Body Count - 99 Problems BC Lyrics
Yo check this out!
I got a hoe from the East, I got a hoe from the West
Got a hoe that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
I got a bitch from the North, I got a bitch from the South
I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none
A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun
A bitch with an ass big as a TV set
And there's a bitch over there,
Hey, the one I'm gonna get but yo but maybe not!
She might not like me, though
No sweat to a vet, I'll rock her sister, though. WORD.
I'll rock the whole damn herd
Fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the curb.
I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link,
I got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass
A bitch with none, but hey, I give her a pass, and I love them all!
I love them crazily, and they love me back
That's why they stay with me!
So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Hit me!
99 problems and a bitch ain't one!
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
I got a bitch that's old, a bitch that's new
A bitch who loves velvet and the colours blue.
I got a bitch that's fat, a bitch that's built
A bitch who all the titties give powdered milk.
I got a bitch who's funny, a bitch who ain't
A bitch that can sing, a bitch who can't
I got a bitch who loves fucking on an airplane
I even got a bitch off Soul Train.
I got a bitch who rolls rag top Benz, long ends!
I got a bitch who's broke as a bum
But she's the most fun!
I got a bitch that plays piano, a bitch who don't
A bitch that dances naked, a bitch who won't
A bitch who's short, a bitch who's tall
A bitch who burns my phone with priority calls
And I love them all, I love them crazily
And they love me back, that's why they stay with me
So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Hit me!
99 problems and a bitch ain't one!
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
I got a bitch that loves the G
She'll fuck you right after she fucks me.
I got a bitch that loves boats
I got a bitch that loves handcuffs and ropes.
I got a bitch that's fast, a bitch that's slow
A bitch that's a virgin, and a bitch that's a hoe.
A bitch that lies, a bitch that's true,
A bitch who's a man, because y'all bitches too!
I got a bitch that's cool, a bitch that's hot,
A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock
A bitch who's lost, and one who knows where it's at
She gets up under me and purrs like a cat.
I got a bitch that runs, a bitch that walks
A bitch that yells, a bitch that talks,
A bitch that's dirty, a bitch that's neat
A super fine bitch that I knocked at the swap meet
And I love them all, I love them crazily
And they love me back, that's why they stay with me
So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Hit me!
99 problems and a bitch ain't one!
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Body Count - Ernie's Intro
- Body Count - Dirty Bombs
- Body Count - Lies
- Body Count - Relationships
- Body Count - Talk Shit, Get Shot
- Body Count - Pray For Death
- Body Count - 99 Problems BC
- Body Count - Back To Rehab
- Body Count - Manslaughter
- Body Count - Down In The Bayou
- Body Count - Murder 4 Hire
- Body Count - Dr. K
- Body Count - Last Days
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- Body Count - The End Game
- Body Count - You Don't Know Me (Pain)
- Body Count - The Passion Of Christ
- Body Count - In My Head
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Body Count 99 Problems BC Comments
BUSTED AGAIN! 💥
You just can't sit still can ya dick for brains? 💥
Dont give shit bout you but I Can Relate
99 PROBLEMS.
Should've ft jay z on this shit
JayZ Ripped it fo sure
Sucka🖕🖕
My girl won't quit thuggin
Drunk at the Garage gate , cause im livin for the state .
Come on T, I know for a fact this is your imagination running wild, you're fucking married, and look like a nice guy underneath all that exterior hardware lol.
funny how ppl think this is Jay z song lmfao o btw the bitch in ? is a k9 not a women lmfao
I love this song
This is ICE T....he is the Czar of rap!!! He is the real deal. I've been following his tunes/acts since 91.
99 Problems
Blasting this with my new Body Count/99 problems hoodie on. Hollas from Finland!
Great tracks!!!
Life can sucks.love for you
ICE MOTHERFUCCEN T
Jay Z needs to bow down.
I got 99 problems and Facebook ain't one.
This is the best song ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever😁😁😍
Nas > Jay-Z
Tupac > Nas
This is the best
Dr. Seuss shit up in here
We LOVE him back.....
I love the original version ice did and this is great too,but jay zs garbage ass version sucks.
New Drinking Game
Take a zip every time he says bitch 😂😂🤘
she gets up under me...and purrs like a cat...
