Bo Burnham - My "Little" Secret... Lyrics
People think I'm tall, you probably do too,
Cause I got a big hat size and a 16 shoe. (and a 16 shoe)
As tall as a tree, but as wide as a twig,
To top it all off, my weener is a...tiny (my weener is tiny)
Whenever I'm naked even Asians laugh
It'll be like nothing you've ever felt
I'm the only guy who needs a condom belt...(what?)
Please don't be mean, please don't be a jerk
I've tried all those pills trust me they don't work. (trust me they don't work)
If girth was a virtue, I'd end up in hell,
Right now I'm erect, and you can't even tell. (you can't even tell)
I hate myself, why isn't it long?
When my girlfriend saw it she started to sob,
"I can only give you a finger-job"
I wanna be the stud, now I'm the stooge.
It wouldn't be weird, if my balls weren't so huge. (but my balls are huge)
I guess it would be great if I was hung like a horse,
But I gotta let nature take its course... (nature take its course)
Just kidding I'm huge.
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Bo Burnham My "Little" Secret... Comments
Lmao I’m so fucking last
He was destined for greatness... Or therapy
OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED WHAT THE TITLE MEANS
This is honestly think this is one of the greatest bo songs. Not the best, but up there.
*s o r r y a b o u t t h e a s I a n p a r t*
Sooo... the monetization on these videos goes back to the original posters...
... *Right?*
Correct. I haven’t received any money since creating this channel. All revenue goes to the respected artist
Musical Comedy well, at least someone on the internet has integrity.
Shit can't a nigga post some shit on here and make a little dough... We all gotta eat my dude CHILL
That's honestly the best thing to to do, some people wouldn't have done that
Why does he look so young even though it was posted a year ago?
Tiny Rick it was originally posted like 10 yrs ago on his main channel i think
Maggie yup 11 years ago
Tiny Rick Yknow this music lyrics channel doesn't create the videos? They just put the lyrcis on for us
Meh, nobody cares
You do.
I'm even more last than Someone I guess. :))))))
"Sorry about the asian part..."
The asian part killed me lmfao
"I can only give you a finger job" *looks down at his long fingers with high dexterity on the keyboard* ;)
I’m last
Not last
I'm more last than Hunter.
ʝυѕт мσиιкα fuck it’s Monika —————— fuck Monika (insert lennyface here)
The ending killed me 😂 lmao XD
+Connor Price nice profile pic