Body Count - 99 Problems BC Lyrics






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I got a hoe from the East, I got a hoe from the West
Got a hoe that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
I got a bitch from the North, I got a bitch from the South
I got a bitch that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none
A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun
A bitch with an ass big as a TV set
And there's a bitch over there,
Hey, the one I'm gonna get but yo but maybe not!
She might not like me, though
No sweat to a vet, I'll rock her sister, though. WORD.
I'll rock the whole damn herd
Fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the curb.
I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link,
Who likes to fuck me with her ass upon the kitchen sink.
I got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass
A bitch with none, but hey, I give her a pass, and I love them all!
I love them crazily, and they love me back
That's why they stay with me!

So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Hit me!
99 problems and a bitch ain't one!
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

I got a bitch that's old, a bitch that's new
A bitch who loves velvet and the colours blue.
I got a bitch that's fat, a bitch that's built
A bitch who all the titties give powdered milk.
I got a bitch who's funny, a bitch who ain't
A bitch that can sing, a bitch who can't
I got a bitch who loves fucking on an airplane
I even got a bitch off Soul Train.
I got a bitch who rolls rag top Benz, long ends!
I got a bitch who's broke as a bum
But she's the most fun!
I got a bitch that plays piano, a bitch who don't
A bitch that dances naked, a bitch who won't
A bitch who's short, a bitch who's tall
A bitch who burns my phone with priority calls

And I love them all, I love them crazily
And they love me back, that's why they stay with me
So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Hit me!
99 problems and a bitch ain't one!
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

I got a bitch that loves the G
She'll fuck you right after she fucks me.
I got a bitch that loves boats
I got a bitch that loves handcuffs and ropes.
I got a bitch that's fast, a bitch that's slow
A bitch that's a virgin, and a bitch that's a hoe.
A bitch that lies, a bitch that's true,
A bitch who's a man, because y'all bitches too!
I got a bitch that's cool, a bitch that's hot,
A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock
A bitch who's lost, and one who knows where it's at
She gets up under me and purrs like a cat.
I got a bitch that runs, a bitch that walks
A bitch that yells, a bitch that talks,
A bitch that's dirty, a bitch that's neat
A super fine bitch that I knocked at the swap meet

And I love them all, I love them crazily
And they love me back, that's why they stay with me
So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Hit me!
99 problems and a bitch ain't one!
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one





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  1. S.... A....

    BUSTED AGAIN! 💥
    You just can't sit still can ya dick for brains? 💥

  2. k.... B....

    Dont give shit bout you but I Can Relate

  3. G.... H....

    99 PROBLEMS.

  4. A.... L....

    Should've ft jay z on this shit

  5. C.... M....

    JayZ Ripped it fo sure
    Sucka🖕🖕

  6. C.... ....

    My girl won't quit thuggin

  7. M.... L....

    Drunk at the Garage gate , cause im livin for the state .

  8. M.... D....

    Come on T, I know for a fact this is your imagination running wild, you're fucking married, and look like a nice guy underneath all that exterior hardware lol.

  9. m.... s....

    funny how ppl think this is Jay z song lmfao o btw the bitch in ? is a k9 not a women lmfao

  10. S.... A....

    I love this song

  11. E.... C....

    This is ICE T....he is the Czar of rap!!! He is the real deal. I've been following his tunes/acts since 91.

  12. G.... H....

    99 Problems

  13. M.... H....

    Blasting this with my new Body Count/99 problems hoodie on. Hollas from Finland!

  14. Z.... R....

    Great tracks!!!

  15. M.... T....

    Life can sucks.love for you

  16. M.... G....

    ICE MOTHERFUCCEN T

  17. M.... G....

    Jay Z needs to bow down.

  18. 6.... ....

    I got 99 problems and Facebook ain't one.

  19. J.... L....

    This is the best song ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever😁😁😍

  20. R.... ....

    Nas > Jay-Z

    R.... ....

    Tupac > Nas

  21. T.... T....

    This is the best

  22. m.... ....

