Bo Burnham - The Perfect Woman Lyrics
(So I've done a lot of comedy, so let's, uh, take a little break from that...and this is just a song that, if you'll just indulge me it's, uh yeah)
She was the perfect woman, in every single way,
She made the sun shine brighter, and all my cares go away.
She was the perfect woman, she was a gourmet chef,
Cause Helen Keller was the perfect woman, and no one understands,
just how talented she was with her hands...UGH.
God made her the perfect woman, I was the finishing touch.
She was the perfect woman cause she didn't talk so much.
She wanted to name the kids, so I finally let her,
it turned out horribly; Chewbacca could've done better.. RAAAAAA
But a guess it was alright, we had a boy and a girl.
Just me and Helen, ehhh-haaa, and Earl!
Cause Helen Keller was my miracle worker, I was her one-man-show,
I could walk around the house naked, and she wouldn't even know.
Helen Keller was my perfect woman, i was her only need
She didn't mind the zits on my ass, it gave her more to read
It gave her more to read, it gave her more to read
It gave her more to read, it gave her more to read
More to read, It gave her more to read, more to read
Helen Keller was my perfect woman, but I don't think she cared.
I played this song for her, she just sat there and stared.
She was still my perfect woman, I was sort of a mess,
I asked her to marry me, she said, "UH-EE-OHHH!"
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Bo Burnham The Perfect Woman Comments
1:06,spell that
Who is Bob Urnham? He is insanely talented.
These old ones. Probably hundreds of times...
I was substitute teacher and the kids what was a great song from when you a kid. Needless to say I’m no longer allowed to sub in that school district
Can't even believe it's almost 13 years now that this masterpiece was uploaded... man we got old since then - still love your content, good old YouTube days.
2:08 - 2:16 bo burnham’s range everyone
Why was Helen Keller such a terrible driver?
Because she's a woman.
he is holding his pick like an angry italian
2019 recommendations anyone?
Damn it’s been so long but I never knew this was before me
so sad he doesn’t like this song it’s the best
I found the chords and I didn’t think this song was so bad until I started singing it, like I kept laughing the whole time. How does he do it 😂
I think that they are intentional
im a huge Bo fan and love the song but if he "wanted" to remove it, then remove it. its been here 12 years lol
This vid is as old as me
I'll go to hell for liking this
Back when 240p was the highest setting
Early primitive life
I love this. But also, can we appreciate the absolute legend he's singing about? Lmfao
Helen could speak quite well- she gave many speeches and met every living president.
Heh, Earl
Still 🔥🔥
Deaf people would be absolutely outraged, and they should be, if someone would just fucking translate these lyrics to Braille already.
This is amazing
12 years ago.
....12...12 years ago
12 YEARS AGO?!?!?
2019. This is classic 👌🏻
THE VOICECRACKS I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM AJDJS
this was posted 12 years ago today!
Why is no one talking about that damn note at 2:08 😍😍😍😍😍💖
2019 fuuuuccckkk
Wow, I never new Jim Halpert could sing.
hey gang
Thinking of repeat stuff letd talk about your outfits
this is pretty funny
i was about to research who helen keller was...this gave me more than any other website could. I was researching why people made jokes about her
Are you still living bo you were epic what happened
Helen Keller is my role model and this is so freaking funny. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Watching in January of 2019!
first of 2019
I am watching this in December of 2018 I love this guy
“Hey gang”
Gang
g a n g
*g a n g*
*G A N G*
November 2018?
Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?
Because she was a woman😂
hear that voice crack though
The voice cracks kill me Oml I love Bo
Anyone here in 2018?!?
"I asked her to marry me, she said, "UH-EE-OHHH!-OH"
Hello, I am a wannabe comedian and I love to write song parody's. Rucka Rucka Ali, The lonely Island, Bo Burnham, The key of awesome, nerd out, stephen lynch and many other youtubers have inspired me. Now I know I can't sing and thought to my self it's worth a shot at chasing one of my dreams and to release one of my parody's. Please check out my first song parody here on youtube by the name of I'm a paedo. Thank you.
