock!
Don't even try. No more cooter! No more coochie! VaJayJay time to say good bye.
[Verse 2:]
Girls gone wild, spring break, college road trip
In some wet t-shirts, wrestling in cool whip
Flash a nipple, slap a pussy for a attention
Just turned eighteen, now she on a fucking mission
Gotta make her daddy listen, maybe show a little anger
Four shots of jägermeister, tongue kiss a perfect strange
Three, four fingers deep in some bleach-blonde bimbo
A double headed dildo, beating like it's Kimbo
Put it on the YouTube, the pictures on the Myspace
Just so I can peep it, wish the bitch would sit on my face
Two straight broads, tongue kissing, by the swimmin pool
Fake dyke bitches eating coochie cause it's cool
[Chorus:]
Drop the act and Lezbehonest.
No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth.
Bitch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it.
Bitch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it.
Bitch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it.
Bitch you know you want it.
Bitch you know you want it.
Never gonna beat her, now you're lickin' on the cooter.
One day she was your friend and the next she wasn't screwin'
Now I'm massed out with no luck, can't even get my dick sucked.
Jerkin' off in the corner watchin' her and you fuck.
[Verse 3:]
Don't get your panties twisted, shit I love them freaky bitches
Daisy chains, and running trains, girl on girl, and pussy fistin
All I'm really tryna say is girl don't claim your ass is gay
I laid the pipe the other night and fucked your girlfriend yesterday
Tell the truth, don't even trip, you know you wanna wrap them lips
Around a peter, lick the tip, cause little girls don't come equipped
Bitch, please, you ain't right, what you really tryna prove
Carpet munchin, donkey punchin, cause you claim you're so confused
Yeah, it puts my dick on hard, to see your 69in neden
But two brides up on your cake won't be the case up at your weddin
Put in perspective cut the act you ain't no lesbian
Just a chick who love the dick but perpetrate a lesbian
[Chorus:]
Drop the act n Lezbehonest. No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth.
You love the peter! Bitch don't lie. You love the cock!
Don't even try. No more cooter! No more coochie! VaJayJay time to say good bye.
[Skit:]
After all, we're just two lonely bitches on the loose for the weekend.
Yeah, I bet your little ass is on fire.
You'll be a new woman when I'm finished working on you.
Oh Shit, you look cute as hell.
Now you move over here and let me start massaging that fine ass of yours.
What the fuck's up with these bitches?
I got dick for days but these hoes wanna keep their face buried in some pussy!?
Bitch You ain't even gay.
[Verse 1:]
She got a Katy Perry ringtone, plays it like a theme song
Kissed a girl and like it, now she swearing off the ding dong
Back and forth, like ping pong, she really strictly dicky
Then Madonna's screwing Britney now the bitch is stricky licky
Suck a dick, or suck a titty, she don't really give a fuck
And ducky rainbow on her preis mean she always gettin lucky
Had her first fish platter on her girlfriend's futon
Hidden valley, tossing salad, licking on a croûton
No shame in this fake bitch game
Swerving in and outta traffic, never staying in her own lane
She want a piece of cake, and yeah, she wanna eat it too
Pay her some attention and the bitch'll go down eating you
[Chorus:]
Drop the act and Lezbehonest. No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth.
You love the peter! Bitch don't lie. You love the cock!
Don't even try. No more cooter! No more coochie! VaJayJay time to say good bye.
[Verse 2:]
Girls gone wild, spring break, college road trip
In some wet t-shirts, wrestling in cool whip
Flash a nipple, slap a pussy for a attention
Just turned eighteen, now she on a fucking mission
Gotta make her daddy listen, maybe show a little anger
Four shots of jägermeister, tongue kiss a perfect strange
Three, four fingers deep in some bleach-blonde bimbo
A double headed dildo, beating like it's Kimbo
Put it on the YouTube, the pictures on the Myspace
Just so I can peep it, wish the bitch would sit on my face
Two straight broads, tongue kissing, by the swimmin pool
Fake dyke bitches eating coochie cause it's cool
[Chorus:]
Drop the act and Lezbehonest.
No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth.
Bitch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it.
Bitch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it.
Bitch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it.
Bitch you know you want it.
Bitch you know you want it.
Never gonna beat her, now you're lickin' on the cooter.
One day she was your friend and the next she wasn't screwin'
Now I'm massed out with no luck, can't even get my dick sucked.
Jerkin' off in the corner watchin' her and you fuck.