    Dr. Seuss shit up in here

  23. S.... B....

    We LOVE him back.....

  24. S.... s....

    I love the original version ice did and this is great too,but jay zs garbage ass version sucks.

  25. N.... ....

    New Drinking Game
    Take a zip every time he says bitch 😂😂🤘

  26. T.... E....

    she gets up under me...and purrs like a cat...

  27. M.... M....

    I heard Jay-Z covered this.

  28. T.... M....

    i got 99 bitches and it's kind of a problem...

  29. J.... H....

    not stealing when you pay for the rights to remake or use the song. and Rick Rubin did a nad ass job on the remake.

  30. S.... A....

    bitch tiddies gives out powdered mmilk

  31. F.... E....

    💪👂

  32. T.... M....

    What do you get when you cross N.W.A with Metallica? This. And it's fucking awesome.

  33. E.... K....

    I have a game with this jam, take a vodka shot every time you hear ' BITCH'

  34. J.... L....

    The original blows away Jay Z's rip off, second hand lyrics just don't make the cut. The song is about Bitches, not this flaked out post Eminem rapping about vicodin. I will tell you what rap and hip hip in general used to be about expressing yourself and had some radical things going on. This new rap and hip hop is too pussy, males with no testicles singing softly on lullaby loops, and you know that lullaby's are there to lull you to sleep. You want some gangsta tracks, check out some Easy-E, some Ghetto Boys, some Krs 1, some hard shit that makes you wanna bounce not this new shit that caters to women in a feminised society. Rap used to be about change and these new dudes are just too soft. Too much about the money, money aint shit, comes and goes the experience of life put into words on a good beat will always get more respect than some fool talking for a dollar.

  35. J.... F....

    Ice-t u the fuckin man

  36. B.... D....

    love it.just broke up with the prostitute I loved. fuk

    B.... D....

    Pour one out for my homie Bob Dickman

  37. M.... T....

    Killer BODY COUNT here?CHEMICHAEL.M.ALIEN.T.EELS SNIDE SQUALLISS?5/4/666?

  38. v.... ....

    Jay Z is a fucking hack

  39. j.... w....

    Mad respect for Ice and body count for doing there own thing despite what negative things some these bitches are saying! You ain't one of there problems! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  40. A.... ....

    I have heard great rap. This is terrible.

    A.... ....

    @RJ MacReady The rap was crap. I like some thrash metal. But I have heard great rap and this was terrible.

    A.... ....

    fugov gige - I hate whɨte bɨtches Fuck off piece of shit.

    A.... ....

    fugov gige - I hate whɨte bɨtches Im not jewish dumbshit.

    A.... ....

    Clearly you have no idea who Ice T is. He rapped before he formed Body Count.

    A.... ....

    Then u don't know great rap

  41. T.... B....

    I forgot how much I love Body Count

  42. O.... S....

    He's got a lot of bitches!

  43. z.... m....

    ICE T IS IN THA HOUSE! RHITHM

  44. M.... V....

    FUCK THE police!!!!!!!!!!!!

    M.... V....

    wrong band. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    M.... V....

    copkiller........FUCK THE police!!!!!

    M.... V....

    fuck you fuck youtube gangster

    M.... V....

    Maro Vlasic coming straight from the understand

  45. R.... M....

    Fuck that hack Jay Z.

  46. c.... g....

    dude seriously what the fuck.
    i lost respect for Iced t
    go back to SVU lol

  47. n.... j....

    if you haven song problems i feel bad for you son. i got 99 songs copied ice t for my best one.

  48. M.... S....

    Just wow

  49. L.... R....

    Rap Metal fucking rocks!!

  50. L.... S....

    so a Beastie boys update?

  51. J.... W....

    hell yeah

  52. s.... v....

    The Phillies had 99 losses but a cheesesteak ain't one.

  53. C.... M....

    this MFer got 99, and her I ain't even got ONE?