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT
you are so fucken good. I want to meet you some day Bo!
Whays worse than raping helen keller.....
Breaking her fingers after so she cant tell anyone
The quality of this video is on point
I forgot about Keller, then I remembered my 6th grade class, reading about her, then I really realized who he was talking about
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11 years ago
"More to REEEEEEEEEEEEED"
Bo is to Helen Keller as Neutral Milk Hotel is to Anne Frank
Hi gang
That low note kinda caught me off guard....DAM
If hellen Keller jacks me off is it a hand job or blow
I'm going to hell 😂😂
Tu voz es increíble, no te conocia pero ppr alguna extraña razon llegue aquí 😂
hi anyone out here looking for someone to vore pls im getting lonely
More to REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-d
2:14 when he turns his head, does anyone else see a resemblance to Kim Taehyung? FELLOW ARMYS PLEASE TELL ME I'M NOT CRAZY!!
U have to put her in a circle room and tell her to find the corner
OI QUEM VEIO PELO MEIA UM
Neatmike???
Should have tuned the guitar first
Alanthelonewolf he’s using a capo bud
Sure but that's not relevant. If you put a capo on a guitar that's already out of tune, the guitar will still be out of tune, just raised an extra half step up.
*Hi gang*
It’s hard to see that this is Bo. It sounds like him, sort of looks like him, but would the person in this video make a film???? I think not....
Just press the 5 several times and enjoy that drug
Hahaha you and me both bro I’ll save you a seat 😂😂😂
"she read goosebumps" lmao
Jfc, 11 years ago
The first time I heard this was a video of his live performance. I didn’t even know he was talking about Helen Keller. I just heard the ending, realized it was a deaf girl, and started wheezing until I died.
Wow, 4 days before I was born.
“She didn’t mind the zits on my ass, it gave her more to read”😂😂😂😂😂
the voice cracks made me smile because i know that bo would be able to hit those notes today with no problem
you've grown as a person, man 👍
partly because your songs are better and this one is far less borderline than some of your other songs but i adore your voice today so you're doing great.
also the shirt clashes with your tie but it's okay
Omg that voice crack literally melted my heart!
Your philosophy sucks
the voice cracks were ironic because he could make his voice deep but not high.
2:14 reeeeeeeeee
Did he make a pun on goosebumps books
I have hearing aids & glasses. Occasionally I call myself the reincarnation of Helen Keller & this is the best throwback right now. 2k18 Listening.
"I played this song for her, she just sat there and stared..."
DEADDDD
she didnt mind the zits on my ass, it gave her more to read
Yes, you are going to hell.
2:13 *REEEEEEEEEEEEE*
The voice cracks xD
I love the 240p resolution. Other than that, great song!
Oh my god that voice crack is beautiful
This was ten years ago
pesky bee 11 years, which is even crazier
I watch bo’s videos and its all blurry but then I realize his camera quality is crap, but for Bo it’s acceptable.
THOSE VOICE CRACKS OML
I sometimes think I'm fairly thick skinned, but it actually makes me cry to see privileged little brats singing and poking fun at vulnerable people, especially the disabled. Helen Keller was a woman who overcame almost insurmountable odds and learned to communicate, read, write and even speak. But that makes her funny to a bunch of bullies-by-proxy who like to laugh at disabled people. WEAK
Saffron Sugar It's satire. Do you think he actually meant what he said? If people took him seriously he wouldnt have a Netflix comedy special.
Bitch stfu its a joke omlllll
Hey gang
I've been following Bo for a decade and, somehow, I just heard this song for the first time tonight. Until this point, I have defended Bo but, after hearing this. He is most certainly going to hell and, I'm going with him, because thats the kind of place I would like to spend eternity.
a blind person...and yes, blind people can use the computer too...but as a blind person, i find this song absolutely fucking hilarious. i agree with the quote at the beginning. if you can laugh at one group, you should be able to laugh at all groups. god, this song is fucking awesome :)
noah reinhardt yessss!!!!
Wait did you get help typing this or...?