I heard Jay-Z covered this.
i got 99 bitches and it's kind of a problem...
not stealing when you pay for the rights to remake or use the song. and Rick Rubin did a nad ass job on the remake.
bitch tiddies gives out powdered mmilk
💪👂
What do you get when you cross N.W.A with Metallica? This. And it's fucking awesome.
I have a game with this jam, take a vodka shot every time you hear ' BITCH'
The original blows away Jay Z's rip off, second hand lyrics just don't make the cut. The song is about Bitches, not this flaked out post Eminem rapping about vicodin. I will tell you what rap and hip hip in general used to be about expressing yourself and had some radical things going on. This new rap and hip hop is too pussy, males with no testicles singing softly on lullaby loops, and you know that lullaby's are there to lull you to sleep. You want some gangsta tracks, check out some Easy-E, some Ghetto Boys, some Krs 1, some hard shit that makes you wanna bounce not this new shit that caters to women in a feminised society. Rap used to be about change and these new dudes are just too soft. Too much about the money, money aint shit, comes and goes the experience of life put into words on a good beat will always get more respect than some fool talking for a dollar.
Ice-t u the fuckin man
love it.just broke up with the prostitute I loved. fuk
Pour one out for my homie Bob Dickman
Killer BODY COUNT here?CHEMICHAEL.M.ALIEN.T.EELS SNIDE SQUALLISS?5/4/666?
Jay Z is a fucking hack
Mad respect for Ice and body count for doing there own thing despite what negative things some these bitches are saying! You ain't one of there problems! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I have heard great rap. This is terrible.
@RJ MacReady The rap was crap. I like some thrash metal. But I have heard great rap and this was terrible.
fugov gige - I hate whɨte bɨtches Fuck off piece of shit.
fugov gige - I hate whɨte bɨtches Im not jewish dumbshit.
Clearly you have no idea who Ice T is. He rapped before he formed Body Count.
Then u don't know great rap
I forgot how much I love Body Count
He's got a lot of bitches!
ICE T IS IN THA HOUSE! RHITHM
FUCK THE police!!!!!!!!!!!!
wrong band. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
copkiller........FUCK THE police!!!!!
fuck you fuck youtube gangster
Maro Vlasic coming straight from the understand
Fuck that hack Jay Z.
dude seriously what the fuck.
i lost respect for Iced t
go back to SVU lol
if you haven song problems i feel bad for you son. i got 99 songs copied ice t for my best one.
Just wow
Rap Metal fucking rocks!!
so a Beastie boys update?
hell yeah
The Phillies had 99 losses but a cheesesteak ain't one.
this MFer got 99, and her I ain't even got ONE?
Getting a rage against the machine vibe
I like the Jay-Z a little better
@Jamz Hatefeel stil betr thn Cloff
@Mega Dejw Staph i'm cryen
@Jamz Hatefeel Mkay m8. Im so sory
@Mega Dejw Lel
GTFOH! This kills Jay Z's wack ass remix. I like Jay Z older shit but he started slipping after his version of 99 problems
Body counts in tha houseee
Ice is the man!!! Want a vinyl to scratch!!!! Me love big time!!!
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 24 frets but I only need one
Lol well said
YouHaveACoolUserName IE fretless...not a fret, dont frettin me, dont fret over it,?!
The "99 Problems BC (Rock Mix)" is a bit better
Does anyone know if Ice-T has access to any of the female gender?
+Munkee he has a sexy cougar as her wife....
Coco, idiot.
@Ireallyreally Hategoogle Sorry, I thought you understood primate humor....of course silly human.
His son tours with him.
Some of you twats don't get it do you?
I got 99 consoles and a Wii ain't one.
+Dick “FullMetalJackass” Huntz Well done.
this song is terrible
+Yaroslav Golub wat u talkin about?? people are listening to this because its NEW BODY COUNT ! and a remake of the ORIGINAL, Jay zs versions are good but to me dont outdo this or the original
+Ember312 You said Ice-T wrote this way before Jay-z. You've got it flipped.
+Yaroslav Golub you. know this is the original one right???
+seth dognaux ice t wrote this song man:) jay z never gave credit to ice t
+Youtube Commenter Look up Ice T 99 Problems Home Invasion. Home Invasion is the 1993 album that the original version of this song was on.