  54. I.... R....

    Getting a rage against the machine vibe

  55. V.... K....

    I like the Jay-Z a little better

    V.... K....

    @Jamz Hatefeel stil betr thn Cloff

    V.... K....

    @Mega Dejw Staph i'm cryen

    V.... K....

    @Jamz Hatefeel Mkay m8. Im so sory

    V.... K....

    @Mega Dejw Lel

    V.... K....

    GTFOH! This kills Jay Z's wack ass remix. I like Jay Z older shit but he started slipping after his version of 99 problems

  56. T.... B....

    Body counts in tha houseee

  57. O.... ....

    Ice is the man!!! Want a vinyl to scratch!!!! Me love big time!!!

  58. Y.... ....

    If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 24 frets but I only need one

    Y.... ....

    Lol well said

    Y.... ....

    YouHaveACoolUserName IE fretless...not a fret, dont frettin me, dont fret over it,?!

    Y.... ....

    The "99 Problems BC (Rock Mix)" is a bit better

  59. M.... ....

    Does anyone know if Ice-T has access to any of the female gender?

    M.... ....

    +Munkee he has a sexy cougar as her wife....

    M.... ....

    Coco, idiot.

    M.... ....

    @Ireallyreally Hategoogle Sorry, I thought you understood primate humor....of course silly human. 

    M.... ....

    His son tours with him.

    M.... ....

    Some of you twats don't get it do you?

  60. D.... H....

    I got 99 consoles and a Wii ain't one.

    D.... H....

    +Dick “FullMetalJackass” Huntz Well done.

  61. b.... d....

    this song is terrible

    b.... d....

    +Yaroslav Golub wat u talkin about?? people are listening to this because its NEW BODY COUNT ! and a remake of the ORIGINAL, Jay zs versions are good but to me dont outdo this or the original

    b.... d....

    +Ember312 You said Ice-T wrote this way before Jay-z. You've got it flipped.

    b.... d....

    +Yaroslav Golub you. know this is the original one right???

    b.... d....

    +seth dognaux ice t wrote this song man:) jay z never gave credit to ice t

    b.... d....

    +Youtube Commenter Look up Ice T 99 Problems Home Invasion. Home Invasion is the 1993 album that the original version of this song was on.

  62. M.... ....

    DnB Remix:
    https://soundcloud.com/mishiina/99-problems-remix

  63. T.... B....

    hey sumerian records, all of you youtube videos are banned in germany :/

  64. y.... m....

    Damn calm down lol just because someone doesnt know a celebrity doesnt mean they're a dumbass ^

  65. T.... H....

    Body count fukin rocks

  66. M.... C....

    I feel this version of 99 Problems is much more interesting than the Linkin Park collaboration version. don't get me wrong I like that version too but it's probably becuase I grew up listing to Ice T during my early years.

  67. R.... A....

    I got 99 problems and a Touchstone Energy Cooperative commercial before this video begins IS one.

  68. B.... ....

    The Jay-Z style instrumental with Body Count and Ice T's original lyrics... Absolutely beautiful.

  69. a.... p....

    are you more pissed off that jayz hit your song or people know your real name is tracey.. im giving you shit but most people dont know this was your song

  70. G.... ....

    This was originally an Ice-T. Jay Z stole it and got big. Ok, he did it legally, but he never gave Ice T any credit. There's even an interview with Ice-T talkin bout it.

  71. C.... F....

    I got 99 problems and abercrombie and fitch is one
    I got 99 problems and lilo and stitch aint one
    I got 99 problems and the wicked witch aint one
    I got 99 problems but this remake aint one

  72. J.... L....

    Its about time he came back I love them all I love them all I love them crazily

  73. c.... b....

    Lota bishes xD LUV IT

  74. 2.... ....

    I got 99 problems and a bitch is all of them

    2.... ....

    +Anthony Haller damn u have nice job... i would rather eat shit in gutter than go working in that shithole... fuck mcdonalds and every supporter of it... now, womit time..

    2.... ....