[Verse 3:]
Don't get your panties twisted, shit I love them freaky bitches
Daisy chains, and running trains, girl on girl, and pussy fistin
All I'm really tryna say is girl don't claim your ass is gay
I laid the pipe the other night and fucked your girlfriend yesterday
Tell the truth, don't even trip, you know you wanna wrap them lips
Around a peter, lick the tip, cause little girls don't come equipped
Bitch, please, you ain't right, what you really tryna prove
Carpet munchin, donkey punchin, cause you claim you're so confused
Yeah, it puts my dick on hard, to see your 69in neden
But two brides up on your cake won't be the case up at your weddin
Put in perspective cut the act you ain't no lesbian
Just a chick who love the dick but perpetrate a lesbian
[Chorus:]
Drop the act n Lezbehonest. No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth.
You love the peter! Bitch don't lie. You love the cock!
Don't even try. No more cooter! No more coochie! VaJayJay time to say good bye.
[Skit:]
After all, we're just two lonely bitches on the loose for the weekend.
Yeah, I bet your little ass is on fire.
You'll be a new woman when I'm finished working on you.
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Boondox - Born to Lose
- Boondox - Bloody Regrets
- Boondox - The Sober Truth
- Boondox - Abaddon
- Boondox - Intro
- Boondox - Where Do I Go?
- Boondox - Watch Your Back
- Boondox - Nothing To Lose
- Boondox - Just Die
- Boondox - Lezbehonest
- Boondox - Family Tree
- Boondox - In Between
- Boondox - Toast To The Fam
- Boondox - We All Fall
- Boondox - Love Of My Knife
- Boondox - Some Kind Of Devil
- Boondox - Kikdoe
- Boondox - Pillin' Spree
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Boondox Lezbehonest Comments
Whoop whoop
Me big gay
You a thespian, lolololllllllll.
MCL Boondox!
Fuckin best song by him
This song kicks ass I don't even give a fuck!
Lady's wanna fuck chick these days it's crazy what the young generation will do to be exceped
love it good song
I love this song! its a anthem for the Gay girls!!!! I got dick days!
WHOOP WHOOP
Lmao lesbian right here and I laughed through the song xD
For some reason it popaler to be lez its the cool thing to do these days
This song is the shit!! 5 years and I never heard this before wtf!!
Lmao wit all these lgtsba bitches..
serious..
I know how to TOUCH&FUKK dat ass BETTER!!
made me laugh my ass off
caden baucciaerlli shut up you dumb ass bitch
at caden you racist bitch shut the fuck up
woop woop I'm Mexican but I hope you juggalettes and juggaloo accept me I love y'all woop woop yassss
shut up
Anissa Parales everyone is allowed to be a juggalo
Anissa Parales it ain't about nationality. its family world wide homey. whoop whoop
We don't discriminate races.
Damn fucking right. -_-"
this us a really good song whoop whoop
any "lezbian" women who listens is gonna troll lmao
you have the right to your oppinion
it doesint say daisy chainsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ss holy shit im so pissed the fuck off
Thought your name said A lotta cocks lmao
Erin Nelson u just mad cause this song is probably about you lol
the best girl is BI xD
satanluvscheese truu
This song describes 90% of the "lesbians" in my generation haha
This song the shit whoop whoop
What up playa? Couldn't help but notice that you have the same name as a guy that I was in D-Dorm with up in BCI, just thought I'd see if you were the same guy.
This is the shit whoop whoop an u can fuck off u don't think so
thast was the stupidest shit
what the fuck
WHOOP WHOOP!!!!! GOT MCL FOR LESBO LETTES
hey dumb fuck read it ....... she told me she was a lesbian not i tried hittin on the bitch........ She told all these people that I knew that she hates men.....fuck men.....yadda yadda yadda.......i want nothing to do with a hootchie like that........neither would you if you saw her...........I never got played ..... i just pointed out the fact that this bitch is a fake dyke..........quit trying to hate when you have no fuckin clue the sitch behind the bitch
really love this song
yeah i'm a chick this one of my favorite songs. much love to all my juggalo family.
aal these bitches live in my hood dancin not makin any money hoes joke
2 Whoops!!! I know that bitch. Proud member of I.H.A.T
mmfwcl
IceBoxx
funny azz shit lol
Thank you Boondox! Lmfao. Ninety percent of women probably hate yo ass but its good! Lmfao slap them bitches with your words lol. MCl
Reminds me of all the bitches at my old school.. haha. mcl.
Fuck yeah keep it up
holy shit
Im so glad someone finally made a song like this , Cuz im sick of fake girls doing it as a Fad untill they get older ..
bad ass mcl
whoop whoop bad ass !!
i love this song! MMFWCL!!