DnB Remix:
https://soundcloud.com/mishiina/99-problems-remix
hey sumerian records, all of you youtube videos are banned in germany :/
Damn calm down lol just because someone doesnt know a celebrity doesnt mean they're a dumbass ^
Body count fukin rocks
I feel this version of 99 Problems is much more interesting than the Linkin Park collaboration version. don't get me wrong I like that version too but it's probably becuase I grew up listing to Ice T during my early years.
I got 99 problems and a Touchstone Energy Cooperative commercial before this video begins IS one.
The Jay-Z style instrumental with Body Count and Ice T's original lyrics... Absolutely beautiful.
are you more pissed off that jayz hit your song or people know your real name is tracey.. im giving you shit but most people dont know this was your song
This was originally an Ice-T. Jay Z stole it and got big. Ok, he did it legally, but he never gave Ice T any credit. There's even an interview with Ice-T talkin bout it.
I got 99 problems and abercrombie and fitch is one
I got 99 problems and lilo and stitch aint one
I got 99 problems and the wicked witch aint one
I got 99 problems but this remake aint one
Its about time he came back I love them all I love them all I love them crazily
Lota bishes xD LUV IT
I got 99 problems and a bitch is all of them
+Anthony Haller damn u have nice job... i would rather eat shit in gutter than go working in that shithole... fuck mcdonalds and every supporter of it... now, womit time..
@harhainen
Could be worse I could have no job.
@Anthony Haller
i hope you move up as fast as possible.. and be a pal and do me a favor: steal everything you can from that poison company.. and dont get fat.. ;)
@harhainen
I'll try ;) see ya on the flip side.
275Motox word
I like Jay's version and I like the original Ice T version, but i'm not too big on this version.
@EpsilonX this is ice t
@Bigin Perry Obviously lol. I like the Ice T original version better than the Body Count remake
Ice T The Original
This is fucking killer!
i do like it :o
fuck this is original 99 problems
99 probs and a bitch is ALL OF THEM!!!..you lying ass fuck stick! lol!
jay-z did nothing for this song! Ice-T is a lyrical guru! and body count kicks ass, PERIOD!!!!!!
uh, out of all of Ice-Ts and BCs songs, this is one of the worst lyrics. I'm just saying, it's "bitch this, bitch that". It's really boring after a while. He's just using the same damn lyrics over and over again. This song doesn't hold a candle to Talk Shit Get Shot, one of BCs best songs yet.
We don't listen to that JZ song on the WEST COAST!
Yeah Jay Z version really help this song lyrically, Now it speaks. Instead of B**** through the whole ... what ever that was. 😬 👊
@Lisa Merchant JAY BITE U.G.K verses in 99 problems.
i love it . ice mutha fuckin' t
I got 99 problems and a bitch is 98 of them
See, I've got 100 problems, and a bitch IS one.
ur remaining non bitch related problem is surely that hair
Cop Killer for life!!! BC. BC Body Count Body MF Count, Body Count Body! Glad your back!! RIP Beatmaster V, to Mooseman, D roc the EXC.
BODY COUT MuthaFu**ER!!!
All rap songs rip off songs that is what they do and have always done listen to the original my name is its all old tracks my name is from 72 labi Sifri song
how does anybody think this is good at all.....God damit people.
Learn to spell you snatch, then listen to good music for once.
@Omar Kadr "GOD DAMIT" what a fuckin assshit
sweet as hell!!!
Good message
The simple fact that he referenced a TV set proves exactly how old he is.
The lyrics are from 1993. Although a lot of people do still refer to them as "TV sets".
i think alot of people still have big TVs. i dont care if they dont sell them, we still _have_ them.
Love all you bitches
Man Ice-T Da Man wish I had ladies not bitches cuz Yup a ain;t 1;;;::000
Lmfao I'm fuckin loving this. I hope they pkay this during Mayhem Fest!
Damn my ignorant white ass never knew Ice Tea was the main man
As much as you can rip jay-z for being a fraud, (and rightfully so) what does this say about fans? We can not longer say what jay-z does is "rap", it's really "pop".
Now I like this version better. But Ice T's version would probably lose the POPULARITY contest against jay-z's take on the song.
"We definitely did it as a booby trap to catch people who don't know that it's not Jay-Z's song," said Ice. "So when they ask, 'Why'd Ice-T put Jay's song on there?' Somebody can slap the s--t out of them." ~Ice T
Cute from a #CIA SNITCH