    @harhainen
    Could be worse I could have no job.

    2.... ....

    @Anthony Haller
     i hope you move up as fast as possible.. and be a pal and do me a favor: steal everything you can from that poison company.. and dont get fat.. ;)

    2.... ....

    @harhainen
    I'll try ;) see ya on the flip side.

    2.... ....

    275Motox word

  75. E.... ....

    I like Jay's version and I like the original Ice T version, but i'm not too big on this version.

    E.... ....

    @EpsilonX this is ice t

    E.... ....

    @Bigin Perry Obviously lol.  I like the Ice T original version better than the Body Count remake

  76. G.... K....

    Ice T The Original

  77. p.... ....

    This is fucking killer!

  78. H.... I....

    i do like it :o

  79. E.... J....

    fuck this is original 99 problems 

  80. s.... ....

    99 probs and a bitch is ALL OF THEM!!!..you lying ass fuck stick! lol!

  81. C.... K....

    jay-z did nothing for this song!  Ice-T is a lyrical guru!  and body count kicks ass, PERIOD!!!!!!

    C.... K....

    uh, out of all of Ice-Ts and BCs songs, this is one of the worst lyrics. I'm just saying, it's "bitch this, bitch that". It's really boring after a while. He's just using the same damn lyrics over and over again. This song doesn't hold a candle to Talk Shit Get Shot, one of BCs best songs yet.

  82. T.... ....

    We don't listen to that JZ song on the WEST COAST!

  83. L.... M....

    Yeah Jay Z version really help this song lyrically, Now it speaks. Instead of B****  through the whole ...  what ever that was. 😬 👊 

    L.... M....

    @Lisa Merchant JAY BITE U.G.K verses in 99 problems.

  84. j.... s....

    i love it . ice mutha fuckin' t 

  85. T.... C....

    I got 99 problems and a bitch is 98 of them

    T.... C....

    See, I've got 100 problems, and a bitch IS one.

    T.... C....

    ur remaining non bitch related problem is surely that hair

  86. O.... ....

    Cop Killer for life!!! BC. BC Body Count Body MF Count, Body Count Body! Glad your back!! RIP Beatmaster V, to Mooseman, D roc the EXC.
    BODY COUT MuthaFu**ER!!!

  87. p.... ....

    All rap songs rip off songs that is what they do and have always done listen to the original my name is its all old tracks my name is from 72 labi Sifri song

  88. C.... ....

    how does anybody think this is good at all.....God damit people. 

    C.... ....

    Learn to spell you snatch, then listen to good music for once.

    C.... ....

    @Omar Kadr "GOD DAMIT" what a fuckin assshit

  89. m.... c....

    sweet as hell!!!

  90. N.... O....

    Good message

  91. Z.... H....

    The simple fact that he referenced a TV set proves exactly how old he is.

    Z.... H....

    The lyrics are from 1993.  Although a lot of people do still refer to them as "TV sets".

    Z.... H....

    i think alot of people still have big TVs. i dont care if they dont sell them, we still _have_ them.

  92. s.... o....

    Love all you bitches

  93. R.... M....

    Man Ice-T Da Man wish I had ladies not bitches cuz Yup a ain;t 1;;;::000

  94. B.... R....

    Lmfao I'm fuckin loving this. I hope they pkay this during Mayhem Fest!

  95. f.... m....

    Damn my ignorant white ass never knew Ice Tea was the main man  

  96. M.... ....

    As much as you can rip jay-z for being a fraud, (and rightfully so) what does this say about fans? We can not longer say what jay-z does is "rap", it's really "pop". 

    Now I like this version better. But Ice T's version would probably lose the POPULARITY contest against jay-z's take on the song. 

  97. S.... B....

    "We definitely did it as a booby trap to catch people who don't know that it's not Jay-Z's song," said Ice. "So when they ask, 'Why'd Ice-T put Jay's song on there?' Somebody can slap the s--t out of them." ~Ice T

    S.... B....

    Cute from a #CIA SNITCH